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Clearly Got Over Being Weird, Didn’t They?

by @heymistermix.com|  August 6, 20243:46 pm| 398 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Clearly Got Over Being Weird, Didn't They?

This is an attempt to criticize a law that Walz signed mandating free tampons in boys’ and girls’ bathrooms in Minnesota schools.  It’s more shitty anti-trans bigotry, since the possibility that an AFAB school kid would use the mens’ room just makes their head spin.

Of course, the notion that some poor kid would take a couple of tampons home to mom because it’s the 29th and her period started before her paycheck hit the bank isn’t something that those panty-sniffing assholes would think of.

Also, just in case you think Walz can’t get pissed when he needs to, here’s a clip where the football coach came out:

Gov. @Tim_Walz: Be part of the solution. If you truly believe in the people, invest in our children, invest in our teachers! pic.twitter.com/yF0OL4HlQL

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 6, 2024

Clearly Got Over Being Weird, Didn’t They?Post + Comments (398)

This Is Now A Walz-stan Account

by TaMara|  August 6, 20242:37 pm| 189 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads

Here is the first ad:

VP Harris is speaking 5:30/4:30/3:30 and whatever time it is for those slackers on the West Coast have (I kid, 2:30)

If I’m around I’ll put up a link, but her YouTube channel is…wait for it….Kamala Harris  and it will be streamed there.  And yes, I’m a little spicy today – very little sleep and hopped up on Walz excitement vibes.

This entire thread is worth the read.  I started it last night, but there is more now.

He also participated in a butter sculpture contest, carving a #OneMinnesota school bus.

(It’s the concentration for me.)https://t.co/2wQH1GslVA pic.twitter.com/cJkT7OpoIh

— Hannah Flom (@hannah_flom) August 6, 2024

Sometimes I wonder what my dog and cat do all day when I’m at the Capitol or traveling the state…

Merry Christmas from Scout and Afton! pic.twitter.com/dXeQjlWnTY

— Governor Tim Walz (@GovTimWalz) December 22, 2019

Okay, I’ll stop now.

Open thread

This Is Now A Walz-stan AccountPost + Comments (189)

Walz!

by @heymistermix.com|  August 6, 202410:43 am| 510 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Well, it turns out we can have two nice things in the span of less than a month.

I wrote a piece on Walz the other day from the perspective of someone who had a lot of the same similar life experiences.  Rather than repeating that, I want to tell a story about common decency and thoughtfulness.

The other day we were in Grand Forks, ND, which is right across the river from Minnesota.  It’s about an hour six hours north of Mankato, where Walz and his wife taught, and it’s very near MN-01, the district he represented.  Walking into a Walmart there, I saw this:

Walz!

It’s just a bit of kindness that doesn’t cost anyone anything.  So why not?   I posted this on Bluesky the other day and someone told me that this is something that’s at the manager’s discretion.

I am so not surprised that a Walmart in Grand Forks would do this.  Yeah, there are some Trump signs and other asshole signifiers, but overall this group of people likes to think of themselves as good people who are kind and helpful to their neighbors.  Only weirdos would oppose turning off the music, TVs and cleaning machines in the morning at Walmart so people who are sensitive to noise can shop in peace.

Being kind, and, frankly, shaming those who are unkind, is Tim Walz’ superpower.  He’s a guy that does all the things that people in the upper midwest do (hunt, fish, shoot skeet, eat corn dogs, etc.), but he’s also someone who isn’t embarrassed to promote an agenda of kindness on a one-vote margin in the Minnesota legislature.

This is a winning pick and it’s a pick that’s going to make the Republicans shit themselves.  He looks the stereotype, and he’s anything but.    He’s a national guard veteran: everyone from where Walz is from knows that the multiple guard deployments in the middle east were brutal. He’s a football coach and social studies teacher, which is a hilarious cliche, but he also agreed to be the advisor for the gay/straight student alliance at his school in 1999.

Finally, and this is incredible:  Walz is the first Democratic VP pick since 1964 who didn’t go to law school.

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: *Never* Stop Believing

by Anne Laurie|  August 6, 20249:42 am| 309 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach https://t.co/7cORUHndOp

— ??Dan Credentials?? (@CharlemagnumPI) August 5, 2024

Moved up to the top of page again, because I thought y’all would want to know: Megan McArglebargle is very disappointed in Kamala Harris!
Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Never Stop Believing

The Beltway press loathes this about the Biden admin and they’ll hate it about the Harris campaign. But this is how it should be when things are run by professionals who respect the candidate. https://t.co/nOX1PHqYwF

— Jason Karsh (@jkarsh) August 6, 2024

No criticism of the regime after this week. We post her into the White House or die trying. https://t.co/KEc9JtruT4

— chekovian jubilee (@CollieYimby) August 5, 2024

We’re (okay, I’m) still allowed a favorite for a few more hours, though…

Democratic Governor Tim Walz signing a bill guaranteeing all children get to eat. Republican Sarah Huckabee Sanders signing a bill forcing children to work at the Hog De-Knuckler factory. Both parties are not the same. pic.twitter.com/NX5JtgGZiY

— Rob Israel (@robisraelart) August 6, 2024

ETA: Psych!

"CNN has learned that Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to be her running mate." pic.twitter.com/E67elbPGYU

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 6, 2024

Tim Walz rn at a fundraiser for Kamala Harris in Minneapolis: “It wasn’t a slur to call these guys weird, it was an observation.”

— hodel in the streets, chava in the sheets (@mrotzie) August 5, 2024

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Rumors – CNN says it’s Walz!

by WaterGirl|  August 6, 20249:21 am| 107 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Politics, Elections 2024, Music, Open Threads, Politics

This music seems appropriate for today!

 

Rumors – CNN says it’s Walz!Post + Comments (107)

It’s Walz!!!!!

by John Cole|  August 6, 20249:12 am| 80 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I am so excited:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, who CNN has reported is Vice President Kamala Harris’ running mate pick, was a “staff favorite,” one source at Harris’ Wilmington, Delaware campaign headquarters said.

“If it’s him, we’re stoked. We like him,” the source said.

Staffers have been excitedly standing by for the vice presidential announcement, sources say, including the small circle of staffers preparing for the Walz rollout.

There was little sleep last night, the staffer said, as the team awaited the news – capping a whirlwind 16-day period since President Joe Biden’s team became Harris’ campaign.

I have not been this excited since Obama/Biden. WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS.

ON an identity politics level I look at Walz and I see myself and this is the first time I have EVER said that about any vp or presidential nominee. I bet he has hearing loss from the army and says things like “sweet jesus my knees” when he stands up

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It’s Walz

by David Anderson|  August 6, 20248:53 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Elections, Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President

CNN reports that Gov. Tim Walz (D-MN) will be the running mate for Kamala Harris.

Now back to my post dissertation vacation

It’s WalzPost + Comments (26)

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