You can’t make this shit up! From The Daily Beast:
Tara Reade, a former Senate aide who accused President Joe Biden of sexual assault, announced Tuesday she defected to Russia.
The shocking confession was made during a Russian state press conference, where Reade was sitting next to alleged Kremlin spy—and pal—Maria Butina. Reade told the pro-Putin press the “very difficult” decision to move came after the realization that she no longer feels safe in Biden’s America.
“I’m still kind of in a daze a bit but I feel very good,” Reade told Sputnik. “I feel very surrounded by protection and safety. And I just really so appreciate Maria [Butina] and everyone who’s been giving me that at a time when it’s been very difficult to know if I’m safe or not.”
“You have U.S. and European citizens looking for safe haven here,” Reade added. “And luckily, the Kremlin is accommodating. So we’re lucky.”
Do you think there’s any chance they’d take the Trumps and Roger Stone? 🤔
Open thread.
dmsilev
She and Snowden can be roommates.
Mathguy
The crazy is strong in that one.
pacem appellant
It’s nice when the trash takes itself out.
coin operated
Russian agent comes in from the cold….
Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)
Well, holy Christ, there’s something I never would have foreseen. What are the odds that we’ve all been lifted out of reality into some surreal movie?
schrodingers_cat
Have the journo bros that promoted her apologized?
Amir Khalid
At the moment, things are not going well in Russia. The last thing they need is more defects.
Spanky
Useful idiot makes herself unuseful. Can’t wait to see how this one ends up.
Oh wait! I don’t care, do u?
CaseyL
That has got to be about the funniest thing I’ve read in a while, feeling more “safe and valued” in Russia than here. Only if you don’t mind getting your comfort zone at the expense of everyone else’s – which is the GOP all over, innit?
The thought that she might have been an asset all along had not previously occurred to me. It’s convenient to think so, but I don’t see how the GRU could have had her on their radar until she emerged to try sabotaging Biden.
Yutsano
@schrodingers_cat: Since I see no airborne porcines….odds are that will have to happen first.
Planetjanet
@Amir Khalid: LOL. That was a good one.
Spanky
@Amir Khalid: Maybe they’ll make her Chief Drone Catcher.
artem1s
let me guess, Jill Stein introduced her to Butina?
Kay
I read the whole Tara Reade backstory. She’s a scammer and flim flammer from way back.
O/T, in case anyone is interested, here is a very well crafted feminist case against TERFS, or, if you prefer, pro trans:
MacKinnon
It’s long and it’s not an easy read but it’s well written and clear like all MacKinnon’s work.
JPL
@Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):
As long as it is not called Groundhog Day. I never want to live through this shit again.
patrick II
Tell her to watch out for drones.
Baud
What a blow to DeSantis that she chose Russia over Florida.
Jim, Foolish Literlist
watching MSNBC and I just saw an ad tying trump’s “we should have default” to the GOP Congresscritters. I didn’t catch who put it on
RaflW
I hope this emboldens more right wingers to emigrate (defection seems like a ridiculous word to describe leaving a country with open right to departure).
Romney’s famous “self-deport” however does fit very nicely.
zhena gogolia
😀😀😀😢😢😢😂😂😂
C Stars
HA! Is this that person who serially skipped out on paying rent to her landlords by lying about her life and then when she came out with her accusations against Biden they all came out of the woodwork and said “She’s not what she seems”? Maybe I’m not remembering the story exactly, only that she was a liar and a grifter.
zhena gogolia
@RaflW: TOTALLY RIDICULOUS
C Stars
@RaflW: Tucker needs to go.
p.a.
Not the greatest timeline, but the writers do have their moments.
James E Powell
@schrodingers_cat:
This, I assume, is a rhetorical question.
Jay
So, basically another drone attack on Moscovia?
Sebastian
It might be a test balloon to gauge US media reactions for when Bannon and Stone make a run for it and become anchormen for a new propaganda channel.
Jim, Foolish Literlist
@schrodingers_cat: Chris Hayes retweeted someone else linking to the story, without comment
coward
Kay
@C Stars:
That’s the one. She also gave false “expert” testimony which may have been relied on to convict people unjustly
Good fucking riddance.
sab
Tara Reid the actual American actress v Tara Reade the American Russian asset. Just to be clear. These women may look the same on Google, but they are not the same,
JPL
Tara, the Russian asset, lies so much that George Santos wouldn’t defend her.
imo
Jay
@JPL:
of course he would as the Greatest Supreme Court Justice on the Bench,…….
kindness
Won’t Putin be surprised when he gets a vet bill for Tara’s horse?
sdhays
I’m kind of surprised Russia decided she was valuable enough to entice into “defecting”. Or is she “self-defecting” and going to be surprised when she arrives in Moscow to discover she needs to find a job?
Maybe the McDonald’s rip-off is hiring?
Baud
@sdhays:
The Russian army is.
Ken B
@sdhays: Wagner’s hiring. They seem to have a high employee turnover rate for some reason.
Most likely she’ll end up pushing disinformation on some state owned channel until the Russians get bored with her.
Layer8Problem
@Jim, Foolish Literlist: I saw that myself, read off the name on the bottom at the end, and it was so anonymously unmemorable I immediately forgot it. I just remember some F-alliteration words and “USA”.
Excuse me for asking, but when did you stop being a Foolish Literalist?
Jay
@Ken B:
she has propaganda value amongst the vatnicks,….
Tony Jay
Screws up 100,000/1 Election ‘24 betting slip, tosses it across a mostly empty room to land on the box where the TV once stood. Sighs. Scribbles a quick note apologising to the few friends he hasn’t borrowed too much money from. Walks out into the rainswept night to meet Jimmy the Knife at the pool hall and face the music like the man he used to think he could be.
Damn you, Tara Reade.
Roger Moore
@CaseyL:
Finding people like that is what intelligence services do. They’re constantly on the lookout for people who might have some reason to be unhappy with the government or important people in the government in the hope they can leverage that for some use.
JPL
@Jay: Fox news is probably touting the she feared for her life bullshit.
Dan B
@C Stars: Politico had the story of Tara Reade. She was a super duper scam artist.
Baud
@Dan B:
I believe the NYT ran a sympathetic front page story about her.
BruceFromOhio
Let all the riffraff know that Vlad honors Trump Bucks, and the libs will be so very pwned if they all defected.
Roger Moore
@dmsilev:
Worst sitcom premise ever.
C Stars
@Baud:
That checks out. I canceled my subscription when they ran a sympathetic story about Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes (calling him, if I recollect, “dapper” and a “style icon”) the week after he and his gang had been visiting NYC and randomly beating up people of color on the street. So yeah, totally can see how the NYT would love them some Tara Reade.
Baud
@Roger Moore:
The Flawed Couple.
Chris T.
@Baud: Pronounced “Flodd”?
Jackie
Boebert and Gaetz are threatening Used Chapstick’s Speakership. Margie has been unusually quiet…
I have a dream UC (Used Chapstick) gets primaried next year and LOSES!
(Don’t wake me up yet! Lol)
Alison Rose
Feeling “safe” in russia has got to be the reddest flag ever.
Sally
Perhaps she feels safer due to the Russian gun ownership restrictions.
Dan B
@Baud: I’m surprised and shocked!!! /s x 100
Scout211
So what is Tara Reade’s game here? Money? Celebrity? Power? I don’t understand. Anyone have a clue?
NotMax
When do the Rs begin excoriating Connecticut for succumbing to “wokeness?” (WaPo link.)
JPL
@Scout211: recognition
She hasn’t been in the news for a few years, so it’s time for her reappearance.
Of course, she could have been an agent for Russia all along.
Ken
No.
Dan B
@Ken: I agree…
sab
Autistic here. Functioned well in the world until i was me. Then I did well too.
kmeyerthelurker
Is it really defecting if she is completely free to go? Isn’t that just emigrating?
Baud
@Ken:
Holy moly. I’ve never been prouder that we won the War of Independence.
Baud
@kmeyerthelurker:
Not if you care about propaganda.
JPL
@Ken: Wow
Bill Arnold
@CaseyL:
She fluffed PutinRussia in this medium post, and deleted it when it surfaced during her anti-Biden op, and my link to a copy of it at web.archive.org doesn’t work (additional cleanup, perhaps). This link still works:
Bring on the Light (Dec 17, 2018, Alexandra Tara Reade)
That piece got her name (and dossier) on a GRU list, if it wasn’t on it already.
Miss Bianca
@Jackie: You know how it goes…one week you’re buying the Speaker’s used chapstick, the next week you’re denouncing him.
It could happen to anybody, really.
Geminid
@Scout211: Maybe economic security.
Miss Bianca
@Ken: OMG, so that really *was* a thing! I had a fellow grad student tell me she had seen it when she was in the UK, and I couldn’t believe it!
eclare
@Jackie:
How did the nickname Used Chapstick start?
Roger Moore
@kmeyerthelurker:
Yes. There were a few westerners who defected to the Soviet Union during the Cold War, and it was still called defecting. As a quick rule of thumb, if the country you’re going to holds a press conference for you to denounce the country you’re leaving, it’s a defection.
Hungry Joe
@Ken: I dunno — I’d watch that. I think. Once. Maybe.
Okay, I’d watch it if Mel Brooks was involved.
RaflW
re: Defection, I had thought the border status of the nation left mattered, but Webster’s seems to think it does not. And I’m no Webster, surely.
mrmoshpotato
Who wants to see my surprised face?!
Fuck off and never come back, you Russki shitstain! Enjoy getting shipped off to Ukraine!
KrackenJack
I hope Putin treats her like queen. Set her up in a dacha with caviar and willing cabana staff. That will encourage other like-minded individuals to join her. Once they have a battalion, they can do whatever seems appropriate.
zhena gogolia
@eclare: Marjorie Taylor Greene bid $100,000 for a chapstick used by McCarthy — and bragged about it.
C Stars
@Miss Bianca: HA! Nominate for rotating tagline…
Tony Jay
@Ken:
British TV of the ‘90s was run by a bunch of drugged up public schoolboys who had been left unsupervised for a long time. Sometimes that was great. Sometimes… not so much.
@Baud:
Ah, t’es francais? Maintenant je comprend La Grande Vie Sans Pants.
One doesn’t jibber the foreign jabber tres bien. ;-)
eclare
@zhena gogolia:
That’s bizarre
Betty Cracker
@Scout211: Cray-cray has always been my theory. See no reason to adjust it.
WaterGirl
@eclare: Yes, it really is bizarre. She is an odd bird. Marge is as transactional as Trump. She is surely trying to promote herself by buying into his good graces, while at the same time I think she is trying to buy her way into the VP position by raising large amounts of funds.
Shorter: with every move she makes, she is buying power.
Betty Cracker
@WaterGirl: Agree that’s her goal, but since Greene is dumber than a satchel of toenail clippings, we can expect those power purchases to be idiotic, like the chapstick bid.
Jackie
@eclare: McCarthy auctioned off his USED chapstick. MTG bought it for $100,000. 🤢🤮
WaterGirl
@Betty Cracker: Agree!
What I meant to include in my previous comment, but didn’t, is that I think at the same time she is trying to suck up and buy her way into the Squeaker’s good graces, I think she is also aiming for Speaker and VP at the same time, hoping she gets one of them.
Not sure whether you will agree on that one or not. That’s a pretty tough move to pull off – ingratiate yourself with the person you are trying to knock off.
Do we think Marge is aware that that’s a pretty tough thing to pull off?
Either way, Marge is hungry for power. I’m absolutely certain that she doesn’t know how to spell the word finesse, and I’m pretty darn certain that she’s not even aware of the concept!
mrmoshpotato
@artem1s:
LOL!
Mr. Bemused Senior
@Tony Jay:
Bluebirds in the Spring
steppy
@Mr. Bemused Senior: D’accord, d’accord. Maintenant, je vous présente mon collègue, le pouf célèbre, Jean-Brian Zatapathique.
kmeyerthelurker
@Roger Moore: Ok, now I get it. Depends on how the person in question frames it. Thanks!
Darkrose
@Kay: Thanks for the link, Kay! I’ve had many issues with MacKinnon in the past, but it’s great to see her clearly laying out the problems with TERFs and their gender essentialism. Well before a certain YA author showed her entire ass on trans issues, I’d noticed that her books were steeped in the idea that the most important thing a woman could do was to be a mother. That’s the main message of the wizard series: maternal love conquers all. The kids all grow up and marry their boarding school sweethearts and the girls start having babies ASAP. It tracks with the epicenter of the anti-trans movement in the UK being the Mumsnet website.
Bethanyanne
@Kay: I’m late to the thread, but damn that’s good. Thanks so much for sharing it. I’m only 10 min or so into the article, but damn. Her clarity of thought is lovely.
Chris Johnson
@sdhays: On the contrary: she is un-valuable enough that she is of no further use working in the US.
There’s LOTS of folks that could do likewise, who are not welcome to quit their jobs and run home to Moscow just yet. Tara is not surprising, but it just shows how she ceased to be useful after a point.
If your only usefulness is ‘see, she lives with us now!’ then you are already out of the loop.
Paul in KY
@CaseyL: I wonder if she can weild an AKM? Lots of positions up at the Front…
fancycwabs
Another right-wing grifter moves to Moscow, leaving one less to move to Nashville.
The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion
@Baud: the Fraud Couple