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Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Do we throw up our hands or do we roll up our sleeves? (hint, door #2)

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

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Congratulations!

by John Cole|  December 31, 20082:05 pm| 59 Comments

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James Joyner is the proud father of a brand new young’n. Helluva way to ring in the New Year. Top that, folks.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  December 30, 200811:38 am| 246 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Not enough flaming around here.

* The best PC you can buy is a Mac running Boot Camp.
* Every good comic of the last fifteen years should apologize to Alan Moore for stealing his shit.
* Religion only happens because the human brain’s capacity for pattern recognition is slightly overdeveloped.
* On that topic, if Jesus and Santa Claus got in a fight, Jews would win.

Discuss.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  December 27, 200810:56 pm| 83 Comments

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Talk about ubuntu.

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Or, What Glenn Said

by Tim F|  December 20, 200810:02 am| 70 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

If we do not punish Bush crimes, future government criminals will gladly follow their example.

Recall that every time the Bushies did something awful they referenced some obscure, usually unpunished, transgression by a past American president. Manzanar came up, the German saboteurs in WWII, Lincoln suspended habeas corpus, and on and on. It’s a small miracle that they never found a reason to reference the Trail of Tears.

America apparently has a weakness that occasionally makes us elect shitty presidents like Bush. Either we make an example now or the next one will be even worse.

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Instruction Fail

by John Cole|  December 19, 20088:52 pm| 44 Comments

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In another thread, someone noticed this poorly thought out hyperlink:

Someone gussy this up and send it to Fail Blog.

Also, I am really enjoying season 1 of Heroes- although I still can not figure out what super power I would want. I am sort of a clumsy oaf, so the regeneration that Clair has would be nice, but there is something appealing about being invisible and not having to deal with people. I am afraid of heights, so flying is out of the question. Painting the future sounds cool, too, since I have always wanted to be able to draw well.

I think regeneration would be the best fit for me.

*** Update ***

We will file this post under humor fail.

*** Update ***

Why don’t they just go back in time and strangle Silar in the crib?

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Morning Thread

by Tim F|  December 19, 20089:42 am| 45 Comments

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No more hathos today. Here’s some opiate for the nerds.

Chat about whatever.

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Department Of Small Mercies

by Tim F|  December 18, 200811:27 pm| 53 Comments

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As far as I can tell the sugar-ish coating on Tylenol Severe Sinus Congestion & Pain pills tastes pretty good. Better than Advil and miles better than cough syrup’s cloying aftertaste.

How is your week going?

***Update***

Because I want you all to feel the way I do.

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