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Secret Speaker (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  October 3, 202312:45 pm| 462 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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WaPo has a fascinating article about the various scenarios that could play out over the next 48 hours as House GOP clowns punch each other in the face repeatedly. Here’s a gift link. I found this part intriguing:

If Gaetz succeeds in ousting McCarthy, the House will enter uncharted territory.

When McCarthy was elected speaker, House rules required him to give a secret list of “speakers-in-waiting” — people who would succeed him temporarily if he ever vacated the speakership.

“There’s a little disagreement amongst Hill procedural experts about how much power that temporary Speaker would actually wield,” Sarah Binder, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution who’s well versed in congressional procedure, wrote in an email to The Post. “Is their power limited to conducting a new speaker election? What if the election deadlocks without electing a new speaker? Is the House really frozen and unable to do business?”

House Democratic leadership thinks a temporary speaker would only have the power to oversee the election of a new speaker and that no other business could take place in the meantime, according to a Democratic leadership aide.

It’s Marge, isn’t it?

Open thread.

ETA: I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, “When your enemies are kicking each other in the junk, do not interrupt them.” (Or something like that.) Good to see that House Democrats are following that good advice!

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  1. 1.

    la caterina

    October 3, 2023 at 12:47 pm

    MTG as speaker?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. 2.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 12:49 pm

    How regal.

    I can’t recall, who presided during the many votes it took for McCarthy to be elected the first time. I seem to recall a black lady.

  3. 3.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 12:50 pm

    Seems like a question for the House Parliamentarian. Is he the same Republican Jason Smith who represents part of the politically crazed state of Missouri? Cause that doesn’t bode well, does it.

  4. 4.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 12:51 pm

    @Baud: Clerk of the House, I think.

  5. 5.

    Jeffro

    October 3, 2023 at 12:52 pm

    So many exciting new frontiers in governing with these clowns, from “alternate electors” to “speakers in waiting” to billionaire-owned judges and more!

    (almost forgot: endless recounts if the Republican loses!  that’s a new one, too)

    Who says we aren’t a fresh, constantly innovating democracy?   =)

    (Narrator: everyone.  Basically everyone says that.)

  6. 6.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 12:52 pm

    Jeffries is apparently saying Democrats are unified in voting against McCarthy.  That is the position you have to take if you want to force him to negotiate, and I don’t know that this is a done deal yet.  But they are right that nothing McCarthy says can be trusted so you might as well roll the dice with his replacement, whoever that turns out to be.  I just hate to give a victory to Gaetz.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 12:53 pm

    @Shalimar:

    Oh wow. I thought he would abstain.

    Fascinating.

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    October 3, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    @la caterina:

    MTG as speaker?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

     

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA

  9. 9.

    Nukular Biskits

    October 3, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    [Posting mobile]

    @BettyC:

    Unfortunately I did not make it to the Columbia last night. I’m flying back home today.

    :>(

    But it is on my bucket list for the next time I go to Tampa.

  10. 10.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    Just perfect.  Nothing can move in the House without a Speaker; will take a million votes to get one; and by the time one is finally agreed upon – the continuing resolution will have expired and the government will shut down.  Swell.  Great. Fucking terrific.

  11. 11.

    Betty Cracker

    October 3, 2023 at 12:55 pm

    @Shalimar: Dozens of House Repubs also hate to hand a victory to Gaetz, so maybe this will go on for weeks. It almost qualifies as an in-kind DNC contribution!

  12. 12.

    Betty Cracker

    October 3, 2023 at 12:56 pm

    @Nukular Biskits: Sorry you missed it, but it will be there next time you’re in town! :-) Hope you had a good time otherwise.

  13. 13.

    la caterina

    October 3, 2023 at 12:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Come sit by me.

  14. 14.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 12:58 pm

    @Cameron: Also, good chance it will end up being McCarthy. Again. Since he’s the only person who appears to want the job.

  15. 15.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 12:59 pm

    @Baud: IIRC she was/is the Clerk

    @MattF: ah, beat me to it.

  16. 16.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 12:59 pm

    @Baud:

    Leigh Ann Caldwell

    @LACaldwellDC

    NEWS: Democrats will NOT vote present and will NOT vote to table. Sources say the caucus is unified. McCarthy’s actions on Jan 6, his trip to Mar a Lago, his attempt to discredit the Jan 6 Cmte, his reneging on debt limit deal and his actions this weekend are all the reasons

    10:21 AM · Oct 3, 2023
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    636.4K
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  17. 17.

    la caterina

    October 3, 2023 at 1:00 pm

    Watching C-Span.  McCarthy just ordered the House to adjourn.  I wonder if the means the vote will be delayed? I haz a sad.

  18. 18.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 1:00 pm

    @MattF: I looked it up yesterday — that’s what happens at the start of a new Congressional term until the incoming Speaker is chosen and seated. I don’t think it applies in this case. It’s certainly possible to have a temporary Speaker, but if the Rs can’t agree on a Speaker, I’m not optimistic they’d be able choose a temporary Speaker either.

  19. 19.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:00 pm

    @Shalimar:

    I’m impressed.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    @Shalimar:

    his reneging on debt limit deal and his actions this weekend are all the reasons

     
    What actions this weekend?

  21. 21.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:01 pm

    For us olds, has anyone thrown together a quick “I want my MTV” meme this morning?

  22. 22.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 1:02 pm

    @MattF: Never can tell.  Might be a surprise candidate.  “When Lauren Boe-boe-boebert comes boe-boe-boebin’ along…..”

  23. 23.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    @Cameron: yeah this is what I saw as the motivation for Dems to help McQarthy, cuz a shutdown could mean a recession, for which Biden inevitably would be blamed.  But apparently McQarthy’s back-of-the-hand to the Dems has closed that off.  Seeing reports now that even the Dems in the “Problem Solvers Caucus” have said nuh-uh.

  24. 24.

    B1naryS3rf

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    I’m waiting to hear how our brahmins in the wise media will tell us the Democrats might have forced the Doo Doo Head Caucus©®™ into this unfortunate series of events for not inviting them to tea, or something. Anyone have a bet which pundit will chime in with this first?

  25. 25.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    OT more good news

    It was bound to happen eventually: a company has filed a lawsuit in federal court against Elon Musk’s X Corp. over its renaming of Twitter (via Reuters). The company in question is X Social Media LLC, an ad agency from Florida that alleges X Corp. is guilty of violating Florida common law because of “unfair competition and trademark and service mark infringement,” as well as the state’s Deceptive and Unfair Trade Practices Act

  26. 26.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    @Baud: What I heard is  that he went on TV and blamed the Dems for the near-shutdown.

  27. 27.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    @Baud: He dissed the Dems, blaming them for the shutdown cliff, on whatever Sunday show. And I’d add that this morning when he tweeted a backhand at the Dems shows incredibly poor strategery.

    We’ll know soon if he has managed to whip just enough votes to deny the vacating.

  28. 28.

    Fester Addams

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    Time to start leaking alleged copies of the secret speaker-in-waiting list. They don’t even have to be house reps, the potential for hilarity is unbounded.

  29. 29.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    Nothing says “U. S. Congress” like making a rule requiring a secret Speaker, but not bothering to define what that person can and cannot do.

    However I will hold out hope that McCarthy misunderstood the rule as asking for his likely successor, and has listed Jeffries.

  30. 30.

    Nukular Biskits

    October 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Wasn’t much time at all.

    Pulled into the port yesterday around lunch, got to hotel around 4, then flew out this morning.  Currently about to leave ATL.

     

    Here was my ride for the past week.:

     

    http://Twitter link https://x.com/porttampabay/status/1708885693143904555?s=42&t=ohl-v8C_n-eYXw0fZyrZkw

  31. 31.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:04 pm

    @smith:

    @RaflW:

    Ah thanks.

  32. 32.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:04 pm

    @Baud: The part that pissed Republicans off was pulling a parliamentary maneuver to force the 45-day extension vote without giving Gaetz a chance to block it.  I am guessing the parts that pissed Democrats off was both the constant lying to people on all sides plus leaving Ukrainian aid out of the final bill they voted on.

    edit: I totally forgot about the Democrat-blaming on Sunday.  He always does that.

  33. 33.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:06 pm

    @B1naryS3rf: Already done. Brendan Buck is an MSNCB ‘analyst’. And a jagoff.

    @BrendanBuck
    Question of the day is how many Democrats can see past their hatred of McCarthy to recognize how bad a precedent this would be – and how things get no better for them under the next person.

  34. 34.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:06 pm

    @RaflW:

    Thank God we have a liberal cable network.

  35. 35.

    JoyceH

    October 3, 2023 at 1:07 pm

    Are there enough “moderate” Republicans to cross the aisle and give the gavel to Jeffries? I think they would have to actually switch parties to turn control of the committees over, but it’s really the only way things are going to get done.

  36. 36.

    Nukular Biskits

    October 3, 2023 at 1:07 pm

    @Nukular Biskits:

    Sorry for screwed up link.

  37. 37.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:08 pm

    @Cameron: I am guessing you can find at least 100 Republican House members who would trade their vote for a Boebert hand job.

  38. 38.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 1:08 pm

    DougJ nailing it again.

  39. 39.

    B1naryS3rf

    October 3, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    @RaflW: ROTFLMAO.

    But our NORMS! OUR PRECIOUS NORMZ! We don’t know anything about this uncharted territory but we get that thrill up our leg when the Republicans ravish us. (Did we say that out loud? Oopsie.)

  40. 40.

    Nukular Biskits

    October 3, 2023 at 1:10 pm

    @Leto:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  41. 41.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 1:10 pm

    @JoyceH: I would think any Rep who did that would be toast come election time.

  42. 42.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:11 pm

    @Baud: He’s also an idiot.

    In 2021, every single Republican voted against Nancy Pelosi for Speaker. OK, that wasn’t a motion to vacate, but WTF ‘precedent’ is today’s vote setting?

    That an opposition party votes to oppose the speakership by another party? Why is that even remotely abnormal??

    Jebus H LeChrist. So damn dumb. From an analyst.

  43. 43.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    @RaflW: Brendan Buck was a Paul Ryan aide.  He has worked on budget proposals every bit as extreme as what Gaetz is asking for.  He’s a “contributor”, not a neutral journalist.

  44. 44.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    @RaflW:

    Yes, beyond stupid.   Completely drunk the only-Dems-have-agency Kool Aid.

  45. 45.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    As an alternative to the GOP shitshow (bold is mine):

    Gov. Katie Hobbs Shuts Down Corrupt GOP Deal With Saudi Arabia For AZ Water

    Democratic Governor of Arizona Katie Hobbs is pulling the plug on water leases held by Saudi Arabian companies in that state in a massive win for local water rights in the southwest.

    Hobbs announced on Monday the termination of the lease for Fondomonte Arizona, a Saudi-based company that operates an alfalfa farming operation in La Paz County in western Arizona in the Colorado River Basin.

    Saudi companies lease huge swaths of land along the Colorado River border between Arizona and California where they use ground water to grow alfalfa to make hay for cattle ranches in Saudi Arabia.

    Fondomonte’s lease under Hobbs’ predecessor Republican Governor Doug Ducey allowed them to take as much ground water as they wanted to grow alfalfa without any payment to the state.

    “Today, I canceled one of Fondomonte’s Butler Valley leases and announced the State will not renew three other leases in February 2024,” Gov. Hobbs said in a post on X Monday.

    She continued, “I’m taking action where my predecessor wouldn’t and holding Fondomonte accountable. It’s unacceptable that they have continued to pump unchecked amounts of groundwater out of our state while in clear default on their lease.”

  46. 46.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:13 pm

    MTG has been sucking up to Qevin since January, so…

  47. 47.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    @Shalimar:

    Ah, thank you.  So he’s a propagandist, not an idiot. (Or maybe both.)

  48. 48.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    Byron Donalds is on MSNBC now saying he is not going to vote to expel McCarthy.  So now that Democrats are committed against him, Republicans have to weigh being the deciding vote against and are chickening out.

  49. 49.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:14 pm

    @Leto: IMGUR needs to upgrade from that Pentium they’re using to something more modern.

  50. 50.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @Shalimar:

    Heh. Posers.

  51. 51.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 3, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    The Pod Save America guys interviewed Jayapal today. She says any deal with McCarthy should be built into House rule changes because he’s such an obvious liar.

  52. 52.

    JoyceH

    October 3, 2023 at 1:17 pm

    @bbleh: There are sixteen GOP reps sitting in seats that Biden won. If they switch parties and the House spends the next year doing actually useful things, I’d think they might be able to get re-elected as Democrats. I think the Dem caucus would have to hold off on stuff like abortion and gun control until they could increase their majority, but there’s a lot that needs doing that moderate Republicans could agree with, like funding Ukraine. I think it could be a nice 2024 set-up, showing that the Dems can hold both houses and the White House without catastrophic consequences.

  53. 53.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    October 3, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    Qevin’s “sekrit list” is a GOP Doomsday Device, to burn down the House if Qevin is ousted.

    So:

    #1: Trump (Speaker doesn’t have to be a member!)

    #2: ???

    #3: Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf

     

    And yes, a Doomsday Device doesn’t make any sense if you keep it secret, but Premier Putin luvvs surprises.

  54. 54.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Dems can’t agree to hold off on key properties for a temporary majority now.

  55. 55.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @Baud: Continuing to exist.

  56. 56.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 3, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @Leto: It was when I got to the part about not just taking as much water as they want but taking it without payment to the state that I really rolled my eyes.

  57. 57.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:18 pm

    @Snarki, child of Loki: Does the Doomsday Device cut up planets and use the rubble for fuel?

  58. 58.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:21 pm

    Jeffries out with a Dear Colleagues letter (sorry, it’s Xitter).

    @sahilkapur
    JEFFRIES: “It is now the responsibility of the GOP members to end the House Republican Civil War. Given their unwillingness to break from MAGA extremism in an authentic and comprehensive manner, [D leadership] will vote yes on the pending Republican Motion to Vacate the Chair.”

  59. 59.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I thought that was Jewish space lasers.

  60. 60.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: No, that’s the Doomsday Machine, completely different thing. Also do not confuse either with the Doomsday Clock or the Doomsday Can Opener.

  61. 61.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 1:22 pm

    @JoyceH: well, from your keyboard to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s galactic monitor, and weirder things have happened.

  62. 62.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:23 pm

    @Leto: Fucking over the Saudis is a good thing.

  63. 63.

    rikyrah

    October 3, 2023 at 1:23 pm

    Never forget that Nancy Pelosi had the same margin that McCarthy does now.

    1. This never happened to Nancy Smash.
    2. If it ever did, do you think the MSM would purse their lips about how the ‘ Republicans need to help the Democrats save themselves’? Hell to the NO.
  64. 64.

    Chris

    October 3, 2023 at 1:24 pm

    ETA: I think it was Napoleon Bonaparte who said, “When your enemies are kicking each other in the junk, do not interrupt them.” (Or something like that.) Good to see that House Democrats are following that good advice!

    “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

    “Thanks for the tip!” – Czar Alexander I

  65. 65.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @Cameron: Well, those and the Jewish Shark Lasers.

  66. 66.

    jonas

    October 3, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @JoyceH: Are there enough “moderate” Republicans to cross the aisle and give the gavel to Jeffries?

    No. Their careers would be over instantly. And they’re not moderates. They’re MAGAts who managed to get elected in districts that voted for Biden in 2020, so need to “play” moderates on TV while actually just voting more or less the same as MTG the rest of the time. There is no constituency in their districts who they could count on to support such a vote that would even come close to counterbalancing the apoplectic rage from the Trumpist base. Including probable death threats against them and their families.

  67. 67.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:25 pm

    @Chris: (insert two snaps up gif here)

  68. 68.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 3, 2023 at 1:27 pm

    @Ken: the Doomsday Can Opener.

    That’s the one the economist assumes in the desert island joke, right?

  69. 69.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:29 pm

    Nancy SMASH.

    @SpeakerPelosi
    The Speaker of the House is chosen by the Majority Party. In this Congress, it is the responsibility of House Republicans to choose a nominee & elect the Speaker on the Floor. At this time there is no justification for a departure from this tradition.

    The House will be in order.

  70. 70.

    lee

    October 3, 2023 at 1:29 pm

    @Shalimar:

    I just hate to give a victory to Gaetz.

     

    I know the feeling, but when his victory is to set fire to the Republican party, it helps take the sting out of it.

  71. 71.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 3, 2023 at 1:30 pm

    BJP is slapping terrorism charges on journalists that’s the future that awaits our media if Rs ever gain the WH again.

  72. 72.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    @RaflW:

    The House will be in order.

    Not while Republicans have a majority, it won’t.

  73. 73.

    lee

    October 3, 2023 at 1:31 pm

    @jonas:

    And they’re not moderates.

    I think this is the part that a lot of low information voters do not realize. The entire GOP has been taken over by extremists.

  74. 74.

    cain

    October 3, 2023 at 1:32 pm

    Question of the day is how many Democrats can see past their hatred of McCarthy to recognize how bad a precedent this would be – and how things get no better for them under the next person.

    Otherwise known as “Please proceed, Governor”

  75. 75.

    BC in Illinois

    October 3, 2023 at 1:33 pm

    And on the other topic of the day . . . Frank Conniff on Trump’s legal strategy:

    In retrospect, the Trump legal team placing all their hopes for acquittal on Marisa Tomei’s knowledge of car engines was not all that great a strategy.

  76. 76.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:34 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: There were chilling clips last night of Trump supporters saying matter-of-factly like no one could ever argue with the logic that Milley committed treason so of course he should be executed.  People are so willing to follow horrible things that it’s chilling.  I have no doubt you’re right about what would happen in another Trump presidency.

  77. 77.

    cain

    October 3, 2023 at 1:34 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Ick.

  78. 78.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 3, 2023 at 1:37 pm

    @Cameron:

    by the time one is finally agreed upon – the continuing resolution will have expired

    45 days is an absurdly long time for that process to drag out.  They will have given up and reelected McCarthy out of exhaustion by that point, if they can find no one else.  It could take weeks and a hundred votes, sure, but by the time the CR is up everyone but Gaetz will be tired of it and Gaetz will be the most hated man in congress.

  79. 79.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 1:39 pm

    @Ken:

    However I will hold out hope that McCarthy misunderstood the rule as asking for his likely successor, and has listed Jeffries.

    That’s a hard no go. Jeffries isn’t going to be Speaker with a majority of GQP’s. He wouldn’t get ANYTHING passed – as the majority Repugs would vote No each and every time.

    I’m more concerned the temporary CR will end without a budget getting passed – as nothing can happen with a Speaker-less House. No new funding for Ukraine. And, as per usual Biden will be blamed – even though he has NOTHING TO DO WITH the House.😡

  80. 80.

    Danielx

    October 3, 2023 at 1:40 pm

    I’d say confusion to our enemies, but it would be redundant.

    Also too, I’ll tell you something for free: two words you never want to hear after a fall – subarachnoid hemorrhage. I am one of the luckiest people currently walking the face of the planet, emphasis on walking.

  81. 81.

    JPL

    October 3, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    @Jackie:  Not sure if I’m being a realist or an eeyore, but I think we are in for a world of trouble.

  82. 82.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    @Alison Rose: Of course. But the tone of Madame Speaker Emerita is sooo delish.

  83. 83.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 1:45 pm

    In case anyone imagined that McCarthy would keep a promise (Greg Sargent):

    House Speaker Kevin McCarthy couldn’t allow sanity to prevail in Congress for too long, so just after the House voted late Saturday to temporarily keep the government open, he leveled a new threat. The California Republican now says that if Democrats want a new package of aid to Ukraine — which was not included in that government funding bill — they must help pass the GOP “border security” agenda.

    But McCarthy’s proposal is about much more than “border security.” If passed, the GOP agenda would dramatically roll back certain types of legal migration to this country and otherwise transform our immigration system in numerous radical, cruel and reckless ways.

    That agenda is the Secure the Border Act, which the House passed in May. McCarthy told CBS News on Sunday that the measure should be included in any package that extends aid to Ukraine, noting: “I support being able to make sure Ukraine has the weapons that they need, but I firmly support the border first.” He suggested the Senate should accept the GOP bill.

  84. 84.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:46 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: If reports are to be believed (a big IF), Matty already is the most hated Republican in Congress. By Republicans.

  85. 85.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 1:46 pm

    @JPL: Realist.☹️

  86. 86.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:46 pm

    @lee: If McCarthy supporters get revenge on Gaetz by joining with Democrats to expel him from the House, I will be doubly happy.

  87. 87.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 1:47 pm

    @Danielx:

    subarachnoid hemorrhage

    Your spider was bleeding?

    In all seriousness, very glad you’re okay!!

  88. 88.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 1:47 pm

    @RaflW: Ted Cruz rejoices.

  89. 89.

    dmsilev

    October 3, 2023 at 1:48 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: It’s really unclear how things would play out if McCarthy gets booted. Does he try to run again? Slink away in disgrace and disgust and let someone else try to corral the now-emboldened monkeys? Who would that someone else be?

    I could imagine a “caretaker” Speaker, elected with the votes of Democrats plus a few Republicans who either don’t fear primary challenges or who have gotten sick and tired of being jerked around by Gaetz and company and just don’t care any more. That’d be a vaguely stable equilibrium until the next election, but it would need those “few Republicans” and right now their existence is purely theoretical.

  90. 90.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:50 pm

    @MattF: Any time I see these ‘curtailment of immigration’ bills from the GOP (ie: often), I reflect on how the business interests in the country have lost their power over the GOP.

    Sure, as was mentioned in an earlier thread today, people still (dammit) think Republicans are ‘good for business’, but the anti-immigrant fervor over there is to the point of really pushing up wages (fine with me) and starting to really pinch growth prospects, IMO.

  91. 91.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 1:50 pm

    @MattF: So that would be what Democrats are pissed about from just this weekend.  No one can trust a word McCarthy says.  He makes Mitch McConnell look honorable, and Mitch would have committed ritual suicide hundreds of times by now if he was Japanese.

  92. 92.

    Scout211

    October 3, 2023 at 1:51 pm

    Rep. Alford is issuing strongly worded words, I tells ya!

    Strongly!  Worded! Link

    Republican Rep. Mark Alford slammed hardliners in his party for their attempt to remove House Speaker Kevin McCarthy from his leadership position, saying that the “shenanigans” will slow down government funding bill negotiations.

    “We have 45 days to get this done for the American people. And this is gamesmanship that is going to slow us down and prevent us from doing the work that our voters sent us here to do. It’s unacceptable,” Alford told CNN’s Jake Tapper on Tuesday.

    Alford also said he’s concerned that the infighting would impact the 2024 election cycle and the Republicans’ ability to maintain their slim majority.

    “Americans are seeing that we need a marriage counselor, basically, in our conference and until we get this family settled and we get communication and trust back in the relationships, I’m—I’m afraid we might lose our majority. We were sent here to do our job, and without that majority we cannot get it done,” he said.

    Alford went on to express his support for McCarthy.

    “And with the slim majority that we’ve had so far Kevin McCarthy has been a miracle worker and able to push the ball forward. And I sure hope by the end of the day he is still our speaker.

    Marriage counselor?  Miracle worker? Uh, okay, yeah sure.

  93. 93.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    @Alison Rose: Hah! Being first runner up in that competition is the opposite of being “Miss Congeniality”. Is miscongeniality a thing?

    Certainly misanthropy is rife in the GOP.

  94. 94.

    Eolirin

    October 3, 2023 at 1:54 pm

    @jonas: This is not universally true. Marc Molinaro who’s in a neighboring NY district to me had previously won as county executive for my county with plenty of Democratic voter support and only slid into parroting extreme positions when trying to win a primary to run for a house seat. It ultimately cost him his special election but he was able to pick up the neighboring seat under the new house maps. He’s bucked his party on some issues. It’s not really obvious or visible when that’s happening because they can barely get anything to pass, and what they can is dead in the senate anyway.

    And NY may have new maps in 2024 so he may be toast either way. I’m sure there are a enough Rs in similar situations that you might be able to get them to cut deals with the Dem caucus. I don’t think you can get them to swap parties, but you could possibly get them to vote for Jeffries, and there’s support from enough Republicans that just being able to bring things like aid to Ukraine and appropriation bills that match what’s coming out of the senate to the house floor would let them easily pass.

    But this is a very high risk play.

  95. 95.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 1:54 pm

    @Shalimar: I read this earlier; I had forgotten Gaetz was under investigation! Puts another layer to the current grunge match between the two of them:

    …But McCarthy has long contended for Gaetz it’s “personal,” because the Speaker would not intervene to save Gaetz from a re-opened House Ethics Committee investigation into possible violations including sexual misconduct, unlawful drug use, and public corruption.

    https://www.rawstory.com/probably-so-mccarthy-says-his-speakership-likely-will-end-after-vote/

  96. 96.

    Citizen Alan

    October 3, 2023 at 1:57 pm

    @jonas:  There are no moderate Republicans. But there might be a few who are just feckless weathervanes willing to do whatever they need to in order to get reelected. Which might conceivably mean switching to the Dem Party in what are clearly blue districts and then adopting voting patterns basically identical to a standard Blue Dog Dem. Not many, probably because feckless. But five would end the GOP majority.

  97. 97.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 1:58 pm

    Extremely minor note on Leader Jeffries letter to his caucus today. In it, he says extremist Republicans in the House have been “hurdling us towards this chaotic moment.”

    I think he meant to say hurtling. But perhaps he really does mean the sport of racing over hurdles. It is like the Gaetz + Freedumb Caucus just keep tossing up barriers for Kevin to trip over.

  98. 98.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 1:59 pm

    @Alison Rose: I think Cruz had already been replaced with Tuberville as the most hated senator.

    Gaetz gets the award for most hated Rep.

  99. 99.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 2:01 pm

    @Scout211: Sent to do their job?  What job?  They don’t do anything.  Well, anything productive.

  100. 100.

    JPL

    October 3, 2023 at 2:03 pm

    McCarthy made it easy to put in a motion to vacate act.   Will the next republican speaker have to agree to the same terms?

  101. 101.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    @JPL: Not certain, but I believe the ‘anyone can do it’ provision is in the Rules package the GOP voted to adopt that I then presume is applicable for the entire biennium.

    Another reason (not that we need one) for Jeffries to steadfastly refuse to stand for Speaker unless — somehow — maybe 8 of the fake-moderate Rs formally switch parties.

  102. 102.

    sab

    October 3, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    @Danielx: Yikes! Isn’t that what Emilia Clarke had?

  103. 103.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:08 pm

    @Scout211: Alford had me nodding along in agreement… until he didn’t.

    He should have shut up before he got to marriage counselor.

  104. 104.

    satby

    October 3, 2023 at 2:09 pm

    @Danielx: Whoa! Lucky indeed! Glad to hear you weren’t affected worse.

  105. 105.

    Captain C

    October 3, 2023 at 2:11 pm

    @rikyrah:

    If it ever did, do you think the MSM would purse their lips about how the ‘ Republicans need to help the Democrats save themselves’? Hell to the NO

    The MSM would be demanding that either 1) Democrats cave in to the most extreme things Republicans want (except for things which would materially hurt the higher castes of the MSM), or 2) that all right-thinking Democrats switch parties, and then do 1)

    ETA:  And they would do so in the smarmiest, fakest both-sides manner possible.

  106. 106.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 2:13 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Never forget that Nancy Pelosi had the same margin that McCarthy does now.

    Well yeah, but all that meant was that she ruled with an iron fist! (Actual Repug argument heard last week.)

  107. 107.

    Maxim

    October 3, 2023 at 2:16 pm

    @Danielx: Yikes. Glad you’re okay.

  108. 108.

    Eolirin

    October 3, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    @JWR: Someone should ask them if they’re okay with their leaders being weaker than a woman in her 80s.

    (That’s not really what went into Pelosi being able to pull off what she did, but if they’re going to assume dictatorial effectiveness, no reason not to lean into it)

  109. 109.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    @Jackie: I had forgotten Gaetz was under investigation! Puts another layer to the current grunge match between the two of them

     I love it when Autocorrect inserts a word that is both not what was meant, and also deliriously, wonderfully appropriate. :-)

    New version of GOP acronym: Grungy Odious Prevaricators?

  110. 110.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:18 pm

    Why would Liz call Goldberg? But, this IS interesting! Obviously she’s still pissed about “MyKevin’s” assist in ousting her from Congress:

    Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY) told colleagues he received a call from former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) urging him to “get rid of” Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), ABC News reports.

  111. 111.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 2:19 pm

    Just heard on a TV news update that T***p confirmed this morning that he will be taking the stand in his own defense.

  112. 112.

    Danielx

    October 3, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @satby:

    You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain…

    Indeed.

  113. 113.

    ...now I try to be amused

    October 3, 2023 at 2:20 pm

    @Shalimar:

    There were chilling clips last night of Trump supporters saying matter-of-factly like no one could ever argue with the logic that Milley committed treason so of course he should be executed.  People are so willing to follow horrible things that it’s chilling.  I have no doubt you’re right about what would happen in another Trump presidency.

    Speaking of traitors: Given that Gen. Milley refused to support Trump’s coup with the military, I think Milley might have done something about Trump if his coup had come closer to success, which is to say Milley might have done something to Trump, ifyouknowwhatimean.

  114. 114.

    dmsilev

    October 3, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    @Jackie: The Cheney family does know how to hold a grudge, that’s for sure.

  115. 115.

    Brachiator

    October 3, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    When McCarthy was elected speaker, House rules required him to give a secret list of “speakers-in-waiting” — people who would succeed him temporarily if he ever vacated the speakership.

    I heard Matt Gaetz in an interview pitching Steve Scalise as his favorite candidate to become Speaker. I wonder if his name is on the list.

  116. 116.

    Eolirin

    October 3, 2023 at 2:21 pm

    @JWR: Wow that’s gonna be a mess.

  117. 117.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 2:22 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Isn’t he undergoing cancer treatment?

  118. 118.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    @JWR: Trump already gave a deposition in this case.  How much worse could he fuck up his criminal cases than he already has?

  119. 119.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: 🤦🏼‍♀️ I HATE autocorrect! But, I’m happy to have tickled your funny-bone 🤷🏼‍♀️

  120. 120.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 2:23 pm

    @Eolirin: But a highly entertaining mess.

  121. 121.

    ...now I try to be amused

    October 3, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    @JWR:

    Just heard on a TV news update that T***p confirmed this morning that he will be taking the stand in his own defense.

    Dare we hope for a Captain Queeg/strawberries moment on the witness stand?

  122. 122.

    JoyceH

    October 3, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    @Baud: ​
     

    I think Scalise is finished with his treatment.

    And on a related matter, I’m glad that Jamie Raskin got his hair back, but does anyone else miss that pirate vibe he was rocking there for a while?

  123. 123.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    @Brachiator: And Andy Biggs was pitching House Whip Tom Emmers last week.  Nothing says radical extremists like pushing the current 2nd and 3rd members of leadership to take over.

  124. 124.

    wjca

    October 3, 2023 at 2:25 pm

    @Shalimar: they are right that nothing McCarthy says can be trusted so you might as well roll the dice with his replacement, whoever that turns out to be.

    The only apparent option: insist that McCarthy bring a full budget bill (or an 18 month CR) to the floor before voting for him to keep the job he is so desperate to have.

  125. 125.

    NotMax

    October 3, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    @JWR

    If anyone believes that, i got a bridge to sell ’em. Inveterate liar gonna lie; same thing he said in the E. Jean Carroll case.

  126. 126.

    Baud

    October 3, 2023 at 2:26 pm

    @JWR:

    “Mr. Trump, how many square feet is your apartment in Trump Tower?”

  127. 127.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 2:27 pm

    From TPM:

    The latest news suggests that Kevin McCarthy simply does not have the votes to survive today’s challenge from Matt Gaetz. In other words, he’ll lose both the first procedural vote (pretty much foregone conclusion) and the big vote that actually removes him as Speaker. So it looks highly likely that McCarthy will be out as Speaker today. But as we’ve said, that doesn’t end the story. They still have to elect a new Speaker.

    That leaves us back in the situation we were in last January – with one exception. Back then it reverted to the House Clerk who just kept holding votes until a Speaker was elected. It’s something like that. After 9/11 a new continuity of government rule was implemented to preserve the continuity of government. A new Speaker submits a secret list of members who can become Speaker pro-tem if they’re not available. The point of this rule was to deal with a catastrophic terrorist attack. But it seems to apply here as well.

  128. 128.

    Eolirin

    October 3, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    @Cameron: In the past when he was in these sorts of situations he would just claim not to recall anything, but I think he may have devolved enough in his functioning that he won’t do that this time. I can’t believe his lawyers are happy about this.

  129. 129.

    Scout211

    October 3, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    @JWR: Just heard on a TV news update that T***p confirmed this morning that he will be taking the stand in his own defense.

    This is what NBC live updates reported:

    The former president told reporters during the break that he’ll take the witness stand in the case “at the appropriate time.”

    So when is the “appropriate time” for Trump to testify? My guess is never.  But his usual “braggadocio” continues unchecked.

  130. 130.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 2:28 pm

    @Danielx: boy howdy!  Close to an ER were you?

  131. 131.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:29 pm

    @Baud:

    TIFG: “Well in MY mind… 300,000 sq ft”

  132. 132.

    Lyrebird

    October 3, 2023 at 2:30 pm

    @JoyceH:

    I’m glad that Jamie Raskin got his hair back, but does anyone else miss that pirate vibe he was rocking there for a while?

    Steve Van Zandt was what I was thinking

  133. 133.

    Another Scott

    October 3, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    C-Span.org live feed of the House. They’re voting on Energy and Legislative Branch FY24 appropriations now. Qevin’s vote is next.

    Gaetz is up.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  134. 134.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    Open-thread-ly: Today’s mail delivery included my recent orders of postcards and stamps, just in time for tonight’s Postcard & Music thread!

  135. 135.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 2:32 pm

    @MattF: “The point of this rule was to deal with a catastrophic terrorist attack. But it seems to apply here as well.”

    TBF, I’d call today moderately inconvenient terrorist attack.

  136. 136.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    @MattF: He probably just listed himself.

  137. 137.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 2:35 pm

    @Shalimar: How much worse could he fuck up his criminal cases than he already has?

    This is Trump, so he’ll find some new way that the rest of us could never even have imagined.

    @Eolirin: I can’t believe his lawyers are happy about this.

    “No, your Honor, my client will not be testifying today. We were going over his testimony in my office last night when my fountain pen accidentally embedded itself in his throat four times. He will be unable to speak for at least a month, but in the interests of justice has retracted his earlier demand to testify and requested the trial continue without his presence. At least, that’s how I interpreted his hand gestures.”

  138. 138.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:35 pm

    Gaetz isn’t gonna win any popularity contest anytime soon! It’s an entertaining read! This is the headline:

    ‘Fool or a liar’: GOP knives out for Matt Gaetz as vote to oust McCarthy appears likely to succeed

    https://www.rawstory.com/fool-or-a-liar-gop-knives-out-for-a-hole-matt-gaetz-as-vote-to-oust-mccarthy-appears-likely-to-succeed/

  139. 139.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    @RaflW:
    May be (I hope!) a different guy:
    https://www.legistorm.com/person/bio/22891/Jason_A_Smith.html

    Full Name: Jason A. Smith Gender: Male Male
    Employment History
    House Parliamentarian (Sept. 2020-) “Parliamentarian”
    House Parliamentarian (Sept. 2018-Sept. 2020) “Deputy Parliamentarian”
    House Parliamentarian (Dec. 2008-Aug. 2018) “Assistant Parliamentarian”
    House Office of the General Counsel (Sept. 2008-Nov. 2008) “Assistant Counsel”
    House Office of the General Counsel (May 2006-May 2007) “Law Clerk

    ”
    I get Representative Jason Smith’s emails (a legacy gmail address attracts misaddresses), and he is indeed both partisan-nuts and very dishonest.

  140. 140.

    dmsilev

    October 3, 2023 at 2:36 pm

    @…now I try to be amused:

    Dare we hope for a Captain Queeg/strawberries moment on the witness stand?

    As if Trump would ever eat anything as healthy as canned strawberries.

  141. 141.

    Betty Cracker

    October 3, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @Nukular Biskits: Sweet!

  142. 142.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @Lyrebird: Van Zandt gave Raskin one of his do-rags.

  143. 143.

    wjca

    October 3, 2023 at 2:37 pm

    @JPL: McCarthy made it easy to put in a motion to vacate act.   Will the next republican speaker have to agree to the same terms?

    I’d guess that, by that point, Gaetz would be pretty much the only Republican willing to set themselves up for a reprise.

  144. 144.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 2:39 pm

    LOL the title on the CSPAN feed reads “Table/Kill Motion to Remove Rep Kevin McCarthy as Speaker” and it honestly reads at first like they’re voting on whether to take him out back and shove him into the woodchipper.

  145. 145.

    Miss Bianca

    October 3, 2023 at 2:40 pm

    @Jackie: ha! “One a-hole holding up the government”? Really! *One*? Just one?

  146. 146.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @Lyrebird: IIRC, Raskin got at least some of his bandanas as a gift from Stevie Van Zandt.

  147. 147.

    geg6

    October 3, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @JWR: ​
     
    Christmas is coming early this year!
    But I won’t believe it until I see it.

  148. 148.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @Shalimar:

    I just hate to give a victory to Gaetz.

    Would this actually be a victory for M. Gaetz, though?
    A lot of people hate those who play dominance games.

  149. 149.

    WaterGirl

    October 3, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @Danielx: No idea what that is, and I’m sure none of us ever wants to have to know!  But I am so glad you beat the odds and are okay.

  150. 150.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 2:41 pm

    @bbleh: You are right about most of the Republicans, but Valedeo (CA) and Newhouse (WA) are probably exceptions. They already survived their votes to impeach Trump (probably because they are in jungle primary states). I don’t think a Speaker vote will hurt them as badly, and might even help them next year.

    That’s only two, but Representatives planning on retirement are another pool of potential defectors.

  151. 151.

    geg6

    October 3, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Scalise is in the midst of cancer treatments.  I doubt he wants to take this on or has the energy to do it.

  152. 152.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 2:43 pm

    Motion to table is officially failing. So far, no Ds voting for it.

    Motion to table has failed.

  153. 153.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 2:44 pm

    Per twitter the current mini-drama, or sub-plot?, is Nancy Pelosi is on her way back to the Hill from the airport

    Update II:

    Nicholas Wu @nicholaswu12 21m
    Pelosi spox Aaron Bennett says she will remain in SF for Feinstein memorial services

     

    Cori Bush is skipping  the votes, maybe because of Covid, even though she was apparently on the Hill in a meeting this morning update: “a medically necessary procedure“

  154. 154.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 2:44 pm

    Donald Trump and his presidential campaign lashed out Tuesday at a New York judge and his top law clerk during the second day of his $250 million business fraud trial.

    Trump has frequently attacked Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Arthur Engoron and Attorney General Letitia James, who brought the civil fraud lawsuit against the ex-president, his family members and his company.

    On Tuesday, Trump targeted Engoron’s principal law clerk by sharing a social media post that included her full name and a photo of her posing with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., as they both smiled.

    Trump in his repost called the clerk “Schumer’s girlfriend” and accused her of “running this case against me.”

    “How disgraceful!” Trump wrote in his Truth Social post. “This case should be dismissed immediately!!”

    Trump mentioned Schumer and the clerk again during another break later Tuesday, as he claimed that the trial was “rigged” and “fraudulent.”

    The clerk is seated almost directly across from Trump in court.

  155. 155.

    WaterGirl

    October 3, 2023 at 2:45 pm

    Is twitter broken for everyone?  Or is it just me?

  156. 156.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    @WaterGirl: Working fine for me on the iOS app

  157. 157.

    wjca

    October 3, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    @MattF:  After 9/11 a new continuity of government rule was implemented to preserve the continuity of government. A new Speaker submits a secret list of members who can become Speaker pro-tem if they’re not available. The point of this rule was to deal with a catastrophic terrorist attack. But it seems to apply here as well.

    One question which arises is, can the Speaker revise his secret list? Or is it locked for the whole 2 years?

    Because if he can revise it, no surprise if he’s doing so right this minute.

  158. 158.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 2:47 pm

    Motion to table looks like it’s goin’ down.  11 Republicans against.

    I remain gobsmacked.  I have no idea what — if anything — is going on in Qevin’s head.  Nancy Smash! must be helpless with giggles.

  159. 159.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 2:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: Seems to work for me. On iPad.

  160. 160.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 2:48 pm

    @Jackie: ​
    @H.E.Wolf: 🤦🏼‍♀️ I HATE autocorrect! But, I’m happy to have tickled your funny-bone 🤷🏼‍♀️

     It definitely did!

    I’d read enough of your comments in the past to recognize that autocorrect had been meddling this time. :)

  161. 161.

    geg6

    October 3, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
     
    It’s been broken since it’s inception. It’s just pieces of garbage floating around in the digital flotsam at this point.
    So glad I never signed up for it and never spent a second on it. It is apparently addictive and I don’t need another one of those.

  162. 162.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 2:49 pm

    Ew Republican talking, close tab

  163. 163.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 2:50 pm

    Democrats might have forced the Doo Doo Head Caucus©®™ into this unfortunate series of events for not inviting them to tea, or something.

    I’d be OK with this sort of “inviting them for tea”. With the Russian sort lurking in the background.
    “Drinking Tea with the State Security Police” (Yaxue Cao, March 1, 2012)

    It’s been a while since “he cha” (drink tea, 喝茶) came to mean, in certain contexts, “summoned and interrogated by the state security police.” A cup of tea may or may not, be present, but either way, it is “having tea” in the parlance of the Chinese netizens.

  164. 164.

    WaterGirl

    October 3, 2023 at 2:52 pm

    @Alison Rose: Hmm, I get the “something went wrong” message for each of the dozen twitter accounts I have open in browser tabs.

  165. 165.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 2:52 pm

    @bbleh: McCarthy’s head is unfathomable.  He is so bad at strategy.  Going on Sunday and blaming Democrats for wanting to shut the government down was the stupidest thing he could have possibly done.  All he had to do was say nothing.  You don’t have to blame Gaetz.  Just don’t talk.  And he fucked that up.

  166. 166.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:52 pm

    @Geminid: Alas Newhouse beat his Dem challenger – our congressional district is one of the reddest in WA, if not THE reddest ☹️

  167. 167.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 2:52 pm

    Ooooh my. The motion to table the Motion To Vacate failed. Now they’re gonna debate it.

    Yea votes to table it: 208, all GOP. (Grunge Odious Prevaricators, h/t Jackie’s autocorrect)

    Nay votes (gotta debate it): 11 GOP, aka the wild-eyed fringy-est of the fringe + 207 Dems

    Not voting: 2 GOP, 5 Dems

  168. 168.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    @Shalimar: he’s an incredibly weak man who is incredibly desperate to sound tuff when he appears on TeeVee

  169. 169.

    Betty Cracker

    October 3, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    Who is this braying ass?

  170. 170.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 2:53 pm

    @Shalimar: Blaming Ds is a reflex.

  171. 171.

    zhena gogolia

    October 3, 2023 at 2:54 pm

    @…now I try to be amused: Oh, boy! But Trump could never be as handsome as Humphrey Bogart, or as sympathetic. That scene is such brilliant acting.

  172. 172.

    karen marie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:55 pm

    @Leto: Apparently this became a bigger scandal when people found out the state retirement fund was an investor.

  173. 173.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 2:56 pm

    @Betty Cracker: ​

    I’m not watching, but the Guardian (which is doing live updates) says Bob Good is up first to speak in favor of giving Qevin the boot. So it might be him.

  174. 174.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 2:56 pm

    @CaseyL: So the caption says.

  175. 175.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    @rikyrah: Nancy SMASH is a stone cold killer. Also she can do basic fucking math. Just got back from PT and I’m listening to Rep Bob Good (R-Dipshitastan) whine about how McCarthy wouldn’t bow to the extreme far right and help them blow up the US/world. Fuck all of them.

  176. 176.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    These fuckers are going to shove their cocks into an electric pencil sharpener and scream they like it.

  177. 177.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @Betty Cracker: ​Who is this braying ass?

     At the mic, in the House? Bob Good (R-VA-05), a lunatic.
    “A former wrestling champion, coach, and businessman” – hometown Lynchburg. Seems appropriate.

  178. 178.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: Weird…coming up fine on desktop too. Maybe you said too many mean things about Muskrat and he heard you :P

  179. 179.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @Betty Cracker: If you mean Bob Good, he’s the Liberty University graduate who took Denver Riggleman’s seat.  One of those “I would drink Trump’s bathwater” assholes.

  180. 180.

    karen marie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @JoyceH: When was reality ever a factor?

    The media reporting would assert this is proof Republicans are the real grownups.

  181. 181.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 2:58 pm

    @karen marie: it’s not bad enough that the Western states don’t have enough water to maintain their own populations, but to have the Saudi’s do that shit? I remember hear about this at least two years ago. This is on top of Nestle basically doing the same f’ing thing.

  182. 182.

    Brachiator

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @Baud:

    Isn’t he undergoing cancer treatment?

    Gaetz was asked about that. He claimed that Salise was doing well and was adamant about his preference here.

  183. 183.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @Old School: I really don’t believe this BS AT ALL, and I hope that law clerk sues that Asshole for slander and/or defamation! He should have learned “something” after Carroll’s civil suit win!

  184. 184.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: So a constituent of Gym Jordan? Good to know.

  185. 185.

    Captain C

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @JWR: Planning an irrational outburst or three on cross and then hoping for the insanity defense to work in the damages phase of a bench trial?  That’s…certainly a strategy.  If so, I guess the paid-off lawyer has some ironclad language in the contract about how TFG is responsible for any bad defense decisions (I suspect the other lawyer is not included in this, if so).

  186. 186.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @Scout211: ​
      the appropriate time?

    Which could only mean, “In two weeks”

  187. 187.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 2:59 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Did his balls grow back?

  188. 188.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 3:00 pm

    We live in exciting times.  That Chinese saying:  “May you live in exciting times” — is thought to actually be a bit of a curse.

    Rooting that Gaetz does a lot of damage to the GOP with his grandstanding.  We have elections in Virginia next month — entire legislature is up — and Virginia feds, military, government contractors, and all their affiliates and support systems, are watching this with extreme interest.

    Also, amused that the word “injuries” has not appeared in this thread yet (at least on a quick search).   As in, rooting for.

  189. 189.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    Now up: Tom Cole, R-OK-04. Member of the Chickasaw Nation. Hard Right; refers to “the Democrat [sic] side”; seems to be defending McCarthy: “I’m proud of this Speaker.”

  190. 190.

    sdhays

    October 3, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    @MattF: And that’s why Democrats are going to vote YES on the Motion to Vacate. Democrats don’t want this drama. Keeping his word on passing a clean Ukraine bill would have convinced enough Democrats that he’s better than the alternative – whatever that is.

    But instead, our Qevin just breaks his own promises right away, again. Better to just get on with this nonsense than continue to let it fester.

  191. 191.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 3:01 pm

    @bbleh: As is Liz Cheney!🤭

  192. 192.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    Gaetz is now up, and yammering. Florida come get your boy. He ain’t right.

  193. 193.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @RaflW:

    @BrendanBuck
    Question of the day is how many Democrats can see past their hatred of McCarthy to recognize how bad a precedent this would be – and how things get no better for them under the next person.

    “Only Democrats have agency”

  194. 194.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 3:02 pm

    @karen marie: Apparently this became a bigger scandal when people found out the state retirement fund was an investor.

    Not that I have any of the qualifications of the investment professionals who manage that fund, but “grow hay in one desert to ship halfway around the world to a different desert” does not strike me as a high-return prospectus.

  195. 195.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    The election is now I got my ballot.

  196. 196.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    OMFG

    Representative Tom Cole, Republican of Oklahoma, makes a pitch to Democrats: “I recognize that my friends have a very complex partisan personal and political calculations to make. I wouldn’t presume to give them any advice about that,” he said. But he warns them: “Think long and hard until you plunge us into chaos.”

    The fucking cajones on this man. THE CHAOS WOULDN’T EXIST IF NOT FOR YOUR PARTY, YOU MENDACIOUS TRASHFERRET

  197. 197.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    @Leto:

    DougJ nailing it again.

    So to speak!

  198. 198.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    Opinion | Newt Gingrich: Republicans must expel Matt Gaetz – The Washington Post

    If there is an expert on getting expelled from the House, it is Newt Gingrich.

  199. 199.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:04 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: More specifically: Betty Cracker, come get him, and feed him to the spoonbills.

  200. 200.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:04 pm

    And Rep Butthead (R-Daddy Issues) now up. Waiting to see if they really take him down via “ethics”. For those of us who invested in popcorn futures… HA!

  201. 201.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:04 pm

    @Leto: ​[re: Bob Good] So a constituent of Gym Jordan? Good to know.
     Nope, Good’s from OK, Jordan’s from OH, so not a constituent.

    Fellow traveler, perhaps. :-/

  202. 202.

    catclub

    October 3, 2023 at 3:04 pm

    @Shalimar: McCarthy’s head is unfathomable. He is so bad at strategy.

    Trump’s strategy at his fraud trial appears to be:  “Continue to enrage the Judge so that Judge makes a ruling too far that gets overturned on appeal.”  It is an ethos, I guess. In latest example, going after Judge’s Clerk, by name on social media. Sure to endear him to the judge.

  203. 203.

    Captain C

    October 3, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    @Alison Rose: And by “you,” Rep. Cole actually means “us Republicans, but it’s your fault because Reasons.”

  204. 204.

    sdhays

    October 3, 2023 at 3:05 pm

    Re: Trump’s business woes – Considering how heavily leveraged Trump is, is it possible that liquidating the Trump Org and having to pay $250m in fines basically clean him out?

    I hope everyone who did business with him loses their shirts.

  205. 205.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    @Jackie: just read this

    Ben Siegel @bensiegel 1h\
    In the Dem meeting, Rep. Dan Goldman, D-NY, told colleagues he received a call from former GOP Rep. Liz Cheney after a recent TV hit.
    Cheney said they should “get rid of” McCarthy, per two sources who heard Goldman describe the call.

    I’m under no illusions about who Liz Cheney is, I don’t to see her even named to one of those vague oversight or advisory boards you read about old pols washing up on from time to time, but I do enjoy watching her know how to hate, since she’s hating in the right direction, for now

  206. 206.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    I hope the normies hear that the GOP finds it anathema to work with Democrats. That is what Gaetz is marauding about.

    Maybe the Hastert Rule will come as a shock to some normies, who blithely assume “a pox on both their houses” and think it’s all posturing, anyway.  Maybe some of these normies are the same Mensa candidates who think (or at least say) the GOP is better for the economy.  Cynics and the low information types gotta wake up.

    Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in Nancy Pelosi’s office?  Ice cream time.

  207. 207.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 3:06 pm

    @Shalimar: 

    A bit O/T but: I subscribe to many, many YT channels. (Not “YouTube TV,” but the individual., independent creators.) One of them is, or I should say was, a couple from Arizona who spend most of the year RVing around the country, doing a lot of very cool stuff. (They got a vintage Bluebird motorhome and drove it along all of Route 66, all the way to Santa Monica, before donating the rig to an RV museum, for instance).

    I never thought much about their politics, just figured they were “moderates” whatever else they were. But then they sent their youngest son off to college, and he went to… Liberty University.

    WTF sends their kid to Liberty University, unless they’re fundie nut jobs who don’t want the kid to get anything like a real education?

    I was beyond shocked. I was stunned. They never seemed like the kind of people who would even think about Liberty University in the context of college-for-my-son.

    Anyway, I unsubscribed as fast as I could pick my jaw up from the ground.

    Sigh. You never know, do you?

  208. 208.

    karen marie

    October 3, 2023 at 3:07 pm

    @JWR: Don’t hold your breath.

  209. 209.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:07 pm

    Now up: Tom Emmer, MN, Majority Whip: supporting McCarthy “[who] promises to rein in Democrats’ reckless spending” … which is pretty rich, of course, coming from the party of tax cuts for the wealthy.

    Has now stomped back to his seat, and Gaetz is blathering on again. I’ve got this whole thing on mute, thank you C-SPAN for closed captions!

  210. 210.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @Alison Rose: lowtechcyclist @193 sums it up.

  211. 211.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    @Alison Rose:  Trashferret.  That has legs.

  212. 212.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 3:09 pm

    @Shalimar: Noot has definite negative opinions about Gaetz. Makes a point of agreeing with Pelosi about him.

  213. 213.

    Martin

    October 3, 2023 at 3:09 pm

    @Leto: Wow, that’s a big deal. I didn’t know the governor had the power to do that. We’ll see how that shapes up in court – I don’t see this court ruling against property rights, though.

  214. 214.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:10 pm

    That disgrace to Congress and Ohio, Jim Jordan, is now at the mic. He’s on a decompensatory rant of some sort, not related to the topic of the debate.

    He’s wearing a tie and a suit jacket, rather than engaging in his shirtsleeves shtick.

  215. 215.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 3:10 pm

    Getting ultra-serious now, Jim Jordan is wearing his jacket.

  216. 216.

    catclub

    October 3, 2023 at 3:10 pm

    @MattF:  I have definite opinions about the WAPO giving Noot free real estate on their newspaper and website.

  217. 217.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 3:10 pm

    @Jackie: Recent update is that the judge held TFG and his lawyers back from the lunch break to hold a private little woodshed moment with them, after which TFG took the post down.

  218. 218.

    catclub

    October 3, 2023 at 3:12 pm

    @Martin: ​
     

    It’s unacceptable that they have continued to pump unchecked amounts of groundwater out of our state while in clear default on their lease.”

    I think she can end their free-riding if this is true. I suspect the lease is for State lands.

  219. 219.

    David Anderson

    October 3, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @smith: Rules Committee can rule.

  220. 220.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I always imagine her ala Bane, where you can sub in “hate” for “darkness”, considering who her daddy is:

    “Oh, you think hate is your ally. But you merely adopted the hate; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the love until I was already a woman. And by then, it was nothing to me but a weapon.”

  221. 221.

    sab

    October 3, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: What with the tie, he is now oxygen deprived. That can’t help his thinking abilities.

  222. 222.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 3:14 pm

    News Alert: Gaetz says something factually true. (from The Guardian’s live coverage):

    “The one thing that the White House, House Democrats and many of us on the conservative side of the Republican caucus would argue is that the thing we have in common [is]: Kevin McCarthy said something to all of us at one point or another that he didn’t really mean and never intended to live up to.”​

  223. 223.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:14 pm

    @smith:

    erica orden @eorden 8m
    Judge Engoron has issued a gag order in the Trump civil fraud trial after Trump posted about the judge’s clerk. Engoron: “Consider this statement a gag order forbidding all parties from posting emailing or speaking publicly about any of my staff.”

  224. 224.

    karen marie

    October 3, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    @Leto: I think state employees finding out their retirement fund was involved upped the pressure to do something. There was a bit of reporting on that over the summer. Of course it could be coincidence.

  225. 225.

    David Anderson

    October 3, 2023 at 3:15 pm

    figure if we think of the House as if it was a Parliament (let’s not talk about the Rules Committee for a moment) the fundamental problem is that McCarthy et al are a minority government with different coalitions for supply/appropriations (200+ Dems and 130-150 GOPers) and confidence (2018-ish GOPers)… and the GOPers who are not in the supply coalition but are in the confidence coalition aren’t happy

  226. 226.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    To sum up every Republican: you promised that you’d let us drive the country off the cliff. WHY DIDN’T YOU LET US??? *rolls around on the ground, kicking/screaming

  227. 227.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: LOLOL wanna start a betting pool on how soon TIFG violates the order?

  228. 228.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    Up now: Andy Biggs, R-AZ-05. Driveling on about border issues and scary people of color! and drugs!! and terrorists!!! “They come across our border to the tune of hundreds of thousands….” aka Racism 101.

    Says the House is “entrenched in a suboptimal path”… oh, okay, finally gets around to his anti-McCarthy position. “Time to make a change – I’m not the only one”.

    Now he’s complaining about the IRS.

  229. 229.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: If anyone was wondering if Trump will push past limits to force a judge to act.

  230. 230.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: About time a judge took this step. Now, let’s see follow up from the other judges. He might as well get used to being gagged.

  231. 231.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 3, 2023 at 3:18 pm

    @Cameron:

      “Vote Bo-Bo: A Chicken in Every Pot, and a Handjob in Every Theater.”

  232. 232.

    Martin

    October 3, 2023 at 3:19 pm

    We need a betting pool on whether or not there will be ‘0 acts of physical violence in the last 45 days’ in the chamber of the House 45 days from now. I’ll take the over on that.

  233. 233.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 3:19 pm

    @Jackie: I don’t think the conservative Republican challenger pressed Newhouse that hard in the jungle primary. Over in the 5th Washington CD though, Impeacher Jaime Herrera Butler came in 3rd to a more conservative Republican and Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp Perez. Then Rep. Gluesenkamp Perez won in November.

    The 5th CD is right across the Columbia River from Portland, Oregon, and is becoming a suburban/exurban district. With her home in the woods and her repair shop in Portland, the new, 33 year-old Congresswoman exemplifies this trend.

  234. 234.

    japa21

    October 3, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    I am actually starting to believe that Kevin is, deep inside his pea sized heart, feeling relief at this and hopes to be unseated. Nah, he’s just an extreme masochistic narcissist (there are those people).

  235. 235.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    And my new U.S. Senator is sworn in! Three strong, Black women standing together. Oh wait, I’m a White person. I think I’m supposed to be miffed by such displays, right?!

  236. 236.

    Captain C

    October 3, 2023 at 3:20 pm

    @H.E.Wolf:

    Andy Biggs, R-AZ-05….

    Now he’s complaining about the IRS.

    If he’s not already being investigated, what are the odds he’s got some massive tax fraud going?

  237. 237.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:21 pm

    UP now: Rep Westerman, AR.
    Talking about some Old Testament shibboleth [S-E-L-C-H??] that I don’t recognize, and there were a lot of Sunday School teachers among my forebears. Something about pausing to think before acting?

    “Voting yes is, at the least, a disruptive overreaction”. Lots of applause from other Rs.

  238. 238.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 3:22 pm

    @CaseyL:  Bob Good? Ewwww!

  239. 239.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    Up now: Thomas Massie, R-KY-04: pro-McCarthy. Folksy with a mean undertone.

  240. 240.

    Michael Bersin

    October 3, 2023 at 3:23 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    …I’m under no illusions about who Liz Cheney is, I don’t to see her even named to one of those vague oversight or advisory boards you read about old pols washing up on from time to time, but I do enjoy watching her know how to hate…

    It’s the family business. They know it well.

  241. 241.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 3:24 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I could imagine a “caretaker” Speaker, elected with the votes of Democrats plus a few Republicans who either don’t fear primary challenges or who have gotten sick and tired of being jerked around by Gaetz and company and just don’t care any more.

    That might be the most sensible approach in the current political context.
    It would greatly shrink the space of possibilities of additional chaos if the GOP majority shrinks at all, e.g. George Santos troubles.

  242. 242.

    MattF

    October 3, 2023 at 3:24 pm

    @japa21: There’s competing psychopathologies here. Not sure how to pose the appropriate wager.

  243. 243.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    @CaseyL:

    Apparently, there is a small College Democrats chapter at Liberty. From the news stories I saw about it*, they appear to be either African-American Protestant evangelicals or whites from the small liberal evangelical wing.

    But yeah, it puzzles me too.

     

    the “university” administration was not as accepting of them as they were the College republicans fascists.

  244. 244.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: ​ is it a requirement to have a bad perm job if you’re a Rep from KY?

  245. 245.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    Representative Bruce Westerman, a McCarthy ally, says that the rebels should “stand before this body and the American people and articulate your plan,” adding “not your grievances or your wishes, but your plan.” They must convince the McCarthy backers they have a better path. If they can’t do that, Westerman said, their efforts amount to nothing more than an “overreaction” that is “selfish, bad for conservative policy, and bad for America.”

    My dude, that is the modern GOP’s motto.

  246. 246.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    I had to turn off the braying, but I am amused how Florida Fivehead keeps making viral moments for Dem PACs and strategists

    Acyn @Acyn 9m
    Jordan lists off “accomplishments”
    Gaetz responds: The problem with my friend from Ohio’s argument, many of the bills he references as passed are not law. It’s hard to make the argument that oversight is the reason to continue when it looks like failure theater.

    Failure Theatre.

  247. 247.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Engoron: “Consider this statement a gag order forbidding all parties from posting emailing or speaking publicly about any of my staff.”

    Curious how far this extends.  If I posted something would I get in trouble?  What if Steve Bannon did it?

    My guess is it only applies to the Trumps and their lawyers.

  248. 248.

    trollhattan

    October 3, 2023 at 3:25 pm

    @Leto: That is a big fucking deal. Last I checked Arizona brags of 300,000 acres dedicated to alfalfa–one of the most water-thirsty crops imaginable. In the desert. In a place where water is squeezed out by the gallon. In a state relying on an over-subscribed Colorado river. Whee!

  249. 249.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:26 pm

    @JWR: If you happen to find a video of it, send it along! (I assume there was video…)

  250. 250.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:26 pm

    Now up: Tom McClintock, R-CA-05: the public will be rightfully repulsed by GOP dysfunction. Racist border stuff as a throwaway line. We are at the precipice. I’m guessing pro-McCarthy.

  251. 251.

    Scout211

    October 3, 2023 at 3:26 pm

    @JWR: 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    Senator Butler! Yay!

  252. 252.

    CliosFanBoy

    October 3, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    @trollhattan:

      And they export it to (drum roll please) SAUDI ARABIA! Seriously.

  253. 253.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    @trollhattan: On the Last Week Tonight episode about water usage in the southwest, he noted that in order to retain their water rights, farmers HAVE to use up what they’re allocated, so many of them intentionally plant alfalfa just to keep their water rights. It’s fucking bonkers.

  254. 254.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:27 pm

    Rep. Carlos Gimenez, R-FL-28. Angry raisin face. Speaking of his immigrant credentials. McCarthy fought for people like Gimenez.

  255. 255.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 3:28 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Selah.  Uncertain meaning but consensus seems to be a “pause” for one or another reason.

  256. 256.

    Scout211

    October 3, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Ewwwwww! McClintock is my rep.  I call him the odious Tom McClintock. Ugh.

    You are correct, he will support McCarthy.  He only ever does what the current GOP leader tells him to do. He is not very bright.  He has no ideas of his own, ever.

  257. 257.

    Michael Bersin

    October 3, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    It’s surreal listening to extreme far right wingnut republicans arguing on the House floor with far extreme right wingnut republicans. There’s no such thing as a “moderate” republican.

  258. 258.

    Jeffro

    October 3, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    @Shalimar:McCarthy’s actions on Jan 6, his trip to Mar a Lago, his attempt to discredit the Jan 6 Cmte, his reneging on debt limit deal and his actions this weekend are all the reasons

    INDEED!

    ALL the reasons.

  259. 259.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 3:29 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Bob Good’s no businessman. At, least, he was empoyed by Liberty University as an Athletic Department fundraiser up until when he ran for Congress. The District Convention where Good beat Denver Riggleman in 2020 was staged at Liberty.

  260. 260.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:30 pm

    Mrs. [sic] Ashley Hinson, R-IA-02. BORDER CRISIS!! (Yeah, tell us what border Iowa has with another country, why dontcha.)

    Pro-McCarthy. “This is the choice, be a chaos agent or get back to work”.

  261. 261.

    piratedan

    October 3, 2023 at 3:30 pm

    @Martin: I would say she does, if they’re in default as Hobbs claims, then she can end the relationship.

  262. 262.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 3:31 pm

    @CliosFanBoy: ​

    They’re white and fairly affluent, and have never said or done anything to so much as hint at being evangelical, liberal or otherwise. IOW, I can’t think of any reason to go to Liberty U unless you’re looking to get into the RW grift-welfare system.

  263. 263.

    Ramona

    October 3, 2023 at 3:31 pm

    @Elizabelle: Early voting in Virginia has already started…

  264. 264.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:32 pm

    Ilhan Omar is seated behind the mic, deadpan while Gaetz rants about brown people coming over the border.

  265. 265.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 3:32 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I want to be there when someone explains to Gaetz that you have to pass bills that Biden will sign before they can become laws.  That isn’t on McCarthy, and his replacement isn’t going to do better with Gaetz helping write the bills.

  266. 266.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:32 pm

    @CaseyL:

    An Education Department inquiry found that Liberty University has failed for years to keep its campus safe and repeatedly violated a federal law, called the Clery Act, by discouraging people from reporting crimes, underreporting the claims it received, Susan Svrluga reports for the Washington Post.

    (WaPo) Liberty University broke safety laws for years, government asserts

  267. 267.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 3:33 pm

    @eversor:   Yay!  I’ll go early vote pretty soon, too.  Go Virginia Democrats!

  268. 268.

    Lyrebird

    October 3, 2023 at 3:33 pm

    @CaseyL: ​
     

    I knew some very nice and not-fundie folks, rural PA, parents never went to college, sent their son to Liberty because he got a great scholarship, and they really didn’t see the scary side of it. I was shocked, too, but I wished the kid well.

    FSM bless those Liberty Democrats!

  269. 269.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    @smith: The judge put a gag order on him!!!

    “The New York judge presiding over Donald Trump’s civil fraud trial on Tuesday issued a gag order after the former president attacked his clerk by name and shared her image on social media,” The Messengerreports.

    Said Supreme Court Justice Arthur Engoron: “Personal attacks on members on my court staff are unacceptable, inappropriate, and I won’t tolerate it.”

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  270. 270.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    Watching some of the more experienced GOP House members freak out in real time (ie: Rep. McClintock (R-CaA) says doing [it] would lead to more turbulence: The Democrats will revel in Republican dysfunction and the American people will be repulsed), I can’t help but think the only thing that might, maybe break the current fever is the GOP losing like 35-38 House seats in Nov. ’24.

  271. 271.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    @Leto: ​

    And that’s probably the least of it. I just couldn’t wrap my head around the whole thing, and so unsubscribed to their channel.

  272. 272.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    @Geminid: I looked at Good’s biography.  He ran a whole string of businesses in different fields.  It doesn’t look like any of them were successful.

  273. 273.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:35 pm

    Up now: Steve Scalise, R-LA, Majority Leader [sic; Motion To Vacate-related?]. Pro-McCarthy. Scalise likes the procedural changes McC has instituted.

    More border stuff. Racism is the new lapel flag pin for the GOP.

  274. 274.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 3:36 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Failure Theatre?  I remember watching that as a kid.  Wasn’t it hosted by Pumpkin Head?

  275. 275.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @Jackie: Apparently he said there will be significant sanctions if Trump persists. Hopefully it is big dollar fines. Payable on the instant or via bond. Because money is DJTs pain point. And throwing him in the cooler is, while fun to contemplate for how he’d be personally immiserated, would give him a martyr status he absolutely does not deserve.

  276. 276.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    f you happen to find a video of it, send it along!

    So far I can only find video of the actual swearing in, and not the one done with/for family and friends.

  277. 277.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 3:37 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: (Yeah, tell us what border Iowa has with another country, why dontcha.)

    Well, they do have that border with Illinois. Can’t have those people coming over from Chicago.

  278. 278.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    Gaetz rebutting Scalise. This whole GOP intramural debate reminds me of a shoving match at the tether-ball pitch in middle school.

  279. 279.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Racism is the new lapel flag pin for the GOP.

    … for those who don’t have it tattooed on their foreheads.

  280. 280.

    Citizen Alan

    October 3, 2023 at 3:38 pm

    @Leto: I don’t know enough about California farming to know if this is true or not, but I have read (here, I think) that California would be perfectly fine regarding water if only they banned the growing of alfafa and almonds, both of which require ridiculous amounts of irrigation. More knowledgeable people, please feel free to correct me.

  281. 281.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:40 pm

    Current dude Mike Garcia R-CA-27 starts with the de rigueur racist comments about people “penetrating our borders” … which is pretty damn Freudian IMO.

    Moved on to “a few Reublicans are running with scissors”. I’m guessing pro-McCarthy.

  282. 282.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:41 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Isn’t he one of the ’22 freshman in a district Biden won?

  283. 283.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    @…now I try to be amused:

    Dare we hope for a Captain Queeg/strawberries moment on the witness stand?

    IANAL, but as I understand it that means the prosecuting attorney can cross-examine him.  He’ll blow up or fall apart, or both.

    Gonna have to stock up on popcorn.

  284. 284.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:42 pm

    Rep. McHenry, a piece of work from NC. Bow tie is his brand; makes him look like a bargain-basement Truman Capote. Pro-McCarthy. Some sort of slam at “liberals” which I didn’t catch.

  285. 285.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    @Citizen Alan: See my comment above. I don’t think this is down to California alone, but rather the whole Colorado River Compact and how water rights have been designated.

  286. 286.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 3:43 pm

    @Citizen Alan: I don’t know about the alfalfa, but I remember reading that the state was trying to encourage pistachio production over almonds because of water issues.

  287. 287.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:44 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: [re: Garcia] @H.E.Wolf: Isn’t he one of the ’22 freshman in a district Biden won?​
     Might could be. I’d love it if you’d look that up and report in! I’m busy liveblogging and correcting my typos on the fly. :)

  288. 288.

    ARoomWithAMoose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Before we start imagining “grand bargain”, what are the parlimentary rules regarding the MTV procedures that were selected on for this session of congress?  Do they get to vote on new rules for this session if the Speaker gets replaced or does the angry toddler caucus get to file MTV’s whenever they can get the floor?

  289. 289.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: “Penetrating our borders.” “Ramming it down our throats.”  What is it with these people?

  290. 290.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    Rep Stephanie Bice, R-OK-05. based on her opening comments: pro-fossil fuel, pro-abusive parents. Supports McCarthy.

  291. 291.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm

    @Citizen Alan: ​ I think we’ll have to rethink our entire ag industry sooner rather than later here.

  292. 292.

    StringOnAStick

    October 3, 2023 at 3:46 pm

    @CaseyL: Some friends who are new to town suggested we get a group together to go to a large corn maze.  I had to let her know that in 2020, that ranch’s corn maze was covered on one end with pro-tRump signs, and if someone is going to make politics part of their business strategy, then it is also my right to avoid them if I don’t agree.  She fully agreed and the idea was dropped.

  293. 293.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 3:46 pm

    Shouldn’t they STFU and start voting Real Soon Now?

    Thread of newness? Too? (also ditto)

  294. 294.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    Ms Elise Stefanik, power-hungry apparatchik. “This Republican majority has exceeded all expectations.” Pro-McCarthy.

  295. 295.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:47 pm

    (She’s upstate NY.)

  296. 296.

    Martin

    October 3, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @Shalimar: His failures were all because of regulation.

  297. 297.

    scav

    October 3, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @smith: Shit, at this time, who would want Iowans?  Whole state is now the bottom tier. Even Missouri’s IQ would go down now if the border budged.

  298. 298.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 3:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yeah, Biden carried Mike Garcia’s 27th California CD. He’s the guy who won the special election to succeed Rep. Katie Hill. Garcia barely squeaked by in 2020. He won in the midterms by a few points and he’s a prime Democratic target for next year.

  299. 299.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    Gaetz: saying nanny nanny boo boo to Stefanik.

  300. 300.

    trollhattan

    October 3, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    Ag is by a yuge margin the largest water consumer in the state. California was the last state to manage our groundwater basins, and over-drafting ag concerns have until sometime in the 2030s to bring their practices into conformance with no further overdrafting of the aquifers.

    State Water Project contractors are mostly municipal, partly ag. They all pay the actual cost to deliver the water, so market rate for everybody. (The farther down the system, the higher the charge.)

    CVP federal water contractors are primarily ag and all pay subsidized rates, rates that are not easy to obtain by the curious public.

    If CVP contractors were forced to pay market rates the overuse issue would go away. Because winged monkeys will fly from my butt before the feds force market rates on the likes of Westlands Water District, the subsidies will continue and crazy things like millions of almond acres continue. Fact is they can also resell the water to, say, San Diego and pocket the difference.

    That’s a lot of words to say California has enough freshwater for our municipal needs. Should their Colorado River allocation  be cut back, Southern California will have problems  because SWP and CVP can’t supply enough by themselves–LA and their subcontractors use quite a lot.

    We’re considering switching over to Brawndo.

  301. 301.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Is twitter broken for everyone?  Or is it just me?

    Anybody who’s still tweeting over there, do you get likes from bots claiming to be looking for romance?

    ETA: Woohoo, #300!

  302. 302.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 3, 2023 at 3:50 pm

    @Jackie: He worked for the January 6 committee. She probably met him then.

  303. 303.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 3:51 pm

    @H.E.Wolf:

    Might could be. I’d love it if you’d look that up and report in! I’m busy liveblogging and correcting my typos on the fly. :)

    According to Axios, CA-27 was D +12.4 in 2020 and R +6.6 in 2022.

  304. 304.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @Alison Rose: Water: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

    Always helpful primer on the subject.

  305. 305.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: The Republican majority hasn’t exceeded my expectations and they real f***ing low, too.

  306. 306.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Wait, what do you mean “bots”?

  307. 307.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 3:52 pm

    @Anoniminous: too right!  These speeches sound like they were written by a chatbot, and I can’t imagine they’re going to affect a single vote.

  308. 308.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:53 pm

    Garret Graves, R-LA-06. Well-groomed. A well-preserved 50-ish. Pro-McCarthy on whatever grounds a well-dressed weasel would choose. Family and military blah de blah blah.

  309. 309.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:53 pm

    Gaetz again, now with moar racism. Ugh.

  310. 310.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:54 pm

    Gaetz has that “aggrieved entitlement” rage-face which I remember so well from Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing.

  311. 311.

    ...now I try to be amused

    October 3, 2023 at 3:55 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

     I don’t know enough about California farming to know if this is true or not, but I have read (here, I think) that California would be perfectly fine regarding water if only they banned the growing of alfafa and almonds, both of which require ridiculous amounts of irrigation.

    I feel a bit guilty because I love almonds. I could live without them, though.

  312. 312.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    Mr. Kelly Armstrong, R-ND-at large. Pro-McCarthy, or at any rate anti-Gaetz. His hands are trembling with agitation or nerves.

  313. 313.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    @Leto: I referenced this in the comment I was referring to.

  314. 314.

    japa21

    October 3, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I get those all the time.  Obviously, they haven’t checked my bio.

  315. 315.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 3:57 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Oh doy, I completely forgot Goldman was on The Committee!🤦🏼‍♀️

  316. 316.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 3:58 pm

    Delicious:

    The “live” roll call vote puts a little extra pressure on members, since the spotlight will be on. They cannot use a vote card to electronically record their position or wait until the last minute when the outcome is already decided. It adds to the seriousness of the event.

    Although “seriousness” is not the word I would use here.

    ETA LOLOL

    Democrats guffaw as Graves calls McCarthy “the greatest speaker in modern history.” Nancy Pelosi and a few others would like a word.

  317. 317.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 3, 2023 at 3:59 pm

    @RaflW: ​

    money is DJTs pain point.

    I’m not sure. DJT is very willing to spend other people’s money, and so far has been doing that to deal with stuff like fines. On the other hand, his PACs have spent so much on legal fees that he can see the bottom of the barrel, and the existence of his business empire is in doubt. He might be panicking.

  318. 318.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 4:00 pm

    Gaetz is now making his closing remarks. Those of his colleagues seated behind him (GOP, I think) are maintaining poker faces.

  319. 319.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:00 pm

    NBC news reporting McCarthy’s office is “reaching out to moderate Democrats” to vote to keep him as Speaker. Which must mean he has done the counting and know he is a goner​
     

    PRAISE JEEBUS!!!!!!!!!!! They are finally voting

  320. 320.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    @Alison Rose: ah, well there’s the sauce.

  321. 321.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    @CliosFanBoy:

    Apparently, there is a small College Democrats chapter at Liberty. From the news stories I saw about it*, they appear to be either African-American Protestant evangelicals or whites from the small liberal evangelical wing.

    But yeah, it puzzles me too.

     

    the “university” administration was not as accepting of them as they were the College republicans fascists.

    Can’t say I’m surprised. There’s a lot of “how can you possibly be a Christian and a Democrat?” bullshit amongst evangelicals.

  322. 322.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Taking a voice vote. Now taking a roll call vote. I’m going to go do errands.

  323. 323.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 4:01 pm

    Aaaand … here we go.

  324. 324.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @Alison Rose:

    Here’s a short video from NBC Bay Area.

    Watch: Laphonza Butler sworn in as Feinstein’s Senate replacement

  325. 325.

    rikyrah

    October 3, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @Leto:

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    That deal was a sham

  326. 326.

    smith

    October 3, 2023 at 4:02 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: I’d just like to say, thank you for your sacrifice in watching and, worse, listening to these meatheads so the rest of us can follow along.

  327. 327.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 3, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    @Geminid: ​@H.E.Wolf: The Republican majority hasn’t exceeded my expectations and they real f***ing low, too.
     Heh. Depends on what one expects. :)

    Heard the NM water-rights news earlier today and thought of (a) you and (b) Xochitl Torres-Small!

  328. 328.

    Leto

    October 3, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    And here comes the count.

  329. 329.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:03 pm

    @JWR: Thanks! Will watch after the roll call fun :P

  330. 330.

    Jackie

    October 3, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    Gaetz is figuratively blasting his AR at everyone. He’s not going to have any friends to save his ass if the Ethics Committee convicts him:

    NBC News reporter Garrett Haake tweeted: “Gaetz really burning down the House GOP around him. Responds to Jordan by saying oversight efforts – including their crown jewel Hunter Biden investigation – look like ‘failure theater.'”

  331. 331.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I think Rep. Goldman was counsel for the 1st Impeachment effort. I’m not sure he had a role with the J6 Committee. Former U.S. Attorney Tim Heaphy was counsel for Bennie Thompson’s committee.

  332. 332.

    Barry

    October 3, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    @Shalimar: “Trump already gave a deposition in this case.  How much worse could he fuck up his criminal cases than he already has?”

    Many, many, many hours on the witness stand pleading the Fifth for hundreds of questions.

  333. 333.

    rikyrah

    October 3, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    And they are too stupid to realize it.

     

    You see it.

    I see it.

     

    It’s glaring.

    They are in denial.

  334. 334.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:04 pm

    I’m hoping for more GOP chaos.

    And a Tbogg Unit.

  335. 335.

    tobie

    October 3, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    @JWR: Gosh, Butler’s swearing in is such a mood-lifter and palate-cleanser after the shit show in the House. Thank you for the link.

  336. 336.

    trollhattan

    October 3, 2023 at 4:05 pm

    @…now I try to be amused: We grow much of the planet’s almond supply. If we cut back 50% that would still be more than the US consumes.

    As to alfalfa, just how many horses are there?

  337. 337.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    @…now I try to be amused: Almonds as nuts are not the big problem (there is not a huge demand), it’s almonds as almond milk. You have to grow a lot of almonds to get a gallon of almond milk, using about 920 gallons of water to get there.

  338. 338.

    SFBayAreaGal

    October 3, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    @RaflW: Getting close to Tbogg level

  339. 339.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:06 pm

    @Anoniminous: I’m gonna guess the past hour of poo flinging didn’t sway the Problem Solvers or the Blue Dogs.

  340. 340.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    Motion to Change Clerk Roll Call Terms to “Yep” and “Nope”

  341. 341.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:07 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
     
    Not horses, dairy cows.

  342. 342.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    Whoa. Ken Buck (R-CO.04) votes yes. Qevin is screwed.

  343. 343.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Wait, what do you mean “bots”?

    They have handles like @Katelyn2540965 and are looking for love.  I get a ‘like’ from one of them with a different handle every time I tweet.

  344. 344.

    Citizen Alan

    October 3, 2023 at 4:09 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: Sigh. My new rep. Better than Trent Kelly, I suppose.

  345. 345.

    rikyrah

    October 3, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    @JoyceH:  I loved his pirate vibe 😁

  346. 346.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:10 pm

    @RaflW: ​
     
    McCarthy’s word doesn’t mean a damn thing. Death in a political negotiation.

  347. 347.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 4:11 pm

    @Geminid:

    He [Mike Garcia] won in the midterms by a few points and he’s a prime Democratic target for next year.

    I really hope the same person who twice ran and lost to him doesn’t try again.

  348. 348.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 4:11 pm

    I think that’s it — I think Gaetz is #5.

  349. 349.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:12 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I think Jim was being snarky :)

  350. 350.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:13 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
     Grown for cattle, goats and sheep too (and alpacas, vicunas, camels and all the rest). It’s a significant portion of what herbivores eat in winter in much of the country.

  351. 351.

    tobie

    October 3, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    Will Ukraine be able to get any aid? That’s the one looming question for me. Otherwise the Republicans can continue with their war of attrition against each other as far as I’m concerned.

  352. 352.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    @Old School:
    The original now-deleted post has already been copied elsewhere in RW social media space, so mission accomplished it Trump was intending death threats.
    e.g. this account, which copies Trumps Truth Social posts

  353. 353.

    jonas

    October 3, 2023 at 4:15 pm

    @Eolirin: Molinaro wants a shot at running for senator or governor again, so I think is trying to walk a fine line between not getting primaried and not saying/doing anything that would sink him politically at the state level. A different case is Brandon Williams over here in NY-22 who is in a (iirc) Biden +6 district (centered on Syracuse), but really hasn’t tried to put any daylight between himself and McCarthy. He made some noises early on about wanting George Santos to go away, but other than that, he’s been indistinguishable from any other MAGAt Congressman.

  354. 354.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:16 pm

    @Anoniminous: Ken Buck, a far right loon who has recently been presented as a moderate on TV*, voted to boot His Kevin

    *near as I can tell because he said he won’t vote for trump if he’s convicted of a felony, the piles of evidence and the civil liability for rape not being quite enough without that conviction

  355. 355.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Two nieces first chance to vote as well.  They both broke off from the family and Christianity so they are voting Democratic.  This is not allowed in the Filipino extended family because Jesus.

    One of them has quasi moved in.  She got into GW University and we came up with some bullshit excuse that as we lived closer she can just crash her if she wants.   She was also sexually abused by that horrible religion and while I haven’t told her what I went through I’ve hinted at it.  In the “you aren’t alone in this, it gets better and it gets worse, but if you want to talk I’m here and trust me I get it” manner.

    We have a bunch of computers here that clear 10k per so she loves it for her studies.

    The problem with her was getting over the boys issue.  I just sort of cleared the air and was blunt about it.  Me and your aunt were your age once so you aren’t fooling anyone.  We have dozens of friends in the area.  So if you want us to just not be here we can go to a friends and crash there.  Just be honest.  We don’t care.

    Amazingly that worked well enough we’ve met all the boyfriends she’s shopping about with.

  356. 356.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:17 pm

    did Jared Golden, “problem solver” of Maine, just vote with the Rs again?

  357. 357.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 4:18 pm

    @CarolPW:

    The vegans are going to come after you now.

  358. 358.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 3, 2023 at 4:18 pm

    Not with a bang, but with a whimper

  359. 359.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 3, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    @tobie: ​

    Will Ukraine be able to get any aid?

    I don’t see why it wouldn’t. This will shake itself long before that becomes an issue, even considering the absolutely absurd levels of dysfunction that are likely in picking a new Speaker. Getting aid for Ukraine hasn’t been difficult so far, because it has strong bipartisan support. That’s why Democrats gave it up on the CR. There was no need to fight over something they can get as a solo package when the tantrum winds down from sheer exhaustion.

  360. 360.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:19 pm

    @eversor:  Welcome, nieces.

  361. 361.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    @bbleh: At least 2 Dems (Pelosi and Bush) are absent, so it will take more than 5 Republicans.

  362. 362.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:22 pm

    You guys got me to stream C-Span.  This is kind of exciting.

  363. 363.

    Ramona

    October 3, 2023 at 4:24 pm

    I’m surprised that I too am finding it exciting…

  364. 364.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:25 pm

    Nancy Mace is the 7th Republican to vote to vacate.

    Buh.
    Bye.
    Kev.

  365. 365.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:25 pm

    @trollhattan: Plenty of hungry camels. Racing camel trainers probably swear by alfalfa from Arizona.

    I read that afalfa means “best fodder” in Arabic. I’m glad not many people knew that after the 9/11 attacks. If it they had,, we might be talking about “Freedom Fodder!”

  366. 366.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 4:26 pm

    @Shalimar: aren’t some Reps absent too?  I think there are 427 total present.  And I think with Mace there are 7 Rep yeses.  (Any dem noes yet?)

  367. 367.

    tobie

    October 3, 2023 at 4:27 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: You’ve thought this through, and also explained the strategy on the CR, so I’ll stick with your reassuring take.

  368. 368.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 4:27 pm

    @Bill Arnold:

    The original now-deleted post has already been copied elsewhere in RW social media space, so mission accomplished it Trump was intending death threats.

    That’s what I was wondering.  The judge issued a gag order, but is there any consequence to social media or Newsmax commentators continuing to name the clerk through the duration of the trial?

  369. 369.

    lee

    October 3, 2023 at 4:28 pm

    That might have been the deal to save his ass.

  370. 370.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 3, 2023 at 4:28 pm

    @RaflW: Mace voted to vacate? She’s supposed to be “moderate”, though she constantly tonguebathes Trump.

    I am surprised.

  371. 371.

    tobie

    October 3, 2023 at 4:28 pm

    @RaflW: i think Mace wants to be VP. That’s the only thing that can explain her transformation into a fire-breathing MAGAt in her 3 years in DC.

  372. 372.

    Tony G

    October 3, 2023 at 4:29 pm

    Good quote from Napoleon.  And then he invented that tasty pastry.

  373. 373.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:30 pm

    @tobie: I think she’s hoping to take either Lindsey or Scott’s place, sooner or later

  374. 374.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    Tee hee. WaPost:

    Photo of that absurd book from several years back:  Young Guns.  (They were Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy.)

    Headline:  The Future of the GOP is Now Its Past.

  375. 375.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    @Old School: Will they name her correctly?  Trump got her first name wrong and accused her of having an affair with Schumer.

  376. 376.

    Tony G

    October 3, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    @Geminid: Kids stopped trying to learn algebra after 911 also.   Actually, numbers are Arabic too.  Ignorance is strength.

  377. 377.

    C Stars

    October 3, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @CarolPW: It surprises me that almond milk is such a big business, as it’s a poor substitute for dairy compared to some of the other legume/grain “milks” that are on the market now.

  378. 378.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @JWR: Actually, that Democrat ran against Garcia three times, counting the special election. She lost the 2020 election by less than 400 votes, so I can’t blame her for running again, or blame district Democrats for favoring her in the primary either. But they are unlikely to pick her again even if she runs.

  379. 379.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:32 pm

    @bbleh: You have the total number right.  There are 2 seats open.  I don’t know the breakdown of the other 4 missing members.

    Looks like it won’t matter if there are already 7 Republican Yays though.

  380. 380.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    @C Stars: 

    And oat milk is better all round. I think almond got to market first as a big dairy replacement, though, and there are tons of processed goods, non-gluten foods, and low carb foods that rely on almond flour.

  381. 381.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    Marie Gluesencamp Perez votes to vacate

    Mary Peltola didn’t vote? I guess she’s not back yet after her husband’s death

    I thought I heard Jared Golden vote with the Rs, but no one’s on twitter calling for his head, so I’m guessing I mis-heard

  382. 382.

    WaterGirl

    October 3, 2023 at 4:34 pm

    @Jackie: He wasn’t on the Jan 6 Committee.  He was COUNSEL to the impeachment committee.

    edited

  383. 383.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    Rosendale votes against, the 8th Republican

  384. 384.

    bjacques

    October 3, 2023 at 4:35 pm

    Selah. Hunter S Thompson ended many of his rants that way.

  385. 385.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:36 pm

    @Shalimar: Rep. Peltola might be in Alaska still.

  386. 386.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:37 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Some D.C. punter said Mace was in the “YOLO caucus of one” so I think this all is befuddling to gop-whisperers, too.

  387. 387.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @RaflW: ​
     
    If the Dems hold together – that’s it. McCarthy is not only history he’s in the history books.

  388. 388.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    If this vote does remove McCarthy from the Speaker’s chair, it will be ever so fitting.

    He wanted nothing more in life than to be Speaker, and sold whatever was left of his soul (not that there was much) to get it. Note I don’t say whatever was left of his integrity, because I can’t remember “integrity” and “Kevin McCarthy” ever being said in the same breath.

    And now he may be the first Speaker of the House in US history to get booted from the position.

    So very fitting.

  389. 389.

    bbleh

    October 3, 2023 at 4:38 pm

    @Shalimar: I just read 4 Dems out, which suggests 2 Reps, leaving 219 Reps and 208 Dems, which would make 6 reps the magic number, assuming no Dems vote nay.  And I think there’s 8 now.

    I really never thought it would come to this.  What a sh!tshow.

  390. 390.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:39 pm

    Not gonna be a secret squeaker.

  391. 391.

    Splitting Image

    October 3, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    @Anoniminous:

    If the Dems hold together – that’s it. McCarthy is not only history he’s in the history books.

    Damn. I hate seeing bad things happen to good people.

    That’s why I’m enjoying this immensely.

  392. 392.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 3, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    some buffoon just shouted out “somebody pull the fire alarm!”

  393. 393.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:40 pm

    @Elizabelle: Yeah.  He isn’t even close.

    6 who are there apparently haven’t voted.

  394. 394.

    lee

    October 3, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    It looks like McCarthy is out, correct?

  395. 395.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @C Stars: ​
     Used to be that Blue Diamond Almonds was considered to have made the almond industry profitable by developing flavored nuts (memory says about 1970ish?). Before then the market was pretty small. The increase almond acreage from then to now is pretty amazing. On the other hand, olive trees (for cured olives or oil) are pretty thrifty water users.

  396. 396.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 4:41 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I thought it was “Nobody pull the fire alarm!”

  397. 397.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:42 pm

    One of those sides of the aisle looks way different from the other.  A lot of Dem women in green today, it seemed.

  398. 398.

    Yarrow

    October 3, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    I’m just now getting to check on any of this. They’re voting now to oust McCarthy? We live in crazy times.

  399. 399.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @bbleh:

    They were always going to fuck that wood chipper.

  400. 400.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 3, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    So that’s that?

  401. 401.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    @lee: 216 to 206.

    He’s done. We’re in lala land.

  402. 402.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: The Blue Dogs voting with the Republican majority could be doing this on instructions from their leadership. This will come out in reporting after this vote is decided.

    I can just see Pete Aguilar signaling the last, deciding Democratic Representives which way to vote, tapping his right elbow and then his nose like a third base coach signaling a hit-and-run play.

  403. 403.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 3, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    Womp-womp

  404. 404.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    So Pelosi isn’t voting?

  405. 405.

    Jeffro

    October 3, 2023 at 4:44 pm

    @RaflW:throwing [trump] in the cooler is [for violating the gag order], while fun to contemplate for how he’d be personally immiserated, would give him a martyr status he absolutely does not deserve.

    I hear you but he’s already the MAGA mob’s ultimate martyr.  Orange Jesus made flesh (and lots of it), here on Earth.

    Let’s try it and see how it shakes out.  =)

  406. 406.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Luna.  Short for Lunatic.  (Florida, natch.). Not there; not voting.

    Pelosi, Peltola.  Not there.  Both for sad reasons. (Less so for Pelosi.  90 is a good run for DiFi.)

  407. 407.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    @bbleh: Gooden and Luna seem to have been the 2 Republicans.  Might have been one more.

  408. 408.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    @Shalimar: At least 2 Dems (Pelosi and Bush) are absent,

    Drama demands that the vote be apparently over and exactly tied, and at that moment Pelosi walks into the chamber and says, “Well, Kevin?”

  409. 409.

    Mike in NC

    October 3, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    Qevin McQuarthy should start drinking heavily tonight. They don’t even like him much in shitty Bakersfield.

  410. 410.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    @RaflW:

    He’s done. We’re in lala land.

    Some front pager please start a fresh thread with this title.

  411. 411.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    @Geminid: That she only lost by 400 votes might seem like a case for running again, but someone in this thread mentioned that CA-27 is solid Biden country, so I’d say nope to a third fourth try.

  412. 412.

    Shalimar

    October 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    @Old School: Pelosi is in California for Feinstein’s funeral.

  413. 413.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    BAHAHAHAHA

  414. 414.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    Who is presiding?

  415. 415.

    Yarrow

    October 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    Wow! Office of Speaker of the House is officially declared vacant.

  416. 416.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    @Old School:

    Surprised she didn’t designate a proxy. She’s in SF for Dianne Feinstein’s funeral.

    ETA: Similarly with Peltola, who is still grieving her husband.

  417. 417.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    216 to 210 — Bye-Bye McCarthy

  418. 418.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm

    McCarthy is a lying schmuck who cannot be trusted.  But somehow, I feel a tiny bit sad for the guy.  What a public smackdown.  Gaetz claims his scalp.

    Patrick T. McHenry.  Lucky us.  Mr. Bowtie.

  419. 419.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @Shalimar: @SiubhanDuinne:

    Ahhh.  Thanks!

  420. 420.

    coin operated

    October 3, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @RaflW:

    And throwing him in the cooler is, while fun to contemplate for how he’d be personally immiserated, would give him a martyr status he absolutely does not deserve.

    Like his martyr status isn’t high enough already? Screw that…I’d pay good money to see him remanded and his cell phone confiscated.  We could all use the peace and quiet about now

    @Jeffro…GMTA

  421. 421.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    McCarthy: “You don’t know me, and you don’t like me…”

    Bakersfield resident: “Yes and yes.”

  422. 422.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    This dude speaking looks like a librarian in a movie adaptation of a middle-grade fantasy novel.

  423. 423.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 3, 2023 at 4:48 pm

    @Yarrow:

    We live in strange times.

  424. 424.

    Old School

    October 3, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    Patrick McHenry (R-NC) will be Speaker pro tempore per MSNBC.

  425. 425.

    Anoniminous

    October 3, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: ​
     

    Have to be Present and Voting, no proxies allowed.

    IIRC

  426. 426.

    zhena gogolia

    October 3, 2023 at 4:49 pm

    @CaseyL: How’s rice milk? That’s the one I use. I tried oat milk, but it went bad too quickly. They don’t seem to sell it in small containers.

  427. 427.

    BretH

    October 3, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    It is done. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    I would be surprised if Pelosi didn’t pretty much know the outcome, give or take a vote or 2, so didn’t need a proxy.

  428. 428.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    @JWR: My guess is that there won’t be a fourth try. District Democrats will be moving on.

  429. 429.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 3, 2023 at 4:50 pm

    So Gaetz got McCarty thrown with the Democrats’ help.  ROLF

  430. 430.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 3, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    😛

  431. 431.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    These fucking idiots.

  432. 432.

    Righteous Hazard

    October 3, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    @eversor:They were always going to fuck that wood chipper.

    That is a keeper

  433. 433.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 4:51 pm

    McHenry sounds like a garden variety Republican dick, but:

    McHenry did not join the majority of Republican members of Congress who sided with the Trump campaign’s attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election. He voted in favor of certifying both Arizona’s and Pennsylvania’s votes in the 2021 United States Electoral College vote count.

    So that’s something.

  434. 434.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    @zhena gogolia: So sorry, but I don’t know. Never had any.

  435. 435.

    Geminid

    October 3, 2023 at 4:54 pm

    @Elizabelle: I might feel a little sad too if that schmuck hadn’t run Representative Omar off the Foreign Relations Committee. As they say, “What goes around, comes around.”

  436. 436.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 3, 2023 at 4:54 pm

    @Shalimar: She had a choice, attend Feinstein’s funeral or McCarthy’s funeral

  437. 437.

    Ken

    October 3, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    @Geminid: I’m petty. I want to see the pictures of him carrying his boxes out of the Speaker’s office

    Also, my Google skills are failing me. I knew McCarthy wouldn’t have the shortest term in office — it would be hard to displace Theodore Pomeroy — but I’m unable to find a list of speakers by length of term.

  438. 438.

    Yarrow

    October 3, 2023 at 4:55 pm

    Looks like no one voted Present. Everyone picked a side. Heh.

  439. 439.

    JWR

    October 3, 2023 at 4:57 pm

    Okay, so if I’ve got this right, (and I doubt that), the Dems aren’t gonna give McCarthy his Speakership for now, but might crossover to support him if or when he runs again? Heh! Haile Jackson of NBC just said that the Dems are gonna let McCarthy sleep in the bed he himself made. Sweet dreams, MyKevin.

  440. 440.

    CaseyL

    October 3, 2023 at 4:57 pm

    New thread up!

  441. 441.

    Elisabeth Albert

    October 3, 2023 at 5:01 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Horses don’t eat alfalfa, they eat timothy grass. Cows eat alfalfa, so if California doesn’t grow alfalfa, it will have a large impact on their dairy industry.

  442. 442.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 5:02 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Rice takes stupid amounts of water to grow, but in the Central Valley of California is mostly grown in the flood plains. Unless there is a drought there are enough flooded areas to grow a reasonable rice crop, and in a reasonable rain year they get a good crop. It is generally (in central California) not irrigated but gets its water from surface runoff and diversion from the rivers as flood control. A lot of the rice-growing area is also in the flyway so it’s good for the waterbirds too.​

  443. 443.

    trollhattan

    October 3, 2023 at 5:03 pm

    Bored, so looked up more almond stuff.

    The USDA measures almonds by meat pounds, as in

    California’s 2023 almond production is forecast at 2.60 billion meat
    pounds, up 4% from May’s subjective forecast and 1% higher than last
    year’s crop of 2.57 billion meat pounds. The forecast is based on 1.38
    million bearing acres. Production for the Nonpareil variety is forecast at
    1.10 billion meat pounds, 10% above last year’s deliveries of 1.00 billion
    meat pounds. The Nonpareil variety represents 42% of California’s total
    almond production.

    How fun is that? US seems to produce about 2 million metric tons/year with Spain in second at 200k tons and Iran at 150k. I’ll convert to meat pounds another day.

    What catches my eye is while California almond acreage and  production are up, the crop value has dropped. i.e., the 2022 crop of 1.16 metric tons from 1.35 million acres earned $3.5 billion @ $1.40/ pound. The 2014 crop of 0.85 metric tons from 0.93 million acres earned $6.4 billion @ $4.00/pound. (1991 there were 405k acres of almonds.)

    FOMO is a huge factor in ag and it seems the rush to rip out old orchards or convert from row crops, to plant almonds has been vastly oversold and the promised profits have left the barn. I understand the labor to raise almonds is low, so that’s a factor, too.

    What’s the next fad? Kale?

  444. 444.

    CarolPW

    October 3, 2023 at 5:07 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
     I think kale came and went already.

  445. 445.

    Ealbert

    October 3, 2023 at 5:08 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Horses don’t eat alfalfa, they eat timothy grass. Cows eat alfalfa, so if California doesn’t grow alfalfa, it will have a large impact on their dairy industry.

  446. 446.

    trollhattan

    October 3, 2023 at 5:09 pm

    @CarolPW: Here’s hoping it stays went!

  447. 447.

    Tony Jay

    October 3, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    Is Kevin going to disappear under his desk, emerge wearing a false moustache and holding a signed super-secret letter introducing him as ‘Mark Cenvicthy’, interim Speaker until such a time as a replacement is elected who you wouldn’t know because he’s from a new district on the Canadian border?

    Worth a shot.

  448. 448.

    zhena gogolia

    October 3, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    @CaseyL: Oh, I meant environmentally. I use it on my cereal and I like it.

  449. 449.

    zhena gogolia

    October 3, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    @CarolPW: Thanks.

  450. 450.

    RaflW

    October 3, 2023 at 5:13 pm

    I did not expect this:

    @maxpcohen
    “If you promise women you’re going to help them, you damn better well do it,” Nancy Mace says.
    Says she’s frustrated no votes were scheduled on increasing access to birth control

    Meanwhile, a virtually-secret society (with a purported membership of about 40) has threatened Mace’s participation in their little club of do-nothings:

    @AndrewSolender
    The center-right Republican Governance Group is already talking about kicking out Rep. Nancy Mace after she voted to remove McCarthy, per a member in the group.

  451. 451.

    Fair Economist

    October 3, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    @Ken:

    Nothing says “U. S. Congress” like making a rule requiring a secret Speaker, but not bothering to define what that person can and cannot do.

    Excuse me, nothing says *Republican controlled House* like making a rule requiring a secret Speaker, but not bothering to define what that person can and cannot do.

    Cause that kind of garbage would NEVER have happened under Pelosi (or Jeffries).

  452. 452.

    eversor

    October 3, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    They all suck and are more problematic than milk in odd ways.  If you are going to give up milk, just give it up.  Don’t try fake around it.

  453. 453.

    Bill Arnold

    October 3, 2023 at 5:25 pm

    @H.E.Wolf:

    Racism is the new lapel flag pin for the GOP.

    They should just go all the way and wear double-lightning-bolt lapel pins. In tasteful red-white-and-blue, of course.

  454. 454.

    Cameron

    October 3, 2023 at 5:29 pm

    @Old School: Oh.  I guess Benjamin McFranklin got lost in the shuffle.

  455. 455.

    Tony Jay

    October 3, 2023 at 5:32 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    If he had any kind of wit about him Kevin would have drafted a Secret Speaker rule with only two clauses and leaked the news that they were –

    a) interim post to maintain all powers and privileges of elected Speaker until such a time as The House has voted to confirm a replacement.

    b) only current elected Representatives who have previously held the post of elected Speaker are qualified to serve as interim Speaker.

    That would have cut Gaetz off at the balls.

  456. 456.

    Elizabelle

    October 3, 2023 at 5:58 pm

    @David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch:

    [Nancy Pelosi] had a choice, attend Feinstein’s funeral or McCarthy’s funeral

    LOL!  She chose well.  As usual.

  457. 457.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 3, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I use lactose free skim milk. It makes tea ( loose tea ) taste weird though.

  458. 458.

    Kayla Rudbek

    October 3, 2023 at 6:01 pm

    @C Stars: The almond milk generally is supplemented with calcium and oat milk is generally not supplemented with calcium. I tend to buy nondairy milk based on calcium content and low sugar content so often the almond milk wins.

  459. 459.

    Alison Rose

    October 3, 2023 at 6:05 pm

    I solve the “which milk” issue by not drinking any kind of milk because it is all gross.

  460. 460.

    Jim Appleton

    October 3, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    Um

    Tbogg is looming here …

  461. 461.

    Mai Naem mobile

    October 3, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    @Leto: the water ranch stuff has been going on in Arizona for decades but it used to be just the Metro Phoenix cities buying up land for water rights down the road. The Saudi thing has been going on for years. One of the big problems in AZ is that a lot of city/local/County elected positions are held by developer or developer adjacent business people who don’t care about the future of the state. They just want to make a quick buck. I heard the Saudi stuff years ago on NPR. I’ve never understood why AZ didn’t learn any lessons from California and California has made some awful mistakes in water management.  We only just started collecting rain water because in the desert it evaporates quickly and so its just wasted if it’s not collected. This should have been done years ago.

  462. 462.

    Chris Johnson

    October 3, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    @Jim Appleton: Qevin ain’t worth a TBogg.

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