What could possibly make the House GOP more dysfunctional than it is at present? Well, this:
I bet McHenry’s landing gear retracted fully into the old fuselage when he read that!
***
Speaking of lumpish Trumps, Lara, who is married to one of the dumb adult Trump sons, released a cover of “I Won’t Back Down” less than a week ago and then appeared on Hannity’s show last night to complain about the lack of attention:
“My song was released last Friday, and let me just say I’m not trying to make a career out of this—I do not fancy myself the next Whitney Houston,” Trump said. She went on to say: “This is the kind of treatment that I think conservatives are used to. We’re used to being censored. We’re used to being shadow-banned.”
Alternative theory: No one is listening because Lara Trump’s whiny, auto-tuned voice on that track is more annoying than if Fran Drescher and the late Gilbert Gottfried had attempted a duet version of Minnie Riperton’s “Loving You.”
The Trump wife’s cover is an insult to the memory of our scruffy Florida boy Tom Petty, and Lara Trump should find another hobby, like teaching her idiot husband to smile without displaying such an alarming acreage of gum tissue.
***
Speaking of lumpish chumps, you’ll be shocked to learn that self-declared Speaker candidate Jim Jordan doesn’t know what to do about the motion to vacate rule that Gaetz used to depose McCarthy:
Jordan would not commit to changing the rule, but said he would if that’s what his conference wanted.
“That’s the only way it gets done if that’s what the conference wants,” he said.
Fox & Friends co-anchor Brian Kilmeade returned to the question later and said he was shocked Jordan would not commit to a reform, telling him it’s “impossible” to keep more than 200 people happy.
“It is what it is … we have to figure that out,” Jordan said.
At least one member of the GOP caucus says he won’t vote for anyone who doesn’t commit to getting rid of that rule, and the eight Repubs who kicked McCarthy to the curb probably want to hang onto the option. Maybe it would be best for the country if Repubs leave the rule in place and take turns kicking each other out after short stints in the Speaker’s chair.
Open thread.
Butch
No one is paying attention to my collection of arias from famous operas, either. It couldn’t possibly be that I have no talent; nah, I’m being canceled. That’s it.
bbleh
Maybe it would be best for the country if Repubs leave the rule in place and take turns kicking each other out after short stints in the Speaker’s chair.
How ’bout if they just take turns kicking each other period? They could fundraise off it!
Suzanne
If ever there was a time for the Michael-Jackson-eating-popcorn meme, it is now.
Alison Rose
If she isn’t trying to sell the song but only putting it on streaming services, I’m not sure if any permission or license was needed, but if there is even a sliver of a chance she did something wrong, I really hope Petty’s estate tells her to pound sand. As they said when TIFG used the song at a rally or whatever, there is no way in hell Petty would have been okay with racist ass pieces of shit using his music.
Suzanne
@bbleh:
I can get behind this.
I love how much some of them hate each other. Markwayne Mullin talking shit about Matt Gaetz snorting ED meds and then drinking Red Bull made me laugh. And then gag. And then laugh some more.
Chris
They really have no idea how much pop culture bends over backwards to accommodate their fee-fees, do they.
cain
Jim Jordan is going to be busy fucking around and finding out. I don’t think the non-8 members of freedom caucus are going to vote out the next speaker – even they are not that stupid. Or maybe they are – I could see Gaetz doing that – but Jim is a friend I reckon.
Jim is going to do nothing but clown show investigations – and denying any Democratic bill to come to the floor.
Alison Rose
An interview Petty did with Rolling Stone in 2015 about his use of the confederate flag back in the mid 80s. I really appreciated how open and honest he was here, and how he explains how it happened without excusing it. (It’s paywalled so I c/p’ed from a bypass.)
Mike in Pasadena
Trump’s lawyers have asked for delay in the Mar a Lardo documents trial date to Late November 2024 ’cause they have to be in two places at once, in Miami to review docs and in trial in DC for the 2021 coup case. Answer: your client is a billionaire, remember? Hire more lawyers. Or, find a client who doesn’t commit so many crimes.
Realworldrj
Lara Trump is 100% going to attend a NFL game this weekend and then complain that the camera didn’t pan to her at any point during the game. Damn you Fox News and the woke NFL caneramen!!
Mike in NC
“Me, your FAVORITE Putin-fellating treasonous wannabe dictator ex-president”. Too bad that won’t fit on a bumper sticker.
Jinchi
With the House in recess, this really is the perfect moment for George Santos to steal the gavel and insist he’s been elected speaker in a secret ballot.
RaflW
The MTV rule can be the fig leaf Dems offer to patch things up*. Because it’s not that difficult a vote, and while it’s sort of fun to speculate about an endless revolving door of ex-Speakers, it’s just too exhausting for our shabby, frayed semi-democracy.
So, let the Gaetz-8 (or the 11 who voted not to table) press Nay on re-writing the rule, and have a reasonable number of the Dems help out (Jeffries could have his whips figure out the margin, +1 to be sure, and go with that as a warning to the GOP that Dems will help, but not gonna just take the whole bucket of water over the finish line).
*Knowing full well that the GOP will backstab at the first opportunity after the seating of a new speaker. But that’s coming either way.
RaflW
@Mike in Pasadena: Trump kind of blew that argument this week. He has tried to avoid appearance in a civil suit by arguing he’s needed in court in N.Y. all week. Then he left town after just three days.
Word is, Cohen is going to the judge in his civil case to try to sanction or compel Trump since he functionally lied to that judge.
BretH
@Jinchi: George Santos has already claimed he’s Speaker (maybe) so not a stretch.
Ken
In other odds and ends — definitely odd, and perhaps a step to an end — Nancy Marks, the former campaign treasurer for Rep. George Santos, will plead guilty to a felony charge. I’m not finding the details of the charge, but it’s related to the ongoing investigation of Santos’s campaign finances.
waspuppet
Actually, it would be better for the country if about 10 of the Republicans who claim they’re moderates either switched to the Democratic Party and made Hakeem Jeffries speaker, or remained republicans and voted for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.
But of course no DC political reporter will ever opine that, or ask about it. After all, we went:
in less than a week, and our media stars are actively trying to make sure people don’t see that.
As for Lara Trump, does she realize — no, of course she doesn’t realize, why am I asking — that you can’t just upload a song and have millions of streams. Then again, she gets to go on Hannity and tell people her song is out there, which actual musicians don’t get to do.
zhena gogolia
Oh, Betty, I want to marry you!
Chris
@Alison Rose:
The Confederate flag long ago stopped being a Southern icon and turned into a general white supremacist one. Kind of like how the Ku Klux Klan might have started as a regional movement of disgruntled secessionists, but by the time it was revived in the 1920s it was a nationwide movement of for all-purpose bigotry and xenophobia.
Betty
Yikes! The thought of that version of “Loving You” gave me an instant headache. What a vivid image.
Edited to fix typo.
Philbert
House rules say anyone iunder felony indictment shall step down as Speaker.
But rules, schmools I betcha.
RUnning the House would be way too much like work for Trump, but he could as usual take an ax to yet another civilized convention.
hueyplong
Villago Delenda Est
Betty, you slay me.
Alison Rose
@Chris: Well sure, and he obviously knew that. He was just making a joke about someone not from the south going so hard over this. A few years ago, some assholes showed up to a Veterans’ Day parade in Petaluma, in the northern Bay Area, with confederate flags. California was very much not part of the confederacy, so while I understood that they were using it as a symbol of their bigotry, I also had fun pointing out how fucking dumb they looked.
Villago Delenda Est
@Chris: German neo-Nazis use it as a substitute for the Hackenkreuz, which is banned in Germany.
dmsilev
I think a motion to “Stuff Matt Gaetz into a barrel and toss it into the Potomac” would pass the House with roughly 400 votes in favor. Can’t we as a nation come together in the spirit of bipartisanship and do this thing?
cain
@Philbert: He couldn’t do it – he’ll instead be asking the caucus to do things for him and then get pissy when they can’t pass it.
He’d destroy them.
Ken
@dmsilev: Makes me want to break into the chorus of Tom Lehrer’s “National Brotherhood Week”.
Chris
@Alison Rose:
The other thing about this is that any time a region in the South stops embodying this kind of racism, it automatically gets labeled “not the South.”
Captain C
You know there are hipsters who would seek that out and claim to only like it ironically.
Roger Moore
@Alison Rose:
I looked up the law on compulsory licensing, and it sounds as if as long as she didn’t change the lyrics or melody, she doesn’t need any kind of permission to re-record the song.
MisterDancer
@Alison Rose: @Mike in Pasadena: I’ve been thinking a lot, recently on how the reactions to what Tom Petty raises at the end of this piece, about the bigotry in our Justice System, isn’t getting tied enough to how people talk about Trump’s treatment in these legal situations.
In the back of my head, it’s been a drumbeat of “why are you complaining about the DoJ ‘being slow’? How can you not see the echoes of what so many marched about, just a few years ago?” I mean, I know why the disconnect, don’t get my rhetorical question wrong! But it’s at the core of the moment, and my thinking.
It’s another thing I’m just churning on, I don’t have enough to make it coherent as a piece, but y’all posting right next to each other raised it back up in my mind :)
piratedan
the follow up single should naturally be a cover of Melanie’s Brand New Key
Salty Sam
Betty, you’ve outdone yourself…
cain
@Jinchi:
Someone should call his office and encourage this. He’d be dumb enough to do it. He’ll lie about his credentials – TRACA – The Republicans Are Clown Assholes
Roger Moore
@Chris:
Conservative:privilege :: fish:water. They’re so used to being treated as special that they freak out when someone treats them as equal.
Alison Rose
@Roger Moore: Normally I’d think that was fine, but in this case, I wish it were different, LOL.
MomSense
@Butch:
Such a fucking petty and arrogant grievance. Seriously did she think her cover of that song was going to go straight to the top of the charts?
How inflated are all the trump egos?
Jeffro
I need y’all to settle a bet for me – which outcome is more likely, once trump is convicted (doesn’t matter which trial), loses his appeals, and realizes he’s really going to spend time behind bars:
(please note I said “more likely”, not “likely”)
Salty Sam
oops- spoke too soon at #34…
Dangerman
Second favorite Seinfeld moment. Shrinkage.
First being the bet. You know the one.
Alison Rose
@MomSense: This inflated.
Alison Rose
@Jeffro: I’d go for #1. Because TIFG may be a stupid motherfucker, but even he knows that a lot of those people would have him offed within 24 hours of his singing.
MisterDancer
@Jeffro: Flipping. He’s a moral coward used to what America offers him.
Steeplejack
Speaking of Patrick McHenry, a Nitter take on his big gavel moment.
Ocotillo
@Captain C: Oh, like Trump doing a version of MacArthur Park ala Richard Harris
moonbat
@Jeffro: I want to say 1. is more likely simply because the idea of having him far away from these United States and our stenographer media that keeps throwing his words and image around everywhere would be a blessing beyond anything.
Plus the reality show drama of him doddering around in his lift shoes looking for a good hamberder while trying to evade capture and extradition would make his Apprentice show ratings pale in comparison. lol
They could call it The New Fugitive!!
Roger Moore
@Jeffro:
I could totally see Trump fleeing the country and claiming to the the legitimate president in exile. I could also see someone like Putin helping him in order to cause more chaos here in the US.
Captain C
@Jeffro: How about, in sequence first 1) and then 2), followed by “Please take my offer! The Big Macs here taste like bitter almonds…”
jonas
@Mike in Pasadena: “Your honor, the scope, depth, and duration of my client’s crimes make it really impossible for one person, or even dozens, to truly wrap their head around all the evidence the prosecution has delivered to us…”
NutmegAgain
” if Fran Drescher and the late Gilbert Gottfried had attempted a duet version of Minnie Riperton’s “Loving You.””
Brilliant!
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@Jeffro: #2 will never happen. Putin has probably had more than one conversation scaring the shit out of him.
I do seem him exploring foreign residence. He probably already has some of his legal team exploring extradition laws around the world.
Being a not-billionaire after the Letitia James civil lawsuit may make him a less desirable immigrant to some of those places though.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@NutmegAgain: I find myself morbidly curious whether AI is already capable of producing that recording.
BretH
@Steeplejack: Worth the price of admission!
Ken
@jonas: “Your honor, when my client embarked on his tri-state murder spree, he did not realize that he would have to appear in court in all three states, in addition to Federal court. He is simply swamped and requests the trial be delayed a few years.”
robmassing
Lara needs more street:
https://youtu.be/yRdek5dGYvc?si=dZKgYTu9WjvVYrCq
mrmoshpotato
And you give this away for free. Bless you.
Pointing that out is uncalled for. Also, eewww! :)
HumboldtBlue
If… if… if this hasn’t been posted yet, here’s Lara Trump’s warbling.
Don’t blame me!
JoyceH
Personal stuff. Today I’m driving up to Dulles to overnight there and fly to London tomorrow. I expected to be on the road by now. Yet here I sit.
Because – yesterday sewage showed up in my bathtub! The plumbers were supposed to be here at 10 but got called to an emergency and now I’m told they’ll be here “within the hour”. Do I look stressed? Because I’m stressed!
Steeplejack
Midday respite lunch break: it’s Fat Bear Week!
p.a.
Open thread so: went to auto parts store for oil (14 yr old car so I now have to pay attention) and saw 0W20. Thought it was a misprint! Nope. Parts guy says some new cars use it, and some new Toyotas recommend 0W16. Parts guy said he thought on taking his first delivery, “is this stuff for sewing machines?!?”
Tony Jay
Trumpwife Beta#1 expected a tidal-wave of Based Stans to ‘Sound of Freedom’ her quacktrocity to the top of the popular music charts (I’m down with the younglings) but it didn’t happen. Whining about it on Spongeball Squarehead’s show is just her playing the victimitude card in the hope that someone else will pay for a social media campaign to prompt Ma & Pa White-Panic into protest streaming it into a Wingnut Anthem..
I mean, that’s what I’d do, if I was a creature of their species.
Alison Rose
@JoyceH: Oh no! What a crummy situation all around. I hope they show up in time for you to make your flight.
Baud
Captain C
@Ocotillo: Oh, lord, that would be the B-side of the combo 7″ single.
Dorothy A. Winsor
@JoyceH: Oh lord. I’m sorry.
JaySinWA
@MomSense: Wingnut books go to the top of the charts regularly, by hook and by crook. So she probably figured a song should do the same. But the infrastructure for RW song chicanery isn’t in place yet although they seem to be working on it.
JoyceH
@Alison Rose: Well, my flight is tomorrow so I’m not too worried about that. But I pictured my first leg up to DC being a lot more leisurely and calm. Still got to get Jazzy to the boarding kennel. Something is obviously up with the septic system. Can’t be a full tank since it was pumped recently.
Dangerman
@HumboldtBlue: I’m calling shenanigans (Announcer in the background: Shenanigans HAVE been called). That is the worst POS cover I have heard of any song ever (Full Disclosure: I made it about 10 seconds before I said FTS so maybe I missed something).
Baud
Yet you continue to complain about it.
Anoniminous
@Steeplejack:
One of the offshoots from being an ally for so many decades is the slightly orthogonal relationship with sign and meaning in a discourse. To wit, Fat Bear Week.
Pink Tie
@HumboldtBlue: that is truly awful… I wasn’t expecting her to add the weird, fake country twang. Maybe she should try out for the Deplorable Choir.
trollhattan
When Barron begins demanding we address him as “your lordship” then we will have arrived at Trumpflation Apogee.
Ramalama
@Salty Sam: Seconded or thirded. I mean, BRAVA, Betty. +2 for landing gear.
Alison Rose
@JoyceH: Ahh okay. Fingers crossed they can get it sorted out reasonably quickly.
Jackie
What could possibly go wrong? Secondly, TIFG has to be invited by the Speaker of the House, correct? Does McHenry have the authority as Temp?
MisterDancer
A couple of music people I follow have noticed with “interest” the rise in RW-leaning music out of the Country side of the house. There’s a running theory that we’re seeing AstroTurfing around stuff like Spotify “bots”, along with the same mechanisms used to bulk-buy RW books, being used to push those songs up on charts. That drives Fox News to “notice” and give the songs airtime, that helps push more mainstream media to engage, etc.
In fact, a theory I have is that this woman thought those songs got up on the charts “naturally,” and is finding out that, unless you’re part of a campaign, it ain’t gonna happen for you.
Alison Rose
@Dangerman: I refuse to listen. I was a massive TPHB fan from childhood and don’t want to pollute my brain with her shitty version of one of his songs.
MisterDancer
If it’s a formal address to the entire House, yes. This is not that, and he can, in theory, “drop in” anytime, and I’m sure someone ‘ll open their office to him for a session…sadly.
Ramalama
I would personally like to slap Whitney Houston’s name out of her mouth, but will just settle for yelling out “TONE DEAF” at volume 11.
Ruckus
@Mike in Pasadena:
Those might be the only lawyers that will work for him.
Or the only ones that will work for what he can pay them in advance. Because they sure aren’t going to bill him and wait to be possibly paid possibly sometime.
Dangerman
@MisterDancer: That rendition is like bad karaoke. It’s like buying sushi at the corner gas station. You’re guaranteed an unhappy ending.
Steeplejack
@Anoniminous:
😹
Jackie
@HumboldtBlue: Nope. Not gonna click. 🙉🙉
Bill Arnold
@RaflW:
With nothing in return?
I could see this, maybe, if the trade was something substantial, e.g. eliminating the Hastert Rule and allowing any legislation with support of a majority of House members to the floor, with a written compromise agreement read aloud during prime time on Fox News.
More rational would be a push for a caretaker speaker, who agrees to a set of compromise rules. The Republicans would still have a majority, if they managed perfect voting discipline.
montanareddog
@Dangerman: It reminds me of the old gag, “She has Van Gogh’s ear for music”
Geminid
@MisterDancer: It sounds like Trump wants to address the Republican Caucus, That’s the last thing they need roght now, but it’s gonna be hard to turn him down.
This shits’s spiraling out of control.
trollhattan
@p.a.: For a simple fluid engine oil is absurdly complicated and I can’t follow it all on account of not being a chemical engineer.
The low viscosities are I believe required for meeting mileage efficiency requirements and I think are also more protective at startup, since they don’t need to be hot to do their jobs. Moreso in winter.
Something, something, shear resistance can be achieved at lower viscosities now, where you might have needed 30 or 40WT before. Expect only synth oils can do this.
Back when I was still changing my own url I’d use 0W40 formulated for turbodiesels, on account of having turbocharged cars. They’re hard on oil. Having a hard time wrapping my head around 0W16. Found this reference from 5 years ago.
Frankly, this odd topic is much more rewarding than anything Trump.
HumboldtBlue
If Lara Trump’s pathetic attempt to sing an iconic song was bad, Rudy Giuliani pretending he’s a person people take seriously is pretty bad as well.
HumboldtBlue
@Steeplejack:
Hahahahahahaha
WaterGirl
@JoyceH: Oh my gosh, my head would be exploding. Needing to be in two places at once – each for something the must happen – makes me feel like my head will explode.
Maddening. Hope your plumbers get there soon.
eclare
@Dangerman:
Love that episode where they go to the Hamptons, and the woman walks in on George (of course)!
JaySinWA
@MisterDancer: Apparently the “Try that in a small town” guy was mistaken for being part of the club.
WaterGirl
@Geminid: I bet they all leave town.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
@HumboldtBlue: Sure, Rudy… it’s the President’s fault that your drunken, indicted ass has lost so many clients.
eclare
@JoyceH:
Oh no! Best wishes the plumbers get there soon!
Jackie
Great news for Alabama Democrats!
Another Dem seat for the House! And, more importantly, one less GQP!😁
Chris T.
@JoyceH:
Pretty common problem actually: the ground-floor bathroom bathtub tends to be the lowest (visible) drain in the house, so any clog in the outgoing sewer line, such as tree root intrusion, makes the line back up into the house, which shows up first at the tub.
Clearing out the line fixes it. Be sure to clean the tub with a bleach-based cleanser to kill off any nasty stuff from the sewage.
If it’s root intrusion, which it was in my case, it will tend to recur every year or two until you finally give in and have the house’s sewer line replaced (which in my case wasn’t until I was selling it…).
Edit: you mentioned septic, which doesn’t really change the diagnosis other than “first check the septic tank” (but you did).
JaySinWA
@WaterGirl: Not if they know what’s “good” for them. Donny talking to an empty chamber would be a vendetta launching event.
Cameron
@moonbat: I can see him racing ahead of his pursuers in his golf cart. The drama!
Brachiator
@Roger Moore:
Trump could claim whatever he wanted. We don’t do presidents in exile.
Putin has got his hands full right now. And the GOP is causing chaos without need for much help.
ETA. The House doesn’t get together again until Wednesday. What will the political media do until then?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Larry David wishes he had had you in the writer’s room for the famous “shrinkage” episode”
Ruckus
@MisterDancer:
It is rather complicated to have humans in a situation where they are supposed to not use their opinions and bigotry that is part of humanity. And it is part of this country that we have at least attempted to at least make it more difficult to lead with those opinions and bigotry rather than humanity but humans are still human, good and bad.
Chief Oshkosh
@RaflW: I don’t know anything about the nomination process, but I think that the Democrats should nominate Jeffries. Who knows? There may be just enough tired-of-it-all Republicans to put him over the top on any given day. I mean, “don’t ask, don’t get,” right? ;)
JoyceH
@Chris T.: actually the gunk appeared in BOTH tubs and also both toilets. Creepy!
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@HumboldtBlue: Rudy, in theory you’re a lawyer. Did you forget that it’s not defamation if it’s true?
About TFG in the Speaker’s chair: I know that having TFG in any position of power is dangerous for the country. So I don’t want to see him actually put there. You know that he’d outdo McHenry by immediately kicking every Democrat out of their office or moving them all to the basement behind the boiler.
But I love how damaging having him in the running is going to damage the leopards-eating-faces party in the meantime. Any support of another candidate for Speaker, let alone any announcement of intent to seek the Speaker position, immediately makes you RINO / Enemy / Commie / Traitor and gets the mob sicced on you.
Jim Jordan has announced his intent. Is he about to get gnawed to death by the MAGA ankle-biters?
Ruckus
@cain:
The Republicans Are Clown Assholes
I always thought it was Rethuglicans are Ass Clowns.
Ruckus
@MomSense:
How inflated are all the trump egos?
About like the Hindenburg. And we all know how well that worked out……
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I could almost feel sorry for her, almost. I wonder if somewhere in the back of Eric’s brain the same little voice that says “You’re at best his fourth least favorite child” is saying, “You know she sounds like the drunkest one at the office karaoke happy hour, don’t you?
WaterGirl
@JaySinWA: They are damned if they do, damned if they don’t.
So sad!
anitamargarita
@Steeplejack: The most wonderful time of the year!
Jeffro
cue DJT lie-fest from the floor of the House: “If only patriots had done what they should have done on January 6th…Ashlee Babbit would be alive, and the country wouldn’t be in this mess”
Their shit’s spiraling out of control. Which will be rough, but it may help the few semi-sane Republicans and low-energy ‘independents’ find the strength to move off the dime and decide to protect democracy.
HumboldtBlue
Rachel Bakes
@JoyceH: We had that happen in a vacation rental once. Turns out the owner had shoved a huge wad of industrial paper towels in the toilet and flushed while cleaning and it backed up the system a few days later.
hope you can relax once you get away!
WaterGirl
So do you guys see this as Trump wanting to be interim speaker of the house? Or just offering to “help” with the process?
I thought it was the latter, but now I’m thinking maybe that was wrong.
stacib
@Dangerman: He, Jason Alexander was on Celebrity 100,000 Pyramid, and he used the pinched fingers from that as one of his clues, and his playing partner got the reference.
Geminid
@Chief Oshkosh: This will almost certainly be like in January, when Democrats nominated Jeffries and the entire caucus voted for him every ballot.
Maybe not the last one, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Cameron
@Ruckus: The second-biggest gas bag explosion in New Jersey history was Chris Christie’s presidential campaign.
lowtechcyclist
@JoyceH:
Ack!!
Two possibilities, obviously: first, the septic system itself is backing up. Second, the line from the house into the septic tank is clogged.
I’m sure you know where the capped pipe is where the septic people put their hose in to pump out the tank. If you’ve got a moment, take off the cap and see if you can see down into the tank, or whether there’s sewagey water all the way up into the pipe.
If the former, it’s a clogged pipe between the house and the septic tank. If the latter, the septic system is backing up, and might be failing. If so, you may need much more frequent visits from your septic people.
As quite a few homeowners in my subdivision can attest, septic systems can fail: after enough years go by, the drain field just can’t absorb any more. I hope that’s not your case, but you never know.
Betty Cracker
@JoyceH: Ugh, septic system problems are the worst! I hope your trouble turns out to be something minor.
JoyceH
They’re here!
Ruckus
@p.a.:
Metal can be machined to much tighter tolerances than they used to be and that means that a lighter weight oil will work and cause less resistance, giving better milage, plus the oil companies have made oils that actually do a better job. It seems counter to all we’ve learned over the decades of automotive experience but it is an improvement for the use of less gasoline. Which might extend the life of gasoline powered vehicles – giving the oil companies a longer life.
karen marie
Wait, Lara Trump is mad because no one’s making fun of her?
I’m starting to think she did it as a troll. If she were smarter, she’d inwardly admit defeat and move on. Or she’s simply being economical and seeing if she can’t still wring something out of the investment?
SiubhanDuinne
@Brachiator:
Biden will continue to age.
Betty Cracker
@WaterGirl: I thought it was an offer to “help” too.
Jackie
@Geminid: Maybe he plans to chat with Repuke Troy Nehls, who said he planned to officially nominate TIFG as the next speaker of the House “to make Congress great again.” 🤮
HumboldtBlue
Doocy is such a fucking hack, and to think that smarmy little fuckwit went to Villanova.
Ruckus
@Geminid:
This shits’s spiraling out of control.
It’s been doing this for some time, it’s just picking up speed now….
Geminid
@WaterGirl: I think Trump just wants to “help,” by sticking his stubby little finger in tbe pie. He also craves the spotlight, and credit for and acknowledgement of his position of Party Leader.
Trump is also a chaos agent, and he may want to demonstrate how he’s the “perfect” chaos agent..
WaterGirl
@Betty Cracker: oops, maybe we are both wrong.
Ruckus
@trollhattan:
Frankly, this odd topic is much more rewarding than anything Trump.
Also dramatically more useful and less damaging to brain cells.
terraformer
One possible future:
Jackie
@HumboldtBlue: I wish Jean-Pierre had said “You betcha!” We ate up all the popcorn!”
Of course she wouldn’t have said that – she’s too professional to say what she really wants to say!
patrick II
@Mike in NC:
We could make up some “Trump/Putin 24” bumper stickers. Except too many would not look at it as ironic.
Dangerman
No chance Trump becomes speaker. That shit’s like real work. When was the last time he did real work?
Ruckus
@Cameron:
You get an A++++ for that one.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
one of the (relatively) few things that surprise me about trump was that he didn’t take the Speaker’s post just long enough to sit behind Biden at the ’23 SOTU, tear up the speech, because he’s always trying to imitate the people who make him most insecure, then resign the next day
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I don’t know, that Donald Duck line was a killer
zhena gogolia
@HumboldtBlue: OMFUCKINGGOD
HumboldtBlue
Markwayne (who the fuck names their kid Markwayne?) Mullins from whatever shithole state he represents is doing his best to Cawthorn Matt Gaetz. It’s only gonna get worse for Gaetz and it couldn’t happen to a shittier person.
Ruckus
@Dangerman:
When was the last time he did real work?
I’m going to go with not one moment in his entire fucking life.
Geoduck
Off-topic, except that you mentioned Fran Drescher’s voice… one of the funnier jokes I saw on The Nanny was when Ms. Drescher’s character eats some wasabi, and it clears her sinuses so she starts talking in a melodious normal voice.. for about thirty seconds.
Citizen Alan
@Dangerman: He just wouldn’t do the work. He’ll sit in the Speaker’s bathroom and Tweet all day. And claim the Speech and Debate Clause gives him an absolute right to say that Judge Ergonon’s law clerk is a whore or something like that.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@zhena gogolia: I can imagine Ivanka and Tiffany giggling about how bad it is, if I thought Ivanka and Tiffany had each other’s numbers
Geoduck
@Ruckus: He made cameos in a couple of movies, that’s probably the closest he’s ever come.
Chris
@HumboldtBlue:
Worth pondering, isn’t it? I mean, traditionally, Republicans are the ones who do better among college educated voters. And that remained true even for decades after they’d started to demonize universities. The fact that Republicans managed to chase them out of their party is a spectacular achievement in itself. But hey, two or three generations of nonstop screaming about how universities are breeding grounds of communism and homosexuality, and dismissing any kind of above-high-school education as “elitism” and proof that you’re not to be trusted, eventually it takes a toll.
sdhays
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: That is way too clever and subtle an idea for Trump to execute (and, yes, it’s not that clever and not at all subtle; I stand by my statement).
Also: too much work!
frosty
@lowtechcyclist:
A line I learned at work: There’s two kinds of septic systems – failed and going to fail.
Cameron
@HumboldtBlue: Really? Damn. As somebody who lived in the Philly area almost all my adult life, I’ve got a lot of respect for Villanova (even helped host a conference there on alternative-fueled vehicles back in the ’90s). I could maybe see him on the maintenance staff, but a student? A graduate?
trollhattan
I just learned a new term, in a restaurant review of all places, and now share it with you: Trypophobia–an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps.
rikyrah
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) tweeted at 11:10 AM on Wed, Oct 04, 2023:
The most successful Republican Speaker of the House this century is a convicted serial child molester. Let that sink in for a moment.
(https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1709601797097357500?s=02)
Cameron
@HumboldtBlue: Markwayne Cawthorns Gaetz? Sounds like the language aliens in a ’50s sci-fi movie would use if they were talking dirty.
trollhattan
@HumboldtBlue: Markwayne’s World, party on.
rikyrah
And they became media pariahs for telling the truth.
John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) tweeted at 8:20 AM on Wed, Oct 04, 2023:
periodic reminder that @NormOrnstein and Tom Mann stuck their necks out and diagnosed the disease 11 years ago
unfortunately that was long before the overwhelming majority of journalists and political analysts could handle the truth https://t.co/puYMnmVhPo
(https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1709558997068685758?s=02)
WaterGirl
@terraformer: Fear mongering.
Jeffro
@WaterGirl: trump is busy trying to figure out whether being Speaker would restore him to enough power to be able to take revenge upon his enemies. Or would help boost his presidential campaign. Or whether being a former president AND a Speaker is a historic enough first to erase the stain of two impeachments and 91 felony charges.
And the answer to all of that, unfortunately, is yes. In addition to burning down the country, of course.
catclub
@JaySinWA:
There as some country music new star they REALLY REALLY wanted to also be conservative. he wasn’t.
wjca
How about if they just declare themselves independents.** Then vote for Jeffries. No reason the Senate should have a monopoly on independents.
** Which, to be pragmatic, would probably be better for their reelection prospects than changing parties.
catclub
@rikyrah:
They interviewed Ornstein on NPR this AM. Did not start with the fact that he had been blackballed from major media for telling truths.
HumboldtBlue
@Cameron:
At one time my family had close ties with Villanova (I was on campus in 1985 after they beat Georgetown riding on the shoulders of the West Chester tight end with my father’s felt pennant from 1958) and yes, Doocy is a grad.
Geminid
@wjca: An “Independent Republican Caucus!” Jeffries could give them a good office, and stop by for a little bourbon after work. “They’re Old School!” the reporters would exclaim..
They and Jeffries could all chuckle at the sounds of the Republicans down the hall, snarling and screeching at each other.
Cameron
@HumboldtBlue: Now I start to feel my age – I was living in the Great Northeast then and 34 years old that year…….
Captain C
@Jeffro: What happens if TFG tries to use the speech and debate clause to grossly violate his gag orders and slander everyone involved in prosecuting him? Can one of the judges toss him in the clink for the duration of his trial(s)?
wjca
Coming soon: high school education is “elitist” and proof that you’re not to be trusted.
Roger Moore
@MisterDancer:
My impression is that Country music has always leaned conservative. Yes, there have been some very liberal musicians, but the genre is by its nature conservative. It was founded by people who grew up in the country but were forced to move to the city by changing times and who wrote music pining for the good old days. That’s distilled essence of conservatism. And, of course, the music charts have always been heavily subject to manipulation. So a conservative scheme to manipulate the country charts seems like carrying coals to Newcastle.
lowtechcyclist
@Geminid:
JoyceH can attest to that.
Roger Moore
@Brachiator:
Yes, but sowing chaos in the US in a way that discourages us from sending aid to Ukraine helps him with his problems.
lowtechcyclist
@HumboldtBlue:
Sadly, most of our alma maters have a few alums we wish had gone somewhere else. The college I graduated from has Tucker Carlson and George Will as alums, so I feel your pain.
mvr
@Alison Rose:
Thanks for quoting that. I always really liked what TP had to say there. But then he was a smart guy who learned from things that he did and heard.
About “I won’t back down”, I believe he and the Heartbreakers played it for Al Gore after he conceded the 2000 election. Definitely something he would not have done for a Trumper. And they know it but don’t care.
mvr
@Roger Moore: Not so sure it goes all the way back. Jimmy Rodgers and the Carter family were likely staples in many working class homes in the 30s to 50s and many of those folks were Democrats.
Kayla Rudbek
@MisterDancer: right-wing payola-fits in with their mobster attitude
Betty Cracker
@Roger Moore: Did you see Ken Burns’ country music documentary? It’s fascinating even if you don’t particularly like the genre, and it may dispel some common reductive notions about it.
piratedan
@Roger Moore: well….
Dolly Parton, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash may not agree with you there… there’s a fairly robust thread of people’s populism in Country music that Conservatives have co-opted might be a bit more accurate.
It’s only in the last generation or so that musicians/artists have felt the ability to speak out about their music being appropriated….
HumboldtBlue
@lowtechcyclist:
I didn’t graduate from Nova, dad and uncle and brother did.
MisterDancer
To be clear: I’m referring to non-Country charts in this situation.
Chris
@wjca:
It’s certainly under the same kind of assault.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@piratedan: gotta put in a word for Jason Isbell, Emmylou Harris, and just the other day I heard about a young outlaw country singer who’s outspoken on BLM and featured a gay couple in his most recent video, but I don’t listen to outlaw country and his name escapes me at the moment
Odie Hugh Manatee
I would have paid big money to hear Gilbert Gottfried sing the Scorpions “Still Loving You”. Fran Drescher singing Journey’s “Faithfully” is right up there with it…lol!
I would rather listen to someone’s morning dump after their sleeping on a belly full of enchiladas, tamales and hot sauce than listen to any Trump say or sing anything.
kalakal
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Ah, now someone may have run into a copyright issue here.
You don’t need permission or a licence to release a cover version on a streaming service, royalties are taken care of by the service or your distributer.
For any downloads or physical copy you need a DPD licence or mechanical licence – usually easily obtained from somewhere like the Harry Fox agency and have to pay a sum for every copy sold
If you do it a video of it you need a sync licence. These can be tricky and you need to get a licence from the publisher /composer
Live performances including tv are the responsibility of the venue
So someone owes money for the tv broadcast and also for the video on xtwitter sadly probably not lara unless she puts it up herself on youtube or whatever, also if the Petty family still own the rights they can legally demand the video is taken down.
I think this is correct, it gets messy fast which is why most indies release through a distributer like CDbaby who take care of it for you. I do remember sync licences being the tricky ones
Paul in KY
@Roger Moore: They could call him The Toad Pretender…