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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Tuesday Night Open Thread: Running the Country Like One of His Companies

Tuesday Night Open Thread: Running the Country Like One of His Companies

by Anne Laurie|  May 16, 20179:36 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Fucked-up-edness, Not Normal

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The most damning paragraph of the entire Trump presidency https://t.co/p9RGBwfH7h pic.twitter.com/hrePpS1X9M

— Justin Miller (@justinjm1) May 16, 2017

Trump could come out & say "NAMBLA is great, serial killers get parole," & Serious Media would still do the "but Trump Country don't care"

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) May 16, 2017

Sticking his name on the facade in gilt letters, letting his cronies loot whatever they can pry loose, and preparing to walk away from his creditors. John Cassidy, in the New Yorker:

Donald Trump has built his political career on his reputation as a successful businessman, so it seems fair to assess his recent performance as President as if he were a C.E.O. running U.S.A., Inc. The report card isn’t pretty. Indeed, if Trump were the chief executive of a public company, the firm’s non-executive directors probably would have been huddled in a crisis meeting on Tuesday morning, deciding whether to issue him a pink slip…

Perhaps the most worrying sign for Trump came from U.S.A., Inc.,’s corporate headquarters, in Washington, D.C., where Paul Ryan, the company’s head of product development, who is widely regarded as a key Trump ally, expressed concern about the latest turn of events. While not referring to Trump directly, Ryan said in a statement that “protecting our company’s secrets is paramount.”

To be sure, I am stretching the corporate analogy here—Ryan said “our country’s secrets,” not “our company’s secrets”—but it brings out an important point. Most major corporations wouldn’t put up with Trump-like behavior. They have well-established rules and procedures for dealing with a C.E.O. who has gone rogue. If a firm’s board of directors sees the boss acting erratically and seriously undermining the firm’s long-term interests, it can step in and find a replacement. (At the very least, it can issue a reprimand and launch an internal inquiry to find out what has gone wrong.)

Politics doesn’t work like that, of course. More than sixty million Americans voted for Trump, and removing him from office would be a monumental undertaking. In light of Trump’s disclosures of classified information to Russia, some legal experts argued on Monday night that Congress could impeach him for violating his oath of office, in which he pledged to “faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States”—but that seems a long way off. Despite the latest statements from Ryan, Corker, and others, the G.O.P.’s leaders have come nowhere close to publicly supporting such a move…

THANKS EVER SO MUCH, REPUBS!

"@ppppolls By 8 point margin, 49/41, voters wish Hillary Clinton was President instead of Trump. Including 10% of Trump voters" pic.twitter.com/lE82n8mtLo

— Hillary Warned Us (@HillaryWarnedUs) May 16, 2017

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  1. 1.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    This @AC360 interview with Sally Yates!

    “Resigning would have protected my person intergrity, but not…the integrity of the DOJ”

  2. 2.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    @HotlineJosh
    Dana Bash now reporting Congressional Rs debating between supporting independent prosecutor or independent commission. Major development.

  3. 3.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 16, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    “ppppolls By 8 point margin, 49/41, voters wish Hillary Clinton was President instead of Trump. Including 10% of Trump voters”

    about fucking time

  4. 4.

    TenguPhule

    May 16, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    @lamh36: And as I said in a prior thread, that independent is gonna be a reliable (R) who will ensure nothing actually happens.

    They’re in too deep to get out now.

  5. 5.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Seriously though…is the Trump overseas trip REALLY gonna happen?

    If so….doesn’t that just give GOP cover to drag out this entire thing until folks are over it?

  6. 6.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    So, now they want a woman to fix up their wilful screwups? Fuck’em.

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    May 16, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Donald Trump has built his political career on his reputation as a successful businessman,

    Sorry, John Cassidy. Try this if you care about accuracy:
    “Donald Trump has built his political career on his reputation as a successful businessman racist birther,”

  8. 8.

    Frank Wilhoit

    May 16, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Trump Nation don’t care. We are right up against it now: the question is whether we shall have institutions, not what kind of institutions we shall have; not really even whose thumb should be on the scale, but whether things ought to be weighed. Make no mistake: Trump’s people, each to the last, say no. And there is absolutely nothing on Earth or in Hell that will convince them otherwise.

  9. 9.

    TenguPhule

    May 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @lamh36:

    If so….doesn’t that just give GOP cover to drag out this entire thing until folks are over it?

    The wonderful thing is that the GOP already killed the respecting politics at the water’s edge with the Iran letter.

    So no holds barred.

  10. 10.

    hovercraft

    May 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @lamh36:
    It’s Getting hot in here, so hot in here! So hot in, hot, oh!
    With a little bit of, uh uh, and a little bit of, uh uh……..

  11. 11.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @jpaceDC
    European official tells @AP their country might stop sharing intel with US if Trump gave classified info to Russian diplomats.

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    May 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit:

    And there is absolutely nothing on Earth or in Hell that will convince them otherwise.

    Well, I wouldn’t say that…..

  13. 13.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    The wonderful thing is that the GOP already killed the respecting politics at the water’s edge with the Iran letter.

    That won’t stop them from bleating about it.
    They are nothing if not hypocrites first

  14. 14.

    khead

    May 16, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Relax and have some Bella kitteh. Don’t think I ever got around to sharing these pics.

  15. 15.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 16, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Lou Dobbs and Sean Hannity are calling out the war on trump. Three million and as many as several dozen viewers respond!

  16. 16.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    @TexasTribAbby 27m27 minutes ago
    I had several House members pull me aside tonight to privately ask me “Is this really as crazy as it all seems?”

  17. 17.

    Peale

    May 16, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: the only reason a pound is a pound and a foot is a foot is some crass government jack booted thug who has taken away my liberty.

  18. 18.

    hovercraft

    May 16, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @lamh36:
    If Twitler has his way he will go on the trip, remember his first instinct is to never, ever back down, ever. He will always try to just bluster his way through. Remember he thinks that he’s already made a bunch of friends among world leaders so he wants to go out and show how popular he is with them and in the world. It will be a miracle if anyone can convince him that being on an overseas trip while the shit is hitting all of the fans would make a great first impression on the world stage.

  19. 19.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: So?

  20. 20.

    Peale

    May 16, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    She still can’t top 50%. And this looks a lot like pollsbefore the election. My guess is that despite it all, were we to hold the election today, we’d end right back here.

  21. 21.

    geg6

    May 16, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    @lamh36:

    Fuck them. Fuck them sideways.

  22. 22.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    The damage Fox News has done and continues to do to this country is staggering.— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) May 17, 2017

  23. 23.

    Aleta

    May 16, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    Just realized that Comey’s actions may end up being what blocked both HRC and Tr from serving as prez. He would be the guy responsible for Pence in power.

  24. 24.

    smintheus

    May 16, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    I live in a heavily Republican rural town. After finishing voting in my local primary today, I ejected the electronic card and said to the whole room and nobody in particular…

    I was really confused at first by the Cyrillic alphabet, but I guess eventually I figured it out.

    Everyone burst into laughter. Every single person. Trump is turning already into crispy toast.

  25. 25.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    @hovercraft: this is from 9 hrs ago…before the Comey news…

    @CBSNews
    Pres. Trump’s advance official is reportedly causing rifts by saying the Western Wall is “not part of Israel” http://cbsn.ws/2pGSi3m

  26. 26.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    The Curse of the Savvy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGJhxJcSGZA

    Chuck Todd realizes the horrible truth, but too late!

    In 4-D wrap-around holomorphic smell-o-vision, coming to screen near you soon!

  27. 27.

    Sebastian

    May 16, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    @amk:

    Absolutely, the Seth Rich story (which they completely fabricated btw according to CNN) is shameless.

    We will not heal as country as long as we allow this propaganda channel to spew lies and vitriol into the body politic.

  28. 28.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    @Aleta: Comey will viewed as a mess by history. Only question now is what kind of mess.

  29. 29.

    Mnemosyne

    May 16, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Oh, the Repubs are going to do everything in their power to try and keep a lid on this, because Ryan and McConnell are both in this shit up to their eyeballs.

    But as the old saying goes, the only way to keep a conspiracy quiet is if only two people know about it, and one of them is dead. This shit is going to come out whether the Republicans want it to or not. Remember, even though no one went to jail for Iran-Contra, we still have a metric shit-ton of details about what went down.

  30. 30.

    Tom

    May 16, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: About fucking time would have been last November 7.

  31. 31.

    hovercraft

    May 16, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @lamh36:
    Adam was saying that the Israelis are pissed at the Twitler regime, and that was before we knew that it was their operative(s) that were burned, if he goes, it will be one hell of a celebration of the Bibi/Adelson victory over that Jew hating Hillary !

  32. 32.

    magurakurin

    May 16, 2017 at 10:04 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit:
    exactly. The 60,000,000 who voted for him are the disease. Shitgibbon is just a symptom. America is a fucked country.

  33. 33.

    Это курам на смех

    May 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    The enemy is the party, not the man, and the party will do diddly fucking squat about any and all of Dolt’s misdeeds to come. We can dream happy dreams about perp walks from the White House, but everything he says and does will be swept under the rug.

    My biggest fear is that outrage fatigue will take over before the next midterm finally gets here, blunting our resistance. The toxicity of our politics will become injurious to people’s souls. Although we junkies will still be here ranting on this blog, many of our fellow liberals will have tuned out, too disheartened to fight back.

  34. 34.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @Sebastian: yeah, good job by Oliver Darcy.

  35. 35.

    p.a.

    May 16, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @smintheus: my first thought: if they understand your reference to Cyrillic alphabet they can’t be Trump voters.

  36. 36.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @Это курам на смех: elections matter. We need to pull out all the stops to make sure the midterms matter as much as they possibly can. GOTV and absolute implacable resistance to voter suppression efforts.

  37. 37.

    Frank Wilhoit

    May 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    @TenguPhule: What do you have in mind?

    (OT: who is Teng and what makes him such a fool?)

  38. 38.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    Great twitter thread from Josh Marshall… on the GOP response to these Comey/Trump leaks…

    @joshtpm
    I’m seeing in the responses that people are interpreting “get out of way” as abandoning Trump. That’s not what I’m saying. To date GOPs …

    https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/864662294667636741

  39. 39.

    SFAW

    May 16, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Yeah, about that poll ..

    If you dig down into the various crosstabs, you find that 25 percent of originally-Hillary voters would not vote for her again, because of her Wall Street connections, and something about “her e-mails.” But those disgruntled voters thought some crusader from New York/Vermont — don’t recall the name — would have beaten President CEO handily. But if that guy were not available, they’d still vote against HRC to “heighten the contraindications.” And because they thought Dr. Jill Stein was “wicked smaht.”

  40. 40.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Every time I read about the latest Trumpov screw-up/revelation/unforced error/treason, my brain has trouble deciding between two WW II movie sound effects: a submarine dive klaxon, or that classic fighter-plane-spinning-into-the-sea whine.

    I’m leaning ‘fighter plane’.

  41. 41.

    TS

    May 16, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    @hovercraft: I’m remembering all the photo ops where every world leader wanted to stand near President Obama – this one could be left alone in the front row.

  42. 42.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    I am NOT a lawyer, and I genuinely do not know if Trump’s request to James Comey that he halt the investigation of Flynn and other associates (Page, Manafort,etc.) rises to the level of obstruction of justice. Possibly not. But I am sure that it was unwise and unethical of him to make that request, as was his earlier request that Comey consent to demonstrate some kind of personal loyalty. (Yes, I know the White House has said he didn’t ask that. I don’t believe it.) The issue of him sharing intelligence with the Russians seems to me to be a clear and unmistakable case of terrible misjudgment. Yes, the President has the legal right to unclassify any piece of classified information. The question is: should he have done so in this case? What else does he have a legal right to do that he should NOT do?

    Gonna say now, I don’t think T is going to be impeached; I think a 25th Amendment solution is more likely. If I’m wrong, great. since I’d be okay with either. I think Mike Pence is a venal and stupid man, and I despise his politics, but he’s not crazy. But though I think it’s more likely, the thought of what he might have to do to get the Republicans to adopt that solution is — terrifying.

  43. 43.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    @lamh36: In other words, they (GOP members of Congress) want to step aside and let some other power take the heat for investigating and then removing Trump. Without catching any flak for enabling Trump every step of the way these past 18 months.

    Oh.
    Hell.
    No.

  44. 44.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    @kaitlancollins
    A senior admin. official tells me the White House wants to know if there are other memos from Comey’s time at FBI — on Obama, Clinton?

    Getting ready to invoke PBO and HRC…

    I believer someon at CNN mentioned this.

    There aren’t because Comey NEVER was apart of an “uncomfortable” conversation with PBO or admin, in fact was never called for any of the types of meeting/dinner w/the Obama White House

  45. 45.

    Peale

    May 16, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    @Это курам на смех: if our voters can’t stay outraged for 17 more months, we might as well call it quits. It’s not too much to ask.

    The great benefit about being out of power is that they can’t even play the Rove game of finding a Democrat to blame. Sure, the left can still do that, but it gets harder as Trump gets crazier.

  46. 46.

    Mnemosyne

    May 16, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    @Peale:

    Here’s the thing — Trump won by very small margins in the swing states. As many people have noted, if you combined his margin of victory in those 4 states that put him over the top (WI, PA, MI and OH), it’s about 80,000 people.

    His election was won on the margins, which is why Comey’s letter was able to be decisive. Swing the vote back another 1 percent and we’d have President Hillary.

  47. 47.

    p.a.

    May 16, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    @Jeffro: I hear the Three Stooges Theme.

  48. 48.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    @AlGiordano
    Oh snap. @JohnKasich and @SenSanders just fell all over each other to agree that it is not time for impeachment. All talk no action, both.

  49. 49.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    @Aleta:

    Just realized that Comey’s actions may end up being what blocked both HRC and Tr from serving as prez. He would be the guy responsible for Pence in power.

    Let’s see how much comes out about what Pence knew of Trumpov’s collusion, and when, first.

    Not to defend Comey but I think he was okay with/talked into putting out his famous letter against HRC to try and keep her from winning in a rout. Remember, post-conventions, Trumpov was in full meltdown mode, and the pundits were talking about both the House and Senate possibly going Dem. Almost no one saw a scenario where such a loathsome, stupid person as Trump could possible win. And then…there is the electoral college…and the Mercers/Cambridge Analytica…and Wikileaks…and the Russians…and Fox News…and so many other factors.

    Once the floodgates burst, once it’s all out there, let’s see what sort of mood the GOP’s leaders are in. If they want to play ball, allow full investigations into EVERYthing, sign on to a ‘truth and reconciliation’ commission with some real teeth and subpoena power, then great…let’s do that. If not, let’s pursue every lead and prosecute every possible count that we can.

  50. 50.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 16, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    I think a 25th Amendment solution is more likely.

    The 25th Amendment is a steeper hill to climb than impeachment. First you need a majority of the cabinet and the VP to declare that he’s unfit, then you need 2/3’s of BOTH houses to make it stick. Impeachment(the House part) could be done in 15 minutes(just take a vote) and the Senate could schedule a trail pretty quick.

    People say that impeachment is a long process, that’s generally true; but it doesn’t have to be.

  51. 51.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yup. And not only that, she’s still the majority’s choice without swinging anything.

  52. 52.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @lamh36: In their defense, twitler is still white. So…

  53. 53.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    @lamh36: Why do I bother putting all those links and quotes into my posts?

  54. 54.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    Joy Reid‏Verified account @JoyAnnReid

    GOP source to me tonight says donors are nearing revolt. That could be what’s finally pushing GOPers away from Trump.

  55. 55.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    Josh Marshall:

    …There’s no such thing as an ‘impeachable offense’. Impeachment is ultimately – and I would say properly – a political determination. What anyone says is an impeachable offense has no real meaning unless and until a majority of members in the House say it is. And after that, a two-thirds majority has to convict the President in the Senate to remove him from office. What this amounts to is that President Trump needs to suffer a catastrophic loss of support within his own party to be driven from office. I don’t think we’re anywhere close to that. You see anything like that? I don’t.

  56. 56.

    LAO

    May 16, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    @Lizzy L: IAAL, and if Trump attempted to halt the Flynn/Russian investigation, then he has indeed attempted to obstruct justice.

  57. 57.

    TS

    May 16, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    @lamh36:

    the White House wants to know if there are other memos from Comey’s time at FBI

    So it would seem they know the memo under discussion is accurate – no push back against it?

  58. 58.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 16, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    @lamh36: GOP donors are revolting, pretty disgusting too.,

  59. 59.

    MomSense

    May 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @hovercraft:

    I am getting so hot I’m gonna take my clothes off.

    That is the worst ear worm of all!

    Warning: do not picture Mitch McConnell singing this song or taking his clothes off.

  60. 60.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    I don’t think we’re anywhere close to that. You see anything like that? I don’t.

    Not yet.
    Two grand juries, state and federal
    Subpoenas issued, even if reports of indictments are wishful thinking.
    For now.

  61. 61.

    smintheus

    May 16, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    @p.a.: You could be right; it does imply they read…or at least know someone who can.

  62. 62.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    But, this is just today’s scandal. There’s more to come. (Edit: I have no inside info or links. My argument by strict geometric logic is ‘Aw, I mean.. c’mon, you just know it, dude…)

    Assuming a future history of the world (let’s be optimistic for a moment), the Trump administration will birth a new academic discipline: political physics. Trump is like a mile long out of control freight train that can derail itself at 90 mph, over and over again. Really amazing. Like a perpetual motion scandal machine that can produce so much scandal that it blows itself up again every day, yet is still there to spin out of control some more and blow itself up again a day later (or, a few hours later).

    Political scientists and physicists will have to team up to understand it, If civilization as we know it lasts another couple of hundred years, they might make some progress on it too, by golly.

  63. 63.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 16, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @LAO: I’m old enough to remember a President who did that, he resigned before he was impeached and handed his ass by the Senate.

  64. 64.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: But he IS unfit. He’s insane. I think he may prove it.

  65. 65.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    he resigned before he was impeached

    No, he was impeached by a house majority. He resigned when Goldwater told him he was toast in the senate.

  66. 66.

    magurakurin

    May 16, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    @lamh36: jesus wept. I hate Wilmer.

  67. 67.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    Gloria Borger at CNN: hell, if she gets it, who couldn’t? The President Is Not All Right

    even if the White House staff is at a tipping point, there’s a larger — and more important — question: Is the President himself?

    In one way, maybe yes. He is reaching out to friends about potential staff changes, according to multiple sources. One source with direct knowledge says he is “upset” with his legal team. Most recently he was upset with White House Counsel Don McGahn, whom, this source says, the President faults with giving him “bad advice” about how to handle the Comey firing. “It was awful,” this source says. “Even for [Trump] it was not presidential.”
    But in another way, no, the President is not anywhere near a tipping point. In fact, he may be incapable of one. Because change does not come easily to Donald Trump. There is absolutely no sense among his friends, according to multiple sources, that he blames himself for any of his problems. It’s his legal team or his communications team or his senior staff. The President, says one source, “seems to have lost confidence in everybody.”
    Except himself.
    So he complains constantly, says one source, but he can never say that, yes, maybe he ought to take the presidential daily brief, um, daily. Or that he ought to require more substantive briefings before meeting with foreign officials. Or that freelancing is not a great idea in classified settings.

  68. 68.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Jimmy Fallon beshat himself during the election, but this is interesting.

  69. 69.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @JackPosobiec
    Breaking – There will be no White House Press Briefing Tomorrow

  70. 70.

    MisterForkbeard

    May 16, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    @magurakurin: To be fair, arguing that we should finish investigating (and perhaps ‘officially’ get the memo) before impeaching is not a bad idea. But I don’t know if that’s what Wilmer was arguing for.

  71. 71.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    @Jeffro: but, but, I remember the night when pundtwits like zakaria told us when the twitler manchild became the president.

  72. 72.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Also, this: Fears Over Trump’s Mental State Gaining Traction In the Media

    Personally, I don’t stress about this stuff: Trumpov, to me, has always been every ingredient short of a recipe. But it’s good – and historic! – to see that more and more media outlets are talking about this loon.

  73. 73.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Impeachment is more likely than 25th amendment, unless Trump goes all out starkers and totally obviously and completely nonfunctional. Not no way impeachment will happen unless the GOP Housers see that as the only possible way out (and probably too late for it to work). A big money donor strike, and a midterm catastrophe that they cannot vote suppress their way out of will do it. Then they’ll do it and do it quickly. Otherwise, no way.

    It’s kind of an unstable catastrophe type of situation, I think.

    From a comment above, looks like Trump has a lot of function in him left. Going to try to find something similar the FBI filed away an some demon Democrat. Wouldn’t surprise me if we heard some scandalous revelation about some Dem president getting a blow job in WH by someone not his wife. The horrors!

  74. 74.

    magurakurin

    May 16, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: I agree with Al. I’d rather have Maxine.

    but seriously…why isn’t Maxine Waters the face of the resistance? oh, I kid, I kid….

  75. 75.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: hey…I mean u always have sooo many words in your post, how can I remember any links…LOL…

  76. 76.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @efgoldman: No, you’re wrong. Articles of Impeachment were voted on by the Judiciary Committee and were sent to the floor. Nixon resigned before there was a floor vote.

  77. 77.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    @amk: That was then, this is now. Mistakes were made.

    Full truth and reconciliation commission, people! Every last dumbass bit of enabling called to account and on the record. It’s that or nuke ourselves from orbit – only way to be sure.

  78. 78.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @efgoldman: No, he wasn’t. The House Judiciary Committee passed three articles of impeachment, but he resigned two weeks later, before the full House could vote.

    And BillinGlendaleCA got in before me.

  79. 79.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    @Jeffro: Olbermann’s been saying that for the last year. “He’s not well”.

  80. 80.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    Comey Damns Trump By Saying He Didn’t Write Memos On Obama Because Obama Was Truthful via @politicususa http://www.politicususa.com/2017/05/16/comey-damns-trump-write-memos-obama-obama-truthful.html

  81. 81.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    @amk: Your impressionistic commenting does not necessarily convey meaning.

  82. 82.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    And just a reminder to all the happy warriors out there: today is only day 117 of Trumpov’s presidency, can you believe it? We have roused ourselves with marches and calls…the IC has done its part with some awesomely well-timed and well-selected disclosures…and along the way we’ve had P-hats, “RESIST!” banners hanging behind the White House, SNL x eleventy, and marches just about every two weeks.

    The IC has responded. The FBI has responded. Senate and House Dems have been playing this quite smart and pushing the limits. We’re doing great here!!

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    May 16, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Now expecting Dolt 45 to nominate Alex Jones as F.B.I. director in an attempt to control where the above the fold media spotlight is shining.

    Draining Flooding the swamp.

  84. 84.

    Kelly

    May 16, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Sticking his name on the facade in gilt letters

    I have never understood why the Trump brand is worth anything.

    Also I’m completely incapable of keeping up with the avalanche of information and snark on Trump’s endless fail parade. We’re going camping next week returning home just as the Memorial Day hordes head out. It’ll be good to be away from the mess. I expect the Republic will still be standing when we return.

  85. 85.

    LAO

    May 16, 2017 at 10:41 pm

    @lamh36: fucking cowards.

  86. 86.

    Jeffro

    May 16, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: He has. I think many sources have been on to this.

    Didn’t Hillz herself say in an pre-election interview that Trumpov seemed to have changed over the past few years? Had turned really nasty and unreachable and everything? Have to look that up…

  87. 87.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    @Kelly:

    I have never understood why the Trump brand is worth anything.

    Any brand is worth what people will pay for it. Mostly based on advertising.

  88. 88.

    amk

    May 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @Jeffro: 24×7 pivots

  89. 89.

    Calouste

    May 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: I think Wilmer is arguing for stopping that Russia investigation because you never know what comes out of that, IYKWIMAITYD.

  90. 90.

    jonas

    May 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    I am NOT a lawyer, and I genuinely do not know if Trump’s request to James Comey that he halt the investigation of Flynn and other associates (Page, Manafort,etc.) rises to the level of obstruction of justice.

    When you have the power to fire Comey and you tell Comey he’d better back off an investigation into one of your aides (or, ahem, else) and then shortly thereafter you fire Comey and then admit on national television, Twitter, etc. it was because he wouldn’t back off the Russia investigation, yeah, that’s pretty much the equivalent of walking around with a day-glo signboard saying “Please, indict me for obstruction of justice.” Whether the House of Representatives decides that’s an impeachable offense is another question. Trump could shoot someone on 5th Ave., be convicted of capital murder, and I still have doubts as to whether the House would impeach. He can still sign tax cut bills on death row.

  91. 91.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    @lamh36: @hovercraft: And it was for this and several related items:
    1) Referring to the Palestinian Authority (PA) as Palestine.
    2) Referring to the Western Wall as part of occupied Palestinian territories.
    3) Telling the Israelis that the President, when in Israel, will present the Israelis with the outline of a peace deal and they need to be prepared to accept it.
    4) Stating that when the President meets with Mahmoud Abbas he will give a speech on the rights of Palestinians to self determination.
    5) Renewing the waiver to prevent the US from relocating the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

    This is going to be very, very, very, very ugly.

  92. 92.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    @NotMax: The balls to wall nationwide investigation into our Satanically possessed robot reptiloid space alien overlords will have a lot of entertainment value. Cable news will love it.

    And the FBI director giving boozy pressers with his shirt off bragging about how much flab he has lost will be fun too.

  93. 93.

    hellslittlestangel

    May 16, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    By 8 point margin, 49/41, voters wish Hillary Clinton was President instead of Trump. Including 10% of Trump voters”

    Yeah, well, wish in one hand and shit in the other … Or in the case of Trump voters, shit in both.

  94. 94.

    jl

    May 16, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @Kelly:

    ” I have never understood why the Trump brand is worth anything. ”

    You need to read up on PT Barnum and his wisdom.

  95. 95.

    hovercraft

    May 16, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @lamh36:
    Yeah that’s really going to help, the media will just spend the entire day interviewing retired IC and Justice Dept. officials and democrats all day because the talkers all said that getting a republican on air was virtually impossible, that will definitely get them better press.

  96. 96.

    lamh36

    May 16, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Is this true?

    @djolder
    Just before getting impeached, Nixon went on 2 almost back to back diplomatic trips, one to the Middle East and one to Russia.

  97. 97.

    Cookie monster

    May 16, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Voters say by a 20 point margin that they’re less likely to vote for a member of Congress who supported the AHCA- just 27% say they’re more likely to vote for a pro-AHCA candidate, compared to 47% who are less likely to vote for one.

    27% Strikes Again!

  98. 98.

    Kelly

    May 16, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    @hovercraft:

    the shit is hitting all of the fans

    If only the fans were all the Trump fans

  99. 99.

    NotMax

    May 16, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    @efgoldman

    The Trump brand = the Ronco of the 21st century.

  100. 100.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @Lizzy L: He doesn’t have rights to do anything that any other citizens don’t have. Citizens have rights. Elected and appointed officials, including the President, and the Federal and state government have powers. They are delineated in the Federal and for the states state constitutions. The issue here is not the declassification. The President, regardless of who that is and from which party, has the power to declassify anything at any time. The issue here is disclosure of TS/SCI/NOFORN/SAP and whatever the specific codeword for this information was to individuals that should not have access to it.

    ACRONYM Glossary:
    TS: Top Secret
    SCI: Sensitive Compartmented Information
    NOFORN: No Foreign Distribution
    SAP: Special Access Program

  101. 101.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    @lamh36: No, it is not true. Nixon was not impeached. He resigned in advance of an inevitable impeachment. He had some dignity.

  102. 102.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Adam, could you unpack #5 for us please? I thought the administration had already announced that it wanted to move the embassy. What is “the waiver”?

  103. 103.

    Peale

    May 16, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    @Calouste: bingo…

  104. 104.

    Peale

    May 16, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @hovercraft: God. I hope they can at least goad Rudy Giuliani to open his yap again.

  105. 105.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 16, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    I am NOT a lawyer

    I get tired of all the bragging on BJ

  106. 106.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    4) Stating that when the President meets with Mahmoud Abbas he will give a speech on the rights of Palestinians to self determination.

    The President cannot meet with someone accused of genocide.

  107. 107.

    kindness

    May 16, 2017 at 10:58 pm

    McConnell & Ryan just want to get the Bazillionaire tax cut done. They can’t off Trump and get the cuts they think. I think they are right there, but I’m not sure Mother Time is on their side.

  108. 108.

    jonas

    May 16, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Republicans’ choice now: get out ahead of the shittornado and call for an independent prosecutor and start distancing yourself from the Trump WH like it was crotch lice and tell your media team to start printing up “Jones for Congress 2018 — an *Independent* voice for central Pennsylvania”? Or double down and figure that hey, his shithead deplorables will stick it out with him to the bitter end and those are my base voters, so just shut up and hide in the bushes till this all blows over?

    Note: it’s not blowing over.

  109. 109.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    @lamh36: There is a difference between the wealthy donors and the people that actually turn out to vote. The donors, as well as the institutional party portion of the GOP, through a variety of institutions have radicalized their voters and turned them lose on the US. Those voters overwhelmingly support the President and hate the people that radicalized them. The brainwashing was too effective. Good job wealthy GOP donors, you actually managed to create real zombies!

  110. 110.

    Felonius Monk

    May 16, 2017 at 11:00 pm

    Anybody watching the Wilmer/Kasich shitshow on CNN?

  111. 111.

    jonas

    May 16, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    @kindness: Right. They’d be happy to have him sign the bill as an unimpeached CiC in the Florence Supermax. Nowhere does it say that the president can’t *not* be currently incarcerated for treason and obstruction of justice.

  112. 112.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    He had some dignity.

    He also was a genuinely competent politician who had a grasp on reality.
    At least he knew when he was lying, and when others were lying on his behalf.

  113. 113.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 11:03 pm

    @Felonius Monk: Nope. Not gonna. Are you?
    Anything you feel like sharing with us?

  114. 114.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    The President cannot meet with someone accused of genocide.

    The “president” supposedly cannot do a lot of things. This “president” doesn’t seem constrained by any limits.
    Yet.

  115. 115.

    SFAW

    May 16, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    @NotMax:

    The Trump brand = the Ronco of the 21st century.

    Fuck THAT shit. At least Ron Popeil and his father did something productive with their lives, and actually invented stuff. Yeah, I used to laugh at the commercials, too, but however bizarre the products were, their net-positive effect was about a gazillion times that of Shitgibbon’s.

  116. 116.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @Lizzy L: Congress passed a law, in an attempt of a bunch of white, Christian folks to prove they are more supportive of Israel than anyone else, ever, including Jews, that states the US has to relocate the embassy to Jerusalem. The law, fortunately, came with a waiver provision. If the President signs the waiver every six months indicating it is not currently in the best interests of the US to move the embassy it stays in Tel Aviv. Every president, since the law was passed and signed into law, has signed the waiver every six months. The current President signed it about two or three weeks ago.

  117. 117.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    @efgoldman: You know what I meant. It is done quietly, but the he or me issue is raised by competent people.

  118. 118.

    amygdala

    May 16, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Argh. Hawaii’s Senator Mazie Hirono announces she has kidney cancer.

  119. 119.

    SFAW

    May 16, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    @efgoldman:

    He also was a genuinely competent politician who had a grasp on reality.

    And a metric fuck-tonne smarter than Shitgibbon

  120. 120.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It is on the schedule the White House released last week.

  121. 121.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Also, he met with him last week at the White House.

  122. 122.

    Felonius Monk

    May 16, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    @Lizzy L:

    Anything you feel like sharing with us?

    Only watched about 10 seconds. Wilmer being Wilmer and Kasich grimacing. I couldn’t take anymore.

  123. 123.

    Mnemosyne

    May 16, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @jonas:

    You forgot Option #3: Gamble that Jeff Sessions and his merry band of racist assholes will successfully suppress just enough Democratic voters between now and 2018 to protect vulnerable seats.

  124. 124.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: @Adam L Silverman: I know that. And yet that is not my point. By cannot, I meant a really hard should not. Y’all knew that.

  125. 125.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Sorry, been a long day.

  126. 126.

    hovercraft

    May 16, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    @Felonius Monk:
    Hell no!

  127. 127.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    Well I think that answers that question:

    WH official says Trump deployed McMaster to address Russia reports because he thought he'd be a more credible source https://t.co/1SyibeZy1r

    — Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) May 17, 2017

  128. 128.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: We all have them. Me, i think the rules are clear. He can’t do it. I know that he will. I also see the US being diminished by everything like this.

  129. 129.

    efgoldman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    i think the rules are clear. He can’t do it. I know that he will. I also see the US being diminished by everything like this.

    Doesn’t matter what you, i or the lamppost thinks.
    And the US was badly, badly diminished on Nov 9 of last year, Now it’s just a matter of degree and how low the asshole takes the rest of us down.

  130. 130.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: No arguments here.

  131. 131.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    @efgoldman: I will be softly weeping in the corner.

  132. 132.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 16, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    @khead:

    She is lovely. Very cute.

  133. 133.

    BC in Illinois

    May 16, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    @lamh36:

    @JackPosobiec
    Breaking – There will be no White House Press Briefing Tomorrow

    “Run away ! ! Run away ! !”

  134. 134.

    Captain C

    May 16, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    @Kelly:

    I have never understood why the Trump brand is worth anything.

    I think to a certain group of wanna-be nouveau riche it’s a symbol of luxury and class, kind of how Newt Gingrich is a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. With the Trump brand, they can have that luxury and class, themselves, in plastic.

  135. 135.

    LanceThruster

    May 16, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Heckuva job, DNC.

  136. 136.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 16, 2017 at 11:41 pm

    @Captain C: They still won’t have the right ties.

  137. 137.

    Lizzy L

    May 16, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Thank you. I do now remember having read about that law and the waiver. So Trump signed it even though it’s been announced that he wants to move the embassy. Hokay. @Mnemosyne: This will be absolutely be an issue. The Republican governors and the Republican Secretaries of State and the Republican state legislators will do everything they can to suppress the vote of people who might vote Democratic, and the Sessions’ Justice Dept will do nothing.

  138. 138.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 16, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    @Lizzy L: You sign it because if you don’t and it is even announced that the embassy is going to actually be moved, then Israel will go kaboom.

  139. 139.

    Lizzy L

    May 17, 2017 at 12:07 am

    @Adam L Silverman: I got that — but having signed it, what does it even mean to then say you are moving the embassy, when signing the waiver means that you aren’t going to move the embassy? I mean, why — Never mind. I am asking you to get inside Trump’s head, clearly an impossible thing.

  140. 140.

    hovercraft

    May 17, 2017 at 12:09 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    WH official says Trump deployed McMaster to address Russia reports because he thought he’d be a more credible source

    Well he was right up until the president pushed him out to obfuscate for him. Oh well, I’m sure there are still a few credible people left in his sphere of influence, Barron is not a know liar, Melania not so much, and Tiffany is a whiner but so far she hasn’t lied to us as far as I know.

  141. 141.

    Kelly

    May 17, 2017 at 12:17 am

    @Captain C: yeah that fits

  142. 142.

    efgoldman

    May 17, 2017 at 12:20 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    if you don’t and it is even announced that the embassy is going to actually be moved, then Israel will go kaboom.

    I wonder if he even knows he signed it, or what he signed.

  143. 143.

    different-church-lady

    May 17, 2017 at 12:49 am

    @Lizzy L:

    I don’t think we’re anywhere close to that. You see anything like that?

    Hey, it’s only Tuesday.

  144. 144.

    No One You Know

    May 17, 2017 at 2:28 am

    @khead: Just in time. More plz, I can haz?

  145. 145.

    EriktheRed

    May 17, 2017 at 5:01 am

    By 8 point margin, 49/41, voters wish Hillary Clinton was President instead of Trump. Including 10% of Trump voters”

    I suppose I should find that heartening but I don’t. 41% is still way too big of a number.

  146. 146.

    TenguPhule

    May 17, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    This is going to be very, very, very, very ugly.

    Israelis have killed their own leaders for less.

  147. 147.

    No One You Know

    May 17, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    @jl: This is brilliant. I think there might be just barely enough time to get the science fiction title out before the topic shows up in a research colloquium.

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