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Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

Cancel the cowardly Times and Post and set up an equivalent monthly donation to ProPublica.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

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Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

This really is a full service blog.

In after Baud. Damn.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

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“We Tell Ourselves Stories in Order to Live”

by Anne Laurie|  October 26, 20145:29 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: KULCHA!, Popular Culture


(via The Cut, NYMag)

“I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not.”

I’m not sure Joan Didion has the weight for the young that she did for those of us growing up feminist in the 1970s, but I suspect I wasn’t the only woman here who copied out chunks of her essays to post over our desks in college. The Kickstarter is oversubscribed, but I kicked in $15 to get a digital copy of the finished film, if only to add one more name to the list of those letting Ms. Didion know how much she meant to us.

More detail from NYMag‘s Vulture blog:

…[T]he doc will alternate old photos of Didion with snippets of her reading selected passages (illustrated with gauzy stock footage), interspersed with newsreel-style coverage of the political upheavals she covered and talking heads like Patti Smith, Liam Neeson, Jann Wenner, Anna Wintour, Graydon Carter, and the camera-shy Times critic Michiko Kakutani. Those names (and the fabulous yellow Corvette Stingray in the freeze-frame) promise to give us a sense of the glamorous swirl in which Didion and John Gregory Dunne led their lives — role models of high living, hard work, and lasting marriage who made it look easy and fun…

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I Hear There’s A Sporting Contest Today…

by Tom Levenson|  October 26, 20142:12 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

That would be, of course, the fifth game of the World Series.  So, in advance of the stirring triumph by the Sons of Willie Mays,* here’s a nice bit of baseball reporting and writing, one that captures something of the difference of the game fans watch and that which the players play.

Even a Boston-fan-in-adulthood like me knows the lore.  Ted Williams announced on September 26, 1960 that he was going to retire at the end of the season, two days later.  That would be it for  a major league career that had begun in 1939. (For those who are counting, that’s a career that spans four decades, and includes hiatuses for active duty in two wars.)  That season, aged 41, he wasn’t too bad:  a .316 batting average, an OPS of 1.096, 29 home runs in 113 games.  The numbers are a little down from his career averages (sic!), but you’d have to say that the Splendid Splinter could still play.

But he had decided he was done — and who could blame him — and according to every report I’ve ever read, when Williams set his mind, that was it.  So September 28, when the Baltimore Orioles faced the Red Sox at Fenway Park in the last home game of the 1960 season, the crowd knew it would be watching the last of the greatest ball player ever to wear the B on his cap.**

What happened that day is pure Boston sports legend.

John Updike wrote what many think is a classic of baseball writing about that game.  For me, it doesn’t re-read well; too much of what Steinbeck called hooptedoodle for my taste.  The one truly fascinating fact Updike records is the attendance. On the last occasion to see Ted Williams, all of 10,454 people showed up at a park that could seat over 30,000.  Admittedly, the 1960 Boston team sucked, but still…

But most of Updike’s piece is elegant hagiography, utterly focused on Williams…which is fine; Ted was the reason he was there, and Ted gratified the genteel and rabid fan in Updike by delivering the kind of narrative that wouldn’t have been believed had Updike snuck it into a novel.  It was a dank, cold day, a lousy one for hitting, and Williams didn’t do much for a while:  a walk and a run scored in the first, two fly ball outs in the third and the fifth (that second one had a chance, but fluttered down at the warning track).  He came up for what was obviously the last time in the eighth and…well, here’s Updike:

Fisher, after his unsettling wait, was wide with the first pitch. He put the second one over, and Williams swung mightily and missed. The crowd grunted, seeing that classic swing, so long and smooth and quick, exposed, naked in its failure. Fisher threw the third time, Williams swung again, and there it was. The ball climbed on a diagonal line into the vast volume of air over center field. From my angle, behind third base, the ball seemed less an object in flight than the tip of a towering, motionless construct, like the Eiffel Tower or the Tappan Zee Bridge. It was in the books while it was still in the sky. Brandt ran back to the deepest corner of the outfield grass; the ball descended beyond his reach and struck in the crotch where the bullpen met the wall, bounced chunkily, and, as far as I could see, vanished.

Yup.  As every baseball fan knows, Williams went out with the stuff of dreams, a home run in his last at bat in the only home stadium he had ever known in a baseball life as long (and now as long ago) as Methuselah’s.  As Updike notes, he was even able to allow himself to skip the final series of the 1960 season, away games at Yankee Stadium.  A home run, a standing O, no curtain call, and out.  That’s the story.  Full stop.

Except…s another guy had something to do with the moment, the antagonist to Williams’ hero’s role.  That would be Jack Fisher, the pitcher who served up the fateful fastball.

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There’s Updike’s tale of heroic inevitability (it’s always necessary after the fact), the literary gloss on that routine confrontation between pitcher and batter.  And then there’s the way the guys standing 60 feet 6 inches apart see it.  Which is why I found delightful this brief report from the mouth of Mr. Fisher himself, written up by Elon Green  for Updike’s venue, The New Yorker, on May 1 of this year.  In it, we learn that Fisher didn’t see TED WILLIAMS at the plate.  He saw a guy he knew how to pitch to:

One of the sportswriters looked it up, and he said that Williams lifetime was two for thirteen off of me. So I did all right against him.

Here’s how Fisher remembers the crucial at-bat itself:

As you probably heard, it was a very cold, dank day type thing. Williams earlier had hit a ball off of me to right field—a fly ball that our right fielder, Al Pilarcik, caught back close to the warning track. So Williams had hit the ball pretty well that time, and I thought, Uh oh, but it was an out. So, it’s the seventh inning, and he comes up, and Jackie Jensen was their next hitter, right-hand hitter, and with the short left-field wall there, I thought, There’s no way I’m gonna pitch around Williams.

I think the first pitch was a ball. The next pitch—he swung and missed—was another fastball. The next pitch I just went to another fastball and he hit it out. Made the score four to three.

I mean, all I was trying to do was win the ballgame. The fact that he hit the home run wasn’t that big to me because I’d actually had pretty good success against him.

Love it.

Talk about whatever.

*I hope I may be forgiven my partisanship.  My first pro sports experience was surviving Candlestick as a nine year old, or so.  Saw Mays, McCovey, Marichal, Cepeda, Bonds the elder, even Gaylord Perry.  I switched allegiance to the A’s after a bit — East Bay kid and all that — but I earned (though never grabbed) my Croix de Candlestick, and so there you have it.  Go Giants!

**Was Babe Ruth a better ball player? Probably.  But, of course, that greatness happened mostly in a Yankees uniform.  Goddammit.

Image: Artist unknown, Diagram of the Method of Giving the Rotary Motion to the Ball, from Scientific American, The Art of Pitching in Baseball, July 31, 1886, page 71.

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Glass Houses

by John Cole|  October 26, 20141:49 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Clown Shoes, Our Awesome Meritocracy

Oh fer fuck’s sake.

By 2018, will EVERY Democratic candidate be a relative of someone who made it on his or her own? #DecadentLiberalism http://t.co/2laoazcKLG

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 26, 2014

Completely oblivious.

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Rose of Texas

by Anne Laurie|  October 26, 20145:27 am| 111 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

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Commentor RoonieRoo called my bluff:

My gardening is almost exclusively confined to my vegetable garden When I am good on the planning and diligent on spending enough time in the garden, I can produce a significant amount of our dinners in our small patch. My gardening style is best described as organized chaos.

Grumpy Code Monkey and I live and garden in the Austin area – zone 8b. We are specifically on the Blackland Prairie. That means I have to do raised beds as my dirt is what we call 10 o’clock dirt. It’s too wet to work at 9:59 a.m. and too dry to scratch at 10:01 a.m. Also called gumbo and F—— clay.

I’ve just finished planting the last bed for the fall/winter garden. I currently have 32 broccoli, 2 chard, Lortz garlic in the back (enough for 144 heads at harvest), and mixed beds of beets, carrots, lettuce, mustard, bok choi, radishes, arugula and cress.

Harvest is just at the very beginning where we are eating the thinnings of greens and radishes as “micro greens”. Another month I should start to get the beginnings of broccoli with the other greens. By December we will start getting carrots/beets in the small stage (the cold really slows the growth) and by January/February it will be carrot and beet madness as the broccoli starts to wrap up.

At the top of the post is my favorite rosebush in the yard. It’s called Republic of Texas.

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The perfect example of our organized chaos. The garden is 8 years old in its current state and the fence and beds show it. One day, we’ll do a rebuild.

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My brand new compost bin that Grumpy built me this season.

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Typical fall/winter bed containing radishes, lettuce, beets, carrots, bok choi.

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radishes are almost ready to come out so the carrots will have more breathing room.

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I’m starting to see the very first shoots of garlic. In the south we grow soft neck garlic that will be ready in June.

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The baby bok choi nestled in the radish leaves is going to be part of dinner tonight.

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You can easily the order of the beds planting. They are each about a week to 2 weeks apart. #5 was planted today and the last one for the season.

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I have to include the “Garden Dogs”. This one is Gregor, my old man.

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This one is Isaac, he’s 18 months old and full of himself.

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What’s going on in your gardens this week?

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Social Awareness- WTF is That?

by John Cole|  October 26, 201412:04 am| 109 Comments

This post is in: Post-racial America, Assholes, Sociopaths

Something tells me that these two are going to have an interesting day at work on Monday, because by then everyone in the nation will know who they are:

Blackface. DV joke. But it's Halloween right? pic.twitter.com/FFvnL5zrKq

— zellie (@zellieimani) October 26, 2014

Their son is the one who tweeted it, and if you see the hashtags he uses, you can tell he’s a real charmer and a budding young sociopath.

Having seen the Ebola nurse costume already, I’m thinking it’s still too early to label this the worst Halloween this year.

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Saturday Night Open thread

by John Cole|  October 25, 201410:30 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Pens won, Eers won, so everything is good until the Steelers meet the Colts tomorrow.

I’m watching the following:


Watch live video from Raptr on Twitch

Really excited that Dragon Age: Inquisitions is going to be a lot more turn based like the original. I hated the console feel of the second.

Think I am going to catch the second episode of Peaky Blinders on Netflix and then watch SNL, which is new tonight. You?

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Another Ebola Question

by John Cole|  October 25, 20148:37 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Political Establishment

Burns- this is your time, bro.

I know we are in a post 9/11 Gitmo world, but from whence do Christie and Cuomo derive legal authority to quarantine people who basically are no public health threat. My google searches show that the Secretary of HHS can do things under the Commerce Clause, but it would have to be a real emergency, one would think. But in this case, we are detaining and holding people because they might get ill. What are the relevant statutes in NY and NJ give them the authority to detain people for what is basically a health pre-crime?

Is there any case law on this? I’d imagine the ACLU will have a field day with this if not.

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