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You are here: Home / Elections 2024 / 2024 Primaries / Wednesday Night Open Thread: Happy Thoughts

Wednesday Night Open Thread: Happy Thoughts

by Anne Laurie|  October 18, 202311:35 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Republican Politics, Republicans in Disarray!

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For certain, very Democratic values of ‘happy’…

All speeches limited to no more than 272 words. https://t.co/ZRl7YIXsns

— Adam Bonin (@adambonin.bsky.social) (@adambonin) October 18, 2023


(i.e., no longer than a tweet.)

apropos to suggest the site of not one but two of the Confederacy's few major victories for a GOP retreat https://t.co/mvX7j3Kglv

— knife-wielding hemophiliac (@NickTagliaferro) October 18, 2023

But (sorta) seriously…

‘There’s just no excitement’: Retail politics takes a nosedive in a Trump-dominated campaign https://t.co/WqHAaAybXU pic.twitter.com/KQzXHjYutN

— WonkPorn (@WonkPorn) October 18, 2023

If the professional ratf*cking / horserace tout campaign staffing and pundit classes have decided TFG is bad for business, that’s good for democracy, frankly. Per Politico — “‘There’s just no excitement’: Retail politics takes a nosedive in a Trump-dominated campaign”:

If the Republican presidential primary this year is putting you half to sleep, you’re not alone. And it’s not just because Donald Trump is running away with the nomination.

Operatives and party activists in key early voting states say they can’t recall a recent cycle in which they had such little interaction with candidates…

… GOP candidate events in Iowa, the first-in-the-nation caucus state, are down nearly 50 percent this election cycle, compared to the same point in 2015, according to a review of campaign event trackers in early states. In New Hampshire, the first primary state, the candidates’ roster of September events was a fraction of those eight years ago. And hardly anyone is making the trek to Nevada.

In a lopsided election year, retail politics is flatlining.

“I’m truly stunned. It’s way down,” said Chad Connelly, a former South Carolina Republican Party chair whose faith-based organization Faith Wins holds frequent meetings with pastors in the early nominating states. “I don’t think anybody would say this is a normal cycle.”


Faith Wins, but cash *spends*.

The decline of retail in 2024 is the product of several factors, all of them accelerated by Trump. First, rival candidates waited for months to see if the former president would run and then, once he did, if he would implode on his own. When they eventually did get in the race, they were confronted by a tightened calendar, reducing their time on the trail. Meanwhile, to qualify for a summer debate, lower-polling rivals were forced to focus more heavily on national TV appearances, social media and small-dollar fundraising to meet polling and donor thresholds.

And even when they did have time to press the flesh, the payoff was always going to be low in a primary nationalized by Trump’s legal entanglements, drawing more cameras to courtrooms in Miami, Washington, D.C., Atlanta and New York than the Pizza Ranch in Cedar Rapids.

The effect has been to further paralyze the race and cement Trump’s substantial lead — cutting off an avenue once relied on by lower-polling, lesser-funded candidates to shake up the field…

And even when the candidates are coming around, it isn’t like it was before. In New Hampshire, where several candidates flocked late last week for a series of in-person campaign stops and a cattle call, DeSantis told reporters that “voters resent being taken for granted” — in his first swing through the state in seven weeks.

Sean Van Anglen, a New Hampshire political consultant and Trump-turned-DeSantis supporter, said it “just seems like this cycle has been very bland.”

He added, “There’s just no excitement.”

 
Why does this matter? Per the Washington Post, company paper for the town whose monopoly industry is national politics, “The Republican Primary LARP”: [Unpaywalled gift link]:

… One way to think about a primary is as a jobs program. When the businessman Mike Bloomberg ran for president as a Democrat, in 2020, he spent more than $1 billion of his own money and had a campaign staff of about 2,400 people. Or you could think of it as a wealth redistribution operation, largely benefiting the consulting class.

Jeff Roe, the man behind a top DeSantis super PAC, told investors last year that his firm (which also has corporate clients) would take in $250 million in revenue by 2024 and make about $36 million in profit. “He’s laughing all the way to the bank,” LaCivita, the Trump aide, said of Roe. “You’ve got to keep the grift going as long as possible… This guy hasn’t won anything. But he’s a business guy, and he’s been successful at building a business.”…

For a certain kind of political professional, a losing campaign season can still be part of a winning strategy overall. Multiple consultants said working on presidential campaigns isn’t nearly as lucrative as the corporate clients they can get after having worked a presidential campaign.

But it’s not just political professionals who are primary beneficiaries. Even a fake-ish primary helps prop up very real economies, especially in states such as Iowa and New Hampshire, where political events can help sell newspapers, keep hotels and restaurants booked up, and provide millions of dollars in advertising revenue to local television stations. Publishing executive and rich guy Steve Forbes spent so much money on TV ads — nearly $6 million — during his quixotic presidential campaigns in 1996 and 2000 that New Hampshire’s WMUR studios in Manchester is known to some as “the house that Steve Forbes built.”

“Once, I was mic’ing up some candidates for an event and the moderator, Bill Maher, asked who I was going to be voting for,” said Bob Molloy, a sound and video contractor in New Hampshire. “I told him, ‘Whoever spends the most money with me deserves my vote.’ And Maher said, ‘Well, then it’s going to be Steve Forbes.’ And he was right.”

Molloy has been working political events for decades now, and he brags that, since 1976, no presidential candidate has won the New Hampshire primary without first renting a microphone from him. (One of those microphones, which Ronald Reagan famously said he’d “paid for” at a campaign event, is now on display at the Reagan Library.)

“I never let the primary become the majority of the business,” he said. “But it does provide a really nice blip in the finances.”

The New Hampshire restaurateur and former airline caterer Chuck Rolecek estimates that, during a presidential primary year, he gets an extra two months of revenue per year. This was especially important to Rolecek when he was first getting his start as an airline caterer out of Manchester. He remembers one of his first big contracts for his new business, in 1988.

“I got a call from The Washington Post saying they were coming in with an airplane full of reporters and they needed breakfast when they flew out,” he said. “I asked what their budget was, and they said: ‘We don’t have a budget. Just let us know what it will cost.’”…

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  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    October 18, 2023 at 11:38 pm

    Operatives and party activists in key early voting states say they can’t recall a recent cycle in which they had such little interaction with candidates…

    Are they saying they actually want to spend time with DeSantis and Ramaswamy? God help ’em.

  2. 2.

    Trivia Man

    October 18, 2023 at 11:49 pm

    I’m assuming the Gettysburg address is 272 words

  3. 3.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 18, 2023 at 11:51 pm

    @Trivia Man: ​Indeed it is.

    And a retreat FROM Gettysburg is what the last gang of traitors this nation had to put down did, retreating TO Gettysburg is a new one.​​

    And it’s odd Trivia Man, of all people, didn’t know that.​

  4. 4.

    Maxim

    October 18, 2023 at 11:52 pm

    I stared at that TFG rally photo with a sort of sick fascination. So this is what cult members look like. Actually traveling, no matter the distance, to see him after everything that’s happened should be listed in the DSM.

  5. 5.

    frosty

    October 18, 2023 at 11:58 pm

    ‘We don’t have a budget. Just let us know what it will cost.’”…

    In my many years as an engineering consultant I never once heard these magic words!

    Closest I came was a good budget and a schedule so tight I didn’t have time to spend it all. A different kind of headache.

  6. 6.

    Ken

    October 18, 2023 at 11:58 pm

    Google says only one President, Grover Cleveland, has lost their re-election bid, run again, and won. Three have run again (although as third-party candidates) and lost; two have tried for the nomination again and failed.

    Not sure I have a point here, other than it’s late and I’m having trouble falling asleep.

  7. 7.

    Kent

    October 19, 2023 at 12:00 am

    @Maxim:I stared at that TFG rally photo with a sort of sick fascination. So this is what cult members look like. Actually traveling, no matter the distance, to see him after everything that’s happened should be listed in the DSM.

    All white and all bottled blonde…

    look at the dark roots on all those blonde women.

  8. 8.

    frosty

    October 19, 2023 at 12:03 am

    @Kent: Well, blond with brown roots at least in one case. //catty

    ETA too late again!!!

  9. 9.

    moonbat

    October 19, 2023 at 12:13 am

    I may be reading that second tweet wrong (it’s been a long day) but if he is referring to Gettysburg as a Confederate win, he needs to check his copy of Shelby Foote again. While many were lost on both sides, Pickett’s charge was a disaster for the Confederacy and if Meade had pursued the Army of Virginia’s retreat he probably could have ended the war a lot early.

  10. 10.

    CaseyL

    October 19, 2023 at 12:14 am

    @Kent: 
    @frosty: ​

    The ones in the photo haven’t reached the Age of Constant Facelifts yet, like the (S)Trumpettes who hang out at Mar-a-Lago. Now, those are some awful looking people. Between the bleached hair, face lifts, and botox, they all look alike, and what they look like are predatory reptiles.*

    (*All apologies to predatory reptiles, who are rightly insulted by the comparison.)

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    October 19, 2023 at 12:18 am

    @moonbat: No, if you click through, he’s referring to Manassas, aka Bull Run. Both battles of which were won by the Traitors In Defense of Slavery.

  12. 12.

    moonbat

    October 19, 2023 at 12:20 am

    @dmsilev: Oh, okay. Gotcha. I was thinking he named Manassas and Gettysburg as Confederate wins.

    I try not to click through these days if I can avoid it.

  13. 13.

    danielx

    October 19, 2023 at 12:20 am

    Read something by Molly Ivins once that I remembered, miraculously:

    Among political consultants, when the candidate is a dog the preferred euphemism is, “We don’t want to overexpose the candidate.”

    Now if they can just keep the candidates unexposed until the Republican primaries are over, the gravy train will keep rolling.

  14. 14.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 19, 2023 at 12:21 am

    @dmsilev: “meaningful to our nation’s history” …. which nation kemosabe? [him, not you]

  15. 15.

    p.a.

    October 19, 2023 at 12:25 am

    @Kent: Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread for lunch.  CoolWhip & lime Jello dessert.

  16. 16.

    Anne Laurie

    October 19, 2023 at 12:25 am

    @Alison Rose: Are they saying they actually want to spend time with DeSantis and Ramaswamy?

    Those guys’ money spends, just like a winner’s would.

    Of course, every sensible vendor will get a cash advance before signing a contract with either of those two…

  17. 17.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 19, 2023 at 12:31 am

    @moonbat: ​ 

    Yes, they are just referring to a historical place for the retreat.

    Meade chasing and finishing off Lee, however, is a subject of fierce debate, but I think the modern consensus is that the Army was simply not in shape for a rapid, organized pursuit.

    Gettysburg was as brutal an action as can be imagined, the Union lost what, 25 thousand men, including generals like Hancock to officers and senior NCOs throughout the ranks.

    That’s a tough ask for such a large, and at the moment, seriously wounded army to undertake.

  18. 18.

    moonbat

    October 19, 2023 at 12:42 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Yes, I’ve participated in some of those debates. The counter argument being that Lee’s army was arguably in worse shape and still in enemy territory.

    But whatevs, as the young ones say. Counterfactuals are fun for a reason.

  19. 19.

    Mike in NC

    October 19, 2023 at 12:49 am

    When we lived in NoVA we had the opportunity to visit many Civil War historic sites within a reasonable commute: Antietam, Manassas, Harper’s Ferry, Cold Harbor, Fredericksburg, and Gettysburg among them. All wonderfully maintained by the National Park Service and highly recommended.

  20. 20.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 19, 2023 at 12:55 am

    @moonbat: ​ 

    Counterfactuals are fun for a reason.

    Indeed. I’m a third through Meade at Gettysburg and finding it slow going, and there is always another book to read.

  21. 21.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2023 at 1:00 am

    @Ken

    And at least one (Franklin Pierce) refused the proposal of nomination for a non-consecutive term, in 1864.

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2023 at 1:02 am

    Topical.

    The 2024 GOP race leaves donors cold, and other takeaways from FEC week.

  23. 23.

    sab

    October 19, 2023 at 1:06 am

    I spent 3 hours today passing out sample (Democratic)  ballots at my county’s early voting site, and it was so much fun, and very interesting.

    With me were a couple of school board candidates, and a relative (dad or step-dad) of a third. One was Emilia Sykes’ mother! Utterly charming, funny lady, and very sharp. (Emilia is my county’s new Congressperson. BJ did a fund-raiser for her.)

    I had arrived thinking I know who I wanted (we get to vote for three.) Now there is a fourth that I think would be great. Urgh.

    I might discuss this with my husband and maybe persuade him to vote for the fourth that I cannot vote for. And brought some literature home for the next door neighbors who are teachers and only want to vote for educators.

    We don’t seem to have any whacko Moms for Intolerance, which is a huge relief, but last Board of Education had some guys who thought the Board should micro-manage the Superintendant instead of just set policy. And also seemed to have no sense of the fiscal limitations when the state is massively shifting funding from public schools to charter schools.

    Getting to talk to serious thoughtful school board candidates for several hours was amazing.

  24. 24.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2023 at 1:09 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I’d volunteer to shoot a musket at the GOP contingent if they wanted to recreate Pickett’s Charge

     

    also too, I do have some bsky invites should someone want one

  25. 25.

    JAFD

    October 19, 2023 at 1:28 am

    @moonbat: Still time to preregister at http://www.fall-in.org

    (the autumn gathering of grown-ups who still play with toy soldiers, Nov 3-5, Lancaster, Pa)

  26. 26.

    Alex

    October 19, 2023 at 1:49 am

    272 words is the length of the Gettysburg Address

    the greatest speech in American politics and the antithesis of everything the modern GOP stands for

  27. 27.

    West of the Rockies

    October 19, 2023 at 1:54 am

    I hope this economically-depressed Republican primary season is a harbinger of a depressed Republican voter turnout in ’24.

  28. 28.

    prostratedragon

    October 19, 2023 at 1:55 am

    @moonbat:  Maybe that dude[presumably]’s handle is not ironic.

  29. 29.

    Mike in NC

    October 19, 2023 at 2:05 am

    @Alex: In junior high school many of us were required to memorize and recite the Gettysburg Address. Too bad and so sad that our children will never have to memorize Fat Bastard’s quips abut grabbing women by the p+++y.

  30. 30.

    kindness

    October 19, 2023 at 2:07 am

    The political industry is suffering.  All because of Trump.  He kills everything he clutches.

  31. 31.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    October 19, 2023 at 2:15 am

    You should all go see this, if at all possible. It is about a very good dog. Who happens to be named Cole.

  32. 32.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)

    October 19, 2023 at 2:17 am

    @piratedan: Same.
    Maybe we should have a daytime post where people with links can let this be known.

  33. 33.

    steve g

    October 19, 2023 at 2:22 am

    There’s nothing happening in the presidential election. We already know who the two candidates will be, and who will win the popular vote. It will come down to electoral votes from a few swing states again, and it will probably be about turnout. It is still too early for all the other races to ramp up. So we wait for February and March to roll around.

  34. 34.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2023 at 2:28 am

    @a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio): agreed, I can try and make the offer in the AM when I check the morning threads.

    While I like Mastodon, I feel that bluesky will likely win out with all of its similarities to the old bird site.  I’m starting to see more of the decent content producers show up there, granted they are not as active as they are/were on twitter, but it IS changing slowly.

    and I will be honest that I’ve not seen much in the Nazi and Fascism issues that plagues the birdsite.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2023 at 2:30 am

    @steve g

    it will probably be about turnout

    When has turnout not been a metric of import in any U.S. election?

  36. 36.

    JaySinWA

    October 19, 2023 at 2:44 am

    @piratedan: I’d like a bluesky link, please.

    My nym links to my Mastodon account.

  37. 37.

    NotMax

    October 19, 2023 at 2:47 am

    @piratedan

    Another up and comer is Pebble, although I’m chary of their touting generative AI.

  38. 38.

    JaySinWA

    October 19, 2023 at 2:54 am

    @a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio): I thought about suggesting a recurring Bluesky invite exchange post. Maybe a more general ex-x exchange to connect on other platforms.

  39. 39.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2023 at 2:55 am

    @JaySinWA: Jay, I’ll just post it here:

    bsky-social-oxq3e-k65qi

  40. 40.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2023 at 2:58 am

    @NotMax: yeah, not a big fan of anyone using the AI terminology when it should be called machine learning (imho), there’s no “thinking” involved, just data gathering and regurgitation based on what has been scraped.

     

    and depending on what and where you’ve been scraping…. well….

  41. 41.

    JaySinWA

    October 19, 2023 at 3:04 am

    @piratedan: Got it, thanks.

  42. 42.

    piratedan

    October 19, 2023 at 3:08 am

    @JaySinWA: great!  went ahead and gave you a follow to get you started.  You can check out who I follow and see if there’s anyone there you wish to start off with.

  43. 43.

    Geminid

    October 19, 2023 at 3:21 am

    @moonbat: One Gettysburg counterfactual: what if Meade had kept Sedgewick’s 6th Corps in reserve July 3, and used it to lead a counterattack after Pickett’s charge failed? Sedgewick’s force had joined Meade’s army the afternoon before, too late to be thrown in. Its six brigades constituted a formidable fighting force.

    But the cautious Meade concentrated on his defense, and parcelled out those brigades all along his battered line. So when the remants of Pickett’s Virginia and North Carolina troops retreated back down Cemetary Ridge, the Union forces let out a great cheer but did not counterattack.

    Meade’s wary pursuit over the next few days showed an attitude similar to that expressed by General Sherman after the bloody Battle of Shiloh: “We’d had enough of those fellows’ company and were very glad to see them leave.” Lincoln wrote a scathing letter to Meade about his failure to bag Lee’s Army, and then left it in his desk marked, “Never sent.”

  44. 44.

    JaySinWA

    October 19, 2023 at 3:34 am

    @piratedan: Just ran through setup, and had to figure out how to reset my password, since my password manager refused to generate one when I first signed up so I kludged one. “Forgot password” is kind of awkward, but it works.

  45. 45.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 19, 2023 at 3:36 am

    Go Phils!  Fuck the GOP into the Sun.  Good night.

  46. 46.

    Tony Jay

    October 19, 2023 at 3:42 am

    @steve g:

    Well now, isn’t that the nub of it, and so succinctly put.

    This whole thing is boring for the people who usually make big bucks and reputational bank off the circus, and they don’t like it. There’s no energy, no pop, no pizazz. It’s a predictable ratings flop and it will be until very probably the last few hours of Election Night when they count up how many votes are left on the table after the GOP’s suppression tactics and what that means for the post-election legal challenge and political violence spin-offs.

    For now, though, they’re stuck with throwing increasingly unlikely plot-twists at the wall to see if anything might stick. What if Biden was forced out because of his age? What if Harris was really unpopular and lazy? What if the electorate somehow forget about women’s rights and only care about Hunter’s laptop? Anything but address the actual elephant in the room, which is the collapse of the GOP into an extremist cult based around a mentally-challenged criminal.

    It’s like the writer’s room for the last Flash movie; lots of wasted CGI and sound-effects that won’t grow a hit because the product itself is based around the unwelcome return of an unpopular actor in the role of a character no one wants back.

  47. 47.

    Honus

    October 19, 2023 at 3:51 am

    @Geminid: Union pursuit after Gettysburg is a longtime subject of debate; after three days and huge casualties on both sides (and the U S Army, with a brand new commander and having been stung a number of times in the years before) it’s understandable that it was reluctant to pursue.  What’s pretty much historic consensus is that if Jackson had pursued the routed Army of the Potomac at Manassass he almost certainly would have destroyed it and probably ended the war. Instead he went into a religious trance and never gave the order despite repeatedly being asked by his subordinates.

    Shelby Foote is OK if you want to read romanticism about Confederate generals, for the real history of the war Bruce Catton’s trilogy is much superior.

  48. 48.

    Chris T.

    October 19, 2023 at 4:03 am

    @Honus: I’m just surprised that there was a Sedgewick after which “The Ridges of Sedgewick” (where I had a lot of my childhood) was named…

  49. 49.

    Chris T.

    October 19, 2023 at 4:09 am

    Oops, maybe it was “Ridges of Stedwick”. Oh well, anyway, suburbia whitebread.

  50. 50.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    October 19, 2023 at 4:10 am

    @a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio): He is really cute when he is sleeping upside down!

  51. 51.

    Geminid

    October 19, 2023 at 4:23 am

    @Honus: Have you read E. Porter Alexander’s Fighting for the Confederacy (edited by Gary Gallagher)? That’s a pretty good history of the war, compressed into a personal account.

    Alexander was sent west with Longstreet in September of 1864. He did not get there in time for Chickamauga but was around for Bragg”s defeat at Chattanooga and has a lot of inside dope on the Army of Tennessee. Same with the Army of Northern Virginia. Alexander has a lot of critical analysis iof Lee’s strategy. He was very much a Longstreet partisan.

    I think the best single book on the Civil War might be W.F.C. Fuller’s The Generalship of Ulysses Grant (1926). Fuller gives a good overview of the war, using Grant’s career as a framework. Economics, Grand Strategy, Strategy and Tactics- Fuller covered them all.

    Fullers biography of Grant is unique in that he does not treat the subject of Grant and alcohol. Instead he dedicated the book to the “Youth of America,” that they might profit by the example of Grant’s moral character.

    Having served as a British Army officer, Fuller probably thought an officer who did not appreciate a  good glass of whiskey to be untrustworthy. Fuller was a little strange, but he was well regarded as a strategy theorist in the years between the two World Wars.

  52. 52.

    Honus

    October 19, 2023 at 4:29 am

    @Geminid: I haven’t read Fuller but I did read Grant’s autobiography.  Mark Twain edited it and actually wrote a lot of it and as Harry Truman said, because of that “it’s a lot funnier than Grant was”

  53. 53.

    Origuy

    October 19, 2023 at 4:35 am

    I’m still looking for a bluesky link. If you have one, send it to me at jefflanam /at/ gmail.com.

    Thanks

  54. 54.

    Shalimar

    October 19, 2023 at 5:25 am

    @HumboldtBlue: As I’m sure you know, Hancock survived his Gettysburg wounds.  It was Reynolds who was killed.

  55. 55.

    JWR

    October 19, 2023 at 5:41 am

    From the transcript of Tuesday evening’s PBS News Hour, “Moderate” GOP Rep. Carlos Gimenez tells us who’s really to blame for his party’s disfunction.

    GEOFF BENNETT: In the meantime, what message does this send to the American public about the capacity of House Republicans to govern when they’re in the majority?

    REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: Well, look, it was — remember, it took — it was eight Republicans that actually lit the fire, but it was 208 Democrats that actually provided the gunpowder.

    So let’s not say this is a Republican issue.

    Yes, we have had 96 percent of our Republicans were behind one person; 4 percent were behind — wanted somebody else; 100 percent of the Democrats want somebody else.

    So there’s plenty of blame to go around here.

    So this chaos wasn’t caused by Republicans or even the majority.

    The vast minority of Republicans may have lit the fire, like I said, but it took 208 Democrats to provide the gunpowder.

    Well okay then. Guilty as charged, I guess. BTW, his Wikipedia entry says he supported Hillary Clinton in 2016. Go figure.

  56. 56.

    bjacques

    October 19, 2023 at 5:48 am

    272 words seem like a lot. Most of what the GOP have to say can be summed up in fourteen.

     

    Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the Schnitzel!

  57. 57.

    Shalimar

    October 19, 2023 at 6:03 am

    Did Musk do something bad to Tesla while I wasn’t paying attention?  The stock is down $11 a share overnight and the trading day hasn’t even started yet.

  58. 58.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 19, 2023 at 6:17 am

    @Honus: ​
     

    Shelby Foote is OK if you want to read romanticism about Confederate generals, for the real history of the war Bruce Catton’s trilogy is much superior.

    This. Both of them, actually. His Army of the Potomac trilogy is amazing, and his Civil War trilogy is excellent as well. If I open either one to check on some fact, I always find myself reading for twenty or thirty pages before pulling myself away, because his writing is so good.

  59. 59.

    Anne Laurie

    October 19, 2023 at 6:33 am

    @Shalimar: Did Musk do something bad to Tesla while I wasn’t paying attention? The stock is down $11 a share overnight and the trading day hasn’t even started yet.

    Not seen anything specific, but Musk’s threatening to pull Twitter out of Europe entirely, because they want him to crack down on the kiddy porn and Nazi fanbois.  If his *Boy Genius* facade keeps cracking, I think people are (rightfully) afraid it’ll affect Tesla’s quite-possibly-overvalued stock…

  60. 60.

    Rusty

    October 19, 2023 at 6:43 am

    There is a definite segment of New Hampshire political life, on both sides, that is apoplectic that the Dems won’t have the state as the first primary.  The economic impact is certainly part of the reason.  I live here, but we hardly represent the rest of the country and I’m good with moving the first primary around.  I do think it’s unfortunate we are a swing state since at the margin anger over this could .are a difference in a close race.

  61. 61.

    oldster

    October 19, 2023 at 6:45 am

    @Geminid:

    There are many reasons to think that Lincoln was our wisest president, but his ability to dash off an angry late-night email rebuking a subordinate, and then never hit the “send” button, really cements his claim to wisdom.

  62. 62.

    oldster

    October 19, 2023 at 6:47 am

    @Shalimar:

    Drop in Tesla share price is not connected to Skum’s destruction of twitter.

    It results from a 40% decline in profits, due to Tesla’s having to steeply discount most of their models.

    His company is worth less because his cars are worth less.

  63. 63.

    Anne Laurie

    October 19, 2023 at 6:52 am

    @oldster: Thanks for the correction!

  64. 64.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 19, 2023 at 7:48 am

    @Mike in NC: @HumboldtBlue: @piratedan: @Geminid: My niece’s husband, James Hessler, has been a docent for the Gettysburg battlefield for years. He’s written several good books about it. He has one about Pickett’s charge but I think his book about Sickles is particularly interesting.

  65. 65.

    LiminalOwl

    October 19, 2023 at 7:49 am

    @bjacques: Took me a second. Nice call.

  66. 66.

    LiminalOwl

    October 19, 2023 at 7:51 am

    (Gift link, no paywall) Alexandra Petri: “Why I hate elections, by Jim Jordan

  67. 67.

    Chief Oshkosh

    October 19, 2023 at 7:57 am

    @moonbat: No, it’s not that they are confused about who won or lost at Gettysburg. They just like to pretend that since Lincoln was a Republican, and they are Republicans, then they are on the team that won. Some of them cynically know that the parties are the reverse of what they were back then. Some of them are just stupid enough to think it’s true. After all, we’re into the third generation of people brought up on rightwing hate radio and TV (and now the intertoobes).

  68. 68.

    Trivia Man

    October 19, 2023 at 8:13 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: In elementary school we had a “field trip” across the street from the school. An old WWI told us stories about army life and about his grandfather… General Pickett of Gettysburg fame. I have a clear memory of his grandfathers sword on the wall, but in retrospect that seems very unlikely.

    plot twist: this was in the SF Bay Area, we had otherwise very little discussion of the Civil War. ca. 1970

  69. 69.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 19, 2023 at 8:21 am

    @Trivia Man: That is very cool.

  70. 70.

    Glidwrith

    October 19, 2023 at 9:17 am

    What’s missing from the two first in the nation are the Democrats. The article completely fails to mention there are two parties and perhaps there’s so little excitement is because events are happening where the President is at.

  71. 71.

    Mousebumples

    October 19, 2023 at 9:37 am

    @Origuy: emailed you. I’ve got an invite to spare.

  72. 72.

    Paul in KY

    October 19, 2023 at 12:28 pm

    @moonbat: The Union Army had already taken terrible losses at Fredricksburg a few months before. Not unreasonable to rest a tired and bleeding army.

    Don’t be like King Harold, who won a hard victory against the Danes and then immediately force marched his soldiers 150 miles to face the rested Normans. We know how that one turned out…

  73. 73.

    Paul in KY

    October 19, 2023 at 12:36 pm

    @Alex: I read it again at the Lincoln Memorial, when I visited DC back in June and it brought tears to my eyes. What a great president and writer he was!

  74. 74.

    Paul in KY

    October 19, 2023 at 12:41 pm

    @Anne Laurie: I saw a quote from/about him on Yahoo saying the cybertruck sucks balls…

  75. 75.

    Paul in KY

    October 19, 2023 at 12:42 pm

    @oldster: He and FDR stand shoulders above anyone else who’s ever had that job.

  76. 76.

    Paul in KY

    October 19, 2023 at 12:42 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: Lincoln would have been a Democrat today.

  77. 77.

    JAFD

    October 19, 2023 at 1:15 pm

    @Geminid: There’s been a new ‘standard’ 1-volume popular history of the Civil War roughly every generation – Fletcher Pratt’s Ordeal by Fire in the ’30’s, Catton’s in the ’50’s, McPherson’s Battle Cry of Freedom in the ’90’s.  One can learn a lot about the US at the time by ‘reading between the lines’.

    Mayhap we are ‘due’ for another ?

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