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Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

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The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 23, 20096:15 pm| 96 Comments

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Rented National Treasure 2 and Taken, and between those two and The Deadliest Catch marathon on Discovery, it should be a wild one here tonight. Got the garden tilled, picked up all my plants, and I’m going to go plant everything tomorrow morning when the soil is cool:

I have the following going in:

zucchini
squash
cucumbers
cantaloupe
multiple colors of bell peppers
a wide variety of hot peppers I am too lazy to list
a wider variety of tomatoes, including heirlooms, big boy, beefsteak, better boys and on an on.
broccoli

As far as herbs I am putting in some mint, cilantro, basil and some other spices I can not remember. The herb garden already has several things growing in it, so I will just chuck those in there. I can already taste fresh tomatoes. Also, I don’t know how the overall economy is doing the past week or so, but the Lowe’s around here was JAMPACKED with people. I was waiting in line to check out for near 15 minutes, it was so crowded. That, for a change, is a good thing.

Missed most of the lacrosse today, but Syracuse destroyed Duke and Cornell smashed UVA. I watched the first half of Cornell/UVA and UVA never looked like they were even in he game.

Anything going on your way tonight?

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Tunchcam 4, aka We All Need To Get A Life

by John Cole|  May 22, 200911:01 pm| 156 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

Watch closely and feel yourself sucked into the Tunch event horizon:

I’m really not sure which is the sadder commentary. That I am filming my cat doing nothing (for four consecutive posts), or that you all will watch it. It’s a toss-up. I’ve named this video “Allegedly a predator.” At least he is finally talking on camera, as he always talks when I make eye contact with him.

BTW- I didn’t realize the humor in the musical background until I was watching the video. I also have no idea why it is so loud in the video since it is not very loud in the room at all.

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More posts about wingnuts and food

by DougJ|  May 22, 20097:00 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

When I suggested earlier that the National Review soup kitchen putsch sounded like something communists would do, several of you pointed out that I must only mean Maoists and Soviets, since many of today’s commies eat well (the Slow Food movement and Gambero Rosso were both started by Italian commnists), and that under the Soviets, obtaining edible food was was sufficiently difficult that it left little energy for worrying about what kind of mustard your comrades were using. In other words, in United States, you make fun of soup kitchen, in Soviet Union, soup kitchen make fun of you.

But this got me to thinking that there really are some remarkable similarities between today’s conservatives and communism in the style of the Mao or the Soviets. I went to a talk a few years ago about Chinese math under Mao; Chinese mathematicians were allowed to study nonstandard analysis (but not many other kinds of math) because it dealt with a formal notion of infinitesimals, and Marx once said he liked the Leibniz infinitesimal approach to calculus. Similarly, Stalin favored Lamarck over Darwin (and forced it on Soviet scientists), because his theory seemed more in keeping with the tenets of Marx-Leninism.

Is this not exactly like intelligent design, the desire to find Burkean solutions to social problems, and so on? And to take this a step further, isn’t the idea of conservative songs and movies very much like the notion of good Soviet art? And of course, conservatives now engage in regular ritualized party purges.

Am I taking this all too far?

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What John Rogers Said

by John Cole|  May 22, 20095:56 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

The backstory about the Bronx Four miscreants and this post at LGM reminded me of this great post by John Rogers.

In other words, this is just another edition of “What the Kung Fu Monkey said.”

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Cheney Vs. the Asteroid

by John Cole|  May 22, 200912:55 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Clown Shoes

Yesterday, we laughed at Peter Kirsanow, who created an artificial situation from which he could speculate about the results of a non-existent poll of pre-approved serious persons, all in order to prove that Cheney is a serious person. And while Kirsanow’s speculation about a made-up situation and the polling results about that situation seems like it is one step removed from having tea with your invisible friends, it actually turns out that Cheney did face down an asteroid, and the full story here.

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Going Galt, One Paw At a Time

by John Cole|  May 21, 20096:03 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Some more of your pets going Galt:

Claim your pets!

*** Update ***

By popular request, a freshly furminated Tunch playing with his favorite toy while lying on his favorite blanket, still warm from air drying in the afternoon sun. It is good to be king.

More after the fold.

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I can’t believe I spend this much time and money on an animal who holds me in such utter contempt. I can’t wait to get another.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 20, 20099:38 pm| 190 Comments

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This is where I would play Parliament of Funk Flashlight from youtube, but I can find a recording worth a damn.

Shake your bones.

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