• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

The willow is too close to the house.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

If a good thing happens for a bad reason, it’s still a good thing.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Optimism opens the door to great things.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
Open Thread:  Hey Lurkers!  (Holiday Post)

Open Threads

You are here: Home / Archives for Open Threads

11 Inches at 2AM

by Dennis G.|  February 6, 20102:19 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

As you may have heard it is snowing in the Mid-Atlantic. I settled in and watched Dr. Zhivago and when it ended I checked the outside world:

P1010640

My crude measurements tell me that 11 to 12 inches have fallen already in about eight hours:

P1010632

And I’m told to expect another 12 to 16 hours of snowfall. This should be a memorable Saturday in old Mobtown.

And yes, this is a late night Open Thread.

Cheers

dengre

11 Inches at 2AMPost + Comments (42)

Another Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 5, 201010:27 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Got busy reading with the Dog Whisperer on in the background and forgot all about Caprica. It occurred to me tonight that I have watched that show so many times I am developing a parasocial relationship… with his dogs. Hands down, Daddy is my favorite.

In other news, I’ve gotten about 6-7 inches (Update: OF SNOW, PERVS) in four hours. If it keeps up like this, we will definitely end up with well over a foot of snow in the morning.

Another Open ThreadPost + Comments (134)

ZOMG SNOW!

by John Cole|  February 5, 20106:37 pm| 165 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It finally started snowing here, and it is coming down really, really hard after several hours of freezing rain, and now it is sticking, so I’m imagining the roads are going to be a DISASTER in no time. Which means I can sit in the living room and look out and count the idiots who decided this was the perfect time to attempt to drive their car up the hill.

The best part of this activity is watching the knuckleheads who, despite seeing four other cars in a ditch at the base of the hill, decide that somehow they are different and they will be able to defy gravity, ice, and snow. And then they start up the hill, eventually start sliding, and determine their only option is to back up slowly down the hill, at which point they lose control and slowly slide into the other cars at the bottom of the hill.

If everyone was required to live near the bottom of a hill for a year during winter and could see what I have seen the past few years, there would be a lot fewer accidents in inclement weather
.

ZOMG SNOW!Post + Comments (165)

Open Thread: Snowpocalypse Soon

by Anne Laurie|  February 5, 20102:57 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

Shortly after Senator Brown #2 abandoned his much-advertised pickup truck for the plush chauffered limos of DeeCee, there was a five-alarm tire fire back in his home town. Shortly after Scotty was sworn in, gleeful weatherpersons started predicting up to 24 inches of snow in the nation’s capital… and maybe an inch, or so, in the southern half of Massachusetts.

Assuming the forecasters are correct, we Massholes definitely got the better end of this particular deal with Pat Robertson’s devil. We have both firefighters and snow removal equipment here in New England.

Open Thread: Snowpocalypse SoonPost + Comments (90)

Open Thread

by Tim F|  February 5, 201011:28 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Chat.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (46)

Friday Phone Thread

by Tim F|  February 5, 201010:00 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Ask your House Member to Pass The Damn Bill. Tell your Senators YES on reconciliation. Ask Repubs whether they support the Ryan budget proposal (e.g., tossing Social Security and Medicare to the private sector). Switchboard: (202) 224-3121. Guide for first timers here.

Also, take the poll. Please answer honestly; it will help us to gauge whether this blog had any impact on the process. If you phone a lot, please estimate how often in the poll’s comments.



Thanks!

***Update***

The poll’s internal comments seem fairly hard to use, so if you phone a lot just leave an estimate in the comments of this post.

***Update 2***

Steve Benen has a nice summary of recent developments. Short version: not much has changed, so you can still influence the process by getting on the horn with your Reps.

Friday Phone ThreadPost + Comments (33)

The Abramoff Slate

by Dennis G.|  February 5, 201012:15 am| 67 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Good News For Conservatives

The pro-corruption caucus never rests and it rewards their foot soldiers with work through the many brushes with the law that they have.

A good case in point is Susan Ralston. She was Jack Abramoff’s secretary/confidant and gate-keeper for years. Then she went to work in the same role for Karl Rove (and serve as an important member of Team Abramoff in the White House. Here you can see a photo of Susan with Jack and many members of the gang (she is the one sitting in front of Jack). Most folks in that photo have either had charges filed against them or are still under investigation. Susan falls into the latter category. It was only last August when the Department of Justice named her as a co-conspirator in the Abramoff Scandal.

To say that she is under a cloud of suspicion would be an understatement. And yet, Republicans are more than willing to hire her to raise money for them and organize their affairs. The St. Petersburg Times reported yesterday that Ralston is the point of contact for a major GOP fundraiser for seven Republican Candidates for Senate this year. Here is the invite:

show full post on front page

rubioinvite

It looks like the corruptionist wing of the Republican Party is getting the band back together. This kind of fundraising work was always a big part of what Jack did for the GOP so it is not a surprise that Ralston has started a DC-based firm to do the same.

I guess it is something to do while you’re being investigated by the Feds and waiting for your plea deal/indictment to drop.

Cheers

dengre

ps: feel free to treat this as an open thread.

The Abramoff SlatePost + Comments (67)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 4756
  • Page 4757
  • Page 4758
  • Page 4759
  • Page 4760
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 5215
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - frosty - 2024 National Park Road Trip - Washington (1/10) San Juan Island and Seattle Part 1 6
Image by frosty (8/20/25)

“Good Kim” VA House in Nov

Donate

Virgil Thornton VA House in Nov

Donate

Recent Comments

  • HeleninEire on When Even Good TV Lets You Down (Aug 20, 2025 @ 10:41pm)
  • eclare on Wednesday Night Open Thread (Aug 20, 2025 @ 10:40pm)
  • Steve in the ATL on When Even Good TV Lets You Down (Aug 20, 2025 @ 10:39pm)
  • Pauline on When Even Good TV Lets You Down (Aug 20, 2025 @ 10:35pm)
  • Timill on When Even Good TV Lets You Down (Aug 20, 2025 @ 10:33pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
NYC Meetup in August

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc