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This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

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They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

He really is that stupid.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

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Everything Old is New Again

by @heymistermix.com|  September 4, 20244:03 pm| 154 Comments

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I really don’t see the upside for Trumpublicans on this one, but I guess I’m not as smart as them:

WASHINGTON — Donald Trump is pressuring Republicans to shut down the government at the end of this month if Congress doesn’t pass a GOP-backed proposal to establish new election rules nationwide.

Trump has called on Republicans in Congress to link funding the government with the SAVE Act, which would require proof of citizenship to vote — in a bid to target non-citizen voting, which is already illegal. And House Republican leaders are considering adopting the strategy and picking a fight with Democrats.

The deadline to fund the government is Sept. 30. The GOP-led House and Democratic-led Senate have to agree on how to move forward in order to prevent a shutdown, and Democrats have decried the SAVE Act as a poison pill.

“I would shut down the government in a heartbeat if they don’t get it,” Trump said on the “Monica Crowley Show” last week.

My guess is that a few Biden-district “traitors” on the Republican side will vote for a clean continuing resolution rather than be branded as do-nothing shitbirds, but it’s hard to predict where each clown will end up once they exit the car.

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Speaking of Deja Vu

by @heymistermix.com|  September 4, 20242:53 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Speaking of Deja Vu

Another day, another school shooting. Four dead, nine injured, hundreds traumatized in a school 35 miles northwesteast of Atlanta.

(That Onion headline is 10 years old, btw.)

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Yesterday Once More

by @heymistermix.com|  September 4, 20241:55 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It’s early in the morning where I am, so I’ve been terminally behind. Here are some of yesterday’s tabs.

This is worth 6 seconds of your time (via Jeff Tiedrich):

Aaron Rupar has a good piece about Harris’ strategy of not getting down in the mud with Trump:

Harris is also reconfiguring journalists’ relationship with her as a candidate in a way that’s frustrating many members of the press while also creating serious hurdles for Trump.

For over a decade, nearly every non-Trump candidate has played by the same rules in their interactions with the press. The first rule was the presumption that members of the “fourth estate” posed important and “tough questions” because the voting public needed answers to them. The second is that any politician who refused to fully engage with and answer the press’s questions was acting dishonorably and likely had something to hide.

But what those rules didn’t take into account is a reality that’s only grown more apparent in recent years — that the press often asks insipid questions, and indeed can easily by manipulated to serve as conduits for entirely bogus claims and theories pushed by GOP partisans.

This phenomenon was exemplified during the 2016 campaign — specifically, the press’s nearly two year long pursuit of the Hillary Clinton email “scandals.”

From the outset of the primary campaign in 2015, Clinton accepted the proposition that the email imbroglio, initially ginned up by right-wing partisans in the House, had to be addressed by providing the press with the “facts.” This was exemplified in a September 2015 Meet the Press interview in which HRC allowed NBC’s Chuck Todd to spend virtually the entire segment deposing her about the intricacies of her IT record keeping. Todd greeted every factually accurate response from Clinton with skepticism and further questions.

Clinton learned too late that answering the press’s “legitimate” questions made her more, not less, vulnerable. Once the proposition that there was a “scandal” had been legitimized, it was inevitable that Clinton would be placed on the defensive for the entire campaign. This situation was relentlessly exploited by Trump, who inevitably lied or otherwise obfuscated when presented with questions about his own shady conduct.

If this fucked up Goldilocks analogy isn’t the most predictable response ever, I don’t know what is:

Dana Bash has hit back at critics of her interview with Vice President Kamala Harris, saying she knows it was “just right” because it “p**sed off” both the left and the right.

This is either a lie or an indication that she’s been marinating in DC press culture for so long that she’s forgotten what actually informing viewers means:

“My job wasn’t to nail her,” Bash added. “My job was to illuminate and to get an understanding of of her positions, of her sensibility, of her approach and of her goals.

Here’s a good piece by a MSNBC contributor on what it would sound like if the media covered Trump without cleaning up his nonsense.

Finally, you know it wasn’t going to go well for RFK the lesser when the judge’s ruling in Michigan began with “Elections are not just games, and the Secretary of State (SOS) is not obligated to honor the whims of candidates for public office.” Because he’s on the ballot line for a minor third party, Michigan law states he can’t withdraw, so he’ll be on the ballot there in November.

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Montana Tribal Leaders Respond to Racist Carpetbagging Poser Showing His True Colors with His Big Donors, Mocking Native Americans with Every Racist Trope There Is

by WaterGirl|  September 4, 20241:27 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

The NYT and CNN both are both covering the story of the racist  candidate for Senate in Montana.

Seriously if you’re stupid enough to get caught being a racist pic on a hot mic or on a cell phone, aren’t you too stupid to be a member of the United States senate?

(Narrator:  Not if you’re a Republican!)  But I digress.

And now the Tribal Leaders have respond to the racist carpetbagging poser in Montana – with a few choice words.

Oh, and even with the in-kind donation from Tim Sheehy in the form of his secret audio, we are $600 short of meeting our goal for Four Directions Montana.

Can we finish this off “in honor of” this racist carpetbagger?

YES WE DID!

Open thread!

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Another One Bites the Dust

by WaterGirl|  September 4, 202411:35 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

Federal Judge Alvin Hellerstein has rejected Trump’s request for him to intervene and move his election interference case (also known less accurately as the hush money case) from that mean awful judge in New York.

Hellerstein, echoing his denial of Trump’s pretrial bid to move the case, said the defense failed to meet the high burden of proof for changing jurisdiction and that Trump’s conviction for falsifying business records involved his personal life, not official actions that the Supreme Court ruled are immune from prosecution.  (AP)

🎶Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust (yeah) 🎶

As far as I can tell, Trump has only one Hail Mary pass left.  (related to this particular case)

Hellerstein sidestepped a defense complaint that Trump’s state court trial had been plagued by “bias, conflicts of interest, and appearances of impropriety,” writing that he “does not have jurisdiction to hear Mr. Trump’s arguments concerning the propriety of the New York trial.”

The Manhattan district attorney’s office, which prosecuted Trump’s case, declined comment. Earlier Tuesday, the office sent a letter to the trial judge, Juan M. Merchan, objecting to Trump’s effort to delay post-trial decisions in the case while he was seeking to have the U.S. District Court in Manhattan step in.

Merchan is expected to rule soon on two key defense requests:

  1. Trump’s call for the judge to delay his Sept. 18 sentencing until after the November election,
  2. [Trump’s] request that the judge overturn his conviction and dismiss the case in the wake of the Supreme Court’s ruling.

Merchan has said he will rule Sept. 16 on Trump’s motion to overturn the verdict. 

Tick tock, Donnie!

I hope that with these two dates approaching (Sept 16 and Sept 18) Trump is as nervous as a good shitting peach pits, as my old boss liked to say.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Everybody Pitches In

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20248:52 am| 296 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Everybody Pitches In

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

she is not just playing to win.
she is playing to govern.

all gas. no brakes. pic.twitter.com/t6Fmw9hb5A

— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) September 3, 2024

Harris is visiting New Hampshire, away from bigger swing states, to tout her small business tax plan https://t.co/SbloySVbhr

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 4, 2024

"When everybody does better, everyone does better." Walz playing off the late Minnesotan Paul Wellstone's saying "We all do better when we all do better." https://t.co/33zDa08Aou

— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) September 3, 2024

As a former teacher, nothing beats that first day of school feeling. It’s all about hope and possibility.

Wishing all students and teachers a great school year! pic.twitter.com/eqwbLIrHnM

— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) September 3, 2024

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George Clooney says during a Venice press conference that he takes no credit for President Joe Biden stepping down from the presidential race.
The actor wrote an op-ed in The New York Times in July saying Democrats needed a new nominee. pic.twitter.com/pf1O7eC4I4

— AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) September 3, 2024

I've been saying this. The media is behind the curve (again). The Beltway Media spends too much time covering stories for each other but the reality is that they like Trump more than the Non MAGA public does. https://t.co/BKLznOEb1r

— DFW Sports 4Life (@Kennymack1971) September 3, 2024


 
Even the Repubs, in their patented tone-deaf fashion…

"Haha look at Democrats symbolizing their transition from the face of 20th century America to the 21st."

— Shadow Of The Nerdtree (@agraybee) September 3, 2024

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Late Night Open Thread: PokeyMan Go – Away!

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20243:09 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel

Late Night Open Thread:  PokeyMan Go - Away!

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

 
As brought to you by…

This is the crazy shit I have ever seen a presidential candidate do in the middle of a campaign. pic.twitter.com/yibrxcuXnW

— Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) (@cbouzy) August 27, 2024

Save y’all a click (although it is a most *amazing* piece of grifter art): For a mere $99, you can buy an Official Trump Digital Trading Card AMERICA FIRST Edition (Series 1 & 2 Sold Out in Hours), and receive… an NFT. Yes, a (really ugly) digital image of The Felon Himself, styled like those Jesus / Elvis icons your grandmother may’ve displayed.

Buy 75 of these cloud-borne trading stamps — that would be $7,425, credit card or crypto — and you get Dinner with the President at his Private Country Club & A Piece of the Actual Suit from his famous debate!

And unlike so many Trump enterprises, it’s all legal!!!*

*(barring future court decisions)

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