• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Fear or fury? The choice is ours.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

People are weird.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Mobile Menu

  • Seattle Meet-up Post
  • 2025 Activism
  • Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • COVID-19
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Nature & Respite / Birdwatching / Squishable Morning Thread

Squishable Morning Thread

by Betty Cracker|  September 29, 20238:07 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

As mentioned on the overnight thread, I’m off on a bird-spotting adventure today — heading up to the Big Bend and Panhandle areas of Florida in hopes of seeing (from a respectful distance) some of the flamingos that Hurricane Idalia distributed around the Gulf Coast.

An eBirder spotted a flamboyance off Cedar Key earlier this week, and Pinky, the famous winter resident who lives due south of Tallahassee, has allegedly been joined by some new pink friends.

The Cedar Key flamingos linked above are in a squad, but Tampa Bay’s Peaches (remember them?), now rehabbed and released, remains a solitary figure. That’s making some area residents sad. People are also up in arms about Peaches’ bulky tracking device:

Flamingo with bulky tracking device

It does look irritating, but in the linked Tampa Bay Times column, Jerry Lorenz, Audubon Florida’s state research director, explains that it “weighs almost nothing” and that researchers need the data birds like Peaches can provide to support efforts to repopulate Florida with wild flamingos. (Under a Democratic governor. He didn’t say that, but it’s true.)

Peaches is healthy, Lorenz said, eating, flying, preening and taking baths. Tracking animals “is backed up by literally thousands of years of research,” he said. “There is nothing wrong with that bird, but we do appreciate people being concerned. It’s good that people are out there keeping an eye on Peaches.”

Peaches is such a celebrity that they have their own Do Not Disturb sign courtesy of the DOT:

sign that warns people not to disturb flamingo

Anyhoo, I hope to see some of Peaches’ kin this weekend. I’ll be travelling solo but meeting up with some kin of my own at various points on my journey. I’m looking forward to discovering awful diners and drinking terrible coffee. Will try to post updates from the road.

Open thread!

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: «On The Road - way2blue -  Valparaiso, Chile [2 of 2] On The Road – way2blue – Valparaiso, Chile [2 of 2]
Next Post: Friday Morning Open Thread: Be Aware of the Autumn Supermoon »

Reader Interactions

38Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    September 29, 2023 at 8:08 am

    I nominate “Do Not Disturb Flamingo” for the rotating tag.

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    September 29, 2023 at 8:11 am

    Good Morning Everyone 😊😊😊

  3. 3.

    Baud

    September 29, 2023 at 8:12 am

    @rikyrah:

    Good morning.

  4. 4.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 29, 2023 at 8:12 am

    Have fun, Betty.

    @rikyrah: Blech.

  5. 5.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 29, 2023 at 8:15 am

    Have a good time, Betty. I like women who take off on solo trips.

  6. 6.

    JCJ

    September 29, 2023 at 8:17 am

    There was big news last week when five flamingos were seen in Lake Michigan a few miles north of Milwaukee.   They must have read their map wrong because they were in South Beach Park in Port Washington.   They probably saw “South Beach” and assumed it was Miami.

  7. 7.

    swiftfox

    September 29, 2023 at 8:26 am

    Research guideline is that a radio tag not weight more than 3%-5% of an animal’s weight.  Maybe that tag meets the standard but I think a motus tag would have been better, and the west coast of Florida has at least  a half-dozen motus receiving stations. The motus system is an international system where stationary radio receivers collect data from birds with tags at frequencies that the stations can pick up.

  8. 8.

    Yarrow

    September 29, 2023 at 8:29 am

    That is so fun! Have a wonderful time. Look forward to your pictures.

  9. 9.

    MomSense

    September 29, 2023 at 8:30 am

    Have fun, BC! I’m going to have the house to myself for a few days and I’m looking forward to it.

  10. 10.

    Anne Laurie

    September 29, 2023 at 8:37 am

    Since we lived a shortish bus ride from the Bronx Zoo, which has been justifiably proud of its flamingo flock since before I was born, I realized much later in life that I’m kinda blase about them.

    Yes, I know now that birds in the wild are not the same as their relatives in even the most scrupulously ‘open’ controlled environments. But I’ll always subconsciously associate the Big Pink Birbs with (a) the eye-watering smell of shrimp-eating waterfowl effluvia, and (b) the volume of honkery a large flock can achieve at feeding time / during mating season, especially when cold weather kept them indoors…

  11. 11.

    Yarrow

    September 29, 2023 at 8:37 am

    @swiftfox: Since it’s Florida, maybe this tag also reports back if Peaches has a look at books with LGBTQ+ characters or helps anyone get an abortion.

  12. 12.

    Low Key Swagger

    September 29, 2023 at 8:45 am

    Seeing reports that Diane Feinstein has died.

  13. 13.

    Marcopolo

    September 29, 2023 at 8:45 am

    Reports out that Diane Feinstein just passed away.

    RIP

  14. 14.

    Chief Oshkosh

    September 29, 2023 at 8:46 am

    @Baud: It’s right up there with “The dog has a gun and refuses to take his meds!”

  15. 15.

    Low Key Swagger

    September 29, 2023 at 8:47 am

    Also on Twitter.

  16. 16.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 29, 2023 at 8:49 am

    I’m looking forward to discovering awful diners and drinking terrible coffee.

    I’d just buy some decent coffee at Trader Joe’s or Publix to take along and brew in the hotel room’s coffeepot, and pour it into a thermos to take with me for the day.  A decent cup of coffee or three is a necessity in the mornings.

    Getting in what may be one last day of work before the government shutdown.  I can’t see the House Republicans agreeing to even a temporary CR when they can’t even make sense to themselves about why they’re shutting down the government anyway.

    If there was some negotiation going on between the two parties, that would be one thing, but the negotiations (if one can call them that) are between loony and loonier Rethugs.  Maybe Spineless Kevin will find his missing backbone and put the sort of CR on the floor that the Dems and five vulnerable Rethugs can sign onto, but I wouldn’t want to place a bet on that.

  17. 17.

    Erin

    September 29, 2023 at 8:51 am

    So with Feinstein dead, does that mean that there are going to be no new judicial appointments?

  18. 18.

    Jeffro

    September 29, 2023 at 8:53 am

    Betty, have a blast!  We’ll heckle Kraven Kevin (on his way out as Speaker) for you.  ;)

  19. 19.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 29, 2023 at 8:54 am

    @Erin:

    Good question, I assume Newsom gets to appoint her replacement in the Senate, but I also assume that the Rethugs won’t allow Schumer to replace her on the Judiciary Committee even under these circumstances.

    The Dems really need to stand up and say, ‘fuck this rule, we’re voting a replacement onto the committee by majority vote, deal with it.’

    ETA: Yeah, I know, they’d need one of Manchin or Sinema to go along with that. Lotsa luck.

  20. 20.

    J.

    September 29, 2023 at 8:57 am

    @Baud: I second that.

    Happy flamingo spotting, Betty! (There was a flamboyance spotted near Sanibel after the storm too. Crazy.)

  21. 21.

    Chief Oshkosh

    September 29, 2023 at 8:59 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Maybe Spineless Kevin will find his missing backbone and put the sort of CR on the floor that the Dems and five vulnerable Rethugs can sign onto, but I wouldn’t want to place a bet on that.

    It’s the spinelessness, but also just the plain lack of intelligence. The smart move here is to do as you say – put forth a CR that gets at least 5 R votes and all the Ds, get it passed and use that as the first PR salvo in isolating the 10 worst fuckups from the MAGA House moron club.

    At some point Kevin McLickspittle is going to have to make examples of at least 5, if not 10, of the fuckups. Today is his best opportunity to start that. I doubt that he has the brains to comprehend it, and I KNOW he doesn’t have the courage-in-the-moment to do it.

  22. 22.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 29, 2023 at 9:02 am

    @Baud: That’s disturbing.

  23. 23.

    RandomMonster

    September 29, 2023 at 9:12 am

    RIP DiFi

  24. 24.

    frosty

    September 29, 2023 at 9:29 am

    BC: I missed the flamingo that was hanging around in a pond near Chambersburg PA the last few weeks. I hope you have better luck!

    ETA: I also hope Peaches is still around when we’re at Fort De Soto for a few days in February.

  25. 25.

    Ken

    September 29, 2023 at 9:31 am

    Tracking animals “is backed up by literally thousands of years of research,”

    Though only the last hundred or so years involved any scientific, vs. culinary, purposes.

  26. 26.

    Albatrossity

    September 29, 2023 at 9:33 am

    One of these tourists showed up in Kansas a couple of days ago. I got pics yesterday, and apparently it is still there (about 70 mi south of me) this morning.

  27. 27.

    frosty

    September 29, 2023 at 9:33 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ​In 2015 after Ms F had been retired and I was still working she told me she was going to hitch up the trailer and do a cross-country trip. Her words to me? “You’re welcome to come along.”

    I took a flight to Birmingham, traveled for a couple of weeks to New Mexico and flew back. She went up the California and Oregon coasts and back east without me.

  28. 28.

    steppy

    September 29, 2023 at 9:51 am

    @Betty Cracker: Do you have any Cletus Safaris lined up for those Panhandle diners?

  29. 29.

    Sure Lurkalot

    September 29, 2023 at 10:01 am

    Lucky enough to have traveled to Bonaire a couple of times and saw many flamingos as well as their takeoff to Venezuela around sunset. Beautiful experience!

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    September 29, 2023 at 10:15 am

    Re coffee: I have become something of an instant-coffee researcher, because I don’t drink much coffee—never more than one cup a day, and not every day—and I don’t want a coffee machine taking up counter space in my small kitchen. Current favorites are Mount Hagen and Café Altura from Amazon or, in a pinch (like Betty Cracker’s road trip), Starbucks Via Instant Italian Roast in the single-serving tubes, available in most grocery stores.

  31. 31.

    Mobile

    September 29, 2023 at 10:21 am

    I recently moved to Safety Harbor, a truly lovely Florida town.  Last night as I began my evening walk down to the town pier, a neighbor, returning from her walk, excitedly told me to be on the lookout for some flamingos down by the shore.  She said they were part of a group blown up from Yucatan during the storm.  As I was searching along the water’s edge, a flamboyance of eight birds flew over my head heading into the mangroves to settle in for the night.  All the locals I encountered were excited, hoping this meant the birds might  decide to make our part of Tampa Bay their new home.

  32. 32.

    Rob

    September 29, 2023 at 11:18 am

    Good luck, Betty!

    Earlier this month I drove two hours from my DC suburb to a pond west of Chambersburg, Pennsylvania, to see the two flamingos that had landed there. They were close enough to the road, nobody trespassed for better photographs, I ended up talking to the owner, his daughter, and a friend. A couple of days after I was there, one of them was attacked by a snapping turtle and was taken to a wildlife rehabilitator. Unfortunately it died a week or two later. After a week of being alone, the other one flew off.

  33. 33.

    Rob

    September 29, 2023 at 11:20 am

    @frosty: It flew off over a week ago (the remaining Chambersburg flamingo). I was fortunate to see both.

  34. 34.

    Geminid

    September 29, 2023 at 11:22 am

    @Steeplejack: I like the small, one-coffee packets. I just bought four 7-packet boxes of Maxwell House for a dollar each. But I get Cafe Bustello packets when I can.

  35. 35.

    Regine Touchon

    September 29, 2023 at 11:58 am

    Two weeks ago we rented a house with friends in Indian Pass which is sandwiched between Port St. Joe and Apilachicola on 30 A. Right past PSJ wading in the shallows of the bay was a now famous flamingo. He was fittingly christened Jimmy Buffet 😀

  36. 36.

    Paul in KY

    September 29, 2023 at 1:48 pm

    @Anne Laurie: At the New Orleans Zoo in Audubon Park (several years ago), the flamingo enclosure had no top on it and a zoo worker said the flamingos in there were a mixture of zoo animals and wild flamingos. I asked him how they knew which ones were which and he said: ‘The ones that fly out of here are the wild ones.’

  37. 37.

    HinTN

    September 29, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    @Betty C – There’s a very serviceable place for lunch (or supper) in Valparaiso, just outside the east gate of Eglin AFB. It’s Doc’s Oyster Bar and it’s got outdoor seating overlooking the water.

  38. 38.

    Steeplejack

    September 29, 2023 at 10:10 pm

    @Geminid:

    I’ll check out Café Bustelo. Didn’t know it came in packets. I previously rejected Maxwell House (the mix, not the packets) for some reason I don’t remember. Maybe just that I found better alternatives.

    Mount Hagen is available in packets; that’s what I have. I do use two packets for one cup, because I find it a little mild. The Café Altura is a mix.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - lashonharangue - Along the Zambezi River [2 of 2] 8
Image by lashonharangue (7/8/25)

World Central Kitchen

Donate

Recent Comments

  • RaflW on Goebbels In, Goebbels Out (Open Thread) (Jul 9, 2025 @ 9:30am)
  • Geminid on Goebbels In, Goebbels Out (Open Thread) (Jul 9, 2025 @ 9:30am)
  • David Anderson on Sending a good idea to the big farm upstate (Jul 9, 2025 @ 9:30am)
  • Belafon on Goebbels In, Goebbels Out (Open Thread) (Jul 9, 2025 @ 9:30am)
  • MCat on On The Road – dmkingto – SF Bay Area Scenes (Jul 9, 2025 @ 9:25am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
No Kings Protests June 14 2025

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix

Keeping Track

Legal Challenges (Lawfare)
Republicans Fleeing Town Halls (TPM)
21 Letters (to Borrow or Steal)
Search Donations from a Brand

Feeling Defeated?  If We Give Up, It's Game Over

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!