How have some countries managed to persuade the rest of the world that when you visit, you have to wear their traditional garb or they will be gravely offended? I mean, this is just absurd:
I propose that from now on, all foreign visitors be required to dress up like pilgrims. Or our forefathers- complete with wooden teeth, painful cummerbunds, and powdered wigs.
A couple visits to the US of A, and I bet this tradition abroad will end.