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My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

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Foreign Office Briefing: A Very Un-English Tradition

by Rose Judson|  October 31, 20241:23 pm| 225 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

There was a time when the major late-autumn party here in England was Guy Fawkes’ Night (or Bonfire Night) on the 5th of November—I remember that being the case during my first few years here, in the second GW Bush administration. But since 2014 or so, people in England have begun to embrace an Americanised version of the holiday that originated with their Celtic neighbours to the north and west – Halloween. There was resistance for a long time, as this old Fry and Laurie sketch demonstrates:

This year, however, the UK will spend nearly a billion pounds on the holiday. It’s hard to pinpoint just when it became mainstream, but I noticed a surge in popularity about six or so years ago. Suddenly there were Halloween displays in the supermarkets—very welcome displays, given that prior years would see back-to-school displays being replaced with Christmas goods in September.

I give out full-size candy. I’m known as the “American” house on the road as a result, and it’s pretty terrific. I like to think I’m doing my bit for soft diplomacy, even if I am giving out a lot of Cadbury products.

Foreign Office Briefing: A Very Un-English Tradition

The Child also embraces her Americanness at Halloween. Now 15, she’s a bit long in the tooth to go trick-or-treating, but she loves to dress up to give out candy, to wit:

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Open Thread: Happy Halloween!

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 202410:43 am| 255 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads

A treat bag from your favorite political cartoonists to celebrate the secular holiday…
STOCKPILE - Happy Halloween 3

(John Deering via GoComics.com)
 

STOCKPILE - Happy Halloween 2
(Clay Jones via GoComics.com)

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(Nick Anderson via GoComics.com)

STOCKPILE - Happy Halloween 4
(Joel Pett via GoComics.com)

STOCKPILE - Happy Halloween 5
(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

STOCKPILE - Happy Halloween 1
(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Happy Diwali!

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20247:12 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Religion

Indians celebrate Diwali by lighting a record number of earthen lamps https://t.co/jaX5TuMtgx

— The Associated Press (@AP) October 31, 2024

The annual Hindu festival of lights is set on a lunar schedule, so it only occasionally coincides with Halloween. But I would assume that more lights, sweets, and fireworks are always welcome at this time of year…

Millions of Indians began celebrating the annual Hindu festival of lights, Diwali, by symbolically lighting a record 2.51 million clay oil lamps at dusk on Wednesday on the banks of the river Saryu in a northern Indian city they believe to be the birthplace of the deity Lord Ram.

Diwali is the most important festival of the year in India, particularly for the Hindu majority. It is celebrated by socializing and exchanging gifts with loved ones. Many light candles and oil lamps made from clay. Fireworks are set off. In the evening, a special prayer is dedicated to the Hindu goddess Lakshmi, who is believed to bring luck and prosperity.

A Guinness World Records team presented a certificate to Uttar Pradesh state Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath acknowledging the unprecedented number of oil lamps, exceeding last year’s 2.2 million. Drone cameras closely monitored the event…

“More than 30,000 volunteers, primarily college students, worked meticulously to maintain the systematic pattern of burning lamps for the prescribed time,” said Dr. Pratibha Goyal, vice chancellor of Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Avadh University, who coordinated the massive effort.

The lamps lit along 55 riverfront steps of the river Saryu created a captivating display along 1.5 kilometers (one mile). As the lamps remained lit for over five minutes, government spokesperson Shishir Singh said Ayodhya achieved its seventh consecutive world record for the largest display…

The event transformed Ayodhya into a city of lights amid devotional bhajan singing. A laser show depicting scenes from the epic Ramayana added to the experience, and an eco-friendly fireworks show lit the skyline. Traditional decorations, including elaborate arches and grand gateways along the main highways, captured the festive atmosphere as folk cultural performances drew pilgrims to the streets.

The festival also featured a praying ceremony performed by 1,100 priests along riverbanks…

Diwali’s main celebrations are held across the country on Thursday.

Diwali: A festival that lights up the world!

From the heart of the White House to the vast expanse of space, the celebration of light resonates across the globe.

Join us as we share these heartwarming moments of Diwali!#FestivalOfLights#DiwaliInUSA#Diwali2024 pic.twitter.com/CueyfaT3HB

— MyGovIndia (@mygovindia) October 30, 2024

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On The Road – swiftfox – Tanzanian Safari Part 1 First Days

by WaterGirl|  October 31, 20245:00 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

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I was excited to do this at it was my first trip overseas. Canada doesn’t count even if you need a passport now. There were eight of us on the photo safari. There were three Land Rovers so we had plenty of room in the field to shoot pictures. While I was hoping to see the big cats, I was more interested in the smaller species. A brief glance through the bird guide also had me excited though it was not prime birding season.

The first day was spent decompressing at the Mt Meru Game Lodge. Originally set up 60-plus years ago as a wildlife research sanctuary and education facility, it has become more of a resort hotel. It’s been a long time since I have used skeleton keys.

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On The Road - swiftfox - Tanzanian Safari Part 1  First Days 4
Mount Meru Game LodgeSeptember 7, 2024

There were vervet and colobus monkeys on the grounds. This is a colobus monkey. 

Dank Grey Dawn Open Thread: For the History Records

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20244:32 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

Initially thought this was edited but it’s a real photo via Getty Images. https://t.co/rT9HSqGMxf pic.twitter.com/to5rFfgbze

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 31, 2024

A BlueSky poaster who chooses to remain unportable:

He looks like someone put an inflatable sex doll on a road flagging crew.

Trump is spending the final days of the campaign living like a make-a-wish kid on a shoestring budget.

Listen honey we couldn’t get Disney and the space shuttle but we got you something even better, a shift at McDonald’s and a failed roast comic and a ride on a trash truck.

I think he’s completely lost it.
Trump is currently in his own garbage truck, denying knowledge of a garbage joke and refusing to apologise to Puerto Rico for it being called an island of garbage.
Are his campaign team drunk?

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— News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) October 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM

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Wednesday Night Open Thread: Elon Musk Cannot Get Beyond His Apartheid Upbringing

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 202410:21 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Elections 2024, Grifters Gonna Grift, Republican Venality

EXCLUSIVE: America PAC door knockers were flown to Michigan, driven in the back of a U-Haul, and told they’d have to pay hotel bills unless they met unrealistic quotas.

One was surprised they were working to elect Donald Trump.https://t.co/GryzljwXWZ

— WIRED (@WIRED) October 30, 2024

This is America, Mr. Musk. You may still find ways to scam, abuse, and cheat your [mostly Black] workers, but you can’t keep them from complaining to the media about it. Wired reports “Workers Say They Were Tricked and Threatened as Part of Elon Musk’s Get-Out-the-Vote Effort”:

“I was in shock and disbelief,” says a paid door knocker flown to Michigan to help turn out the vote for former president Donald Trump on behalf of Elon Musk’s America PAC.

In Michigan, canvassers and paid door knockers for the former president, contracted by a firm associated with America PAC, have been subjected to poor working conditions: A number of them have been driven around in the back of a seatless U-Haul van, according to video obtained by WIRED, and threatened that their lodging at a local motel wouldn’t be paid for if they didn’t meet canvassing quotas. One door knocker alleges that they didn’t even know they were signing up for anything having to do with Musk or Trump.

A representative for Musk and America PAC did not return a request for comment.

The contract these door knockers signed with Blitz Canvassing, which is a subcontractor of Musk’s America PAC, says they are “expected to maintain a 17-22% engagement rate during the campaign,” which is a high target relative to the number of people who typically open their door for a stranger. A group of out-of-state America PAC canvassers were told during a recent team meeting that if they didn’t hit their targets, which the door knocker says were more than 1,000 a week on total doors knocked, the organization would stop paying for their motel rooms…

Blitz Canvassing, which had received more than $9 million from America PAC for presidential campaign canvassing as of October 29, did not immediately reply to a request for comment…

“I knew nothing of the job, or much of the job description, other than going door to door and asking the voters who are they voting for,” says a door knocker who was one of the people in the back of the van and who is requesting anonymity because they signed a nondisclosure agreement. “Then, after I signed over an NDA, is when I found out we are for Republicans and with Trump.”

The door knocker adds that they had “overheard my supervisor and a few others mention Elon Musk” by name, marking the first time they had heard of the billionaire X owner’s involvement.

The Trump campaign has largely outsourced its field operation in Michigan to Musk, a move that has come under heavy criticism as previously reported by WIRED. Blitz Canvassing has also reportedly had issues with fake door knocks being flagged by Campaign Sidekick, the glitchy app used by America PAC. In Nevada and Arizona, up to a quarter of the door interactions were flagged as potential fakes within the app, according to The Guardian. (“Sidekick was never expected to handle the auditing of America PAC’s door operation. The reason the PAC is confident in its numbers is because of the auditing procedures each canvassing firm puts in place and the auditing procedures of the PAC writ large,” a person familiar with the America PAC operation told The Guardian at the time.)

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Wednesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 30, 20249:32 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Again, not much to say. Really looking forward to this election being over so more interesting stuff is disussed on the regular. Delivered the last batch of signs today, so that phase of the election is over for me.

In other election news, Republicans are now attacking a bunch of nuns:

“It’s invaded our home,”
the Pennsylvania nuns wrongly accused of voter fraud. pic.twitter.com/TaqnojRAqI

— Jay O'Brien (@jayobtv) October 31, 2024

Keep digging, lads.

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I’m watching Marcella on Netflix, and really enjoying it. I do love that Laura Carmichael. Everything I have ever seen her in I have enjoyed.

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