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Ooh Ooh That Smell

by @heymistermix.com|  August 30, 20142:07 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

We’ve gone almost a whole day without pointing and laughing at Mitch McConnell’s campaign, which is about 23 hours too long, so let’s look at the next turd that’s dropped at that shitshow:

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) campaign manager, Jesse Benton, announced his resignation amid questions about his alleged role in 2012 Iowa bribery scandal.
[…] Benton’s resignation is effective Saturday.

The major staff change comes amidst a bribery scandal from when he was the political director for Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) during the 2012 presidential campaign that could spill over into McConnell’s re-election fight. Benton has stressed that he is innocent and blamed “inaccurate press accounts and unsubstantiated media rumors.”

I think the notion that Paul’s 2012 political director would have been involved in the Paul campaign’s $73,000 bribe to an Iowa State Senator is a little more than a “rumor”, but my therapist tells me I’m the cynical kind.

Also, too: this is the same asshole who said he was holding his nose for two years to work for McConnell. I can’t improve on John’s original title, so I’m re-using it for this moron’s swan song.

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New Yorkers: Vote on September 9, Goddamit

by @heymistermix.com|  August 30, 201412:42 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Proud to Be A Democrat

I’ve lived in New York for almost 20 years and this morning was the first time I was polled for a primary election. The reason is simple: Andrew Cuomo is running at least a little scared, and, judging from the questions in this poll, he’s especially scared that his running mate, Kathy Hocul, is going to lose to Tim Wu in the Democratic primary September 9.

The Cuomo “safe as houses”, “what, me, a Democrat?”, “throw Western New York a bone” strategy of having someone from the Rochester/Buffalo area as a Lt. Governor made him choose Kathy Hochul as his running mate this time out. His current Lt. Governor, Bob Duffy, former Rochester Mayor and an ideological Republican with a D after his name, declined to run again, probably because Cuomo basically ignored him for his first term. Sadly for the man who will never be President, Cuomo’s belt-and-suspenders strategy ran aground this week, when the New York Times endorsed Wu over Hochul. Hochul is a great conservadem to run in the R+6 district that she won in a tough special election. She’s a terrible Lt. Governor choice in a blue state where Democrats coast to victory in statewide races.

So, Democrats, here’s your chance. As Zephyr Teachout says in every interview (here’s a good one), only about 350,000 voters will pick the Democratic nominee for governor. For once your vote will count. So, vote as many times as possible for the Democrats in the race–Teachout and Wu–or shaddup about that fucker Cuomo for the duration.

BTW, any of youse who want fucking tell me that the Times is a “liberal” paper should read their piss-pants scared “non endorsement” editorial where they couldn’t ovary up and pick Teachout over Cuomo. What a shameful document that is, this part being Exhibit A:

Why endorse no candidate in a major state primary? Here’s how we see it: Realistically, Governor Cuomo is likely to win the primary, thanks to vastly greater resources and name recognition. And he’ll probably win a second term in November against a conservative Republican opponent. In part, that’s because issues like campaign finance rarely have been a strong motivator for most voters. Nonetheless, those who want to register their disappointment with Mr. Cuomo’s record on changing the culture of Albany may well decide that the best way to do that is to vote for Ms. Teachout. Despite our reservations about her, that impulse could send a powerful message to the governor and the many other entrenched incumbents in Albany that a shake-up is overdue.

These fuckers won’t endorse Teachout because she might not win? Yet another example of how pulling aside the curtain of savvy always reveals a status quo chickenshit hiding in the corner. You know what would make it more likely that Zephyr Teachout would win? A fucking New York Times endorsement! Jesus Bieber Christ – I pray to you in my hour of need –  spare me from the triangulating turds who run that goddam sorry excuse for a editorial page by visiting upon them fulminating, scabby hemorrhoids that prevent them from ever again sitting in front of a keyboard. Amen.

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More on 2015 Medicaid Expansion

by David Anderson|  August 30, 20149:34 am| 24 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance

A quick update from the post earlier this week on potential Medicaid expansion in 2015.

  • Healthy PA was approved yesterday with a launch date of 1.1.15.
  • Tennessee is making noises about seeking a waiver along the lines of either  Healthy PA or the Arkansas private option model.  Tennessee has the local examples of Kynect in Kentucky and Arkansas so the special snowflake excuse does not fly.

The Tennessean reported that Gov. Bill Haslam (R) said Thursday that Tennessee would aim to submit a Medicaid expansion plan to the Department of Health and Human Services “some time this fall.” The program would cover more than 150,000 low-income residents in the state…

Haslam has floated a “private option” plan, using Medicaid dollars to pay for private coverage, as has been done in Arkansas and Iowa. Other pieces of the Tennessee plan could include co-payments and incentives for healthy behavior, based on the governor’s past public comments.

  • Utah is doing something about expansion.  The goal is to get a plan to the state legislature this fall.  The extremes of the debate is hope that charity care will be sufficient to solve the uninsured and underserved problem (if it was, Obamacare never would have been needed) to a private option waiver.  The big challenge is Utah wants a work requirement and HHS won’t tie work to medical care.  HHS shot down the same type of requirement with Healthy PA, so they will continue to shoot it down in Utah.   
  • My read on Virginia is that if Arkansas can cobble together a 75% supermajority with large Republican majorities, Virginia can find 20% of the Senate Republican caucus and 40-50% of the House Republican caucus to defect for the good guys on this one.  I could be totally wrong, but that is how my read is being informed.

My gut feeling is that there will be another three or four states that will want to get a waiver application in sometime between December and March of next year for launches by 9/1/15 as the political window is open for apostate Republicans to avoid getting primaried.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Silly Season, Still

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 20145:15 am| 186 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes

@jbarro This color pic.twitter.com/bgj2YJnwJW

— John Tabin (@johntabin) August 29, 2014

As my Irish granny once said of a similar jacket, “it’s a cowhide wrapped round a boar-pig.” Shut up, Pete King, you idiot bogtrotter:

President Obama’s ugly beige suit has quickly gone from stupid joke — “The president stands squarely behind the decision he made yesterday to wear his summer suit,” the White House press secretary said today — to stupid faux controversy thanks to who else but Long Island Republican Representative Peter King. “There’s no way, I don’t think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching,” said King on right-wing internet TV today…

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Apart from that, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 29, 201411:55 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I have nothing to say. I’m too lazy to post anything.

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Friday Recipe Exchange: Lots of Kabobs

by Anne Laurie|  August 29, 20148:01 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Recipes

tamara kabobs

From our Food Goddess, TaMara:

Happy Labor Day weekend. This will be a quick exchange before I run out the door. Oh, I’m not going anywhere for the weekend, we’re still working on potty training with Bixby. LOL. His latest update is here.

I decided on shish kabobs for the recipe exchange because they are a favorite for large get-togethers. I can prepare them a day ahead and then pop them on the grill when guests arrive. They cook up quick and everyone can get theirs cooked to their idea of perfection. And if you’re lucky and everyone is staying at your house, you can form an assembly line to put them together.

Pictured above is one of my go-to skewers, easy marinade and simple to assemble for a small family dinner or a big get-together. It’s equal parts vegetable oil, soy sauce, lemon juice, and toss in some crushed garlic cloves. Mix together and marinate cubed pieces of steak (sirloin works well) for at least an hour or overnight. I remove the steak pieces from the marinade and then toss the veggies with the marinade quickly before alternating meat, vegetables and pineapple chunks on skewers. The ones above really need some cherry tomatoes, too. Grill over high heat, turning frequently until steak is cooked to desired style.

Some other fun food on a stick:

Fajita Chicken and Vegetable Kabobs can be found here.

Grilled Chicken and Papaya Skewers are here.

Lamb Kabobs recipe is here.

And a variety of other Marinades can be found here, to create any number of skewers to grill.

What’s on your plate for the weekend? Grilling anything tasty?

For tonight’s featured recipe, I thought it would be fun to make sure dessert was included in the mix.

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Friday Afternoon Open Thread: Clickbait

by Anne Laurie|  August 29, 20144:21 pm| 315 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

The NYTimes book section interviews Rick Perlstein:

… And who today are the best writers on American politics?

There are two, and they both are bloggers. One, Corey Robin of Brooklyn College, is also a political theorist; his book “The Reactionary Mind: Conservatism From Edmund Burke to Sarah Palin” provides the most convincing account about what right-wing habits of mind are ultimately all about. His humane and erudite blog — and its spirited commenters — deepen that conversation. A favorite theme is the emptiness of right-wing notions of “freedom” that actually leave us less free. See, for instance, his work on “Lavatory and Liberty,” which points out that the government doesn’t even enforce the right to bathroom breaks at work. What could be a greater insult to liberty than that?

My other favorite political writer, Heather Parton, blogs under the name “Digby.” Daily for over 10 years she’s been unleashing a fire hose of brilliance on the fecklessness of the Democrats, the craziness of the Republicans and especially the way that what we now call the “culture wars” has been seared into our national DNA at least since the Civil War. In the acknowledgments to “Nixonland,” I called her the other half of my brain….

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What’s on the agenda for the start of the holiday (for some of us) weekend?

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