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Technically true, but collectively nonsense

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Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Just Us

by Anne Laurie|  August 28, 20149:39 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Fuck The Poor, Open Threads

White privilege, in the original French meaning of "private law", is real. Class privilege is too. http://t.co/ch1juiWhwG

— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) August 28, 2014

From Quartz, “These seven charts explain how Ferguson—and many other US cities—wring revenue from black people and the poor“:

… Ferguson’s economy steadily withered over the last decade, as did its population. Yet even as the number of adult residents fell 11% between 2010 and 2013, fines collected by the city’s court system surged 85%, hitting $2.6 million last year…

In fact, arresting people for minor violations is exactly the point, as Brendan Roediger, professor at the Saint Louis University School of Law and supervisor of a local civil advocacy clinic, told Governing magazine. “They don’t want to actually incarcerate people because it costs money, so they fine them,” Roediger said, adding that Ferguson’s court sometimes hears as many as 300 cases per hour…

Davis X. Machina’s Law:

“The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of who will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn’t even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it.”

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Now that we’re all in the right frame of mind, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

Thursday Evening Open Thread: Just UsPost + Comments (159)

I Hate These People With a Passion

by John Cole|  August 28, 20148:58 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights, Religious Nuts 2, Assholes

If this is God’s idea of Christian behavior, God sucks:

I say we buck up for an all expense paid trip for his family to an Arizona shooting range, complete with complimentary Uzi and nine year old.

I Hate These People With a PassionPost + Comments (121)

Kentucky Kernels

by Anne Laurie|  August 28, 20146:19 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Don't Mourn, Organize, Election 2014, Kochsuckers, Local Races 2018 and earlier

Front page of the Courier Journal has Mitch McConnell's promises to the Koch brothers in their secret mtg http://t.co/XzDErYDAmg #kysen

— Justin Barasky (@JustinBarasky) August 28, 2014

The backstory, as described by Mr. Charles P. Pierce:

Charles and David Koch — America’s favorite political porn merchants and the Mitchell Brothers of the Citizens United era — are having a week for themselves. Really, it’s like watching a really good episode of that HBO series about the Nevada brothel. First, yesterday, noted ‘ho Mike (Payola) Allen, one of the founding geniuses of Tiger Beat On The Potomac, went on liberal MSNBC and had a giddy old time with Squint and the Meat Puppet about that silly Harry Reid and all that noise he’s been making about the fact that the Kochs are well on their way to strip-mining American democracy…

Central to the ads that TBOTP helpfully collected for us all was an invitation-only hootenanny held by the Kochs last June to which a veritable All Star team of prospective conservative political porn stars showed up to demonstrate their facility with the money shot, and I do mean money shot. And nobody auditioned for his close-up more enthusiastically than did Mitch McConnell, the Minority Leader of the United States Senate. The Nation got a hold of an audiotape of Mitch’s audition and, boy howdy, this guy has the potential to be the Ron Jeremy of the Koch grindhouse…

Dear Democrats: Here’s the thing. A full 74 percent of Americans polled favored raising the minimum wage. Mitch McConnell just spit in their eye to curry favor with two Americans. A full 69 percent of Americans polled favored extending unemployment benefits. But none of them are named Charles Koch or David Koch, so Mitch McConnell believes they don’t count….

More at the link, of course.

Not coincidentally, I suspect, this week New York has a feature piece on Alison Grimes, and the NYTimes lapdances gives McConnell a sympathetic spread…

Kentucky KernelsPost + Comments (61)

Good News Everybody

by David Anderson|  August 28, 20146:03 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

As expected, the Feds in the form of CMS and HHS approved with some conditions the Healthy PA this is not really Medicaid Expansion, Medicaid Expansion waiver this afternoon.  I have a game in a couple of minutes so here are the highlights.

  • Go Live is January 1, 2015
  • Expected to cover between a quarter and half a million people.
  • Significant changes to current Medicaid in the form of collapsing various programs into far fewer groups, and different co-pay structures.
  • Health Incentive/Wellness incentives in the form of lower co-pays
  • No deductibles
  • Premiums will be charged in 2016 and beyond for people making more than 100% FPL
  • Work requirements watered down

 

More later

Good News EverybodyPost + Comments (8)

Thursday Afternoon Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  August 28, 20142:00 pm| 167 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

It’s almost here! It’s almost here! Englishman Stephen Fry’s impression of American college football:

Of the spectacle (not necessarily the game), Fry says:

“I really don’t know if anything sums up America better. It’s simultaneously preposterous, incredibly laughable, impressive, charming, ridiculous, expensive, overpopulated, wonderful…America.”

H/T: Valued commenter (and faithful Jawja Dawg) Raven.

PS: GO GATORS!

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Just…No, Lifetime Televisoin

by Elon James White|  August 28, 20141:58 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Just when you thought reality television couldn’t get any more problematic, Lifetime introduces their new makeover show Girlfriend Intervention. The thinking behind the show? “Trapped inside every white girl is a strong black woman ready to bust out.”

Are you a black woman? You might find this offensive. Are you a white woman? You might find this offensive. Are you neither? You might be thinking at this point that you’re lucky to be left out of the entire thing. (Be aware, though, that no one is safe. Near the end of the first episode, Thomas exaggeratedly compliments the hotness of the made-over white woman by yelling, “Muy caliente, salsa picante mucho!”)

So it’s a team of black women making over white women with a healthy dose of shaming and some very problematic racial politics. Nice work, network television.

Team Blackness also discussed a clothing store that tried to sell a Holocaust T-shirt; more disrespect from Ferguson cops, this time directly on Michael Brown’s memorial; and how New York TV stations cover more crime committed by black people.

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DC Meet Up — from commenter Elizabelle

by DougJ|  August 28, 201411:30 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

DC Area Balloon Juice meetups: one tonight, the second this Tuesday night, September 2nd

Please come drink and maybe dine with us at Murphy’s Irish Pub in Old Town Alexandria, in honor of the visiting Mr. and Mrs. efgoldman. They’ll arrive 7:30 to 8:00p; I will try to be there closer to 7:00 p with a Tunch clipboard or some Balloon Juice indicator. Second floor. And it’s $14.95 steak night, through 9 pm tonight.

Murphy’s Alexandria • 713 King Street, Alexandria, VA 22314 • 703.548-1717

http://murphyspub.com/murphys/alexandria/

We will meet again this coming Tuesday, in honor of the visiting Siubhan Duinne. Same place, time TBD.

RE Transport: car is good; plenty of on-street free parking after 6 or 7 p. (Check the meters.) FYI, Murphy’s is pretty close to Christ Church; you can park behind it and walk to Murphy’s …

Accessible via King Street Metro station (blue and yellow? line; there’s a shuttle bus OR you can hoof it, if you’re so inclined.)

Apologies for the short notice.

And we must do a DC city meetup at some point. Apologies to those for whom Old Town Alexandria is too far a trek. Someone else should take the lead on organizing it — you’ll get more notice, for one!

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