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Meanwhile, in the Senate… They Are Getting it Done!

by WaterGirl|  April 23, 20242:47 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, War in Ukraine

The Senate is voting right now to limit debate.  It needs 60 votes to pass, and we are way past that, but apparently everyone has the opportunity to vote even if the threshold has been reached.

McConnell had a press conference scheduled for 2:30, which was moved back to 2:45.

Link to McConnell.  (spit)

McConnell leads off his press conference by saying there were no DEMOCRATIC “no” votes on aid to Ukraine, and he expects that to be true in the Senate as well.

But of course, from there, McConnell leads off with what a terrible mistake it was for Biden to leave Afghanistan!  WTF?

McConnell seems to be blaming the Russian invasion of Ukraine on Biden because we left Afghanistan.

On the plus side, McConnell is blaming Tucker Carlson for supporting Putin, so there’s that!

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Update: Leader Schumer speaking right now.  If you choose “start at the beginning’ go to 4 hrs : 49 minutes to see Schumer’s announcement that this has essentially passed!  But waiting for the final vote either tonight or tomorrow.  But the outcome is clear.

Link to the Senate sesion and Chuck Schumer  (Schumer starts around 4;49)

Article from the Hill indicates there could be up to a 30-hour delay for the final vote, but it could come as soon as Tuesday night.

The Senate on Tuesday advanced the House-passed supplemental funding package to provide long-awaited aid to Ukraine, Israel and other allies, teeing up the legislation for final passage.

Senators voted 80-19 to limit debate on the $95 billion foreign aid package, which includes $61 billion for Ukraine, $26 billion for Israel and humanitarian aid, $8 billion for Taiwan, and a smorgasbord of national security items that includes a possible ban on TikTok.

“The time has come to finish the job to help our friends abroad once and for all,” Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) said Tuesday morning on the floor. “I ask my colleagues to join together to pass the supplemental today as expeditiously as possible, send our friends abroad the aid they have long been waiting for. Let us not delay this. Let us not prolong this.”

“Let us not keep our friends around the world waiting for a moment longer,” he added.

A final vote could take place as early as Tuesday night if both parties yield back enough of the 30 hours required between cloture and final passage. If no time is yielded back, a final passage vote would be set for Wednesday night.
Senators are continuing to work toward a possible amendment agreement to speed up a final vote on the four-bill package, but those talks hit a snag over the weekend.

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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 6

by WaterGirl|  April 23, 202411:48 am| 164 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

It’s Day 2 of the actual trial!  Day 6, if you include jury selection.

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.

Josh Kovensky at TPM – Live Blogging

*Mark Sumner at Daily Kos – Live Blogging

Tyler McBrien at Lawfare – Live Blogging on Twitter

*Mark Sumner at Daily Kos includes live blogging of the contempt hearing that started at 9 am.

Emotional support pup and kitty for the occasion.

Trump Trial: NY Election Interference Case, Day 1

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: With Righteousness On Our Side

by Anne Laurie|  April 23, 20247:10 am| 391 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Tuesday Morning Open Thread 13

Not tired of winning and doing what’s best for the American people.

“Biden has gotten pretty much everything he’s asked for from this Congress without having to concede much in return.” via @PunchbowlNews https://t.co/1dGalPKy88 pic.twitter.com/QyDHJHFUJB

— James Singer (@Jemsinger) April 22, 2024

They want you to believe this man is senile https://t.co/8kcqpcgTjp

— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) April 22, 2024

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On The Road – arrieve – Saudi Arabia, part 1

by WaterGirl|  April 23, 20245:00 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging, Saudi Arabia

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I submitted several sets of pictures of my trip through the Suez Canal on New Year’s Eve a few weeks ago. The next few sets cover our stops in two Saudi Red Sea ports, Jeddah and Yanbu, before ending the cruise in Aqaba, Jordan. Fortunately, the Red Sea, at least where we were, was calm, although rumor had it that we were being guarded by one or more ships while we sailed.

I had never been to Saudi Arabia, and had never particularly wanted to go there.  And I doubt I will ever go back, but I am glad I saw a little of this very strange, but interesting, country.

Our first day in Jeddah I had signed up for an excursion to a desert city called Hegra, built by the same people who built Petra. It was expensive because you had to fly there, but the pictures I saw online were fascinating and I figured, When am I ever going to be in Saudi Arabia again? Unfortunately, but maybe not unsurprisingly, not enough people signed up and it was cancelled. So I found myself taking a last-minute tour of Jeddah’s corniche and shopping district that did turn out to be interesting, though not perhaps in the way the tour guides intended.

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Jeddah, Saudi ArabiaJanuary 2, 2024

After a long drive past a lot of construction sites and a fence behind which we were assured was a Formula One track, we arrived at the corniche, where the main attraction appeared to be this giant sign. I like that I captured one of the locals inside the first “D”.

Dawn Will Come Open Thread: Simone Biles Remains the GOAT

by Anne Laurie|  April 23, 20244:47 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Something Good, Sports

Powerade’s new ad ‘Pause is Power’ with Simone Biles is so good, & so societally timely. 20/10. ?? pic.twitter.com/8sRcE0PXCD

— Beyoncé Of Marketing? (@JunaeBrown) April 14, 2024

The Bishop rebukes a heretic:

Simone Biles is the most decorated gymnast in World Championship history and the greatest gymnast of our time – or any time in history.

She is actually the GOAT.

Why does she need to pretend to be anyone else?

This is your typical step n fetchit tap dancing routine you do to… https://t.co/HAeezJT7Ls

— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) April 21, 2024

Simone Biles speaks on her husband’s viral interview where he admitted he was “the catch” https://t.co/XsEZabvPjb pic.twitter.com/a9QwYP32v6

— Glock Topickz (@Glock_Topickz) April 17, 2024


(Old proverb: The best marriages are those where each partner believes they got the better deal.)

https://t.co/o0gwHLl5PT

— Phillip Sheppard, Executive MBA Pepperdine UN 🔥 (@PSheppardTV) April 22, 2024

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Late Night Grifters Open Thread: RFK Jr Is Now DOA

by Anne Laurie|  April 22, 202410:11 pm| 152 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Grifters Gonna Grift

Late Night Grifters Open Thread:  RFK Jr Is DOA - STOCKPILE

(Matt Davies via GoComics.com)

 
Guess who is no longer pretending he wants Democratic votes?

Like mother fucker you bet your ass access to abortion is existential if you’re having a miscarriage that requires intervention. The fucking gall.

— Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어 (@torriangray) April 22, 2024

New: After I asked RFK Jr.'s campaign about his abortion position, the campaign added an abortion policy page to its site, proposing “a massive subsidized daycare initiative” paid for by funds Kennedy would reroute from Ukraine war aid. https://t.co/zEujVcO4ru

— Meryl Kornfield (@MerylKornfield) April 22, 2024

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Monday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 22, 20248:48 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I had so much I wanted to talk about tonight and then I went and got tired and now I am totally sucked into Shogun on Hulu. It’s soooooooo good!

Do any of you remember the Shogun miniseries from the 80’s? I want to say it was in the 80’s. I remember that, and I also remember a riveting series on the Civil War called the Blue and the Gray. I want to say both on NBC, and I only say that because we were an NBC family, which is something kids today would look at you funny. But we were- that was one of the four channels available (ABC, CBS, NBC, and PBS), and it was the one we picked up the best on our radial antenna. We got the other channels- I remember seeing Roots and there were a few tv shows my mom and dad watched on other channels, but it was mostly NBC.

Sunday afternoons was ABC, though, which always had sponsored feature length movies that would play for 20 minutes or so uninterrupted, then they would take a long break to sell you aluminum siding or something. Had that one fellow with white hair who had a great voice, usually.

Fucking hell I am old.

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