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Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 21, 20098:40 pm| 155 Comments

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Watching Taking Chance on HBO and torturing the cat, myself.

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TGIF

by John Cole|  February 20, 20095:13 pm| 174 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

I am headed to dinner with a friend, so here are some pet pics and a clean thread for you. First, a snapshot of Tunch from about five minutes ago:

And now some of your kids:

Claim your kids.

Two quick things, though. I was watching the Dog Show again last night, and even though I love Jack Russell’s, I have decided I just like bigger dogs. I loved the standard and giant schnauzer in the show (was Spirit something, or what?), I always like Boxers (I just love how emotional they are), and having had a friend with a mastiff, I just adore them. Sadie the Mastiff was the sweetest dog ever, although a total pain in the rear end to sleep with.

Second, I gave Tunch wet food this morning (some high protein low carb stuff by Wellness), and he made a liar out of me. He inhaled it. I swear he has always turned up his nose at it before. I guess I might make the transition to wet food. We need shots, so maybe I will get him on that M/D stuff.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 19, 20098:27 pm| 136 Comments

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By request. Carry on.

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Random moment of internet scariness

by DougJ|  February 19, 200912:45 pm| 78 Comments

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I typed “Sulzberger” into google because I couldn’t remember how to spell it and look what came in at number three on the search, just after the two wiki entries.

It’s probably not my place to tell anti-Semites how to run their sites, but “Jew Watch”? Couldn’t they come up with a catchier name than that?

I wonder if J.D. Hayworth is involved with the site at all.

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The Definition of Smug

by John Cole|  February 19, 20098:48 am| 45 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

If you really want to get the full flavor of what a jerk this interviewer comes across as, watch this video without any sound. It almost looks like an SNL skit- the guy did everything but stick his tongue out and put his thumb to his nose while waving his fingers.

*** Update ***

I am trying to find some video of the Bush/Gore 2000 debate to offer a comparison. Any help?

I can’t find any clips other than the time he walked over next to Bush while Bush was responding to a question, making that really awkward moment where Bush looked at him funny.

I suppose any clip of Chris Matthews interviewing anyone would be as good an example as any.

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Kinda Burnt Out

by John Cole|  February 18, 20098:45 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

In case you haven’t noticed, I am kind of burnt out and have been slacking. Too much going on and too much to do, plus kind of blogged out after the inaugural burst. At any rate, pets:

Remember that awesome video a while back of the dog on the water slide while the owner was away? I also really like cats that look like lions, for whatever reason. I also almost forgot, I am thinking about adopting a 3 year old cat who needs a home. He has been de-clawed (something I would never do), so I think I will wait awhile since I know those probably go pretty quick, and I will just pick up someone else if he is not around in a week.

PS- No, I don’t have an opinion about the stupid damned NY Post chimpanzee cartoon. I simply don’t care. Don’t buy the NY Post if it pisses you off.

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Devastating

by John Cole|  February 18, 20097:31 pm| 66 Comments

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This was linked earlier in the thread with the Salvation Army ad, and described as devastating. This is probably the most heartbreaking commercial I have ever seen:

So sad.

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