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When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

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Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

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Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

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You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

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They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

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by John Cole|  September 29, 20097:21 pm| 179 Comments

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Cold here- about 50 degrees. Thirty degree drop in just a few days, so I am couchbound watching Dexter Season 3.

When does Season 2 of Chuck come out on DVD?

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by Tim F|  September 29, 200911:09 am| 68 Comments

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Talk about anything except the !@+$#*&$^ Steelers.

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by John Cole|  September 28, 20097:08 pm| 192 Comments

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Tired and otherwise occupied. Talk amongst yourselves.

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Your Monday Moment of Zen

by John Cole|  September 28, 20092:28 pm| 130 Comments

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I interrupt your work day for this newest pic of the youngest Balloon Juicer, from commenter Krista/Redkitten:

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Early reports have him “eating like a horse and growing like a weed.”

Continue on with your day.

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Early Morning Open Thread – Thrown Under the Bus!

by Anne Laurie|  September 28, 20093:00 am| 77 Comments

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Because I can’t access the BJ Lexicon tonight, I’ll just share this tidbit here: According to the late local TV news, the late William Safire claimed to have introduced the terms “strawman” and “thrown under the bus“ into modern political discourse (along with his catchphrase, “nattering nabobs of negatavism”).

Of course it probably isn’t true, since Safire didn’t claim authorship when he discussed the term in his beloved column on English usage. So I’m left to wonder: why these phrases, now? Why did somebody think it would be a creative honor worth claiming?

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CBS Sunday Morning

by John Cole|  September 27, 20098:11 am| 111 Comments

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I’m continuing my boycott of every Sunday show except for CBS Sunday Morning, so let me know what happens. I finally got a couple hours sleep and will be on the rails to trails with the pup.

Don’t forget Bitsy:

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Start off the new week big!

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Home Crap Home

by John Cole|  September 26, 20098:18 pm| 75 Comments

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Made it back in one piece, Sam and Lily said their goodbyes, and now back at Balloon Juice HQ:

twopeasinapod

According to Tammy, Lily was awful the whole time I was gone. Mean to Sam, took over Sam’s bed, and ran off twice, forcing Tammy to run around in the rain. Lily was happy to see me, though.

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