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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / TGIFriday Open Thread: Not A Bad Week, Considering…

TGIFriday Open Thread: Not A Bad Week, Considering…

by Anne Laurie|  June 9, 20237:03 am| 205 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Vice-President Harris

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.@POTUS “Extreme officials" are "pushing hateful bills targeting transgender children, terrifying families and criminalizing doctors."

“It’s cruel. It’s callous.” pic.twitter.com/o79X20BaFD

— Herbie Ziskend (@HerbieZiskend46) June 8, 2023

New Biden admin protections for LGBTQ Americans:
-Anti-book ban coordinator to “train” & advise schools that bans may violate fed civil rights
-DHS trainings for LGBTQ centers to respond to shootings, bomb threats
-HHS guidance on affirming mental health care for trans youth

— Bo Erickson CBS (@BoKnowsNews) June 8, 2023

More details here: #pride https://t.co/h6rut1Bo6c

— Bo Erickson CBS (@BoKnowsNews) June 8, 2023


White House says pride event on South Lawn postponed til Saturday due “projected air quality in the region” — hazy smoky skies from Canadian wildfires. https://t.co/GiPQUsFKPf

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) June 8, 2023

He was so real for this https://t.co/Q9dXXEZjfc

— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) June 8, 2023

Old out-of-it President Joe, as opposed to ‘the Young’ (Americans for Freedom):

*Where* is a woman? pic.twitter.com/CII5ND033u

— A!ex Steed (@alexsteed) June 2, 2023

If their discipleship didn’t mean doom for so many of us, you could almost feel bad for how absolutely gullible they are. Perfect marks, obsessed with cucks because they are cucks for the ruling class. Sad.

— A!ex Steed (@alexsteed) June 3, 2023

pic.twitter.com/7TqKMmNgJd

— Matt McGowan (@mattkmcg) June 4, 2023

On a different topic — Madam Vice-President is keeping busy:

Today, while hosting Caribbean leaders in Nassau, @VP will announce over $100M in new assistance for the Caribbean & the establishment of two U.S. embassies.

She is the highest-ranking U.S. official to visit the Bahamas since its independence in 1973.
https://t.co/5j4SOA5xz0

— Kirsten Allen (@KirstenAllen46) June 8, 2023

Exclusive: Kamala Harris will push for a multinational force in Haiti to secure "a limited number of critical infrastructure sites in Port-au-Prince" during visit to Caribbean (w/ @Jacquiecharles) https://t.co/xwGV43tvyd

— Michael Wilner (@mawilner) June 7, 2023

Great to hear. @VP Harris & World Bank President Banga have previously worked together closely through the Partnership for Central America that produced $4.2 billion in private sector commitments to address the root causes of migration from Northern Central America. https://t.co/X7KG14zhOt

— David Darmofal (@david_darmofal) June 5, 2023

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 7:07 am

    Not a bad week, indeed.

  2. 2.

    HinTN

    June 9, 2023 at 7:12 am

    Kids are “the kite strings that hold our national ambitions aloft.”

    Perfect

  3. 3.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 7:19 am

    Everyone is hung over this morning after celebrating yesterday.

  4. 4.

    Circular reasoning

    June 9, 2023 at 7:26 am

    Can anyone put into context the frequently used picture of Jack Smith with that purple/black top that looks like something out of Star Trek? I keep imagining it to be some kind of uniform they have to wear when presenting cases at the Hague or something. Is there anything to it, or just the stern look that made it so popular?

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    June 9, 2023 at 7:30 am

    Good Morning, Everyone😊😊😊

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    June 9, 2023 at 7:30 am

    @Circular reasoning:

    I think it was the stern look🤗

  7. 7.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 7:30 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  8. 8.

    Circular reasoning

    June 9, 2023 at 7:32 am

    @rikyrah: thank you

  9. 9.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 9, 2023 at 7:37 am

    I have to go for some sort of cardio scan this morning. I’ll be back.

  10. 10.

    kalakal

    June 9, 2023 at 7:37 am

    @Circular reasoning:

    Pretty sure it’s the look

  11. 11.

    rikyrah

    June 9, 2023 at 7:38 am

    Why you shouldn’t waste time arguing with evangelicals😠😠

     

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZT81MLFJJ/

  12. 12.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 7:39 am

    My poor wife, she is working way too much. Blech.

  13. 13.

    Jesse

    June 9, 2023 at 7:39 am

    That purple Jack Smith pic makes him look like a pastor. Surely there’s a better image?

  14. 14.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 7:42 am

    Just now learning about the indictment. Holy shit!

    That’s what we get for purging all news alerts from our phones and watching only baseball.

  15. 15.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 7:45 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    You’re better off in the long run.

  16. 16.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 7:45 am

    @Betty Cracker: So who won the game?

  17. 17.

    topclimber

    June 9, 2023 at 7:45 am

    @Jesse: Rev. Smith of the Church of FAFO.

  18. 18.

    Anne Laurie

    June 9, 2023 at 7:48 am

    @Circular reasoning: Can anyone put into context the frequently used picture of Jack Smith with that purple/black top that looks like something out of Star Trek? I keep imagining it to be some kind of uniform they have to wear when presenting cases at the Hague or something. Is there anything to it, or just the stern look that made it so popular?

    Pretty sure it’s mostly The Look, but IIRC those are indeed his court robes for the International Court of Justice, a/k/a The Hague.  Justice Smith *will* bring the full weight of the law upon miscreants!

  19. 19.

    sab

    June 9, 2023 at 7:50 am

    @Circular reasoning: I think it is him wearing his official robes when he was at the International Court in the Hague prosecuting war criminals

    ETA Anne Laurie beat me to it in comment.

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    June 9, 2023 at 7:50 am

    Apparently Mr. Leg Cramp rides a circuit much as judges formerly did. Was rudely awakened from a snooze by his return to these parts.

  21. 21.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 7:52 am

    @Baud: We really are — switching off news alerts was the best thing I’ve done for my own mental health in decades.

    @OzarkHillbilly: The best goddamn team in baseball won: my Tampa Bay Devil Rays! :)

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    June 9, 2023 at 7:53 am

    @Betty Cracker

    Our long national nightmare is indicted.
    :)

  23. 23.

    kalakal

    June 9, 2023 at 7:58 am

    If TFG does go to jail he’ll have to be held in isolation.

    I recall him boasting after his ‘medical’* that he had tested positive for everything.

    The man must be a walking bio-hazard

    * The one carried out by that rather strange hippie doctor

  24. 24.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 7:58 am

    While Republicans constantly yammer about the “crisis “ at the border, the Biden administration, with VP Harris at the point, is pushing initiatives that will actually improve the lives of people in the countries that are generating the most refugees.

    When the Republicans scream invasion, we should scream back bigotry, because that’s what the overwrought hysteria about the ragtag surge of immigrants is all about. Turn of the century US handled 15 million immigrants in the first two decades and 1920s Republicans passed laws to halt the flow of migrants from the shithole countries of Eastern and Southern Europe. Same bigotry, different targets.

  25. 25.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 8:00 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning!

    How do you manage to be so cheerful every day?

  26. 26.

    eversor

    June 9, 2023 at 8:01 am

    @NotMax:

    Our short stubby mushroom.

  27. 27.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 8:02 am

    So Trump has to show up in Miami next Tuesday? LOL! Bring some sunscreen and a portable fan, Lumpy! Glad I’m 300+ miles away.

  28. 28.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 8:06 am

    @Betty Cracker: ​ Well that is far more important than any little ol’ indictment of a former US president.

  29. 29.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 8:09 am

    Mornin’ y’all!

    You too, @Baud , you magnificient bastard. LOL!

  30. 30.

    kalakal

    June 9, 2023 at 8:11 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I am so glad I’m on the other side of the state.

    Though the thought of 100s of MAGA goobers from out of state trying to handle Miami traffic* gives me a warm feeling.

    * Miami: Motto – Death before Yielding – Dave Barry

  31. 31.

    satby

    June 9, 2023 at 8:11 am

    @Betty Cracker: Agree about turning off news. I missed it until later too, and haven’t gone through the old threads to catch up. It’s all been said, and said again and again.

    Was watching a series first recommended by NotMax: Inspector Ricciardi on Prime. It’s quite good, though I wish the dialog for the deceased was less repetitive  (can’t say more without spoilers).

    And my friend in LA has been a long time Rays fan, so I’m sure he’s delighted this morning.

  32. 32.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 8:13 am

    Anyone see the EPIC FAIL of MS’s governor on Twitter yesterday?

    He challenged CA Gov. Newsom to a debate, got his ass handed to him by Newsom and ratio’d to infinity. He then followed up by begging for more and got beat down again.

    Then he tweeted about how “America lost a good Christian man and a true visionary” (Pat Robertson) and how Mississippi would be praying for his family … and got absolutely flamed on that as well.

    So … from a MS standpoint, yesterday was a good day as well (including that trivial news about some guy getting indicted …).

  33. 33.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 8:13 am

    @RevRick: ​ It’s sickening, isn’t it? ;-)

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    June 9, 2023 at 8:13 am

    @eversor

    Did someone say mushroom?
    :)

  35. 35.

    eversor

    June 9, 2023 at 8:14 am

    @RevRick:

    That won’t work.  These people are crazy.

    But there is a liberal argument for secure borders.  All the guns we ship into Mexico illegally.  That’s a pretty good argument for secure borders and one Mexico wants to have.  Because the carnage of the drug war is on their side of the border.  We just have a shit show on ours.

    Package a sledge hammer to the NRA into a border security bill and make these fuckers vote it down.  Make them own it.  When the hold hearings in the border hold hearings on the amount of guns we smuggle over it.

    Quit talking about immigration and let’s talk about smuggling and just who is smuggling what.  Cause most drugs come in by ship.  The Coast Guard handles that, not the fucking border cops.

  36. 36.

    PST

    June 9, 2023 at 8:15 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    I have to go for some sort of cardio scan this morning. I’ll be back.

    Is that a calcium scan? I signed up for one of those next week. Medicare won’t pay for it for me, but Rush in Chicago (which is only a mile or two away) is offering them for $49, so what the heck. Retirement is boring.

  37. 37.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 8:19 am

    Russian man dies after being mauled by shark off Egyptian Red Sea resort

    Must have been a Ukrainian shark.

  38. 38.

    catclub

    June 9, 2023 at 8:21 am

    CNN: Trump indicted in classified documents probe. Stocks back in bull market territory.

  39. 39.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Not funny. That story is horrific.

    Trigger warning for the squeamish.

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 8:23 am

    @Nukular Biskits: Every day a tater gets roasted is a good day! :)

  41. 41.

    Searcher

    June 9, 2023 at 8:24 am

    Conservatives are oddly consistent in their anger at anyone changing or disregarding the labels and roles — sex, race, class, nationality — they are assigned at birth.

  42. 42.

    catclub

    June 9, 2023 at 8:24 am

    @Jesse: ​
     Purple means Bishop, not just pastor where I go.

  43. 43.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 9, 2023 at 8:25 am

    @PST: I had a calcium CT back in December. While my calcium score was excellent, they discovered something else, which led to months of tests and ultimately surgery. Had some dark times in between. But go, it’s a good thing to have done.

  44. 44.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 8:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: When I consider that 3/4 of my ancestry comes from those “shithole” countries of Eastern Europe, the rank bigotry of the “border crisis” makes me want to puke.

  45. 45.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 9, 2023 at 8:27 am

    @Steeplejack: Ukrainian Twitter is finding plenty of dark humor in it, primarily in the press coverage of the story.

  46. 46.

    Nelle

    June 9, 2023 at 8:27 am

    @RevRick: They kept my dad out (along with his mother and siblings).  Thank you, thank you, Oh, Canada!

  47. 47.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 8:28 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    What’s so funny is that he really thinks he’s owning the libtards by doing this.

    But, sadly, there are a lot of knuckle-dragging rubes in MS who will totally buy into this shit and send him money.

    Methinks he has aspirations for higher office but he’ll never make it on the national scene politically.

  48. 48.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 9, 2023 at 8:29 am

    @kalakal: Like Mr. Burns, who survived at an immense age because he had so many diseases that they were getting in each others’ way.

  49. 49.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 8:30 am

    @RevRick: I was talking about rikyrah’s indomitable cheerfulness, but yeah, the GOP’s xenophobic fear mongering is disgusting.

  50. 50.

    eversor

    June 9, 2023 at 8:31 am

    @NotMax:

    I counter with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I

    A funny thing, given the current security issues going on. I got turned for a job recently because I admitted that I took magic mushrooms once they were decriminalized in DC.   I regret nothing.  Also I don’t lie on my clearance forms.  Yes I did it, it was fun.  10/10 just like high school would do again.

    What a world it is!  You can buy mushrooms, DMT vapes, weed, and nitrus, and just walk around with it and go home and play video games with your friends.  Totally legal.   But fessing up to having done this and following up with “well, we played through a lot of Zelda and chewed through some ice cream, got it out of my system don’t plan on doing it again” is somehow disqualifying.  They can pound sand.  I’ll find another IT job.  Even most cleared jobs don’t care now…. all that much.

  51. 51.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 8:32 am

    I know it would cause a headache for those who admin this site but would be nice if non-front-pagers could post images.

    I couldn’t help myself … I tweeted this out:

    Knock, Knock Joke @ Welcome Back To Pottersville

  52. 52.

    frosty

    June 9, 2023 at 8:32 am

    @Circular reasoning: Someone here called it his “resting executioner face”.

  53. 53.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 8:34 am

    CNN exclusive:

    Former President Donald Trump acknowledged on tape in a 2021 meeting that he had retained “secret” military information that he had not declassified, according to a transcript of the audio recording obtained by CNN.

    “As president, I could have declassified, but now I can’t,” Trump says, according to the transcript.

    CNN obtained the transcript of a portion of the meeting where Trump is discussing a classified Pentagon document about attacking Iran. In the audio recording, which CNN previously reported was obtained by prosecutors, Trump says that he did not declassify the document he’s referencing, according to the transcript.

    So yes, friends, he recorded discussion of a criminal fucking conspiracy.

  54. 54.

    JWR

    June 9, 2023 at 8:35 am

    I was wondering which judge he would likely get, and found this from Politico:

    How will the judge be selected?

    Federal district courts all have slightly different procedures for judge assignments, but they all ostensibly feature a degree of randomness to prevent judge shopping.

    At the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, cases are assigned by chance to one of about 20 full-time judges, as well as a handful of judges who are on “senior status” and handle a lighter case load. The court’s bench primarily consists of Democratic appointees, but four of the judges were picked by Trump himself: Trevor McFadden, Tim Kelly, Carl Nichols and Dabney Friedrich. None of the four have been particularly deferential to Trump in cases that have come before them in recent years, though it would create a notable dynamic if any criminal case landed before one of his own appointees.

    In Florida, the situation is more complex because the Southern District of Florida — the venue where Trump says he has been ordered to report to — is split into five geographic divisions, and the division where a case is filed affects the eligible judges. Trump would stand a strong chance of drawing one of his own appointees, but it’d be far from a sure thing.

  55. 55.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 8:36 am

    @eversor: I’m not interested in getting those whose brains are being eaten by bigotry prions to change their minds. I want to shame them, and put them on the defensive about their motives.

    There’s an awful lot of grandchildren/great grandchildren of immigrants from Eastern and Southern Europe who now vote GOP , having forgotten the bigotry their ancestors faced coming here. It would be good to remind them of that ugly history.

  56. 56.

    MisterDancer

    June 9, 2023 at 8:37 am

    @Nukular Biskits: A link to any of it would be lovely. :)

  57. 57.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 8:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Hahahaha

  58. 58.

    NotMax

    June 9, 2023 at 8:44 am

    @eversor

    Did someone say Badger?
    ;)

  59. 59.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 9, 2023 at 8:44 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Just now learning about the indictment. Holy shit! 

    That’s what we get for purging all news alerts from our phones and watching only baseball.

    I’m sure it’s done wonders for your mental health.  Go Cubs! :)

  60. 60.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 8:44 am

    @MisterDancer:

    To the Tater Twitter Fail?

    MS Gov. Tate Reeves Challenges CA Gov. Newsom to Debate

    After Getting Ass Handed to Him, Reeves Begs for More

    Reeves’ Praise for Pat Robertson Doesn’t Go Over Well

    Full disclosure here:  Yours truly is in the replies.

  61. 61.

    Scout211

    June 9, 2023 at 8:47 am

    @Betty Cracker: I just read that. Sweet!

    I have posted several of these CNN EXCLUSIVE!!11! reports in the past few days and I would love to know who their anonymous source is who keeps feeding CNN these exclusives. Other news services are starting to get their tips from CNN.

    Anyone have a guess who their secret source is?

  62. 62.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 9, 2023 at 8:48 am

    @Betty Cracker: And I believe that’s the document which is now missing. Nobody can or will say where it is.

  63. 63.

    Jeffro

    June 9, 2023 at 8:50 am

    @Baud:Everyone is hung over this morning after celebrating yesterday.

    …maybe just a little bit…

    I actually woke up mad and I’m trying to not let it affect the rest of my day.  Mad about all that this corrupt moron has put this country through for the past eight(!) years.  That is a LOT of stress on a LOT of Americans for a long, long time.

    Selling out our country to our enemies…completely botching our country’s pandemic response…trying to bribe an ally with our tax dollars for made-up dirt on a political opponent…screeching day-in and day-out on our national megaphone about whatever’s bugging him that day/hour, as if no one else had any concerns.  OH, AND ALSO TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.  The list just goes on and on.  And now justice is here, and most of the GOP is pretending like Joe Biden himself made up the charges out of thin air.  YES, Republicans, Donald trump really is the most innocent person in the world…and if you believe that, no wonder y’all think he’s actually religious and cares deeply about America, too.  >(

    I think I’m going to go for a walk…

  64. 64.

    Betty

    June 9, 2023 at 8:53 am

    @Anne Laurie: The only other pictures they appear to have are of a much younger, beard less Jack Smith. The Hague one shows his current look. MSNBC was showing a little video this week of him going to court. Looks like his Hague picture. He seems to avoid publicity.

  65. 65.

    Ken

    June 9, 2023 at 8:58 am

    @Scout211: Anyone have a guess who their secret source is?

    Would the DOJ have turned over their evidence to Trump’s legal team yet? Maybe CNN has a mole there.

    That reminds me — A lot of news reports headlined or led with “Trump announced he’s been indicted”.  Did the DOJ also announce? Or is this like the documents search, where we wouldn’t have known about it except Trump opened his big mouth?

  66. 66.

    JWR

    June 9, 2023 at 9:00 am

    Pretty good This Modern World in Politico’s this week in cartoons.

  67. 67.

    Ken

    June 9, 2023 at 9:00 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I believe that’s the document which is now missing. Nobody can or will say where it is.

    They’re saving that for the trial, when the DOJ calls their surprise witness, the head of Saudi Arabia’s intelligence service.

  68. 68.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 9:02 am

    So my husband got an MRI on Monday, and we got the results on Wednesday. I was able to see them because I created a portal for him with his health care provider. (So much of this feels so wrong in some way, that I’m seeing this stuff before him, but I feel that now I’m partly responsible for his care in a way.) Anyway, it was a lot of medical jargon saying that he has vascular problems in the brain, and that there’s evidence that he had a stroke at some time. That doesn’t surprise me, because his father had a stroke (he was much older, though, around 85 or so), and I know strokes can be minor because they said it appeared my mother had two before she had the big one. Now I just have to keep calling to get the neuro/psych interview scheduled. *sigh

  69. 69.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 9:03 am

    @Betty Cracker: You missed the drunken party last night, then.

  70. 70.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:05 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Probably Lumpy panicked and then tore it up and flushed it down the toilet! Seriously though, he was waving the document around while describing its contents to several people who have been identified (including Mark Meadows’ autobiography ghostwriters). He specifically called their attention to certain items in the document. Even if the document has been flushed, it sounds like there will be testimony to establish possession, including from Lumpy himself on tape. Good lord.

  71. 71.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 9:06 am

    @Nukular Biskits: I read that Governor Reeves has a credible Democratic challenger in Commissioner(?) Presley. Reeves’ own record is so-so at best, and he wants to nationalize this race. In theory a sound strategy, but he’d better have more effective execution than this.

  72. 72.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 9:06 am

    I just don’t understand why our VP is confused about her role at the border. Doesn’t she know that her job is to take a trip to the border, stare sternly at some rocks on the other side of the Rio Grande, and sternly say stern words about securing the border sternly?

    It’s almost like she thinks it’s her job to actually try to solve difficult problems.

  73. 73.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 9:07 am

    @rikyrah: I still say most evangelicals worship the Devil but are too dumb to realize it. Their entire moral frame work is depraved and anti-life.

    Also, any “parent” who engages in “blanket training” should be burned at the stake.

  74. 74.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 9:10 am

     

     

    @Jeffro: There will be good paddling weather this weekend. Maybe you and yours can get out on the South Fork of the Shenandoah. It should be nice and clear.

  75. 75.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 9:10 am

    @Nukular Biskits: I am so eager to shake the dust of Mississippi off my shoes before I get to California and never have to care about “Governor Tater” again.

  76. 76.

    satby

    June 9, 2023 at 9:11 am

    And a quick update on Duke the cat: for the first time in a week, he doesn’t have a fever. I’m still concerned at how long it took for the doxycycline to affect the infection enough to get here, but he’s clearly on the mend. Eating ok, drinking ok, but not at usual energy level yet, which is understandable; he was a very seriously ill boy. The crazy expensive blood test results came back negative for everything but indicating he was positive for FIV. So that could explain it.

  77. 77.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @Ken: ​
      Basically, the DOJ announcement will be on Tuesday.

  78. 78.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 9:12 am

    So is this CNN story old news, or more news? https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/09/politics/trump-tape-didnt-declassify-secret-information

  79. 79.

    James E Powell

    June 9, 2023 at 9:12 am

    @Jesse:

    That purple Jack Smith pic makes him look like a pastor. Surely there’s a better image?

    I think of it as his Grand Inquisitor look.

  80. 80.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 9:15 am

    @Citizen Alan: I had never heard of “blanket training”.

    Monstrous!

  81. 81.

    hueyplong

    June 9, 2023 at 9:15 am

    @James E Powell: Isn’t the obvious answer Witchfinder General?

  82. 82.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 9:15 am

    @Nukular Biskits:

    Methinks he has aspirations for higher office but he’ll never make it on the national scene politically.

    Nah. Tater’s just trying to stir up the rubes because the stink from the Bret Farve-Medicaid embezzlement scandal is so bad that Tater’s legitimately worried about Brandon Presley beating him in November.

  83. 83.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:17 am

    @Soprano2: Wishing the best for you both. What a tough situation.

  84. 84.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:18 am

    @Citizen Alan: I hope Presley stomps the crap outta that ambulatory canned ham!

  85. 85.

    satby

    June 9, 2023 at 9:19 am

    @satby: OTOH, he was just vaccinated for that in March, and the test can pick those antibodies up and give false positives for up to a year.

  86. 86.

    eclare

    June 9, 2023 at 9:19 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Thank you!

  87. 87.

    satby

    June 9, 2023 at 9:21 am

    @Soprano2: Good luck. It’s a hard road to have to walk.

  88. 88.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 9:22 am

    @Citizen Alan: Do you think he’s actually in danger of losing? I mean, it all looks really bad, but it’s Mississippi, so I’ve remained pretty skeptical.

  89. 89.

    JWR

    June 9, 2023 at 9:25 am

    @Soprano2:

    It’s new. @Betty Cracker posted an excerpt up at #53.

  90. 90.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 9:26 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I saw that. Still not funny.

  91. 91.

    Sandia Blanca

    June 9, 2023 at 9:29 am

    @Jeffro: Excellent rant! The wounds he’s inflicted on the American people may never heal. Justice, even partial, is a welcome salve.

  92. 92.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 9:30 am

    @Nukular Biskits: Wow, that first ad reads like a typical “I am introducing myself in my run for office.”  At least half of that ad has images that are all about being a family man and getting elected.  Ugh.

  93. 93.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 9:32 am

    Is there anything weird going on with car insurance? I did a Danny Thomas spit-take when I got my latest bill—up 25% over what I paid six months ago, after being basically constant for several years. My driving habits haven’t changed and I haven’t caused any multi-car pileups on the interstate, so what gives? Are the insurance companies like “Holy crap, people are driving again”?

    I’d like to spare myself a no doubt long and tedious phone call if there’s some information I have missed.

  94. 94.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:33 am

    Regarding Jack Smith — for months I’ve been reminding myself that I’ve been burned too many times to fangirl out over federal prosecutors. But now that Trump has actually been indicted for serious crimes, I’m transferring my schoolgirl crush on Coach Beard from Ted Lasso to Mr. Smith.

  95. 95.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 9:34 am

    @sdhays: TBH, I really don’t. I mean, Brandon Presley is easily the most popular Mississippi Democrat of the last 20 years, and Tate Reeves is a repulsive swine who stole money from Medicaid just to curry favor with a football player. But it’s Mississippi, where the Speaker of the House can openly state his belief that a 12yo pregnant incest victim should be denied an abortion for her own good and face absolutely no political repercussions for doing so. At the end of the day, I just think there’s too many bitter old hillbillies who are still bitter to the point of madness that slavery is illegal, and they’ll dismiss Presley as just another “baby-killing Marxist.”

  96. 96.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 9:36 am

    I’m literally listening to the O’Bros pod where they speculate that TFG will be indicted right after they finish recording the podcast. Which is EXACTLY what happened! LOLOLOL

  97. 97.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 9:36 am

    @Jeffro: The recording, in his own voice, detailing how he has a classified document he’s not supposed to have, which he explicitly says he didn’t declassify will be hard to, and which he shows to people with no clearances whatsoever will be hard to ignore when we actually hear it in the trial.

    But Republicans will try!

  98. 98.

    tobie

    June 9, 2023 at 9:39 am

    I canceled cable service yesterday and am now looking for a TV streaming service. Any recommendations? Sling Blue seems like the best fit and it’s not too pricey, which is good.

  99. 99.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:40 am

    The aforementioned Coach Beard for those who haven’t watched Ted Lasso:

    TGIFriday Open Thread:  Not A Bad Week, Considering...

  100. 100.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 9:40 am

    @Citizen Alan: Thanks. That’s what I was figuring. Sorry to hear that skepticism is justified.

    I hope we’re wrong!

  101. 101.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 9:41 am

    @tobie: We’ve had Sling since we cut the cord and find it satisfactory.

  102. 102.

    CaseyL

    June 9, 2023 at 9:42 am

    I just saw a news report that the Florida case would be assigned “randomly” to one of two judges who have jurisdiction: Reinhart (the judge is who approved the MAL search warrant and does not stand for TFG’s bullshit) or… wait for it… Aileen Fucking Cannon.

    ETA: ABC News, that’s where the story is

    If she gets the case, I wonder if DOJ could move for a change of judge based on her already demonstrated incompetence. (Already demonstrated corruption, more like, but they can’t say that.)

  103. 103.

    tobie

    June 9, 2023 at 9:43 am

    @Betty Cracker: Thanks and good to hear you get what you need from Sling. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to cut the cord. You were (and are) way ahead of the trend.

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 9:45 am

    @Steeplejack: I had MetLIfe for car and auto until they increased one of those by 70% and the other by 50%.

    I called my agent and he said that was happening to all his clients with MetLife and some other companies.  (I don’t recall the others, only retained the one that affected me!)

    So it’s not just you.

  105. 105.

    frosty

    June 9, 2023 at 9:47 am

    @Betty Cracker: The flaw with Sling (and Fubo) is that they both carry Fox News. Not sending Fox any money was why we cut the cable. LMK if I’m wrong about Sling.

  106. 106.

    Suzanne

    June 9, 2023 at 9:47 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    So yes, friends, he recorded discussion of a criminal fucking conspiracy. 

    I still remember some men I know, back in 2016, who pretentiously intoned how they may have preferred Clinton, but the e-mail issue was disqualifying. And so they were simply compelled to vote for Trump. Because National Security Was Of Paramount Importance.

    They were fucking stupid then, and they are fucking stupid now.

  107. 107.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 9:51 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Thanks. My car insurance is with USAA, who have been very good. This was just unexpected.

  108. 108.

    Splitting Image

    June 9, 2023 at 9:52 am

    @Suzanne:

    I still remember some men I know, back in 2016, who pretentiously intoned how they may have preferred Clinton, but the e-mail issue was disqualifying. And so they were simply compelled to vote for Drumpf. Because National Security Was Of Paramount Importance.

    They were fucking stupid then, and they are fucking stupid now.

    If I had to guess, I’d venture that they have moved on to preferring Biden, but are leaning towards the view that his age is disqualifying. And so… deja vu.

  109. 109.

    Benw

    June 9, 2023 at 9:55 am

    @Betty Cracker: I’m keeping my crush on Coach. Speed on the outside!

  110. 110.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 9:56 am

    @Betty Cracker: You might have  type! :-)

  111. 111.

    Keith P.

    June 9, 2023 at 9:58 am

    @CaseyL: Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee, initially assigned to oversee his case: Sources

    From a Haberman retweet.  Will be real interesting to see how she handles this knowing there’s gonna be a TON of scrutiny on her now that people already know who she is.

  112. 112.

    OzarkHillbilly

    June 9, 2023 at 9:59 am

    Betty Shannon, Unsung Mathematical Genius

    A short but good read about another woman who should be well known but isn’t.

  113. 113.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 9:59 am

    @Steeplejack: My auto insurance hasn’t gone up, but I live in a very different zip code, and I just carry liability insurance.

  114. 114.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 9:59 am

    @Steeplejack: Like I said, my insurance guy said it was happening with multiple companies.

    My take was that some of the companies want to get out of the market, but they can’t cancel people’s policies for no reason.  So they raise the cost of a policy to a ridiculous level, and then we self-deport.

  115. 115.

    narya

    June 9, 2023 at 9:59 am

    @Soprano2: Good luck to you . . . it’s not exactly luck I want to wish you, but it’s the best I can do. I’m glad you’re continuing to share here, and I hope it helps in some small way.

  116. 116.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 9:59 am

    @satby: Thanks. I’m trying to take it one day at a time, and deal with things as they happen rather than worrying about the future. It’s hard, though.

  117. 117.

    Leto

    June 9, 2023 at 10:01 am

    ABC News reporting: Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee, initially assigned to oversee his case: Sources

    Edit: I see CaseyL covered this at comment 102.

  118. 118.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:01 am

    @Geminid:

    Brandon Presley is probably the most formidable Democratic gubernatorial candidate we’ve had in quite a while. And a LOT of Mississippians are royally pissed off at Reeves, albeit for a range of reasons running from the left to the right.

    Nevertheless, there have been polls showing Reeves inexplicably in the lead.  Presley leans a little too conservative, IMHO, but I donated to his campaign.  Right now, he’s our best bet to get rid of at least one Republican in state office.

  119. 119.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 10:01 am

    @tobie: I have YouTube TV, which seems to be OK. I think it depends on what you actually want to watch. I wanted all the local channels.

  120. 120.

    narya

    June 9, 2023 at 10:01 am

    @Soprano2: I know! I listened to that this morning, too!

  121. 121.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:04 am

    @Citizen Alan:

    Whereabouts you from?

    As I think  I’ve shared here before on BJ, I’m born/raised and my roots run deep.  But with my mom being passed away and both my kids grown, there isn’t as much tying me here right now other than my job.

    I have been seriously contemplating moving away from this “shithole” state once I can retire.

  122. 122.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 9, 2023 at 10:04 am

    @Scout211:

    Anyone have a guess who their secret source is?

    Reading between the lines, Meadows has in fact been cooperating, and reputed super-lawyer Terwilliger is at the very least allowing these leaks to happen?

  123. 123.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 10:05 am

    ABC News says Aileen “Loose” Cannon is the assigned judge. Shouldn’t she recuse? I mean, she gave her benefactor such VIP treatment in the prior case that the appeals court overturned her decision.

  124. 124.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:06 am

    @Citizen Alan:

    Nah. Tater’s just trying to stir up the rubes because the stink from the Bret Farve-Medicaid embezzlement scandal is so bad that Tater’s legitimately worried about Brandon Presley beating him in November.

    I don’t disagree.  Tate has a very low opinion of the folks of this state and, sad to say, he’s not incorrect.  He knows he can play them like a fiddle at the Annual Sap Convention.

  125. 125.

    narya

    June 9, 2023 at 10:08 am

    So I ran into a Clueless Normie last night. I was at a memorial service (not someone I knew, but my friend, who did know him and his wife, had been asked to play music at this little gathering) when it happened. As folks mingled afterward, I shared with a couple of people (who were also very happy about it), but then was chatting with this museum guy who knew NOTHING about the documents case, doesn’t watch any news at all, and thinks both Kennedy and Williamson have interesting things to say. I really limited what I said, because, again, at a very small memorial service, but damn.

  126. 126.

    Keith P.

    June 9, 2023 at 10:09 am

    @Betty Cracker: That would seem like the proper thing to do, but on the other hand, she has to know that if she puts her thumbs on the scale, Trump gets acquitted and becomes POTUS again, she will definitely be his next SCOTUS choice.

  127. 127.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 10:10 am

    @Benw: Yeah, I can’t really quit Coach either. ;-)

    @WaterGirl: Totally.

    @frosty: You’re not wrong.

    @Keith P.: Holy forking shirt balls!

  128. 128.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:10 am

    @WaterGirl:

    Sadly, there are a lot of idiots in this state who’ll lap that up.

    All it takes to win in MS is 4 things:

    1. An  “R” after your name
    2. Waving a gun
    3. Waving a Bible
    4. Railing about liberals / secularists / socialists / BLM/antifa / etc

    You don’t need all of those but if you’ve got all 4, you’re a lock, regardless.

  129. 129.

    Leto

    June 9, 2023 at 10:10 am

    @Betty Cracker: You’d think she would.I know the article states that the judges are assigned at random, but even this is a bit weird.

  130. 130.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:11 am

    @Citizen Alan:

    A combination of Cleek’s Law and outright cruelty form the basis of “conservative” governance here in MS.

  131. 131.

    tobie

    June 9, 2023 at 10:12 am

    @Soprano2: i signed up for PBS and it looks like I get some local programming (i.e. Maryland shows) with that so I guess that will have to suffice for now. Good to know where to go if I want more local news. Thanks for the tip!

  132. 132.

    Nukular Biskits

    June 9, 2023 at 10:12 am

    @tobie:

    Using “TeeVee”.  Their customer service sucks but it’s not a bad lineup.

  133. 133.

    cain

    June 9, 2023 at 10:13 am

    @Soprano2: Ugh, this feels so stressful. Best of luck there. My grandfather had a lot of mini-strokes that led to his cognitive decline. He died at 100 though, but the man he was was not there.

  134. 134.

    Suzanne

    June 9, 2023 at 10:13 am

    @Splitting Image:

    If I had to guess, I’d venture that they have moved on to preferring Biden, but are leaning towards the view that his age is disqualifying. And so… deja vu. 

    These people are stupid, and I hope they feel stupid.

  135. 135.

    Leto

    June 9, 2023 at 10:14 am

    @narya: I’ve met a few of them over the past few months and I just don’t know how to deal/engage with them. I want to scream, “WAKE THE F UP” but also know that doesn’t do anything.

  136. 136.

    Leto

    June 9, 2023 at 10:15 am

    @Suzanne: Most are too stupid to understand how stupid they are. Perfect stupid bliss.

  137. 137.

    cain

    June 9, 2023 at 10:18 am

    @CaseyL: Perhaps she would also like a chance to get burned again after the last one. I mean, Cannon owes Trump nothing. It’s actually she who should be careful especially if she is looking to aspire to higher office – then again – taking this court case is going to fuck that up regardless.

  138. 138.

    lowtechcyclist

    June 9, 2023 at 10:18 am

    @eversor:

    What a world it is!  You can buy mushrooms, DMT vapes, weed, and nitrus, and just walk around with it and go home and play video games with your friends.  Totally legal.   But fessing up to having done this and following up with “well, we played through a lot of Zelda and chewed through some ice cream, got it out of my system don’t plan on doing it again” is somehow disqualifying.

    If this was for a Federal job, you have to remember that the Federal laws haven’t changed.  Yet.  And Federal hiring practices have to be consistent with Federal law, rather than local law in whatever state or locality you’re in.  Sucks, but that’s where we are.

  139. 139.

    cain

    June 9, 2023 at 10:20 am

    @Keith P.: She should also know that the DOJ has gamed out every situation in regards to her. They’ll be watching her pretty closely. I think she will need to thread very closely.

  140. 140.

    DMcK

    June 9, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @tobie: Did the same and got an Amazon Fire stick at Target for $20. LOTS of free/live streaming options plus the usual paid subscription services, should you so desire. I love it.

  141. 141.

    Roger Moore

    June 9, 2023 at 10:24 am

    @Steeplejack: ​
     
    There are all kinds of reasons for a sudden jump in auto insurance rates. They might have changed their model in a way that rates you as higher risk. For example, they might have decided to add some factor you’re on the wrong side of, or they might have decided your neighborhood has an increase risk of car breakins. If you’ve just passed a birthday, it’s possible you moved into a more expensive age group. Or maybe the things they have to pay for, like medical care and car repairs, have gotten more expensive and they need to cover those costs. Or maybe they have a friend in the state insurance regulator who’s decided to let them raise their rates to boost their profits.

  142. 142.

    Jackie

    June 9, 2023 at 10:25 am

    First Republican tragedy following  TIFG’s indictment: Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI) announced he will NOT run for the senate.

    No one wants to be on the ballot with a former president with multiple indictments attached to his name.🤭

  143. 143.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 9, 2023 at 10:25 am

    @PST: It was a nuclear stress test. They inject a radioactive tracer, scan you, make you run on a treadmill, and scan you again. All on no breakfast and no coffee.

    But a calcium scan could be fun too!

  144. 144.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 10:26 am

    @Nukular Biskits: Presley definitely has an uphill battle. He has to do what Andy Beshear did in Kentucky 3 years ago, but in a tougher state.

  145. 145.

    cain

    June 9, 2023 at 10:28 am

    If you get sling are you really cutting the cord? I mean, you’re just replacing the delivery with an online carrier, right? I quit cable, and only had netflix I think at one point. Now I have a whole slew of channels mostly because my wife likes to watch the british shows, the kids like the disney+ – we’re basically sharing everyone’s subscription (OMG – communism!)

  146. 146.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 9, 2023 at 10:28 am

    @Geminid: I know Beshear had a leg up based on his very popular, I don’t know if Presley will get the same boost from Cousin Elvis//

  147. 147.

    Jeffro

    June 9, 2023 at 10:28 am

    (back from my walk – much better!)

    @Geminid: great recommendation and we’ll be doing something very similar to it!  Fro Jr. and I are going whitewater rafting with his Scout troop out in WV.  We went last year and had a blast!

    @Sandia Blanca: thanks and agreed.

  148. 148.

    Layer8Problem

    June 9, 2023 at 10:28 am

    @Steeplejack:  Exactly the same thing happened here for us last week,  24% by my calculation.  Absolutely could not get a good explanation for the increase.  The increases by line item from the previous year didn’t cover the overall increase, and the representative on the phone didn’t even try “inflation” as an excuse.  I guess “because we can.”

  149. 149.

    kalakal

    June 9, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @Soprano2: Sorry to hear that. It’s very tough. Strokes can indeed be minor, let’s hope that’s so in this case. My very best wishes to you both.

  150. 150.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @Jackie: Gallagher is young, and he can wait for Ron Johnson’s seat to open up again. I’m glad he’s out though. He might have been a strong candidate.

  151. 151.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @satby:

    Good to hear! I hope he continues to improve.

  152. 152.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    June 9, 2023 at 10:29 am

    @Soprano2: That’s progress anyway. Hope you can get the appointment set up.

  153. 153.

    Jackie

    June 9, 2023 at 10:33 am

    @Betty Cracker: I saw that😡

    The ABC article does say *initially* assigned. So I guess it’s possible she won’t be THE judge when the trial actually starts. She should recuse herself – but we all know TIFG will be furious if she does. Remember what happened to AG Jeff Sessions when he recused himself from “anything Russian.”

  154. 154.

    Roger Moore

    June 9, 2023 at 10:33 am

    @Suzanne:

    I still remember some men I know, back in 2016, who pretentiously intoned how they may have preferred Clinton, but the e-mail issue was disqualifying.

    It was BS then and it’s still BS.  They were never going to vote for Clinton, and the email stuff was just a convenient excuse that sounded better than “I’ll never vote for Hillary because she has too many X chromosomes”.

  155. 155.

    Deputinize Eurasia from the Kuriles to St Petersburg

    June 9, 2023 at 10:36 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    She doesn’t even have to immolate herself with stupid rulings – she can just do what federal judges do best – delay due to her precious schedule.

  156. 156.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 10:37 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Is he the one who always supplies corrective information from beside or behind Coach Lasso? (I need to watch that show.)

  157. 157.

    rikyrah

    June 9, 2023 at 10:38 am

    @RevRick:

     

    it’s early in the day. life hasn’t had the chance to mess up yet :)

  158. 158.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 10:38 am

    @Suzanne: That was one of the really horrible things about 2016. Hillary was graded in a vacuum. Any valid criticism of Hillary would never even be considered towards her opponent. No objective standard, just Hillary bad, Trump will never be President so we don’t need to apply any standard to him.

  159. 159.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 9, 2023 at 10:40 am

    @Jackie:

    First Republican tragedy following  TIFG’s indictment: Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI) announced he will NOT run for the senate.

    I saw this poll earlier, I didn’t realize Gallagher had made that announcement

    Political Polls @Politics_Polls.
    Jun 8

    2024 Wisconsin Senate — Republican Primary:
    David Clarke 40% (+20)
    Mike Gallagher 20%
    Tom Tiffany 10%
    Eric Hovde 3% .

    Head-2-Head:
    David Clarke 45% (+19)
    Mike Gallagher 26%

    Yes that’s David Clarke as in Sheriff Flair.

  160. 160.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 10:41 am

    @Nukular Biskits: The rant in my comment was against Newson!

  161. 161.

    sdhays

    June 9, 2023 at 10:41 am

    @Betty Cracker: I don’t think it would be a bad precedent for any judge who was appointed by a President to recuse themselves in any criminal proceedings regarding that President.

    But I’m sure Judge Cannon isn’t going to be the one to establish that precedent.

  162. 162.

    Suzanne

    June 9, 2023 at 10:41 am

    @Roger Moore: I know.

    It’s simply amazing how there’s always a reason to not vote for a woman. And if there isn’t a reason, one can be invented!

  163. 163.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 10:41 am

    Seen on the FB feed of the 1A show this morning:

    It’s time for the military to take over this country and start military tribunals for these treasonists like Obama, Biden, Clinton, Brennen, Comey and the media

    This guy is a rabid, rabid MAGA. So it gives you an idea of where their minds are – openly advocating for a military takeover of the government in order to jail people they don’t like.

  164. 164.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 10:42 am

    @Suzanne: In my experience, really stupid people really aren’t smart enough to even know they are stupid.

  165. 165.

    Soprano2

    June 9, 2023 at 10:43 am

    @Betty Cracker: If I were the government I’d move to have the case moved to another court based on her previous sucking up to TFG.

  166. 166.

    Scout211

    June 9, 2023 at 10:43 am

    @Betty Cracker: from the ABC article. Link
    Much speculation and no real facts. I posted this upstairs, too.

    This was also in the article, which muddies their speculation:

    In addition to Cannon, Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart’s name also appeared on the summons sent to Trump on Thursday, the sources said.

    Reinhart, who was sworn in as a magistrate judge in 2018, is also familiar with the proceedings against Trump: he signed off on the initial search warrant of Mar-a-Lago last year and later ruled to unseal the search affidavit – decisions that made him the target of antisemitic jabs on the internet.

    Judges in most federal cases are assigned at random. But the apparent nods to Cannon and Reinhart on the summons for Trump might actually reflect the fact that both have already played roles in the proceedings, experts said.

  167. 167.

    Jeffro

    June 9, 2023 at 10:45 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: the prospect of Clarke(!) as a U.S. Senator(!!) makes me want to barf, and he’s not even running in my state!

    wow

    They GOP is really assembling quite the rogues’ gallery in both the House and Senate.

  168. 168.

    Jackie

    June 9, 2023 at 10:45 am

    Another MAGAt’s hopes dashed of getting a pardon from TIFG:

    “A federal judge has cleared the way for District of Columbia Bar authorities to resume long-stalled disciplinary proceedings against Jeffrey Clark, a top ally in Donald Trump’s bid to undermine the results of the 2020 presidential election,” Politico reports.”

    “Clark, an assistant attorney general in Trump’s Justice Department — whom Trump considered naming acting attorney general amid his final, frenzied bid to remain in power — had tied up those proceedings for nearly eight months as he sought to transfer the battle to federal court.”

  169. 169.

    Mike in NC

    June 9, 2023 at 10:46 am

    Here are the charges per ABC News (if not already posted):

    — Willful retention of national defense information (maximum penalty if convicted: 10 years)
    — Conspiracy to obstruct justice (maximum penalty: 20 years)
    — Withholding a document or record (maximum penalty: 20 years)
    — Corruptly concealing a document or record (maximum penalty: 20 years)
    — Concealing a document in a federal investigation (maximum penalty: 20 years)
    — Scheme to conceal (maximum penalty: Five years)
    — False statements and representations (maximum penalty: Five years)

  170. 170.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 9, 2023 at 10:46 am

    @Soprano2: The government literally filed the case there.

  171. 171.

    kalakal

    June 9, 2023 at 10:47 am

    The True Story of Jack Smith and his Amazing Technicolour Purple Dreamcoat  Robe.

    Let’s be honest folks, when Garland announced his appointment our medias’  finest talents leapt into action and the immortal words “Who he?” rang across the firmament. Finally the technical whiz amongst fired up their comptometer, and after a heroic 2 fingered struggle lasting 7 hours  typed the words “Jack Smith” into a google text box. The first image that appeared was our Jack in his United Federation of Planets International Court outfit and so, rather than waste precious whining time looking further our intrepid hero decisively selected it. In an awesome display of independent mindedness the wild, crazy, anarchic, and free thinking strivers for truth that comprise our MSM immediately copied it.

    Let’s be honest, had the first pic that came up shown him mowing the lawn they’d have gone with that, after all, just think of the pun potential

  172. 172.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 10:49 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: The carving up of districts into divisions with a small number of judges is bullshit, however  Makes random selection a joke. That needs to be changed.

  173. 173.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 10:49 am

    @sdhays: Absolutely this!

    My evangelical sister could not vote for Hillary because “she doesn’t go to church!”

    First of all, I think Hillary does go to church, but that didn’t matter.

    Second, if Trump ever set foot in a church I’m pretty sure it would have spontaneously combusted!

  174. 174.

    Jeffro

    June 9, 2023 at 10:49 am

    @Soprano2: Tommy Tuberville’s already on board with this – “If people [ie, Democrats] don’t go to jail for this [the Durham (non)report], the American people should just stand up and say, ‘Listen, enough’s enough, let’s don’t have elections anymore.’ ”

    I suspect much of the GOP is similarly aligned.

  175. 175.

    Baud

    June 9, 2023 at 10:49 am

    @Mike in NC: So nothing on revealing info to a foreign source.

  176. 176.

    Betty Cracker

    June 9, 2023 at 10:49 am

    @Steeplejack: Yep — Lasso’s assistant coach. The most intriguing character on the show, IMO.

  177. 177.

    Jackie

    June 9, 2023 at 10:50 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He announced it this morning per the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. I can’t link – subscription required.

  178. 178.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 10:51 am

    @Soprano2: What is the 1A show?

  179. 179.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 10:54 am

    @Baud: Surely the Rs think that’s a bug not a feature.

  180. 180.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 9, 2023 at 10:59 am

    Manu Raju @mkraju
    Romney: “Mr. Trump brought these charges upon himself by not only taking classified documents, but by refusing to simply return them when given numerous opportunities…  
    “These allegations are serious and… consistent with his other actions offensive to the national interest”

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    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 11:00 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    He’s deadpan hilarious. I did see the ESPN shorts they did before the series started.

  182. 182.

    geg6

    June 9, 2023 at 11:03 am

    @Steeplejack: ​
     

    Just renewed mine a month or so ago. It actually went down for me. I have Esurance.

  183. 183.

    japa21

    June 9, 2023 at 11:04 am

    @Keith P.: ​
      No way Trump gets acquitted. Best he can hope for is a hung jury.

  184. 184.

    stacib

    June 9, 2023 at 11:13 am

    @Steeplejack: Progressive told me it’s due to the increased costs in auto repair / parts.  My argument is they have never paid a single claim for me, so why is MY insurance increasing a lot every six months.  I’ve been legally driving since I was 16 years old, and so far, I’ve never caused an accident.  I live in my own home with a garage in a good neighborhood.  WHY is my insurance so expensive???

  185. 185.

    Alison Rose

    June 9, 2023 at 11:15 am

    @Nukular Biskits: The loser also tried to use the French Laundry thing, because the right will NEVER let go of that even though it’s been three fucking years. God, they are pathetic.

  186. 186.

    Mike in NC

    June 9, 2023 at 11:21 am

    @Soprano2:  I remember the reaction of the radical right to the election of President Obama. There were multiple calls for a military coup to depose him and restore ‘normalcy’ to the country since it was not acceptable for one of ‘those people’ to be in the White House. So no change, really.

  187. 187.

    mvr

    June 9, 2023 at 11:24 am

    @Mike in NC: I suspect that this puts the limit at 20 years since they would normally run concurrently.  But whether he would get even that would depend on a lot of things.

  188. 188.

    mvr

    June 9, 2023 at 11:26 am

    @WaterGirl: It is an NPR news show that tends to do somewhat longer things and seems aimed at a younger more diverse market than morning edition and all things considered.

  189. 189.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 11:37 am

    @rikyrah: Ah. You drink coffee with a slug of hopefulness. Good on you.

  190. 190.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:38 am

    @Betty Cracker: I’m curious to see whether he will actually show up in the MCU as hercules given what a disastrous failure Thor: Love and Thunder turned out to be.

  191. 191.

    RevRick

    June 9, 2023 at 11:40 am

    @Nelle: Good for Canada!

  192. 192.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:41 am

    @Nukular Biskits: No one more liberal than brandon presley could possibly get elected to state wide office in mississippi.

  193. 193.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:42 am

    @Nukular Biskits:  Presently, i’m living in the new albany area near tupelo. I am literally counting the days until I move to california, however.

  194. 194.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:45 am

    @Nukular Biskits: Or as I have said, the majority of white voters here would own slaves today if they could, but they can’t and they are salty about it. So they vote a straight Republican ticket and blame the fact that the state capital does not have drinkable water on “marxism.”

  195. 195.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 11:45 am

    @Citizen Alan: Are you going to drive? That might make your change of homes more palpable. And road trips can be fun. At least, they are for me.

  196. 196.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:48 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s funny, because brandon presley was my Public service commissioner for many years, and I support him and know of him more from his actual conscientious and effective performance in that job then his last name, which I honestly thought was a coincidence until he started running for governor.

  197. 197.

    WaterGirl

    June 9, 2023 at 11:53 am

    @mvr: Interesting.  thanks!

  198. 198.

    Citizen Alan

    June 9, 2023 at 11:57 am

    @Geminid: Alas, I have already three bought the plane ticket. My furniture leaves on july 6, my brand new hybrid suv leaves on july 14, and I fly out of methods on july 16. Possibly never to return except for a wedding or a funeral if my RWNJ sister continues to wear on my last nerve.

  199. 199.

    Bill Arnold

    June 9, 2023 at 12:19 pm

    @Circular reasoning:
    Don’t know about context. Here’s the earliest copy of that image tineye.com found, 31 January 2021, google translated (from Albanian) headline:
    Smith: The charges are against individuals, not against the KLA, nor against Kosovo
    The text of the brief article machine translates as:

    “The indictment is only about the individual criminal responsibility of the accused. In the case of Thaçi and others, they are Hashim Thaçi, Kadri Veseli, Rexhep Selimi and Jakup Krasniqi. However, when charges of Joint Criminal Enterprises (JCEs) are presented as a form of criminal liability, it is a legal standard that several other identifiable key actors are also named in the indictment. The NPC is a widely accepted form of criminal responsibility, used in a wide variety of cases, and this is a standard criterion for bringing charges”, says the head of the Office of the Specialized Prosecutor, Jack Smith, for TIME

  200. 200.

    MisterForkbeard

    June 9, 2023 at 12:21 pm

    @Soprano2: There’s a process to move a case away from a judge if that judge would be publicly perceived to put their thumb on the scale for either the government or the defendant.

    Seen lots of speculation this morning that for Cannon it’s pretty clear-cut, given the huge public interest in her previous corruption and even the corrupt 11th circuit stepping in to slap her down.

  201. 201.

    Geminid

    June 9, 2023 at 12:21 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Well, it will still be a good move. I hope you find your job rewarding, and your new home a happy one.

  202. 202.

    EarthWindFire

    June 9, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    @Suzanne: They were fucking stupid lying then, and they are fucking stupid lying now.

    Fixed. The biggest lesson I’ve learned since 2016: never attribute to stupidity anything that can be attributed to malice.

  203. 203.

    cmorenc

    June 9, 2023 at 2:44 pm

    @Nukular Biskits:

    randon Presley is probably the most formidable Democratic gubernatorial candidate we’ve had in quite a while. And a LOT of Mississippians are royally pissed off at Reeves, albeit for a range of reasons running from the left to the right.

    Nevertheless, there have been polls showing Reeves inexplicably in the lead.

    Not so inexplicable if you look at party affiliation in Mississippi  (source: Pew Research):

    White: GOP 65% Dem 22% Unaffiliated 13%

    Black: GOP 12% Dem 76% Unaffiliated 12%

    …and the % of Mississippi population who are black is 37.7%x

    It should hardly be surprising, given the respective party affiliations and results of prior elections that the current polling has Reeves ahead 8-10 pts.   Consider that over in neighboring Alabama, it took a GOP nominee (Moore) to present such a repulsive shitheel to entice just enough of a small slice of normally R voters that D Jones was able to win, but only by 1.6%, and only that one time.

  204. 204.

    Steeplejack

    June 9, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @geg6, @stacib:

    Thanks for the feedback. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  205. 205.

    Chris T.

    June 9, 2023 at 5:47 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Or maybe the things they have to pay for, like medical care and car repairs, have gotten more expensive …

    Don’t you you mean “like hookers and blow”? 😀

    Car part prices are way up when you look backwards a year or two (as the statisticians do), so that makes sense. The prices are coming back down but it will take another couple of years for this to flow through the statistics, as usual.

    On a different but related note, I hear both State Farm and Allstate are no longer issuing fire insurance policies in California at all. Nobody knows how to price that risk any more…

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