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Festival of Ideas

by John Cole|  April 3, 20089:42 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Media, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing


From L to R, Abbi, Matt, Ross, Terence, and Phillip

Just got back from an interesting panel about the impact of new media on the election, sponsored by the Perley Isaac Reed School of Journalism at WVU as part of Journalism Week and the recurring Festival of Ideas. The only reason I mention this is because you might know some of the participants, who included Abbi Tatton from CNN, Big Media Matt and Ross Douthat from the Atlantic, Terrence Samuel from the WaPo’s theRoot.com, Phillip de Vellis (the guy who created the 1984/Hillary youtube video), and moderated by Michael Tomasky, who turns out to be a WVU grad. Ana Marie Cox was supposed to be there and was a no-show, as she was allegedly covering the McCain Biography tour. Personally, I think she was guttered at a bar downtown, because as anyone in Morgantown can tell you, Thursday is the big party night.

I won’t bore you with all the gory details, and a lot of it was clearly inside baseball that was over the heads of many of the students who were in the crowd, but I will go quickly through some of my thoughts:

1.) Abbi Tatton is very, very tiny, and desperately in need of a sandwich (although I can report that her ass was a topic of much discussion for several of the male students seated behind me). Her accent appears much more pronounced in person, and she is as pleasant in person as she is on camera.

2.) Big Media Matt looks exactly like he does in his profile, and exactly like he does on bloggingheadstv. He clearly was enjoying himself, and appears to really get along well with Ross Douthat.

3.) Ross reminded me less of a conservative writer than he did a sociology teacher who sleeps with his students. Think Donald Sutherland in Animal House. He really is quite interesting, and was the fastest with a quip and really seemed to “get” the topic at hand.

4.) Terence Samuel started off shaky, and at first didn’t seem to have much to offer on this topic as he really was, until recently a traditional journalist. Once he became more comfortable with the format, he had some interesting things to say.

5.) Phillip was the “coolest” one on the lot, and clearly was less of an academic/reporter than the others and someone you would expect to run into at work. I don’t mean that in a negative way, he just reminded me of my buddies in the Business school or guys who would go into advertising.

Overall, there was a great deal of discussion that will be really hard to summarize, but I will promise to link to it later once WVU has it prepared for digital media. One thing that was really interesting was the back to back display of the Yes, We Can Obama video and the John, He Is. The student body got hysterical, and Matt made a really interesting point. Both he and Phillip agreed that their first thoughts when they saw the yes, We Can video was “Great. Just what the Democrats need, to get all cozy with Hollywood.” But Matt then pointed out that this is such a self-selecting, bifurcated audience that the people who would be repulsed by the coziness with Hollywood figures probably won’t see the video anyway, because they don’t use the internet (somethign Ross reiterated later when he noted that “McCain appears to be going after the ‘crotchety people who don’t use the internet vote.'”).

At any rate, it was a lot of fun, and I wish I had had a chance to meet Matt, but I was chasing someone down to find out if the presentation would be put online, and when I finally got an answer and made my way back to the ballroom, they had left the stage. Oh, well.

As a side note, I became very self-conscious about my age as the presentation started to wind down. All of the students were murmuring (all the teachers out there know what I am talking about, when a large lecture class begins to collectively decide it is time for class to end), I could hear whispers about Red Bull and Vodka and “Ladies Night,” and it occurred to me that I may have been the only one in my area of the seating who was upset about it winding down, and that my exciting plans for the night were to go home and blog about blogging before watching BSG.

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by John Cole|  April 3, 20085:39 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

Jake Tapper:

Last August, I ran into Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, outside the Senate chamber in the Capitol.

This was before the Obama surge, before he had omnipresent Secret Service agents, back when you might see him strolling solo.

We chatted for a second, mainly about the Pakistan speech he’d recently given and about how the media had covered it. He was in good spirits.

As any close friend or family member can attest, I have an unusually keen sense of smell and immediately I smelled cigarette smoke on Obama. Frankly, he reeked of cigarettes.

Obama ran off before I could ask him if he’d just snuck a smoke, so I called his campaign.

They denied it. He’d quit months before, in February, they insisted. He chewed nicorette.

But I knew what I’d smelled and I asked his campaign to double-check and to ask him if he’d had a cigarette.

They reported back that he had told them he hadn’t had a cigarette since he quit.

And maybe that was true. Maybe I imagined the cigarette smoke. My olfactory nerve somehow misfired.

Except….last night on MSNBC’s Hardball, Obama admitted that his attempt to wean himself from the vile tobacco weed had not been entirely successful.

“I fell off the wagon a couple times during the course of it, and then was able to get back on,” he said. “But it is a struggle like everything else.”

Now I wonder about last August.

It’s not a big deal in the scheme of things — the war on Iraq, a major economic crisis — indeed, it’s miniscule. Hardly worth mentioning.

Except that I don’t like feeling that I wasn’t being dealt with honestly. And as much as citizens who are suspect of the media might scoff at such a notion, many of us consider ourselves to be your representatives to help make sure our leaders are telling us the truth, and leading the country down a path we’re confident is the right one. (Corny, I know.)

We are still unpacking the memos written by Bush’s henchman that paved the way for torture, and a member of our media has his panties in a knot because a candidate may have been less than candid to him about smoking a legal substance. Where was this fucking spidey sense the past eight years?

As someone who took ten years to finally quit smoking, and still, to this day, keeps a box of Nicorette in the cabinet, Jake Tapper can go piss off. After the lawyers, I say we kill the media.

*** Update ***

I had to dash this post off in a fit of rage before heading to the panel I discuss in the next post, and it appears I forgot to note why this tapper dribble pisses me off so much (aside from the obvious reasons). Tapper feels like Obama lied to him, and feels bad because he “wasn’t dealt with honestly,” and he HAS NO FUCKING REASON TO FEEL THAT WAY. He made any dishonesty up in his head.

He says himself he did not ask Obama. He asked the campaign, who more than likely had no idea if Obama had had a cigarette right before he talked to Tapper. They responded like any staff would- no, he isn’t smoking, he is chewing Nicorette. Then a year later, when Obama is asked directly, he responds that yes, he has slipped from time to time.

Rather than be dishonest, as Tapper is portraying Obama, he is being honest and forthright on the issue, and Tapper gets sand in the vajayjay anyway. It is mind-numbing. How does this guy have a fucking job working for a major news organization?

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Pointy-headed Academics

by John Cole|  April 3, 20085:26 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Media, General Stupidity

Daniel Larison beats Michael Barone about the head and neck.

It was deserved.

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The DC Delegates

by John Cole|  April 3, 200811:58 am| 81 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Frequent commenter KCinDC seems to have stopped a finessing of the rules that would have inappropriately split the PLEO delegates from DC between Obama and Clinton (each getting one). Instead, due to KCinDC’s work, Obama will correctly be awarded both delegates, as the rules state he should. The entire story can be found here, with some backstory in the comments here (via the comments at ObWi).

As a side note, is there a more byzantine process than the Democratic primaries? The next time the Democratic party wants to discuss election reform laws, I suggest they look inward first.

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Don’t Eat The Brown Acid

by John Cole|  April 3, 200811:01 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Popular Culture, General Stupidity

Mike Gravel’s Helter Skelter:

This is going to be the longest and weirdest election year ever.

(via Matt Yglesias by way of Sully)

*** Update ***

I had a Venti Starbucks today for the first time in forever, and, as always, it gave me the shakes. Combined with this video, I think I am having flashbacks at the office. I might need Jimmy Carter to talk me down.

*** Update ***

And while we are at it, who can forget this:

Phil Hartman was such a loss.

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Oh NOES!

by John Cole|  April 3, 20089:32 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

There goes McCain’s crossover vote. He was endorsed by the least popular President EVAH!

Seriously. I don’t know how to respond to this sort of idiocy.

Captain Ed puts on his thinking cap and gives this one a thought:

On the plus side, it brings Hollywood closer to the likely Democratic nominee. On the minus side, it helps paint Barack Obama as a far-left candidate, and suggests that his flirtation with William Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn wasn’t just a one-off brush with radicalism. Overall, this may be a public endorsement that Obama might not promote too heavily.

This helps paint him as far-left! This suggests he might be a radical! Scary angry left-wing negro armed to the teeth with innuendo!

Is there a more tedious group of people out there than right-wing bloggers?

I should probably add that I am no fan of Jane Fonda (I once has a Lt. on active duty who, every time the he said the name Jane Fonda, would spit, and he required others to do so as well), either, but this notion that Obama is somehow responsible for the actions of all his supporters is deranged. Who the fuck is Randall Terry going to vote for?

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The McCain Plan

by John Cole|  April 3, 20088:10 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics, Republican Stupidity, General Stupidity

McCain’s new ad:

After taking a moment to thank the knuckle-headed, short-sighted, and self-defeating Clinton campaign for setting us up for a season full of 3am ads, take a moment to admire the McCain plan. He is going to grow jobs! He is going to grow our economy! Yes, that sounds simplistic and stupid, but McCain is a Republican and has a secret weapon- PONY DUST!

If you just sprinkle it everywhere, you don’t have to worry about deficits and balanced budgets, you just sit back and watch our jobs grow! And don’t worry, it works in Iraq, too! There wouldn’t be any planning shortcomings once McCain comes to office with his PONY DUST.

Would it be too snide to mention that John McCain can’t even pay for his own campaign, and is on the public dole?

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