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The Judgement of Troutmouth Bob

by Anne Laurie|  September 9, 20209:40 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Trumpery, Assholes, Our Awesome Meritocracy

Woodward, after spending 18 interviews with Trump, concludes Trump is "the wrong man for the job." https://t.co/RsbNBnUmLu

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) September 9, 2020

It's as if Trump sees talking to Woodward as one of the cool perks of being president. Like walking around with the nuclear codes. https://t.co/qW7x25ZETr

— Mark Mazzetti (@MarkMazzettiNYT) September 9, 2020

Once again, Mr. Woodward waddles struts into the spotlight, pleased with the symmetry of his career arc: The Wise Chronicler of the Permanent Government has decreed That Man in the White House no longer suitable as the figurehead of American Government. He is immediately applauded by the usual suspects most Plugged-in and Important Thought Leader(s) of the modern media.

We, the mere voters, are now free to ignore that fellow’s increasingly desperate and unsightly attempts to stay in the position he no longer deserves!

(A judgement I shall reward in kind, as soon as I find the postal regulations for interstate shipment of a wet fart.)

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Dean ‘The Dean’ Baquet Knows His Audience

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 20193:20 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2020, Free Markets Solve Everything, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Assholes, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Our Failed Media Experiment

Dean Baquet says he warned younger NYT reporters about embracing Warren or Bernie. "They probably want a more political New York Times than I'm willing to give them." https://t.co/CTLEhfEXlL

— Peter Hamby (@PeterHamby) November 18, 2019

And it ain’t you or me; it’s the plutocrats who sign his paychecks:

The executive editor of the New York Times has accused Donald Trump of putting his reporters’ lives at risk by subjecting them to personal abuse and describing them as “enemies of the people”.

Dean Baquet, who has led the news outlet during one of the most tumultuous periods in its history, said the US president’s history of verbal attacks on journalists such as the New York Times’s political reporter Maggie Haberman was “appalling” and risked having serious consequences.

“I think his personal attacks on reporters, including Maggie, are pretty awful and pretty unpresidential,” he said. “I think personal attacks on journalists, when he calls them names, I think he puts their lives at risk…

[‘Doesn’t he understand that we’re on his side?’]

He acknowledged making mistakes in the 2016 election, having failed to grasp the anger in the US that led to the election of Trump, but said he was constantly fighting against pressure to “take a full-bodied side” against the president. “The way I see it is, our job is to cover the world with tremendous curiosity. And with a desire to understand the people who voted for Donald Trump and why they voted for Donald Trump. I think some of our readers want us to dismiss some of those people. I think that’s not empathetic coverage.”

Some of these rows have now affected the newsroom, which has seen an influx of younger reporters from more diverse backgrounds, prompting what Baquet believes is the biggest change in newsrooms since the Vietnam war in the 1960s. “We have a new generation that grew up in a different world that have not only different demands of their news, they want a different relationship with their readers.” …

Best news in the article is a throwaway line: “Baquet… will step down in two years’ time”.

Reminder:

This guy published excerpts of the book “Clinton Cash” in the NYT, a book written by white nationalist Steve Bannon that was used to smear Secretary Clinton before the 2016 election https://t.co/81Jokb05AR

— Patrick Karlson ?? (@PatrickAKarlson) November 19, 2019

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Republicanism Kills…Corporations Can Definitely Regulate Themselves Edition

by Tom Levenson|  November 15, 20196:29 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Jump! You Fuckers!, Our Awesome Meritocracy

So, I guess I should take the new site out for a spin!

Here’s what’s been enraging me lately.  The first incident comes from a little while back.

You may have heard that the giant California utility company PG&E — whose faulty infrastructure started the devastating fire that last year engulfed Paradise, CA — has been shutting off power anytime it thinks its crappily maintained equipment might set off another disaster.

On one hand, good for them: pro-active safety is better than another firestorm.

On the other: this is PG&E we’re talking about, so over the summer, this happened:

A 67-year-old man with health issues died 12 minutes after Pacific Gas & Electric cut the power to his Pollock Pines neighborhood in Northern California late Wednesday, and his daughter believes the outage was a contributing factor.

The coroner quickly ruled PG&E was not at fault, but his family has, shall we say, some questions:

Robert Mardis Sr. was using a continuous positive airway pressure machine that helps keep airways open when sleeping, but it stopped working when the electricity was cut by PG&E around 3:30 a.m. on Wednesday, said Marie Aldea, his daughter. She said her father collapsed and died 12 minutes after the power went out at her home, where her father was staying.

“The power had just gone off, so he was going to his portable oxygen machine,” Aldea said. “We weren’t even able to get to the generator it happened so quick.”

File this one away under “Not Proven”, I guess — or “Smells Bad” if you prefer. But the thought of Mr. Mardis suffocating in the dark hasn’t left me…

 

So, that’s the retail version of corporate pursuit of profit with reckless disregard for the costs it imposes on others.

Republicanism Kills...California Electricity Edition

Here’s a wholesale case, which will, I guarantee, enrage you.  Alec MacGillis’s piece in the New Yorker and Pro Publica digs into Boeing and the people its decisions killed in the 737 Max.  There I learned stuff like this:

2005, embracing the deregulatory agenda promoted by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress, the F.A.A. changed to a model called Organization Designation Authorization. Manufacturers would now select and supervise the safety monitors. If the monitors saw something amiss, they would raise the issue with their managers rather than with the F.A.A. By sparing manufacturers the necessity of awaiting word from the F.A.A., proponents of the change argued, the aviation industry could save twenty-five billion dollars in the next decade.

At a meeting on the new process, Sorscher said, “This is just designed for undue influence,” he recalled. “ ‘No, no, no,’ they said. ‘This will work.’ ‘How will this work?’ I said. ‘We have good people,’ they said. I said, ‘Good people in a bad system is still a bad system.’ ”

Exactly right:

In 2009, the F.A.A. created the Boeing Aviation Safety Oversight Office, a forty-person bureau in Seattle dedicated to serving Boeing, led by an employee named Ali Bahrami. Four years later, Bahrami left the F.A.A. to take a job with the Aerospace Industries Association, which lobbies for Boeing and other manufacturers.

The article goes on to describe the boost-the-stock-price obsession that overrode the traditional engineering culture at Boeing, and that led directly to the design disasters in the 737 Max that have now killed hundreds — and may yet wreck Boeing itself.

 

I thought about both of these stories in the context of the current spray of headlines about Trump’s grotesque corruption. The takeaway, for me, is that Trump as foul and dangerous as he is, remains a symptom of a pathology that runs much deeper.  The Reagan revolution was a coup: corporate interests seizing the levers of power, and then, inevitably, using them for short term gain and then, much earlier than long term, disastrous outcomes for ordinary people — and then themselves.  Here’s MacGillis again, picking up his story after reminding his readers of Reagan’s famous, deadly quote “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

By the early nineties, it was plain to Nader that the government was failing to regulate air safety. In “Collision Course,” a book that he co-wrote with Wesley J. Smith, they warned, “It is an unfortunate fact that government oversight and enforcement is so underfunded and understaffed that regulators and inspectors must rely upon the integrity and good faith of those they regulate to obey the rules.” They continued, “If a company is determined to cut corners, there is every likelihood that it will succeed, at least for a while.”

The book was published in 1993. A decade later, Boeing lobbyists began pushing for a wholesale shift in regulatory oversight.

Trump is the end point: decades of Republican misrule — and its slow-rolling assault on the courts — have produced a “kill folks now, apologize later” pattern of corporate behavior. Trump’s wrecking of the executive is not a new development; its just a logical conclusion to a process in which the federal government has been rendered less and less able to confront large scale private capital.

This is yet one more reason why the next election is existential. We’ve had forty years now of the Reagan Republican experiment. It’s killing us, and will do so in faster, and in greater numbers, until we end it.

My old tagline applies:

Factio Grandaeva Delenda Est.

 

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Repub Stupidity Open Thread: Greenland Shall Be OURS!

by Anne Laurie|  August 22, 20195:39 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Our Awesome Meritocracy

Everyone once in awhile when the whole world is asking "what idiot thought this up?" the idiot is kind enough to stand up. https://t.co/ixVUGPViLH

— Geoff Bronner (@GeoffBronner) August 22, 2019

Cotton is a man who played many games of Risk in his younger days. If only he’d been able to find other people to play it with him, he might have more of a clue today…

(He remains a strong contender for ‘the Newt Gingrich of his generation’, however.)

Republicans are going to line up behind their newfound passion for purchasing Greenland, and it's going to own when they find out about the Mercator Projection.

— MCC Suicide Prevention Officer (ret.) (@agraybee) August 21, 2019

People keep saying Trump is engaging in his signature dealmaking here with Denmark. But what if Frederiksen is the one doing the art of the deal, saying "not for sale, not for sale" in an effort to bid Trump up to a really high price? https://t.co/vBI2DHkY5c

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) August 21, 2019

Traitors to … blondeness.

— Keep Wondering (@KEverWondering) August 21, 2019

Three years from now they will be wondering this. https://t.co/Xs5sZkYv6e

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) August 21, 2019

<— would like to fast-forward to the moment when I say, “Yes, Trump thought he could buy Greenland” to the documentary filmmakers.

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) August 21, 2019

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Late-Night Mobius Nest of Vipers: Jeffrey Epstein, Keyser Söze

by Anne Laurie|  August 16, 20191:25 am| 25 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

My timeline is half people being shocked and appalled that the president is promoting nonsense conspiracy theories about Epstein's death and half people offering their own nonsense conspiracy theories about it. (Occasionally these are the same people.)

— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) August 11, 2019

v strange that Epstein would off himself considering his bright future of *checks notes* decades in prison for sex crimes

— The Online-Normie Complex (@canderaid) August 10, 2019

Occam's Razor says Epstein was Q.

— MCC Suicide Prevention Officer (ret.) (@agraybee) August 12, 2019

Since life is not as neatly plotted as a movie, we can be (reasonably) sure that Jeffrey Epstein actually existed, even if almost every detail of his adult life seems to be open to (mis)interpretation. Whether any of those details will be believable to future historians — assuming there are such — may depend on the survival of the term ‘Rashomon effect’…

Breaking News: One of Jeffrey Epstein's guards was not a full-fledged officer, and he was not checked on for hours in the short-staffed jail where he died https://t.co/HV6am3eQ4Q

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 12, 2019

Barr went on to say “I was hoping to obstruct justice so he could die of natural causes as a free man years from now.” https://t.co/3S7qAXQU6u

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 10, 2019

conspiracy theory: Barr was actually desperately and incompetently trying to keep Epstein alive because he know he’d be immediately suspected if he died https://t.co/IbdKqaPRLH

— The Online-Normie Complex (@canderaid) August 10, 2019

It's not so much that there's an actual conspiracy as it is that we have a government that likes to moderately stoke baseless, vacuum-filling conspiracy theories as a political asset.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 10, 2019

Just in:
Jeffrey Epstein's guards fell asleep and falsified records to cover up their failure to check on him for three hours before he died.https://t.co/XXewTzcMe9

— Clifford Levy (@cliffordlevy) August 14, 2019

Rumsfeld finds his Lynndie England. https://t.co/S5Qc0zx9yF

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 14, 2019

10,000+ suicides by gun every year in the US, and half the country says, "Don't blame guns–those people would've found a way." A serial rapist with nothing to live for kills himself weeks after trying, and suddenly you're all "This doesn't add up"? Okay.

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 10, 2019

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Open Thread: Arabian Dreams of A 1930s Future…

by Anne Laurie|  July 27, 20191:50 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Bring on the Brawndo!, Our Awesome Meritocracy

Mohammed bin Salman's plan for Saudi Arabia's $500bn city of the future sound like the ramblings of a 8-year old who's just been to Epcot for the first time. https://t.co/Q5Eo9Eu3BE pic.twitter.com/YiRDLdOWrW

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) July 26, 2019

After all, the neighbors built themselves a whole palm-tree-shaped luxury-resort island! Worth reading the comments, for once…

"To develop Neom, the Saudi government plans to forcibly relocate more than 20,000 people….Boston Consulting Group consultants advised following World Bank standards for forcible relocations.”

Wow you really can pay BCG and McKinsey enough for anything huh

— tysonbrody (@tysonbrody) July 26, 2019

The samurai robots can double as state executioners to behead protesters.

— Alastair_wut (@AlastairWut) July 26, 2019

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When the Dog Whistle Is Silver-Plated & Hand-Chased: Conservative Thinking At Its “Best”

by Anne Laurie|  July 19, 20196:37 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Venality, Clap Louder!, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Our Awesome Meritocracy

If you're Jewish and the use of "cosmopolitan" doesn't scare you, read some history https://t.co/yc5xTCN2ck

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) July 18, 2019

It’s all over political twitter, but the only mainstream-media pushback against Hawley I could find so far was from his hometown paper, the Kansas City Star:

The Anti-Defamation League in Missouri is calling on U.S. Sen. Josh Hawley to apologize for a speech he delivered this week slamming the “cosmopolitan elite” who “look down on the common affections that once bound this nation together—things like place and national feeling and religious faith.”

Hawley, during a keynote address at the National Conservatism Conference on Tuesday, said the “cosmopolitan agenda” drives politics on both the left and right.

“The left champions multiculturalism and degrades our common identity,” he said. “The right celebrates hyper-globalization and promises that the market will make everything right in the end, eventually … perhaps.”

He decried the “cosmopolitan consensus,” “cosmopolitan elite,” “cosmopolitan class,” and “cosmopolitan economy,” and argued that the “cosmopolitan agenda” has broken America’s national solidarity.

Karen Aroesty, regional director of the Anti-Defamation League in St. Louis, said Hawley may not have intended to offend anyone with his speech. But terms like “cosmopolitan” and “globalist” have a sinister history as anti-Semitic dog whistles, and she said Hawley should apologize.

Hawley’s speech, “raised real concern for members of the Jewish community who are and should be acutely sensitive with increased incidents of antisemitism in the US and beyond,” Aroesty said. “We have asked the Senator for an apology for even unintended harm caused by the speech. For the Senator and all who have a public platform that comes with power, context matters. Words matter.”…

This conference sounds like a pretty convincing declaration of intellectual bankruptcy. Kudos to @JacobHeilbrunn for attending so the rest of us didn't have tohttps://t.co/v4Zk6BKF2s

— Christian Caryl (@ccaryl) July 18, 2019

From the NY Review of Books, “Retrofitting Trump’s GOP with a Veneer of Ideas”:

… Perhaps the most evocative and conclusive sign of Trump’s sway over the conservative movement came this week, however, when the recently established Edmund Burke Foundation in Washington held a meeting titled “National Conservatism” at the Ritz-Carlton. The conference aroused a good deal of controversy before it took place, but attracted a formidable array of conservative figureheads, including Peter Thiel, Tucker Carlson, John Bolton, and Senator Josh Hawley. The panelists included Rich Lowry, the editor of National Review, Chris Buskirk, the publisher and editor of American Greatness, J.D. Vance, the author of Hillbilly Elegy, Michael Anton, a former Trump administration National Security Council official who has inveighed against “birthright citizenship,” and Chris DeMuth, a former president of the American Enterprise Institute and now a distinguished fellow at the Trump-friendly Hudson Institute. The latter has recently extolled Trumpian nationalism in a lengthy essay in the Claremont Review of Books. “Harnessing today’s nationalist impulses,” DeMuth wrote, “is a task for conservatives and libertarians, who stand in the shoes of the liberal reformers of the middle and late nineteenth century.”

The event tried to do that. A July 14 invitation letter signed by David Brog, the president of the Burke Foundation and the former executive director of Christians United for Israel, noted that the conference was intended to help bring about the “revival of the unique national traditions that alone have the power to bind a people together and bring about their flourishing.” It was supposed to provide, Brog went on, “an intellectually serious alternative to the excesses of purist libertarianism, and in stark opposition to political theories grounded in race.” If nothing else, a consanguinity of thought quickly emerged.

This was a Trump-inspired counter-revolution, a conservative colloquy that aimed at creating a catechism purged of the verities of the Reagan era: a crusading foreign policy and an idolatry of free-market economics. Usually, intellectual movements precede the rise of political ones, but in this case, Trump’s camp followers are reverse-engineering an intellectual doctrine to match Trump’s basic instincts. The new national-conservatives want to form what Burke called “little platoons” to ground conservatism in what they referred to as Anglo-American traditions…

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