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Sky Turd – I don’t know if you can find these things, but my heart is riding on your wings

by @heymistermix.com|  January 24, 20246:35 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Just a brief note on the absolute failure and disaster that is the 737 MAX program at Boeing.  It’s looking like the door plug blew out of Alaska Air 1282 because the 4 bolts that were supposed to retain it weren’t installed.  It’s also looking like quality control across the Boeing 737 line is a sham, a farce, a disaster — because Spirit, the contractor in Wichita that makes the 737 fuselage, is shitty, and the Renton assembly factory has to fix all of Spirits fuckups, and they’re overwhelmed.

If that’s true — and I’m going to embed a comment that Rayne at Emptywheel found from a purported Boeing engineer that I think is probably correct, below — then every 737 MAX must be torn apart and completely re-inspected.   What else did they miss?

As a recreational reader of airplane history, this has never happened before.  There have been failures of certain parts (737 rudder actuators), certain designs (Comet, Lockheed Electra), of maintenance (American’s DC-10 engine maintenance, Alaska Air’s MD-80 jackscrew), but I don’t know of any instance where assembly QA was so bad that parts could have been left off.

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Live Free or Die Like a Bug on a Windshield

by @heymistermix.com|  January 24, 20244:11 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I hope I’m not the only one who is glad to see the Iowa/New Hampshire lock on early nominating contests start to loosen.  Big shout out to the organizers of the write-in campaign, by the way, since they denied the worthless political press their “Joe Biden isn’t popular with Democrats” story by giving him a bigger win than Trump.  Fuck the New Hampshire Democratic Party for holding this primary.  There’s no reason they deserve to be first every year, and Biden did the right thing by not participating.

Speaking of the useless, worthless, lazy political press, I’m going to love the anxiety that’s going to accompany the 2028 primary season.  These fuckers might have to go out and actually write a story that isn’t a mad-lib version of what’s been written for decades about New Hampshire and Iowa.  This herd of sheep has a huge problem whenever they have to do something original, and when South Carolina or Nevada or some other state is first, they’re in dire danger of having to write about an issue or two instead of what they’re serving in some diner in Nashua.  I’m sure they’ll find some simple prop to occupy their minds, but at least they’ll have to look.

Finally, following up on Betty’s post about DeSantis earlier today, it strikes me that one of Bootsie’s main problems is that he’s such a fucking cowardly splitter.  Is he supporting Trump or not?  In his concession speech, he endorsed Trump.  Now he’s out shitting all over him.  The dude is already short and has fewer social skills than bag of used diapers, but he’s also a both-ways Charlie.  It’s obvious he hates Trump, but he’s too much of a chickenshit to do anything but act like the kid who kisses the bully’s ass when he’s around, then talks shit about him when he’s gone.  And we all hate that kid.

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This Is a Big Joe Biden Deal

by WaterGirl|  January 24, 20242:46 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Politics, War in Ukraine

BREAKING: The Senate Foreign Relations Committee has ADVANCED legislation to SEIZE Russian assets to fund Ukraine.

BREAKING: The Senate Foreign Relations Committee has ADVANCED legislation to SEIZE Russian assets to fund Ukraine. https://t.co/yqHFpnalFs

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) January 24, 2024

Everything is impossible. Until it isn’t.

(The Hill)

The Senate Foreign Relations Committee advanced legislation Wednesday to allow the U.S. to seize frozen Russian assets to pay for Ukraine’s reconstruction.

The top Democrat and Republican on the panel were confident that Senate leadership viewed the legislation, called the REPO Act, as a priority for passage amid stalled efforts to deliver on further assistance for Ukraine.

“Leadership’s committed to move this as quickly as it can. It very well could be a caboose on a bill that goes through here quickly,” said Sen. James E. Risch (R-Idaho), the ranking member of the committee and sponsor of the REPO Act.

If signed into law, the legislation would mark the first time the U.S. has seized foreign assets of a country it is not at war with. Lawmakers said the Biden administration is supportive of the bill.

“They want to have this in their toolkit,” said Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.), chair of the committee.

An administration official told The Hill that “Generally speaking, we are supportive of having domestic legislative authorities that will give us flexibility as we continue to discuss with partners and allies on how best to cease Russia’s aggression in Ukraine and ensure Russia pays for the damage it has caused.”

The official continued, “We are also engaged in active conversations with our allies and partners, including the G7, to ensure we are all coordinated in making Russia pay.”

Cardin succeeded in passing his amendment to the bill in the committee meeting, an effort to address what he said are concerns around challenges in American courts to the U.S. government seizure of another foreign government’s assets and not draw out the process.

“I think it’s naive to think there won’t be legal challenges. … The amendment that I was able to get in will shorten any legal challenge,” Cardin said.

“What this allows, the administration to get those issues resolved early in the process and therefore can move forward with this tool. And it also gives our partners around the world confidence that we’re on a sound legal basis when we move forward.”

The U.S. holds about $5 billion to $6 billion in Russian central bank assets that it froze in February 2022 following Russian President Vladimir Putin’s launch of a full-scale invasion into Ukraine.

The action was taken in coordination with partners in Europe, Canada and Japan, with total frozen Russian central bank assets held overseas said to amount to about $300 billion.

Group of Seven (G7) nations, the priority bloc supporting Ukraine, has yet to come to a consensus on using frozen Russian assets for Ukraine’s reconstruction. But the U.S. move on cementing language and passing legislation is viewed as a priority step in getting other countries on board.

Baked into the text is for the executive branch to certify to Congress that it is coordinating with G7 partners and others on working together on the seizure of Russian assets for Ukraine’s reconstruction.

“The body of the bill itself is very clear about the need for multilateral action not just with G7 — it also mentions Australia and a couple other areas where there are Russian assets,” Cardin said.

“So it only works if we can get those who have the largest amounts of Russian assets to work with us. That is made very clearly in the body of the bill.”

Cardin said the priority issue is for the Senate to follow through passing President Biden’s National Security Supplemental, which is to include $60 billion for Ukraine but is held up over negotiations on changes to U.S. immigration policy.

“We gotta get this supplemental done. Ukraine has to have it. It’s a matter of survival,” Cardin said, adding that the REPO bill is a way to impose more pressure on Russia to remove its troops and “accepting responsibility for the damages that they’ve caused.”

I’m not saying this will happen tomorrow, but clearly steps are being taken to make this possible.

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Sunshine State Fault Lines (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 24, 20249:41 am| 253 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Elections 2024, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

I figured after DeSantis’s embarrassing defeat at the (tiny orange) hands of Donald Trump, the governor would roll over, piddle on his own belly and meekly rejoin the MAGA pack to salvage his future in Repub politics. He endorsed Trump and dissed Haley on the way out, which fit that pattern.

But now fault lines are spidering out across the peninsula, exposing fissures that separate House Don from House Ron. Consider the fate of an absurd bill a MAGA sycophant in the statehouse forwarded this week to put Florida taxpayers on the hook for $5 million in legal fees for Trump. John posted about it yesterday.

Signaling a crack in the alliance, DeSantis vowed to veto the bill, embarrassing Florida’s ambitious elected “CFO” Jimmy Patronis, who had enthusiastically touted it hours before as a “Florida Freedom Fighters Fund” that could also allegedly benefit DeSantis. The bill was quietly withdrawn.

Also yesterday, on a wingnut radio program, DeSantis threw cold water on Trump’s glorious victory in the Iowa caucuses and said straight-up that Trump has an enthusiasm problem: (WaPo)

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said Tuesday that Donald Trump’s commanding victory in Iowa should be “a huge warning sign” for Republicans, comments critical of the former president’s influence on the party that come just days after DeSantis dropped out of the race and endorsed Trump.

Speaking on the “Steve Deace Show,” DeSantis warned that the low turnout for the Iowa caucuses was reflective of conservatives who are expressing their discontent with Trump by staying away from the polls. He said his team found Iowa Republicans who caucused in 2016 but who were refusing to do so again in 2024.

“They were conservative but they did not want to see Trump nominated again, but they had basically been told that it was inevitable, that it was over, so why even bother?” DeSantis said. “And they just totally dropped out of the process.”

Election interference!

That turnout problem could get worse, DeSantis said. “In each contest, those voters that had checked out, I think that percentage will grow and those are the voters you need to be competitive.”

“And I think they’re just like, you know what? ‘We’re doing this again?’ and they’re checked out. So it’s a huge warning sign for Republicans, nationally, based on what we saw in Iowa…”

DeSantis sounded a note of caution in his comments Tuesday: “When I have people come up to me who voted for Reagan and … have been conservative their whole life, [who] say that they don’t want to vote for Trump again, that’s a problem. So he’s got to figure out a way to solve that. I think there’s an enthusiasm problem overall.”

The squinty fascist prick is probably right about the enthusiasm problem. Lots of us called it when the de facto incumbent Trump failed to pick up de facto incumbent-levels of support in Iowa and again in New Hampshire.

But what’s DeSantis’s angle? Is it just sour grapes because Iowa voters resoundingly rejected DeSantis? If so, the timing is odd because Trump started making conciliatory mouth-noises when DeSantis dropped out and endorsed Trump. So why pick another fight with The Beast?

My guess is DeSantis believes Joe Biden will defeat Trump (again), and DeSantis is positioning himself to be the party’s post-Trump savior after a loss (again). So, the 2028 strategy is a modification of the 2024 approach, the change being that DeSantis won’t have to run against Trump in the primary next time.

However, I wouldn’t bet the farm on that. If Orange Sauron loses in 2024 and is still alive and unincarcerated in 2028, he might claim two elections in a row were stolen and run again. Would anyone put it past him?

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COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: January 24, 2024

by Anne Laurie|  January 24, 20246:27 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs

More people are lining up for a flu shot than a #Covid vaccine. It’s not clear why the disparity exists, and there is likely a combination of explanations, say experts who study vaccine acceptance & vaccine hesitancy https://t.co/97C9zPYbA9

— delthia ricks 🔬 (@DelthiaRicks) January 23, 2024

Last night's update: 330,000 new cases, 2,381 new deaths https://t.co/u0Y2p1wSot

— BNO News (@BNOFeed) January 22, 2024

This is the 3rd week in a row with more than 2,000 new deaths, or 6,643 deaths combined. This is also the 19th week in a row with more than 1,000 new deaths, or more than 30,000 during the same period.

— BNO News (@BNOFeed) January 22, 2024

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: New Hampshire in the Rear View Mirror

by Anne Laurie|  January 24, 20244:59 am| 103 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Remember, folks — sharing is caring!

Biden is hitting 70% as a *write-in* and the media frames him as weak

Trump is being held to 10 points and the media says he's strong.

I don't get it. #NewHampshirePrimary pic.twitter.com/h1UM53navK

— Brent Peabody ???? (@brent_peabody) January 24, 2024

New Hampshire voter: President Biden has done a better job than people give him credit for. He’s got a lot done on infrastructure and he’s actually done something to combat climate change which almost nobody else has pic.twitter.com/d7o3DdRUSr

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) January 24, 2024

the media told me President Biden didn't have enthusiastic supporters.

do you know how much enthusiasm you have to have to go to a polling place in new hampshire in winter to vote for someone whose name is not even on the ballot? for delegates that don't even exist? i mean cmon.

— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) January 24, 2024

President Biden just won the NH primary as a write-in. He wasn’t on the ballot and he didn’t campaign there, but tell me more about how BiDeN is dRagGinG dEmS doWn. He’s the nominee and he’s gonna win reelection. Cry more. #BidenHarris2024

— queen of hoops snark 👸🏻✡️🏀💖 (@layneashley222) January 24, 2024

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Late Night Open Thread: A Shift in the Vibes

by Anne Laurie|  January 24, 20242:13 am| 69 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat

When do we start reporting the lack of off the charts enthusiasm for Trump?

A gazillion stories about Biden but Trump ain’t bringing them out the way he used to

And @mckaycoppins reported his rallies don’t have the entertainment edge they used to

Something’s happening here https://t.co/hDlLDqcZsV

— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) January 21, 2024

1/Last 3-4 weeks the vibes about the election have significantly shifted. For three years I’ve been asking why people assumed that after 1-6, Dobbs, indictments, & cognitive decline that Trump would keep or even add to his 2020 voters. It’s always been a bad assumption

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 23, 2024

2/Part of the problem, of course, has been the media polls, which have seemed predicated on similar or greater Trump turnout (as if there are a lot of people who didn’t vote in 2016 or 2020 but now, after all that has happened since Nov 2020, finally felt strongly…

3/…about Trump that _this_ time they’ll vote for him). Those polls have also showed 3rd party candidates getting 20% of the vote, which was evidence that they didn’t like their choices & hadn’t confronted the necessity to make a choice from the actual candidates…

4/Its also taken time for people to start to figure out that much of the supposed “sourness about the economy” was Repubs responding to survey questions about the economy w partisan answers (aided by spectacularly crappy press coverage of Biden policy successes). But now…

5/…we’re starting to get actual votes for & against Trump. Lot of pundits downplayed the Repubs’ 2022 disaster, they keep on saying Dobbs will fade, they ignored or failed to understand the results of 2023/special elections, etc.

But in Iowa Trump got barely 50%. He may win…

6/…NH by a solid margin, but reporters are starting to run in to a lot of 2020 Trump voters who adamantly refuse to vote for him in 2024. The evidence is harder to brush off

Trump is significantly weaker than he was when he lost by 7m votes

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