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Favorite Gifts & the Meme of Fours

by John Cole|  December 25, 20053:15 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Previous Site Maintenance

I don’t want to leave on a down note (see the post just below), so an open thread. Put the favorite gift you gave and the favorite gift you received in the comments.

*** Update ***

Guess I am not out of here yet- I got tagged by Ezra:

Four jobs you’ve had in your life: Teacher, soldier, probation officer, waiter/busboy

Four movies you could watch over and over: Airplane, Harold and Maude, Breaking Away, Goodfellas

Four places you’ve lived: Bethany, WV; Morgantown, WV, Fulda, Germany; Millbrook, NY

Four TV shows you love to watch: Boston Legal, 24, BTVS, Monday Night Football.

Four places you’ve been on vacation: France, Austria, Spain, Bavaria.

Four websites you visit daily: Check my blogroll.

Four of your favorite foods: Mexican (any type- really), Pad Thai, sushi, a blood-red steak with fresh horseradish

Four places you’d rather be: I like where I am.

Four albums you can’t live without: Little Feat- Waiting For Columbus, Frank Zappa-Live at the Fillmore East ’71, DAG- Righteous, James Brown- Make it Funky.

I tag Bill, Hubris, and Dorkafork at INDC Journal, and Tim F.

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Time Flies

by John Cole|  December 25, 20053:00 pm| Leave a Comment

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I am having a hard time believing the tsunami happened just a year ago.

It sure seems to me that even though an enormous amount happened this year, it was still a REALLY fast year. Just seemed to speed by.

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The Season of Giving

by John Cole|  December 25, 20052:54 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Kevin Drum lists a number of conservative blogs he reads on a daily basis (we don’t make the cut, which means there is room to grow next year!), and I thought it would be interesting to list the liberal/progressive/Democratic blogs I read on a daily basis. These are in no particular order:

The Carpetbagger Report– While these are in no particular order, The Carpetbagger Report is a first stop for both me and Tim F.

The Daily Kos– If you want to know what the left is up to, the first place to check is the Daily Kos. And not just the front page stuff, but the recommended diaries as well. At over a half million hits a day, dKos does not need any advertising, but since this is what I read, I thought I would list it.

TalkLeft– If you are interested in liberal viewpoints on all things policy and all things crime, check out TalkLeft.

Mark Kleiman and friends– Almost as cranky as me, Mark Kleiman is always up to date on the Republican policy scandal du jour (from a liberal perspective).

Crooks and Liars– John Amato’s leftwing blog is one your one stop shop for video from the MSM.

The Daily Howler– Bob Somerby actually is crankier than me, and the most tenacious critic on the web.

Ezra Klein– Formerly of Pandagon, Ezra struck out on his own and is a worthwhile daily stop.

Sadly, No!– Complete and total smartasses, and this description won’t offend them.

The Whiskey Bar– The best writer of the Kos alums, and an acerbic and full-throttle liberal, Billmon is always worth your time.

The Bull Moose– My kind of Democrat.

Ain’t No Bad Dude– He doesn’t blog enough, but I check out Brian Linse every day regardless.

Feministe– Just to see what the ‘chicks’ are up to.

This isn’t a complete and total list, because I read far more than these (including Kevin Drum’s Washington Monthly), but these are some of my daily stops. I actually read more liberal/left blogs than conservative ones, because I am a member of the VRWC and get Karl Rove’s memos. I already know what the Republicans are thinking.

At any rate, there is my list. If Tim has a list of conservative blogs he checks out, I will put that up later.

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Merry Christmas!

by John Cole|  December 25, 20056:04 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Merry Christmas, Everyone!


The 2005 Cole family Christmas Tree

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Quick Question

by John Cole|  December 23, 20052:05 pm| 14 Comments

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I have a video in .avi format (and one in Xvid) that I want to burn so I can watch it in a DVD player.

What programs do I need (freeware preferrable), and how do I do it (please be explicit with the instructions).

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The Holiday for the Rest of Us

by John Cole|  December 23, 20051:08 pm| 92 Comments

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Partially inspired by this, and wholly inspired by Seinfeld, it is time for the First Annual Airing of Grievances at Balloon Juice:


(Thanks to whoever made this screen capture originally)

The Airing of Grievances is the traditional time of the year when families gather together and tell one another how they have disappointed them in the past year. Thus begins my disappointments:

1.) The Republican Party– I will never forgive the shameless display during the Schiavo affair, elevating a personal family tragedy into a cruel farce loosely reported to be concern for the ‘culture of life.’ Hands down the most disappointing thing that happened this year, and the event that finally made me see the current GOP for what they are- shrill opportunists who think divisiveness, intrusion into personal matters, and cheap demagoguery are core leadership principles. And I don’t want to get started on the spending.

2.) The Torture Advocates– For taking every opportunity to paint those opposed to state sanctioned torture as little more than terrorist coddlers or people whose position is not one of principle but one of moral preening. You know who you are. You can go to hell.

3.) The House Republican Leadership– The House GOP started the year in a blatant attempt to loosen ethics standards to save their embattled leader, and ended the year with the reputation of the GOP in tatters, as much of the leadership is embroiled in the Abramoff mess, DeLay is under indictment, and “Duke” Cunningham is a felon. Well done.

4.) The Bush Administration– For failing to articulate any coherent policy, and in the rare cases they do embrace a coherent policy, having it be the wrong one. Add to that the Libby/Rove/Plame mess, and the idea that governance comes on the cheap (just get people fighting enough and no one will know what we are really up to), and you can see why I am disappointed.

5.) The Democrats– A full accounting of the gross incompetence of this party would require more bandwidth than I am willing to purchase, but what can be said about a bunch of partisan nitwits so inept that the GOP self-destructs in front of them, and all they can do is triumph the loony views of Cindy Sheehan and advocate for immediate withdrawal from Iraq?

6.) The MSM– Utterly incapable of covering any story with any depth, meaning or insight, the MSM spent the entire year pumping stupid stories like Natalie Holloway and the run-away bride, and continued to portray all political stories in the framework of a horse race. A policy, in the eyes of the MSM, is not wrong because it is wrong or destructive or stupid, but wrong because of the polling data and the possible electoral impact. Add to it their willingness to treat every issue ‘fairly,’ providing both sides of the story as if they were both legitimate (think the ridiculous ID debate- there are not two legitimate sides), and their total inability to get basic facts right (think of the Katrina coverage, of which basically everything that was reported is now turning out to be wrong), and the MSM has once again been a major disappointment.

7.) The blogosphere– For, in many cases, turning out to be little more than the grassroots arm of the DNC and RNC spin machines, and in some cases turning out to be paid shills for the major parties.

8.) Hollywood– For another craptacular year, with Serenity and Cinderella Man as rare exceptions. And for failing to restart Firefly as a show. (*** Update *** I forgot Baman Begins, which was also excellent.)

9.) The Steelers– For failing to draft or sign a legitimate pass rusher, and for thinking we could replenish the deep threat of P. Burress witha couple of receivers under 6’0″ (Wilson and Moragn, who are good receivers, but not what we need).

10.) The Pirates– For not having the decency to just let Jack Wilson and Jason Bay go, so I can really get on with my life and stop watching them.

11.) My friends and family– For, despite all the evidence, continuing to be supportive and decent to me. Really, I am not worth it.

12.) My cat, Tunch– For waking me at all hours, shredding the couch, vomiting on papers I am trying to grade, and running from me every time I try to get a second of attention on my terms.

13.) Earth– Enough already with the tsunamis, the hurricanes, the earthquakes, and the disaster du jour.

14.) HBO– For making the best programming out there (The Wire, Entourage, Rome, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm), and having the seasons run for only 12-14 episodes and taking two years in between seasons

I am sure I will have more as the day goes on, but this is a rough list. Add yours in the comments (to include a trackback so I can add yours, should you put it up).

Happy Festivus!

Others airing their grievances:

DC’s Toad Time:

The Daily Oklahoman newspaper, for refusing to accept NO for an answer. I had a paperman show up on my porch on Halloween night trying to get money from me for a subscription I cancelled three months earlier. They call my home phone constantly, sometimes via telemarketers in New Jersey. Enough already.

Running Scared:

The Democrats. Finding myself in opposition to the party in power, I was forced to root, in many cases, for the opposition party. What a disappointment you turned out to be. You constantly fracture into single issue, internecine warfare tribes, slitting your own throats when so many opportunities presented themselves. And by the way… while he had a lot of great, revolutionary ideas, Howard Dean is a loon and he’s only making you look bad. I can only imagine (and weep for) what the party might look like if you’d made John Edwards the head of your party.

In Search of Utopia calls out his wife and his co-bloggers (ed.- DELICIOUS!):

9. My wife, for abandoning me at Christmas time, to spend time with her mother on our farm, and for putting about as much effort into choosing my Christmas gift, as she does determining how much sugar to put in her coffee.

10. My guest bloggers, who all volunteered to guest blog, and when I needed them the most, went MIA.

The World According to Pooh:

Sony and the RIAA. Putting the (my) “comp”(uter) in your incompetence. Whatever happened to ‘you break it, you buy it?’ And the RIAA, thanks for running creativity in main-stream music into the ground. I might just start having to listen to techno, just to hear some variety. Thanks for Ashleeeeeeeeeigh Simpson too.

SineQuaNon’s list is too extensive to choose just one.

Our favorite libertarian, Radley Balko, joins in with three specific grievances.

Matt McInosh is mad at all of us. Really:

The public at large: I know you don’t want to hear this, but it’s for your own good: this is your fault. In any market, the preferences of the consumer are the primary driver of everything else. I believe this holds true in democratic politics as well — flaws in the system are a large part of it, but at the end of the day we have bad policy because voters don’t want good policy. Frankly most of you wouldn’t know good policy if it bit you in the ass, but then nobody should resonably expect you to.

I agree. We are a sorry lot of, this public of ours.

More as they become available.

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Kwanzukahmas Shopping

by Tim F|  December 19, 20052:18 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

BoingBoing has a link to one of my favorite gift suppliers, Archie McPhee.

In addition to the spinning unicorn- and ninja-themed decision folders, you can get cool magic eight balls (the ‘devil ball’ has a few dozen answers encouraging you to do whatever it is you were planning to do), the Jane Austen action figure (plus Jesus, assorted scientists and about a dozen classical composers), a Sigmund Freud bobblehead, meat-flavored air fresheners, nihilist chewing gum (‘Nihilists don’t believe in flavor.’) and lawn flamingoes.

I should also give a shout-out to the cthulu plush slippers that a commenter pointed out a while back.

Use this thread to share gift ideas great and terrible. Bad gift and regifting stories are also welcome.

***Update***

The War on Christmas based on faulty intelligence? Expect subpoenas.

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