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Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

The willow is too close to the house.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

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God didn’t make Little Green Footballs

by DougJ|  December 24, 200910:47 am| 238 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Good News For Conservatives

Charles Johnson quite rightly excoriates Tim Pawlenty for some answers Pawlenty gave about evolution in a recent Newsweek interview:

Let me ask you about social issues your party has been dealing with. In her book, Palin claims that McCain’s handlers wanted her to be silent about her belief in creationism. How would you describe your view?

I can tell you how we handle it in Minnesota. We leave it to the local school districts. We don’t mandate a curriculum or an approach. We allow for something called “intelligent design” to be discussed as a comparative theory. It doesn’t have to be in science class.

[….]

Where are you personally?

Well, you know I’m an evangelical Christian. I believe that God created everything and that he is who he says he was. The Bible says that he created man and woman; it doesn’t say that he created an amoeba and then they evolved into man and woman. But there are a lot of theologians who say that the ideas of evolution andcreationism aren’t necessarily inconsistent; that he could have “created” human beings over time.

David Frum replies that “Pawlenty is a model of sensible modern conservatism” and goes on to say that Pawlenty will have trouble with the religious right anyway because they don’t view him as a real Jesus person (since he converted from Catholicism to evangelicalism when he got married).

I find stories like this, especially when they’re told by two intelligent conservatives (even if I don’t always agree with them) to be quite chilling: we have here a Republican candidate who is an anti-science loon but still may be too sensible and non-Jesus freaky to satisfy the Khmer Rogue faction that may dominate the Republican primaries.

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You Stay Classy, Ralph

by John Cole|  December 24, 20099:55 am| 178 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Manic Progressive

Nader feels ignored:

“This is what I meant a year ago when I said the next year will determine whether Barack Obama will be an Uncle Tom groveling before the demands of the corporations.”

Charming.

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The History of Christmas at the White House

by John Cole|  December 24, 20099:40 am| 10 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Here is a great piece on the history of Christmas celebration at the White House that I think a lot of you will really enjoy. I did.

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Mmmmm. Capitalism

by John Cole|  December 24, 20099:28 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

It is time for the government to punch these guys in the neck:

Mr. Egol, a Princeton graduate, had risen to prominence inside the bank by creating mortgage-related securities, named Abacus, that were at first intended to protect Goldman from investment losses if the housing market collapsed. As the market soured, Goldman created even more of these securities, enabling it to pocket huge profits.

Goldman’s own clients who bought them, however, were less fortunate.

Pension funds and insurance companies lost billions of dollars on securities that they believed were solid investments, according to former Goldman employees with direct knowledge of the deals who asked not to be identified because they have confidentiality agreements with the firm.

Goldman was not the only firm that peddled these complex securities — known as synthetic collateralized debt obligations, or C.D.O.’s — and then made financial bets against them, called selling short in Wall Street parlance. Others that created similar securities and then bet they would fail, according to Wall Street traders, include Deutsche Bank and Morgan Stanley, as well as smaller firms like Tricadia Inc., an investment company whose parent firm was overseen by Lewis A. Sachs, who this year became a special counselor to Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner.

Look- this isn’t just some crank writing for Rolling Stones- this is the NY Times. It is common knowledge these guys are crooks, and yet there will still people who defend them here, in the comments, because they were just smarter than other folks and knew how to operate the system. It is a disgrace, and they should have to pay a price.

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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

by John Cole|  December 24, 20099:08 am| 51 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Christmas cheer fail:

Rahm Emanuel stole my pacidier!
Rahm Emanuel stole my pacidier!

This picture of the spawn of RedKitten cracked me up.

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Ruh Roh

by John Cole|  December 24, 20098:29 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Going Galt

Glenzilla reads Reason so we don’t have to.

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Open Thread: Happy Ecksmass!

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20092:25 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Recently got an email from a company based outside the Anglophone sphere of influence:

Finishing does 2009 and we are again thankful for once to deep interest and love of a customer.

It seems to be regret and miss something while feeling that we were always short,
but this year was a year having done that we were thankful for more by faith of a customer and love.

Christmas is full by temporal happiness to have been delivered,
and it is day that chest be in a flutter with a thought only.

We pray for you are glad at a mind of all, and the happy Christmas which love overflow.

We thank sincerely to a supports and cheer sending to our [company] during this year.

We appreciate that.

We [company] promise that we will give you to a make a present to develop more in the next year.

Please enjoy your happy Christmas!

Somehow, this expresses exactly how I incoherently feel about all of you here.

(I tried for a lovely red-and-green font, but FYWP.)

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