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She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

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The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Their shamelessness is their super power.

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  October 28, 20145:59 am| 47 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Music, Open Threads

Pema Levy, Newsweek, “Barabbas, Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr. Invoked to Get Out the Vote“:

… With the November midterm elections next week, this past Sunday was the first time Reverend Samuel’s congregation could go to the polls on a Sunday. Located in the town of Stone Mountain in DeKalb County, an Atlanta suburb with a high concentration of Democratic voters, Samuel’s sermon built up to a call to head straight to the local polling place and vote right after church — a turnout effort known as Souls to the Polls.

Before urging his congregants at the Victory for the World church in Stone Mountain to join him at the polls, Samuel preached to them about the importance of voting — even if you’re on the losing side.

In Samuel’s sermon, the point of the Barabbas story was not that the crowd chose Barabbas over Jesus. It was that Jesus’s followers did not speak up for him. For Samuel’s mostly black congregation of about 2,000, the lesson was that every vote counts and that dissent matters…

Today, all eyes are on Georgia. With only eight days to go to the midterms, the state’s razor tight Senate race between Democrat Michelle Nunn and Republican David Perdue could ultimately decide which party controls the U.S. Senate in January. Nunn and Perdue are virtually tied in the polls, with the race currently expected to result in a runoff. (If no candidate receives more than 50 per cent of the vote, a second ballot takes place in two months time.) Alongside the vote for senator, Georgians will also choose their next governor — incumbent Republican Nathan Deal or his challenger, Democratic state Senator Jason Carter.

The only reason Nunn and Carter have a chance in a state that has consistently elected Republicans to federal and statewide offices in the last decade is the growth of African American, Latino and Asian voters in the state. This year, the minority leader in the state House, Democratic Rep. Stacey Abrams, has lead a vigorous effort to register minority voters, collecting about 85,000 applications. Similar registration efforts collected another 120,000 forms, substantially growing the number of minority voters in Georgia.

These efforts have made Republicans nervous…

“What’s really fired up voters is overt attempts to suppress the vote,” Samuels told Newsweek at the polling station. He had mentioned both Senator Millar and Secretary Kemp in his sermon Sunday…

Election officials in DeKalb County are noticing more turnout this year than the last midterms. Maxine Daniels, Director of Registration and Elections in the county, said nearly 2,000 people voted in the first two hours of early voting Sunday. Daniels believes the closeness of the races at the top of the ballot is getting people to the polls because they believe this time they can make a difference…

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Apart from fighting the good fight, what’s on the agenda for the day?

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Late Night Open Thread: Breaking News

by Anne Laurie|  October 28, 20141:02 am| 18 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

Comedy writers on both sides of border in mourning as Doug Ford loses his Toronto mayoral bid. Sorry, @iamjohnoliver. http://t.co/gwPoo5V4ph

— Billmon (@billmon1) October 28, 2014

I have to say that “John Tory, Progressive Conservative” sounds like the title of one of the weaker Monty Python filler skits…

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Guest post on the Walker Race

by John Cole|  October 27, 20148:22 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Election 2014, Guest Posts

Charlie

Frequent commenter VidaLoca weighs in (and his friend’s dog Charlie provides additional editorial comment):

I’ve been thinking for a while of trying to do a guest post for BJ on the Wisconsin Governor’s race. I put the idea to John, who graciously accepted, so here goes. My own background/expertise is very simple: I live in Milwaukee County and I’ve been a political activist here for a number of years; I have some familiarity with what’s going on locally with the movement to resist Scott Walker (though somewhat less familiarity with the situation statewide). I hope you’ll find the following to be interesting and I’ll be here to respond to your comments. I realize that some of what I have to say may be controversial so I’ve tried to add enough footnotes to at least give the impression that I’m not making it all up as I go, without creating a post that will take (too) many hours to read.

What follows was inspired in part by a promise I made to Kay to write “something” on the Governor’s race here, and also in part by John’s “Early Voting” post of 10/23 that sounded very pessimistic about the Democratic organization in WVA. I gathered that things in WVA are — to put it mildly — grim. I have to say, everyone I run into in Milwaukee — from the activists to the people I meet knocking on doors — is totally stoked. We HAVE to vote, we HAVE to do this. At the same time, as in WVA, the existing models aren’t doing it for us: so with our backs against the wall we’re trying to come up with new models.

Herewith, the situation in Wisconsin, emphasis on Milwaukee, one week out from the election:

1. The Candidates:
A. Scott Walker
— Scott Walker will hardly need extensive introduction to BJ readers, nevertheless I urge you to take a look at The Unelectable Whiteness of Scott Walker from the 6/15/2014 issue of TNR. While I disagree with the title — he and his whiteness are hardly “unelectable” — the article is correct in understanding (albeit, implicitly) that what Walker and the Republicans have done is to take class warfare to a new and much more open level, and that he’s been able to use white supremacy to leverage his success in doing so[1]. Those of you who have the time and the interest should also check out the links therein to the series of Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel articles on the state of political play in SE Wisconsin. Those articles make a mistake in conflating the Wisconsin Democratic Party with external (ie, out-of-state) campaign organizations such as OFA, with the result that they take the Wis. DP more seriously as an organizational force than its recent history warrants. Nevertheless they help to shed a lot of light on the political situation in the state. It is bitter and it is partisan and when you read that it is more bitter and more partisan than anywhere else in the country that’s a credible statement.

It’s a special place — (aren’t they all?) but particularly if you feel compelled on or after Nov. 5 to say something like “Well Wisconsin voters elected Scott Walker not once but three times in four years so they deserve what they get, yadda-yadda”, you owe it to your credibility to try to understand some of the details laid out there first.

B. Mary Burke — If you didn’t follow the links in the “Scott Walker” section above, at least grasp the point that since Feb. 2011, Walker’s inauguration, the demonstrations in Madison, etc., politics here has been all class warfare, all the time. Then read Likely Scott Walker foe reported earning at least $6.8 million since 2008. After that, read Some Democrats dismayed with Mary Burke after Trek ruling. The point: as parties, the WI Republicans are extraordinarily good at the class warfare game. The WI Democrats are extraordinarily not. And Mary Burke has real problems parachuting from Madison into Milwaukee and appealing to poor and working-class voters here who feel justifiably abused and disenfranchised by the leaders of a political system that too often and for too long has failed to represent them — and here, those leaders are all Democrats[2]. Simply put, seen through the lens of class politics she looks a lot like “one of them” and not much like “one of us”.

2. The Campaign:
One might think that after four years of Scott Walker, anyone with respiration and a pulse would be beating him like a rented mule. For reasons that I hope are becoming more clear if you’ve followed along this far, one would be wrong. But the good news is that since spring, Walker and Burke have been polling neck-and-neck and that should not be underestimated in its effect on keeping our morale up after we watched the way Walker handled Tom Barrett in his previous two campaigns. Clearly the Democrats have learned something from those experiences — they aren’t running Barrett for a third time! — but overall they’re running the same campaign again only with a new candidate. Still being tied is better than being behind and we’ll take hope where we can get it.

3. Strategy and tactics:
In as highly polarized an environment as this one is, it’s no secret that winning the election will come down to GOTV. With only 5-10% of the electorate “undecided” (and that’s your 5-10% that couldn’t find their ass with both hands and a flashlight), persuasion will not play much of a role — though that’s not to say that a boatload of money won’t be spent on TV ads. We learned the hard way in the 2012 recall election that Walker’s 47% will crawl over broken glass to vote for him. We expect Burke’s support, for the reasons that I outlined above, to be softer.

The Democratic Party people are trying to use a “turn out the base” strategy. They have this category that they call “strong Dems” that they feel they can mobilize and get to the polls; if they can get enough of these people out they think they’ll win. This will work for them in some places in Milwaukee County — liberal pockets in the well-to-do northshore suburbs and the eastern part of Wauwatosa are two that I’m somewhat familiar with and there are other areas here as well where it will work up to a point. Certainly it will work on the west side of Madison. Problem is, there aren’t enough voters in these pockets: the best the “turn out the base for Burke” strategy can do is about 47% of the registered/likely voters averaged over the state. That’s effectively a ceiling: Burke is not going to peel many Walker supporters away no matter what she says or how hard she tries. So what the Democrats have is not a “plan to win” in this election — in the best case it’s a “plan to tie” or a “plan to stop the bleeding” relative to Waukesha/Ozaukee/Washington counties to the north and west, and it won’t even do that if Walker can drive down Burke’s numbers and/or demoralize her supporters.

Another thing we learned in the recall election is that we will not get anywhere near a winning margin of people out to vote on the “anyone but Walker” message alone: you can’t beat something with nothing. On the other hand, a straight-up “vote for Burke” message comes with the limitations I’ve described above.

Our solution is to expand the pool of likely Burke voters, getting around the limitations that Burke brings to the table by talking about something other than Burke. Since early spring we’ve succeeded in getting referenda on the ballots in about 10 counties and several municipalities around the state, calling for an increase in the minimum wage to $10.10/hour. 10 counties out of the 72 in the state sounds like small potatoes, but in fact this adds up to about 40% of the voting population. We’re doing GOTV, targeted at inconsistent, unmotivated, “dropoff” voters — the kind that somehow only vote in Presidential elections (the kind that only vote when they see a compelling reason to do so and believe that the act of voting will actually make a difference, the kind that don’t get polled because they aren’t “likely voters” or even “registered voters”) — and urging them to go vote for the increased minimum wage. And oh yeah, vote for Burke too while they’re at it. This is more than just a passive strategy because under an interesting technicality of Wisconsin law, the legislature does not need to act to raise the minimum wage. The Governor can simply raise it by administrative fiat. So what we’re doing is jamming Walker, demanding that he raise the min. wage and forcing him to go public with his refusal. We’re also jamming Burke, though more gently: she’d be a fool if she didn’t line up on our side, and indeed she has done so — but if she wins and does not follow through she will be facing problems down the road.

In addition to this basic meat-and-potatoes stuff we’ve got the side dishes (though it should be said, in Milwaukee only — but that’s the one place where it matters most): free early-voting and election-day rides to the polls up and running, voter registration drive complete, poll watching/vote integrity ready to go. To be fair I don’t want to over-hype any of this: we began putting all of this machinery together in the early spring of 2012 so it’s been in place for only 2-1/2 years. Everyone knows we lost the election that really mattered in June of 2012 and we’ve lost others that we cared about since then too. It’s not perfect by any means but it’s the best at hand and it’s all ours. It’s very much of a work in progress; a lot is done by volunteers who can up and volunteer for something else at the drop of a hat; there are a lot of moving parts and every time you have moving parts you have friction. We don’t all agree and we don’t all even like each other yet somehow we’ve been able to persevere thus far — and every time we do this we get better at it. We’re building the tools, we’re putting the pieces in place.

What we’re about is we’re stealing the Republican tactic of using wedge issues to drive up the vote. We’re trying to bring people who don’t even appear in the polling statistics out to the polls. We’re trying to electoralize class warfare. Why not? — it shouldn’t be just the Republicans that get to do that! Along the way, we’re trying to build permanent organizational capacity to carry this work on into other issues after the election is over because the WI Democrats’ appetite for class warfare — to the extent they ever had one — vanished a long time ago.

4. Takeaways:

Those of you who happen to live in the other 49 states may be wondering if this has any relevance to your situation. I can think of at least two ways in which it does:

A. Walker’s core support — Walker has succeeded by putting together a united front of de-classsed and economically marginalized white workers, the nouveau-riche upwardly mobile strivers from the McMansions of Waukesa County, and the truly rich “natural” right-wing base of the Republican Party. We believe that over time this united front will prove to be unstable — you can only piss on peoples’ legs while telling them it’s raining so many times before they start to figure you out — but at the moment they’re a legitimate mass right-wing social movement. They are organized, energized, fighting with their backs against the wall just like we are. We’ve learned the hard way that their GOTV machinery deserves the utmost respect. Why this is all true, and how it got this way, is a topic for another post although the TNR article noted above points to some reasons. However, if Walker wins it’s reasonable to expect that this model will be taken up and duplicated elsewhere in the country. And even if they lose there’s no way they are going to give up and walk away, they’ll be back for more again and again.

The cliche is that the states are the laboratories of democracy — but it’s just as true that they’re the laboratories of fascism as well. If you agree that fascism is the brand with the big growth potential in the coming years then this becomes a cause for concern. Don’t underestimate these people: in fact, you should try to learn from the Republicans in Wisconsin because the Republicans in your state will be doing just exactly that. The Democrats in your state? — well, you know better than I.

B. Don’t mourn, organize: — On the other hand, we believe that if we win our model will have some legs too. The takeaway is this: electoral support field work is not rocket science. If you’re not happy with the candidates you’re offered, if you’re not happy with the way their campaigns are organized, you can do something about it. You don’t need to wait on the Democratic Party to get its shit together because if your state is like mine, that day may never come. You do need an analysis of your community/region/state that points you in the direction of the important issues around which to mobilize, you need at least one candidate that can speak to those issues, and you need a core of people who can put the wheels in motion. The rest is organizational details.

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[1] In case you think I’m engaging in rhetorical excess by using phrases like “class warfare” and “white supremacy” I recommend you re-read the TNR article. Or keep in mind that in the 16 months from January 2011 to the end of the legislative session in May 2012 the Republicans successfully eviscerated collective bargaining for public employees, school funding, womens’ health, low-income assistance, environmental regulations and domestic partner benefits. They passed legislation allowing concealed-carry of firearms and a “stand your ground” rule relaxing regulations on their use. They redrew the legislative districts for the next 10 years in an attempt to insure their continued dominance of state politics and the continuation of their policies. They passed one of the most restrictive voter ID laws in the country. And, they directly rewarded the investments of their patrons. On white supremacy, again see the TNR article or read Gov. Scott Walker wants drug testing for public aid recipients. Tax cuts, and drug testing for poor people: this isn’t some “dog whistle” folks, this is an air-raid siren. Look at the date on that article: Sept. 14, 6 weeks ago: this is Walker consolidating and solidifying his base; he’s locking in votes. I don’t think “class warfare” and “white supremacy” are rhetorical excess at all, I think they’re accurate descriptive terms and they should be used more often.

[2]That’s not to say that all Democrats are traitors because they aren’t. There are actually quite a number Democrats here who we support (and though it may sound surprising given the skeptical tone of this article, Mary Burke is one of them). It is to say that a lot of the traitors are Democrats though, and it’s a real problem for their brand.

Lot of good reads, and if any of you have a handle on your own local races and would like to send me similar posts, I’m sure everyone would appreciate them. VidaLoca will be around in the comments to answer any questions.

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Long Read: “In Cold War, U.S. Spy Agencies Used 1,000 Nazis”

by Anne Laurie|  October 27, 20148:03 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Decline and Fall, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Security Theatre

@MarkAmesExiled My extended twitter essay on this is now in one convenient spot on storify: https://t.co/IUXj0B8oDk

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) October 27, 2014

As Lily Tomlin said, “I try to be cynical, but you just can’t keep up.” From today’s NYTimes:

In the decades after World War II, the C.I.A. and other United States agencies employed at least a thousand Nazis as Cold War spies and informants and, as recently as the 1990s, concealed the government’s ties to some still living in America, newly disclosed records and interviews show.

At the height of the Cold War in the 1950s, law enforcement and intelligence leaders like J. Edgar Hoover at the F.B.I. and Allen Dulles at the C.I.A. aggressively recruited onetime Nazis of all ranks as secret, anti-Soviet “assets,” declassified records show. They believed the ex-Nazis’ intelligence value against the Russians outweighed what one official called “moral lapses” in their service to the Third Reich.

The agency hired one former SS officer as a spy in the 1950s, for instance, even after concluding he was probably guilty of “minor war crimes.” …

Evidence of the government’s links to Nazi spies began emerging publicly in the 1970s. But thousands of records from declassified files, Freedom of Information Act requests and other sources, together with interviews with scores of current and former government officials, show that the government’s recruitment of Nazis ran far deeper than previously known and that officials sought to conceal those ties for at least a half-century after the war…

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Monday Evening Open Thread: Casey Nocket Is A Vandal & An Idiot

by Anne Laurie|  October 27, 20146:16 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Go Fuck Yourself, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

One very special snowflake, our “Creepy-Tings”. From the Denver Post, “Feds chase criminal case against artist who marred rocks in parks“:

She calls it art, proudly signing her urban-influenced sketches and posting photos of them online, like a sort of Banksy in the wild.

The National Park Service calls it criminal.

The agency on Thursday announced it was investigating 21-year-old Casey Nocket’s recent cross-country jaunt during which she allegedly painted faces and sketches on rock formations in as many as 10 national parks, including Rocky Mountain National Park.

The agency, which did not name Nocket, said its investigation spans the nation’s most iconic Western parks. Investigators said the woman’s vandalism was found in Yosemite and Death Valley national parks in California, Crater Lake National Park in Oregon and Zion and Canyonlands parks in Utah. National Parks Traveler on Thursday posted a photo of Nocket’s trademark scribble inside Rocky Mountain National park…

Nocket, who hails from Highland, N.Y., posted her coarse scribbles — sometimes even photos of herself sketching — on her Instagram and Tumblr accounts under the name Creepy-Tings.

After a backpacker posted photos of a Nocket painting along a trail near Yosemite’s Vernal Falls on the website Reddit, the site’s savvy Internet sleuths tracked the photo to Nocket’s social media accounts…

The Internet rage grew with Nocket’s apparent lack of remorse.

A painting she posted on her Instagram account of a blue-haired lady on a rock overlooking Oregon’s Crater Lake prodded one of her followers to ask if she was using paint or chalk. Nocket responded that it was acrylic: “I know, I’m a bad person.”

In response to angry posts on her Tumblr site early Thursday, she defended the paintings, saying, “It’s art, not vandalism. I am an artist.”…

Young lady, you are no more an artist than my little dog, piddling against a wall to prove that he wuz there. And if you’d confined your pathetic scribbles to public bathrooms and industrial sidings, you wouldn’t be damaging the irreplaceable. So yes, you are a bad person, or at least a bad actor, and I hope you are not only punished to the full extent of the law but internet-shamed until you scrabble around in your dim little brain and find yourself a clue.
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Apart from idiots behaving badly, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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Ummm. I’ll Wait.

by John Cole|  October 27, 20143:32 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Clap Louder!, Clown Shoes

Step right up to the #Bitcoin ATM and the future of money https://t.co/WEA2MeUq8W

— Nick Ghoullespie (@nickgillespie) October 27, 2014

Every time one of these glibertarians post something like this, I mentally hear this:

Clowns.

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Fables of the Restoration

by Betty Cracker|  October 27, 20142:44 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Election 2010, Election 2014, Election 2016, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Torture, Assholes, General Stupidity, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Shitheads, Sociopaths, The Dirty F-ing Hippies Were Right, The Wingularity

As Election Day nears, the battle for King Shit of Turd Mountain, i.e., the contest between Charlie Crist and Rick Scott for governor of Florida, has produced a shit-storm of negative advertising. Commercial after commercial projects images of the combatants in sinister poses and evil lighting, accompanied by strained voiceover accounts of their misdeeds in office.

Obviously, the Crist Photoshop team has the cushier job: I don’t think there’s a photo in existence of Rick Scott where he doesn’t look like an alien creature from a reptile off-world come to foreclose an orphanage and grind the inhabitants into feed-paste.

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But yesterday, there was an ad I hadn’t seen before featuring former Governor Jeb Bush excoriating former ally Charlie Crist as a career politician only interested in personal aggrandizement. The stones. The fucking stones on those Bushes.

Bush 2016: The Restoration is apparently a thing. Here’s a puke-inducing paragraph from a NYT article published yesterday about the alleged upswing in Jeb Bush’s political prospects:

Just six years ago, at the end of the last tumultuous Bush presidency, this would have been all but unthinkable. But President Obama’s troubles, the internal divisions of the Republican Party, a newfound nostalgia for the first Bush presidency and a modest softening of views about the second have changed the dynamics enough to make plausible another Bush candidacy. And while Jeb Bush wants to run as his own man, invariably this is a family with something to prove.

Unpacking that paragraph is like opening a rancid diaper pail, but let’s brace ourselves and give it a go: “President Obama’s troubles?” Yes, he has them, mostly traceable to Stately Bush Manor and exacerbated by the Bush-aligned vandals in Congress.

“Internal divisions of the Republican Party?” Oh, you mean that GOP rebranding campaign gone awry in which the Republican Party nominated scads of pekoe-huffing troglodytes who lost winnable races and turned the GOP presidential primary into a crackpot bake-off?

“Newfound nostalgia for the first Bush presidency and a modest softening of views about the second?” Bush I is a doddering old fart who occasionally weeps with shame in public over his fuck-up namesake. He will be forever overshadowed by the half-wit he served as VP, and his son empowered a cabal of sociopaths to complete the cycle of destruction Poppy’s boss set into motion.

And now we’re seriously being asked to countenance another Bush run at 1600 Pennsylvania? Just shoot me now. (You can get away with it here in Florida — thanks to Jeb’s partnership with the NRA.) I can’t be objective because I utterly despise them all. But is there really a Bush restoration movement afoot outside of the Bushies, their minions and political columnists? Y’all help me out here: I haven’t seen any evidence of it.

God, that article. “This is a family with something to prove?” Fuck them. “The Bushes, Led by W., Rally to Make Jeb ’45’?” From the current generation until the sun goes supernova and vaporizes this planet, fuck the Bushes, and fuck the putrid media hacks who enable them by framing the ambitions of that clan of psychotic leeches as if writing a human interest piece on a sports dynasty.

When the Obama administration decided not to pursue its vile predecessors for their ghastly war crimes and corruption, I understood the rationale, even if I didn’t agree with it entirely. It would have paralyzed the government in the midst of a cascading global crisis.

But the question of justice denied aside, this spectacle of the Bush family rehab alone is evidence that the dirty fucking hippies were right: We should have driven a stake through the fat black heart of that bunch when we had the chance.

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