Debbie Schlussel has uncovered a shocking Islamic plot to indoctrinate our children by programming children’s toys to say “Islam is the light”.
I blame Clinton for the jihadist baby doll and Obama for the jihadist Nintendo game.
What’s scary is that this all part of a larger pattern, one that Obama has yet to stamp out despite having already been in office 13 days:
- Remember in 1998 when parents all across the United States had hissy-fits because they really, truly believed their children’s Teletubby dolls were saying “Faggot, faggot, bite my butt“?
- And how about the California woman who threatened a lawsuit in 2000 after convincing herself that a Teletubby doll was telling her child, “I got a gun, I got a gun! Run away, run away!“
- Or the woman who complained in 2006 that a Little Mermaid doll called her daughter “a slut.”
- Or the parent who claimed in early 2008 that a Tickle Me Elmo doll had made death threats against her son?
This chilling video shows that Satanists have gotten in on the act too:
Update: Libarbarian notices something even more disturbing. The manufacturer claims:
The sounds are publicly available for license. It is a recording of a 5 month old baby babbling non-intelligible phrases.
That means the jihadists have successfully recruited an army of “babbling” five month old sleeper agents. Don’t forget: it was five months ago, almost to the very day, that Obama was elected. Makes you wonder.
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