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Their freedom requires your slavery.

In after Baud. Damn.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

“But what about the lurkers?”

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

In my day, never was longer.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

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Running Out of Hybrids

by John Cole|  June 11, 200810:51 am| 129 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Time to ramp up production:

Even as car buyers stampede for vehicles with better fuel mileage, there are fewer hybrids, the gas-stingiest, to go around.

While sales of conventional small cars soared last month, sales of the most popular gas-electric hybrids were flat or down because dealers had fewer left. There was plenty of demand, but hybrid assembly plants are running as fast as they can, and some are short of components, particularly batteries.

When hybrids first came out, I wondered if they would ever really catch on, as the history of the American consumer love affair with the car has had one clear trend- every year the cars have more and more horsepower. There is just something visceral about the American love affair with the car, and you see it with the vehicles that the American car manufacturers put out year after year- new Mustangs, hemis, SUV’s, etc. The need for a giant vehicle penis is something I never really understood, and in fact I have lived for several years without a car in a place that has sub-optimal public transportation. To each his own, but cars are just not something that motivate me or interest me that much- when I think of a car, I think of an expensive pain in the ass. Others, to say the least, think otherwise.

At any rate, I always wondered if hybrids would take off with the masses- of course, I was aware there would be a tipping point with gas prices, but I wanted to know if people would feel “cool” in a hybrid like they do in current gas guzzlers. That question was answered the other day while on the bus riding to work, and I looked out and saw a kid with a mullet and a Steelers jersey, riding in a Toyota Prius with WV plates playing air guitar to his obviously loud stereo while sitting at a red light.

As gas prices continue to rise and then stabilize at a price that puts our casual use of gasoline financially out of reach for most Americans, I bet we will simply redefine what is considered “cool” when it comes to cars. I predict it will be gadgetry or the like in the interior, but in 20 years we will probably look back at the cars of the past few decades (60’s-present) in sort of a quizzical “WTF WERE WE THINKING?” kind of way.

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Is There No Room For Common Sense Anymore?

by John Cole|  June 11, 200810:38 am| 25 Comments

This post is in: Military

New guidelines for who can be deployed to a combat zone:

The U.S. military command that oversees troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan wants to make it harder for combat commanders to send medically unfit troops to war zones, according to a proposal reviewed by USA TODAY.

The proposal from Central Command would add 16 medical conditions that would bar troops from deploying for combat duty. It would toughen a 2½-year-old rule requiring combat commanders to seek a waiver before sending troops who need medical care to a war zone.

At first, this seems like a rather mundane policy change, the kind that takes place in the military all the time. As times change, standards are altered, policies changed. However, if you keep reading the story, you see this:

Last year, 36 soldiers of the 3rd Brigade, 4th Infantry Division from Fort Carson, Colo., were sent to war with medical problems, an investigation by the Army inspector general shows. Commanders sought no waivers for the 36 soldiers, according to the report released under a Freedom of Information Act request.

Six soldiers deployed with health problems were ultimately sent home. Two had shoulder injuries, two had mental health problems, one had a groin injury and a sixth could not carry a weapon, according to the investigative report.

Since last July, the Army sought deployment waivers for 22 soldiers with medical problems, Army spokesman Paul Boyce says.

Couldn’t carry a weapon? Was the CO of this unit brought up on charges? That sounds like complete and total insanity to me, and the notion that only 22 soldiers ARMY-WIDE have had waivers filed for them seems to be a bit on the low side.

What is going on (obligatory “You go to war with the Army you have” reference)?

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A Terrible Bill

by John Cole|  June 11, 20089:29 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity, Science & Technology, Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

This needs to be stopped:

“H.R. 4279, Prioritizing Resources and Organization for Intellectual Property Act of 2008, is gaining momentum in Congress. It passed the House a few days back. It would allow the Feds to seize hardware that has even one file coming from ‘dubious origins,’ e.g. downloaded from P2P. If passed into law, the bill would establish an Intellectual Property Enforcement Division within the office of the Deputy Attorney General. Rep. John Conyers says the goal is to ‘prioritize intellectual property protection to the highest level of our government.'”

In detail, what does this bill do? This:

This legislation gives the government the power to seize property that facilitates the violation of intellectual property laws. The legislation also mandates the formation of a formal Intellectual Property Enforcement Division within the office of the Deputy Attorney General to enforce this madness. In addition, a new office called the Office of the United States Intellectual Property Enforcement Representative is created within the Executive Office of the President. If you boil it down to brass tax [sic], this legislation allows the U.S. government to lawfully seize your computer if it has one unauthorized mp3 file on its hard drive. It also provides the authorization for the creation of offices within the executive branch to enforce a law that is impossible to enforce.

This is not what the country needs. Hell, if this passes, I would not be surprised to hear law enforcement seizing computers to use in criminal investigations because a copyrighted picture was found in your browser cache from simple surfing. This is a terrible, terrible bill. This bill will redefine the concept of prosecutorial fishing expeditions and asset seizure.

*** Update ***

A summary of the bill, and the full text. The roll call vote is here, and it was passed 410-11 with 12 no votes.

Related.

*** Update #2 ***

Commenters say I am freaking out over nothing:

Go read the text of the amendments before you fly off the handle; really, they’re shorter than the average BJuice comments thread. The modifications of the bill in question have to do with the distribution of physical copies—phonorecords, counterfeit films, and other counterfeit physical items. The intent of Congress here has nothing to do with P2P and everything to do with factories producing knock-offs. It certainly has nothing to do with innocent infringement.

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High Comedy at the McCain Golf Store

by John Cole|  June 10, 200811:21 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Excellent Links, Humorous

Via the comments section in another post, when you buy your McCain ’08 Golf gear, you are asked to post a helpful review:

Some helpful customers decided to take him up on the offer, and hilarity breaks out all over:

Remainder of Images Below the Fold (they are too wide and break the page).

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Colbert

by John Cole|  June 10, 200810:48 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

All Canadians must watch what Colbert did to the theme of NHN on his show tonight.

Consider this an open thread.

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I Only Do This Because I Love You

by John Cole|  June 10, 20089:12 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

You people flat out suck at embedding links in the comments. Read this. I hate you.

If you want to put links in the comments section of a post, and I encourage you to do so should you have relevant information to add, please make sure you follow the procedure detailed below.

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One of my pet peeves is when you all put hyperlinks in the comments section, but do not embed them. Sometimes, this is not a problem, but other times, the link is so long that it can, in essence, break the comments section for some users. Since I wanted to play around with screen captures and Photoshop, I figured I would make this quick tutorial for you, which appears below the fold. If you do not know how to embed your hyperlinks, please check it out.

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Waging A Valiant War on Straw

by John Cole|  June 10, 20087:49 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

C’mon, Larison- you are better than this:

So it is interesting to see how much importance Obama boosters are putting on the risibly small “bump” that Obama has received from effectively securing the nomination. They must be a little concerned that their candidate keeps running behind the generic Democratic ballot (at least when not counting leaners) and cannot seem to expand beyond the boundaries of the old Gore-Kerry coalitions despite incredibly favourable circumstances.

According to memorandum, as I write this, the large number of Obama boosters placing a great deal of importance on Obama’s bump? Open Left says “At any rate, this is a faster poll improvement than I expected and I’m an optimist. ” Andrew Sullivan ignores Obama and points out McCain’s standing. Donklephant has a rather underwhelming response and the other big boosterism is from… Fox News.

Looking at the responses to Gallup yesterday, even then the responses were tepid, with Andrew Sullivan noting the beginning of a bump and the rest of the commentary from mostly institutional blogs like the WaPo and the Swamp. All of which makes sense, because polls right now are essentially meaningless, and will be until the conventions. Regardless, I would consider the boosterism of the Gallup polls to be underwhelming, at best (as a point of reference, check out the large blogger reaction to Hillary’s speech on Saturday, or, even more telling, the number of people who have chosen to discuss Obama wearing jeans and tennis shoes to go on a bicycle ride). Granted, I may be missing the overwhelming boosterism and more may show up, or perhaps Larison is just needling Sullivan (which is fun, I guess, but hardly a representative sample).

On the other hand, Eunomia has commented on both polls, but only to tell us the bump is inconsequential- something the tepid response by bloggers would seem to make obvious. Instead of loads of people commenting how big the bump is, we do have on person consistently reminding us how small it is. Duly noted.

Pundit, heal thyself.

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