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Is it too early to celebrate?
BREAKING:
Elon Musk being investigated by SEC for Securities Fraud, per new legal filing in SEC vs Musk: pic.twitter.com/i0Y7YpVuGO
— Gabe Hoffman (@GabeHoff) March 13, 2024
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Credit and predictions per BGrahamDisciple on Threads: pic.twitter.com/ai8gxNXQI1
— Gabe Hoffman (@GabeHoff) March 13, 2024
These assholes always always always bring it upon themselves.
Open thread. Open season on Musk!
U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert said Wednesday that she will not pursue the Republican special election nomination to replace U.S. Rep. Ken Buck in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District after he departs Congress at the end of next week.
Boebert is still running, however, in the Republican primary to be the GOP nominee for the November election in the 4th District.
In a written statement, Boebert called Buck’s resignation “a swampy backroom deal to try to rig an election” for her opponents.
“Forcing an unnecessary special election on the same day as the primary election will confuse voters, result in a lame duck congressman on day one, and leave the 4th District with no representation for more than three months,” she wrote. “The 4th District deserves better.”
Buck apparently quit without telling Pastor Mike in advance, cutting the R majority in the House down to a couple (depending on health, etc.). Part of the reason for Buck’s abrupt resignation probably lies the rules for special elections in Colorado:
Whoever wins the Republican vacancy nomination for the special election may have a slight advantage in the primary because their name will appear twice on the June 25 ballot. [Gov Jared] Polis said blending the two elections will save money, but voters in the 4th District may be confused about why there are two similar races on their primary ballot.
Republican and Democratic vacancy committees, made up of party insiders, will have to meet within the next few weeks to select their respective nominees for the special election. Vacancy committees are notoriously unpredictable.
Yes, they’re unpredictable, but it doesn’t take a genius to predict that Republican “party insiders” in CO-4 won’t pick Boebert because they’re hella pissed that she decided to bring her carpetbag full of money and her family drama into their district. Boebert is attempting to blunt the inevitable humiliation of not getting chosen by saying she’s not even going to run. (ETA: Also, she would have to resign her CO-3 seat to run in the CO-4 special, so Buck put her between a rock and a hard place.) This is similar to a kid saying he didn’t even want to play with a toy after mom gives it to his sister.
The result of all this machination is that voters in CO-4 will have ballots: one to pick the interim replacement for Buck, which will contain the party nominee for the seat, and one for primary to choose the Republican candidate for the November general election. Getting the nod for the special is a powerful endorsement and incentive for voters to vote for the same person in the special and the primary.
The bottom line here is that Boebert underestimated Ken Buck and he gave her a fuck-you, adios, you lose present going out the door. You love to see it.
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When compared to comedic gems such as The Producers, Young Frankenstein and Silent Movie, I have to confess that History of the World, Part 1 is disappointing. This lackluster 1981 film by Mel Brooks feels like a series of hit-or-miss comedy sketches barely held together by duct tape.
However, a highlight of History of the World, Part 1 for me is the hilarious “Dawn of Man” sequence in the beginning of the film. Underneath the sitcom caveman schtick, Brooks sees a fundamental truth and happily knocks it out of the park.
Narrator: Even in primitive man, the need to create was part of his nature. This need, this talent clearly separated early men from animals, who would never know this gift.
[a group of cavemen is intently watching someone doing something on the wall]
Narrator: And here, in a cave about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born.
[a drawing of a buffalo is shown, and a proud artist exhibiting his work to the tribe]
Narrator: And, of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable after birth… the critic.
[the critic urinates on the drawing]
And millions of years later, some things never change. The war between Artists and Critics goes on, with no ceasefire in sight. However, oddly enough, there are times where the combatants will switch roles and go to the Dark Side.
Case in point, Nic (True Detective) Pizzolatto. He went all in and Nic ain’t taking any prisoners.
Pizzolatto created the True Detective series for the premium cable network, with the first season starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. The fourth season, titled True Detective: Night Country, stars Kali Reis and Jodie Foster and is the first season without Pizzolatto’s involvement, although he is still credited as an executive producer of the drama.
Night Country recently wrapped its season and now ranks as the most-watched season of the franchise that started in 2014. Although the show created by Issa López has enjoyed good ratings and positive reviews, franchise originator Pizzolatto has thrown shade throughout the series’ run.Pizzolatto has reshared posts from some viewers criticizing the fourth season of True Detective. In a screenshot posted on social media, Pizzolatto shared an opinion from a fan slamming the finale, calling it “some of the sloppiest writing” and praising the show’s first season.
Is it me or does Pizzolatto sound like a bitter divorcee who’s enraged that his ex-wife has the gall to be happy without him? Worse, Pizzolatto doubled down on his online blitzkrieg.
Phillip Maciak@pjmaciak . Feb 19
You may have liked the TRUE DETECTIVE finale or you may have hated the TRUE DETECTIVE finale, but one thing is indisputable: Nic Pizzolatto is on Instagram, posting other people’s stories about how Issa López ruined the franchise like an absolutely enormous baby.
I see a “cease and desist” order in Nic Pizzolatto’s future. Nic has already found out to his dismay that if you can’t stand the heat, stay out the kitchen you tossed a grenade in. If this public meltdown was happening at a bar, Pizzolatto would have been cut off already. Sorry, dude. You don’t gotta go home, but you can’t stay here.
Anyway, in response to these slanderous comments, Issa López refused to get into the trench and wrestle in the mud with Pizzolatto. Instead, López released a statement that was more gracious and compassionate than he deserved.
In an interview with Vulture, López said, “I believe that every storyteller has a very specific, peculiar, and unique relation to the stories they create, and whatever his reactions are, he’s entitled to them.”
Translation: Not my clowns, not my circus.
(Wanna bet López choosing to take the high ground made Mr. Pizzolatto feel like she was rubbing salt into his wound with a Brillo pad?)
Still, it begs the question: why did Nic Pizzolatto decide to piss in his own bowl of cornflakes?
Here’s a theory: Sometimes the creative architects who build franchises get lost.
Maybe Pizzolatto is freaking out that True Detective became a puzzle he forgot how to solve so he does the guy thing and blames the women who he thinks don’t deserve to keep what he used to have even though he can’t tell you why.
It’s not Ms. López’s fault, Nic. You’re on the same side. Stop acting like a drunk Fred Flintstone writing your critique on the wall in the cave.
Sometimes the Muse stops speaking to you. Poetry becomes gibberish and the lovely melodies you used to sing together abruptly degenerated into loud and intolerable static.
The last thing an Artist ever wants to hear from their Muse is I’m not into you anymore, goodbye. Sadly, it’s an occupational hazard that inflicts creative people, and it happens without warning.
Why? Who the hell knows? Creativity is fragile magic to begin with. But yeah, it happens. A lot.
Chris Carter of the X-Files forgot who Scully and Muldur were.
Star Wars needed to step out from the enormous shadow of George Lucas to find itself again.
It took a while for Star Trek: The New Generation to build an identity because a Gene Roddenberry-sized road block was in the way.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey movies were such a joyless, by-the-numbers corporate product that moviegoers would be justified in asking for a DNA sample just to confirm that Peter Jackson was somewhere in there.
James Cameron, one of the best action movie directors of his generation, is trapped in a time loop making endless sequels to Avatar.
These visionaries got served an eviction notice from the franchises they built from the ground up and nobody knows why.
Too much interference from the Boss who signs the paychecks? Burnout? A cunning pickpocket stole your Karmic Lottery Ticket? Ain’t got a clue. Sometimes it goes and all you can do is hope it comes back.
I hope Nic Pizzolatto works it out soon and gets back in the game. No more standing outside your ex’s house with a boom box over your head. Please. It wasn’t a good look when John Cusack did it.
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I’m sure we’ll be hearing more from the legal eagles soon, as to whether this is a big deal. While we wait.
This is NOT the Fani Willis disqualification motion ruling.
It is an order quashing certain counts in the indictment because they lack specificity to put the defendants on notice so they can prepare an adequate defense. https://t.co/aKnhiUikYq
— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) March 13, 2024
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The charges dismissed from the indictment include counts 2, 5, 6, 23, 28, and 38. They relate to alleged efforts by Trump and others to solicit violations of oaths of office from state officials like Brad Raffensperger and former GA House Speaker David Ralston. pic.twitter.com/IdU4cO3Aex
— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) March 13, 2024
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New: As we await a decision from Judge McAfee on whether to disqualify Fani Willis, he has issued an order dismissing some charges in the indictment against Trump and others–but denies efforts to dismiss certain “overt acts” included in the indictment.https://t.co/jbV4sO7oVJ
— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) March 13, 2024
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BREAKING: in somewhat of an indication that Judge McAfee will NOT disqualify Willis, he’s refusing to throw out key elements of the RICO charge although he is tossing a few of the later counts against a few of the defendants for lack of specificity (1/x) pic.twitter.com/Vr84iedqOp
— Norm Eisen (norm.eisen on Threads) (@NormEisen) March 13, 2024
h/t Omnes on this last one.
Update with further details at 2 pn:
Some nuance missing from reporting on the impact of today’s ruling on Trump’s call to Brad Raffensperger:
For now, the criminal count related to the infamous call for soliciting a violation of Raffensperger’s oath of office is out.
The related overt act, however, survives. pic.twitter.com/lmgwTVrWaX
— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) March 13, 2024
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Update at 4:27 pm
Is the judge saying there is not enough evidence to proceed with this case?
No. He’s saying that the state has not sufficiently explained how the evidence relates to an oath. For example, we know Rudy Giuliani went to the Georgia General Assembly with John Eastman and provided false information in order to encourage these state officials to overturn the election. The theory is that violated both the federal and state constitutions.
But a prosecutor could make that claim in a number of different ways. Did they violate the Georgia Constitution’s right to vote; did they violate the equal protection clause in the U.S. Constitution? Is it the right to vote that is spelled out in Georgia’s state Constitution? Or is there some other provision of federal or state law they violated? It’s just not clear.
Could this delay the trial against Trump and his allies in Georgia?
Maybe. We will have to see. Willis can bring a new, more detailed indictment that is more in line with the state oath. I think if Willis brings another indictment on these charges, there probably won’t be a delay.
If she appeals this decision, rather than just seeking a new indictment, that might slow things down a little.
Open thread.
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I always feel better knowing that Sheldon Whitehouse is not giving up on making our judicial system work. He calls them out and actually tries to make change. Dick Durbin in my senator, and I wish he would make Senator Whitehouse the chair of Judiciary Committee. Sadly, in all these years, Durbin has never once called to ask for my advice!
Faulty decisions founded on false facts walk the streets like zombies plaguing our democracy. pic.twitter.com/a6rOK4Hnbr
— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) March 12, 2024
This look like good news to me – it certainly seems to have the potential to be better than the current judge shopping that is so destructive to the rule of law. But I am not really familiar with this group and what power it actually has. Does anybody know?
The Judicial Conference of the United States has strengthened the policy governing random case assignment, limiting the ability of litigants to effectively choose judges in certain cases by where they file a lawsuit.
The policy addresses all civil actions that seek to bar or mandate state or federal actions, “whether by declaratory judgment and/or any form of injunctive relief.” In such cases, judges would be assigned through a district-wide random selection process.
“Since 1995, the Judicial Conference has strongly supported the random assignment of cases and the notion that all district judges remain generalists,” said Judge Robert J. Conrad, Jr., secretary of the Conference. “The random case-assignment policy deters judge-shopping and the assignment of cases based on the perceived merits or abilities of a particular judge. It promotes the impartiality of proceedings and bolsters public confidence in the federal Judiciary.”
In most of the nation’s 94 federal district courts, local case assignment plans facilitate the random selection of judges. Some plans assign cases to a judge in the division of the court where the case is filed. In divisions where only a single judge sits, these rules have made it possible for a litigant to pre-select that judge by filing in that division.
In a November 2021 letter, Senator Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), and Patrick Leahy, a Vermont senator who since has retired, raised concerns about a concentration of patent cases filed in single-judge divisions.
Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., referenced this letter in his 2021 Year-End Report on the Federal Judiciary, calling for a study of judicial assignment practices in patent cases.
“Senators from both sides of the aisle have expressed concern that case assignment procedures … might, in effect, enable the plaintiff to select a particular judge to hear a case,” Roberts said. During the patent-case study, the Court Administration and Case Management Committee (CACM) determined that similar issues might occur in bankruptcy and other types of civil litigation. Public debate grew when several highly controversial lawsuits, seeking nationwide injunctions against federal government policies, were filed in single-judge court divisions.
In submitting the proposed policy to the Judicial Conference, the CACM Committee said that some local case assignment plans risked creating an appearance of “judge shopping.” The committee also noted that the value of trying a civil case in the nearest court division becomes less important when the impact of a ruling might be felt statewide or even nationally.
The amended policy applies to cases involving state or federal laws, rules, regulations, policies, or executive branch orders. District courts may continue to assign cases to a single-judge division when they do not seek to bar or mandate state or federal actions, whether by declaratory judgment and/or any form of injunctive relief.
In addition to the Judiciary policy, the CACM committee will disseminate guidance to all district courts regarding civil case assignment.
The 26-member Judicial Conference is the policy-making body for the federal court system. By statute, the Chief Justice of the United States serves as its presiding officer and its members are the chief judges of the 13 courts of appeals, a district judge from each of the 12 geographic circuits, and the chief judge of the Court of International Trade.
What else are you seeing along the lines of hope and inspiration?
I love that some right-wing idiot is now referring to Biden as Jacked Up Joe.
But I hope we don’t end up with photos like this.
Open thread.
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4 years ago today: COVID-19 is officially declared a pandemic pic.twitter.com/oH2woWDA5e
— BNO News (@BNOFeed) March 12, 2024
For better or worse, I’m finding less and less information to aggregate, as endemic Covid-19 becomes just another cost of doing business…
Last night's update: 146,588 new cases, 1,658 new deaths https://t.co/vLpOPkrlwf
— BNO News (@BNOFeed) March 11, 2024
So far this year, more than 2.5 million cases of COVID have been reported in the U.S., causing 209,000 hospitalizations and nearly 21,000 deaths.
— BNO News (@BNOFeed) March 11, 2024
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The Historic Columbia River Highway is the oldest scenic highway in the US; the first paved road in the Gorge expressly designed for sightseers. It was started in 1915 when auto ownership exploded in Portland, and finished in 1922. It was designed by Samuel G. Lancaster to integrate the road with cliffs, forests, and the river and much of it was constructed by Italian stonemasons. I didn’t get a lot of pictures, but here’s some idea of how he designed and built the road.
We also stopped at Bonneville Dam, built in 1937. It was the first federal dam on the Columbia, and together with Grand Coulee it produced enough electricity to make it cheap to refine aluminum (an electrical process), critical to Boeing’s bomber construction in Seattle. President Truman said “Without Grand Coulee and Bonneville dams it would have been almost impossible to win this war.”
Elephant Rock. Lancaster had the crews remove only the minimum amount of the rock as possible to pass traffic.
