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Mad Skills

by John Cole|  June 4, 20224:25 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, Balloon Juice, Open Threads

As many of you know, I’m in touch with a lot of my old buddies from the Army and we have stayed in touch for over 30 years. When I was in the 11th ACR in Germany, I was on the CO’s tank, and we became really good friends. I was his driver and then later gunner on the tank and I was his HMMW driver, so we were basically inseparable. At any rate, he is of Ukrainian descent, and this war has been really hard on him, so I asked our resident quilting expert to make him a quilt like the one we auctioned off.

She is amazing:

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Joey Maloney – Cartoons, Roller Derby & Glass!

by WaterGirl|  April 2, 20221:07 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, On The Road

Thanks to 1960s Saturday afternoon television, I’m a glass artist.

When I was small, back when UHFosaurs roamed the earth, Saturday morning was for cartoons. But at noon, after the cartoons were done, a kid’s choices were a) monster movies or b) roller derby. Since I was reading Asimov and Clarke and Simak by the time I was 8, I was already too sophisticated an audience for what got filmed as science fiction midcentury. So roller derby it was. I never figured out how the games were scored but I liked how fast the women skated. And the fights. Even then I enjoyed watching grownups behaving badly.

Flashforward to the 1990s and the riot grrl-inspired roller derby revival. Young women and girls were organizing and teams were popping up everywhere. It was and remains entirely a homegrown sport with no big-money promotion behind it so teams are self-financing. I learned about it by driving past a fundraiser car wash by the local team. I went to a bout and was hooked. I became a passionate supporter, recalling those Saturday afternoons of my childhood except with way more genderqueer.

One time I attended an evening fundraiser for the team that included a silent auction – and now we finally get to the point of my story. One of the skaters was a glass artist and one of the silent auction items was a lesson in glass fusing. I thought that sounded interesting and so I bid on it and won. And was absolutely captivated by the process, and started taking regular lessons from her.

After emigrating in the oughties it took me awhile to find my footing in my new home but after I did I found another artist to learn from. When once-a-week studio time wasn’t enough, I saved up and bought my own kiln and set up my own studio and commenced learning by doing, in the process wasting a lot of expensive art glass.

I work primarily in “warm glass”, using temperatures up to about 1600F to fuse and slump flat assemblies of glass in a kiln. This is distinguished from “hot glass” where special furnaces bring glass to 2400F and a completely molten state which is then blown and shaped. I’m also learning lampwork, using a torch to form small 3D objects.

Warm glass is a slow medium. Once you have cut and assembled the glass, the firing cycle can take ten or twelve hours with long, slow heatup and cooldown periods to prevent shattering from thermal shock. Many pieces take multiple firings. You must wait to find out if the result matches your vision, or is just scrap. Or once in a while you get something unexpected but delightful.

For some reason I like the delay. I like there’s always some uncertainty. Skill and experience can minimize it but you can never be quite certain how the heat will affect your efforts.

I make a lot of mezuzot, Jewish ritual objects that are affixed to doorways. They’re a fun challenge because it’s a very restricted size and shape but within those strict limits one can be playful.

Lately I’ve gotten interested in Kufic script, which is Arabic rendered on a strict grid pattern. It is a perfect subject for kilncarving, the process of using heat-resistant material to “carve” shapes into the glass.

After several years of work I opened a gallery in the local artists’ quarter. In January of 2020, so that worked out well. The gallery is closed. The gallery’s web page is still up.  Most everything pictured is available for sale, and I also take commissions if you have a project in mind.

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“Calico” approx. 20×17 cm including frame. In memoriam of my calico Isadore.

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Grumpy Old Railroader – Retirement Job – Landscape Watercolors!

by WaterGirl|  January 29, 20221:30 pm| 88 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Our featured artist today is Grumpy Old Railroader!  He doesn’t seem that grumpy to me, so let’s give him a warm welcome.

If you would like your talent featured in the Artists in Our Midst series, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  This is one of the final Artists posts in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.  Authors, too!

This is along the lines of “How it Started” vs the other paintings which are “How it is Going.”

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So yeah I keep this first real painting – when I get frustrated I pull it out and realize I’ve come a long way.

I retired from the railroad after 44 years in 2008. I had always “doodled” and even took a couple of art classes in school. Dabbled in string sculptures, macrame wall hangings and a few crappy paintings in my hippie daze (not misspelled). I got serious in 2016 and outfitted myself with cheap tools, cheap paints, cheap everything.

Once I got to a real art class my instructor sat me down and explained that art is a craft like carpentry or anything else. Get the best tools and best everything, master all the painting techniques and learn to fly. His only caveat was that some folks pick it up a lot quicker than others but that every person, given time and practice, can learn to paint.

So I feel I have arrived somewhat. When I started I perhaps painted a “keeper” 1 out of 20 paintings. I got it down to 1 out of less than 10. Progress! (And nobody sees the flops I painted). My usual process is my beautiful young bride (married in 1973) and I wander up and down the California North Coast in our RV for 3-4 months every year (month at a time) and I hike and take pics. The good pics get printed out and used for a painting. Alternatively, like the Chickadee painting, I just google a good pic on the inner tubes.

Prints, towels, coffee cups, and even pillow covers are available at my website.

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Pigeon Point LighthouseJune 1, 2017

From Daughter-in-Law photo

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Betsy – Watercolor Landscapes and House Portraits!

by WaterGirl|  January 23, 20221:00 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Our featured artist today is Betsy!  Let’s give her a warm welcome.

If you would like your talent featured in the Artists in Our Midst series, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  This is the final Artists post in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.

Betsy

I paint landscapes in watercolor.

I have a couple of favorite subjects.

One is the sense of a  particular ecosystem or plant community. I want to be able to remember the sound of the insects buzzing in the beach dunes, or make you imagine the coolth of the air sifting down a shaded hillside in a northern forest.

My other main interest is structures in their setting — a town or rural village.  I’m especially interested in the spaces between buildings.  

I’ve also painted a few house portraits for friends and clients.  Right now I’d like to do more work on commission, since I just left a “real” job due to coronavirus concerns.

I hope you enjoy these paintings!

Update from Betsy:

I am is available to take commissions for art.  I specialize in house portraits, but if you would like a different subject, let me know and I may be able to do something a little different for you.  I would love to do some art for you!

Previously I have mostly done commissions for friends and neighbors, so bear with me as I start to scale up — this feels like a good moment for it.

My email for commissions is BetsyMakesArtForYou at the google email place.

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Adirondack Mountains

Mixed hardwood-conifer forest and pond edge

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Frank Wilhoit – Classical Music: How Does It Work?

by WaterGirl|  October 9, 20217:00 pm| 82 Comments

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Our featured artist today is Frank Wilhoit!  

Let’s give him a warm welcome.

If you would like your talent featured in the Artists in Our Midst series, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  This is the final Artists post in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.

“Classical” Music: How Does It Work?

…ask fairly few people, fewer as time goes by.  But the answers are straightforward and open up a vast new world of enrichment.  I will use my own works as examples — not only because I am an insufferable egotist, but also because that way you can set aside any specific expectations that you may have, based upon earlier chance encounters with The Standard Repertory.  I will also present the discussion with the utmost concision, but will expand upon any particular points requested in comments.

How does it work?  The first principle is contrast.  Contrast manifests in many ways.  The most obvious one is dynamic contrast: quiet versus loud.  (Sometimes very quiet indeed, and sometimes very loud indeed.)  Another important one is tempo: fast versus slow (very, indeed, etc.).  Another is timbre or tone color: different types/families of instruments.

Why is contrast essential?  Because I am asking for your time and just who in Hell do I think I am, anyways?  Your time is the most valuable commodity you have and if I am going to ask you to spend it absorbing my musical thoughts then I must give you fair value for that bargain.  Contrast builds musical form, because contrasts have to be integrated, and that takes time; and form explains how the time is being used.  All of that is perceived subconsciously.

Contrast is not the only ingredient of form; the other big ones are repetition and tonality.  (Tonality is also perceived subconsciously.)  Repetition is the obvious link between “classical” and “popular” music: tunes are played more than once.  The difference is what happens to them when they come back: [how [much]] have they been changed?  And this is really a matter of why repetition; and that comes back to time, and therefore form, and therefore contrast.

Enough talk, let’s do some listening.  2020 was the kind of year that posed distinctive challenges to sanity (are there other kinds of year?).  Here was my reaction:

This serenade was composed during the summer of 2020.  It is for ten instruments: pairs of flutes, oboes, clarinets, bassoon, and horns.  There is a long tradition of serenades for wind ensemble: Mozart wrote a bunch of them.  My serenade is in four “movements”, this being an obsolete definition of the word, meaning “pace” or “rate of speed” — in other words, tempo.  My four tempi are fast, very fast, very slow, and medium.  One ought not write consecutive movements in the same tempo: contrast!

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Now what about the tunes?  The important thing to notice is that they are made up of little pieces called motives, which are assembled, transformed, and reassembled in different ways throughout.  This enables constant repetition, tying the form together, but without repetitiousness, because they are always changing.  At the very beginning, the horn plays four notes; the clarinet instantly expands that to six, then the oboe repeats the original four notes, then the clarinet introduces a new motive, spiky and descending in wide jumps.  Things are happening very fast, and will continue to do so for the next…

Well, you can read a progress bar; but the point is that this beginning, or any beginning, ought to signal how big the piece is going to be.  And that responsibility continues throughout.  At 42 seconds in, the first “theme” (paragraph?) finishes and the second “theme” begins.  Here is another contrast that will have to be integrated, and that takes time, etc.  (Compare at 5:10 .)

Each of the four movements has its own form, but these individual forms cannot be completely self-sufficient, else they would not need each other or fit together into the overall, 23-minute form.  In that connection, notice how the overall affect of the work is relatively cheerful, but in the slow movement, starting from around 15:55, things suddenly get darker for a minute.  A span of 23 minutes needs one very solid anchor point, and this is it.  It comes at 16-17 minutes out of 23, well past the midpoint but not very close to the end; that kind of proportion is typical of many different kinds of music.

You have now learned just enough about “how to listen” to be able to follow lots of music and start understanding more about how it works and the stories that it tells — you.  No two people may hear the same story!

Some of the bits left over from the serenade found their way into my next work, the horn concerto.

What is a concerto?  It is a work for a solo instrument (or for some smallish number of solo instruments) and orchestra, but the whole point is how the relationship is defined and how the interaction plays out, and there is wide scope in those things.  The horn concerto started with ideas that were too sharp or sarcastic for the serenade, but it cannot be all sharp and sarcastic throughout: that would have no contrast and therefore would not be able to tell a story.  The first movement is very fast and very tight — and, accordingly, fairly short.  The middle movement is slow and proceeds from confusion to contentment (note the two appearances of the music that is underpinned by a slow drum beat).  (This “darkness into light” trope is very useful, also on larger scales, and we will see more examples of it.)  The last movement — concerti typically have three, less often four — returns to the mood of the first, now rather snide than urgent, but it eventually cracks a smile (from about 19:35).

The next-following work (spring of this year) was my second violin concerto.

It is in a happier mood, like the serenade, but mostly calmer and less manic.  The first movement is in a medium-to-slow tempo, and its themes and form should be very easy to follow.  The second movement (like that of the serenade) is what is called a scherzo, Italian for “joke”.  Can you hear how its ending prevents its form from being too closed, and thereby tells us that we’re not done yet?  Again, the third (slow) movement, at the very end, turns out to have been an extended introduction to the finale: this is a pattern that Beethoven was very fond of and used in his last three concerti.  The finale is a cakewalk — as filtered through so many successive layers of cultural appropriation, starting with Debussy and Gershwin, that it is hopefully, by now, entirely meta.

So these are what I have been up to for the past year-and-a-half or so.  Right now I am working on my seventh symphony, but it will not be done until some time next year.  But if this sampling has left you with any curiosity about my other works, a few more things can be found on my YouTube channel and even more on my web site (not everything can go on YouTube; some of the scores become illegible).

Here are a couple of pieces that might expand the horizon a little.  My third string quartet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelYquky2h8

is a prime example of the darkness-to-light trope; I am particularly proud of its slow movement (from 14:26).  Somewhat older (2017) is the Symphony for Brass:

This posed the challenge of not sounding like stereotypical “brass band” music, which aims to blend all the instruments together.  I tried to set up a contrast between the sharper sound of the trumpets and trombones and the rounder sound of the horns and tubas.

As I mentioned, I’ll be glad to answer questions in the comments, where any of this very concise discussion has raised more questions than it answered.  Thank you all for your time!  I hope it has been a fair trade.

(PS.  All of the recordings are synthesized.)

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Richard Fox – Painting in Living Color and Liking It!

by WaterGirl|  September 25, 20212:00 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, On The Road

Hello everyone. My name is Richard Fox, and I’d like to introduce my work to you all. I am a painter who loves to go out and record the world as dictated by my own idiosyncratic manner and style. I paint what I call ‘realistic abstractions’ meaning I show clearly what the object or location is, but filtered with colors and lines based on my personal feeling towards the motif. In a sense you can know me based on what I share with you, ideally without explanation. My work reflects my innate impatience and my patience, my desire to get the thing just right but without any fuss. If I can put it all in a phrase I would say I have an obsession of colorfully capturing moments in time.

I tend to be very intuitive in my thinking and let the brush rather than my brain do the editing. Watercolor as a medium demands you feel in your innermost self when to put down the brush, otherwise the effect is labored and usually mud-like! Watercolor was my first love and I did the majority of my work in that medium for about 20 years. But after I turned 40 I wanted to complement them with oils to give a fuller statement of my journey; at 61 I have a body of work in both mediums that allows others to see what I saw in my life. One of my big dreams is to have someone take a whole bunch of watercolors—say 40 or so—and show them all at once in a big exhibit. Oils too, but perhaps separately.

On a personal note, I don’t have much by way of exposure and frankly that’s not good. A painting only lives when it gets people to see them!

Please feel free to peruse my website to see more of my paintings.

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Napa, CaliforniaAugust 1, 2019

“Chardonnay Grapes Vista,” Oil on canvas. I moved to my adopted state of California from Brooklyn, New York in 2016. I now live about 20 minutes from Napa, and as a motif the sight of the grapes on the vine enchants me to no end. My work is so different than my New York days, the land and the sea become more prevalent, and the light is just like I imagine heaven would be. (!)

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Mr. Argiope – Paper, Paint and Squashed Soda Cans!

by WaterGirl|  September 12, 20213:00 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Artists In Our Midst, On The Road

Our featured artist today is Mr. Argiope!  Spouse of commenter Argiope.  

Let’s give him a warm welcome.

If you would like your talent featured in the Artists in Our Midst series, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  This is the final Artists post in the queue, so please get in touch if you would like to be featured.

Greetings, Juicers, from the Argiope household where Mr. Argiope is hard at work making art most days.  A fully credentialed and board-certified art therapist, he was laid off from his day job teaching art to kids at area Boys & Girls Clubs during the pandemic.

To stay off the streets and out of trouble, he started spending lots more time in his studio, cutting paper, painting, taping, gluing and other mysterious processes involving a substance called gel medium.  The product is collage, not like I used to do it with magazines and paste in kindergarten, but….well, actually, kind of like that but with a lot more panache and way better results.

Mr. Argiope has a website where there is WAY MORE ART:  rjamescollageart.com, and he’s on Instagram @rjamescollage.  If you’re inclined, he’s happy to sell it to you (and get it out of our house).

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I asked him to try to explain in words normal people might use about what he does.  Here’s what he wrote:

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