Prior to the re-election of this Nation’s Favorite Kenyan, I couldn’t decide whether I wanted Republicans to stop talking about rape — because oh dear lurd what the hell are they talking about!? — or never stop talking about rape, because OH DEAR LURD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING EVERYONE MUST HEAR THIS.
I’m having that same dilemma with the latest Republican to face-plant in the bowl of rape nuts — Georgia Rep. Phil Gingrey, Todd Akin of the Legitimate Rape Akins‘s defender and man-bro.)
Stop talking Phil Gingrey! No wait! Never stop talking Phil Gingrey!