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Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Bark louder, little dog.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

We are learning that “working class” means “white” for way too many people.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

You cannot love your country only when you win.

We will not go back.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Disappointing to see gov. newsom with his finger to the wind.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

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Merry Chistmas!

by John Cole|  December 25, 20097:15 am| 272 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

achristmasstory

I hope you all have a good one!

Merry Chistmas!Post + Comments (272)

The Dogs

by John Cole|  December 24, 20099:29 pm| 166 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging

Guesly meets Kuma, my sister’s mastiff:

bigdoglittledog

I’d forgotten that when a Mastiff shakes its head, the slobber hits you like a thunderstorm.

The DogsPost + Comments (166)

The Swishboating Continues in Earnest

by John Cole|  December 24, 20098:05 pm| 165 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

I wonder what the real message is here:

realmenofgenius

The Rubio link goes to a picture of a pig he was about to barbecue.

The Swishboating Continues in EarnestPost + Comments (165)

This Is So Convoluted That Only Teabaggers Could Come Up With It

by John Cole|  December 24, 20096:42 pm| 410 Comments

This post is in: Bring on the Brawndo!, Teabagger Stupidity

Look what our new allies are up to now:

The end-all-regulation, my-health-insurance-company-is-just-fine-thanks crowd in the Tea Party movement have found an unlikely target for their next national effort: Corporate America.

The Tea Party Patriots group is planning a “National Day of Strike” for Jan. 20, one year to the day after President Obama’s inauguration. The goal of the strike, according to the website where it’s being planned, is to “financially cripple” the companies across America the group says are “backing the leftist agenda” and “funding socialism.”

How can you tell which companies are funding socialism? The answer, according to organizers: they advertise on CNN and/or MSNBC, and they donate money to Democratic candidates.

So they are going to cripple socialist businesses by striking for one day? That means they acknowledge their boss and employer is a socialist- why not quit? Striking for one day- don’t they call that a “sick day” or a “hangover” most places in the country? What happens when one of them gets fired? Will that be labeled socialist oppression by Big Hollywood?

Or do they actually mean they are going to boycott these companies? If that is the case, how the hell does a one day boycott work? Will anyone notice?

I’m sure glad some well-meaning progressives have decided to team up with these clowns. Maybe we can combine efforts- we can strike for a day, and during that day we can make incoherent attacks on Joe Lieberman’s wife.

*** Update ***

Via the comments:

Let’s not forget that she is actually out there doing real stuff. She raises a ton of money for progressive causes, and she is more effective than most bloggers at impacting the political dynamic. Anyone who puts themselves out front like that is going to make some mistakes, and she takes the heat like a warrior. She doesn’t whimper and whine—she comes back with a vengeance, witness the way she demolished Jed Lewison today:

http://firedoglake.com/2009/12…..iefreddie/

I’ve got a lot of respect for those who are in the trenches doing the real work. The blogosphere has more than it’s share of couch potatoes hiding behind their laptops while Jane is out there getting her hands dirty.

As for her alliance with Grover Norquist on the alleged misdeeds of Rahm Emmanuel, she will no doubt be happy to reveal that she thinks Norquist is a wacko on most issues— but if an unlikely combination of forces can actually achieve something, then I’m all for it.

The entrenched economic interests remain in control because they have succeeded in dividing the peasantry with hot button social issues like abortion, gun control, gay rights, and the environment. If the poor losers on the Left and the Right ever realize that they are both getting screwed equally by the likes of Goldman Sachs and Halliburton and General Electric, then maybe we can start to turn things around in this country. Jane takes the position that in some instances it is sensible and effective to join forces with those whose values you don’t generally share. For chrissake, Teddy Kennedy and Strom Thurmond worked together on the occasional piece of legislation. It’s called politics.

I can understand that. It is the methodology that is problematic.

This Is So Convoluted That Only Teabaggers Could Come Up With ItPost + Comments (410)

At Home

by John Cole|  December 24, 20095:50 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!

Made it home in one piece, and am now watching a couple of Jack Russell Terriers run around with a Bull Mastiff while Lily sits on various laps observing.

Was just wondering how the Progressive jihad was going- have we advanced to suicide bombings and delinking yet? Is Bernie Sanders still a corporate whore? Have No Quarter and Hillary is 44 weighed in yet? Any more push polling and fund-raising?

At HomePost + Comments (75)

Christmas Eve in the drunk tank

by DougJ|  December 24, 20093:00 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My favorite Christmas song:

Christmas Eve in the drunk tankPost + Comments (120)

Awesome

by DougJ|  December 24, 20091:19 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Good News For Conservatives

I like to think this was one of the old Scrutator gang.

This preceded the later, better-publicized work that John and others spoke of recently.

Whoever he is, this guy is good.

AwesomePost + Comments (76)

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