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That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

The willow is too close to the house.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. ~Thomas Jefferson

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

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Question About The Flood

by John Cole|  June 19, 20082:42 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Obviously all the flooded farmland is for the most part a loss this year, but will it have a long-term impact? Will the topsoil be carried away in the flood waters, thus leaving the land less productive, or is it a net gain because new “stuff” will be deposited? Or is it such a short-term thing the impact will be negligible?

Just curious.

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1.4 Billion

by Michael D.|  June 18, 200810:56 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

That’s how many fewer miles Americans drove in April, 2008, as compared to the same period last year. There are benefits to higher gas prices.

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Jack Shafer Hates America

by John Cole|  June 17, 20085:28 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Media

Quite simply, he hates America:

I wonder whether the media grievers gave a moment of thought to how this Russert torrent they produced played with viewers and readers. Did the grievers really think Russert was so important, so vital to the nation’s course, and such an elevated human being that he deserved hour upon hour of tribute? I wonder whether any of the responsible journalists paused to think, Hey, this is really weird. We’re using our unchecked editorial power to soak the nation with our tears about our friend, and that’s unseemly!

On days like this, I, too, hate the press.

For those of you wondering where the title of this post comes from, see here.

*** Update ***

Debra Saunders also hates America.

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America’s Real Drug Problem

by John Cole|  June 14, 20082:00 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Go. Read.

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A Bat in the House

by John Cole|  June 14, 20089:40 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Woke up this morning and saw a brown spot on the wall in the living room, and went to investigate, and lo and behold there is a bat in the house. I have now spent two and a half hours trying to sheperd the bat outside, with no luck.

It is now starting to look like I may have a roommate. Tunch, perceptive as always, still has not seen the bat.

*** Update ***

I am now bat free. Which is good, because I was beginning to look crazy running around my apartment with my door and windows open wielding a broom, a bucket, and a beach towel.

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Yeah, This

by John Cole|  June 12, 200811:15 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Excellent Links, Media

John Scalzie presents:

“Fox News Would Like To Take a Moment To Remind You That the Obamas Are As Black As Satan’s Festering, Baby-Eating Soul”

I keep forgetting to add Scalzi to the permanent links. This time I will not, and I still remember how much I love this Scalzi post about Huckabee’s ridiculous covenant marriage nonsense.

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High Comedy at the McCain Golf Store

by John Cole|  June 10, 200811:21 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Excellent Links, Humorous

Via the comments section in another post, when you buy your McCain ’08 Golf gear, you are asked to post a helpful review:

Some helpful customers decided to take him up on the offer, and hilarity breaks out all over:

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Priceless.

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