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Amusing Christmas Traditions: The Most Senior Ranking Jewish American Military Officer Is In Overwatch In Support Of Santa’s Deliveries

by Adam L Silverman|  December 24, 20175:12 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: America, Humorous, Military, Popular Culture, Silverman on Security

The countdown begins Dec. 1. #NORADTracksSanta https://t.co/WSNrcEl6Mo

— (Archive) Gen. Dave Goldfein (@GenDaveGoldfein) November 27, 2017

Yes, you read that right Gen David L. Goldfein, Chief of Staff of the Air Force and the most senior Jewish American officer in the US Military, is supervising this year’s tracking of Santa by NORAD.

This US Air Force tradition of tracking Santa began back in the 1950s when a typo in an advertisement led a call to Santa to go awry and wind up on the line of Col. Harry Shoup, of Continental Air Defense Command, now known as North American Aerospace Command (NORAD).

Shoup’s children, Terri Van Keuren, 65, Rick Shoup, 59, and Pam Farrell, 70, recently visited StoryCorps to talk about how the tradition began.

Terri remembers her dad had two phones on his desk, including a red one. “Only a four-star general at the Pentagon and my dad had the number,” she says.

“This was the ’50s, this was the Cold War, and he would have been the first one to know if there was an attack on the United States,” Rick says.

The red phone rang one day in December 1955, and Shoup answered it, Pam says. “And then there was a small voice that just asked, ‘Is this Santa Claus?’ ”

His children remember Shoup as straight-laced and disciplined, and he was annoyed and upset by the call and thought it was a joke — but then, Terri says, the little voice started crying.

“And Dad realized that it wasn’t a joke,” her sister says. “So he talked to him, ho-ho-ho’d and asked if he had been a good boy and, ‘May I talk to your mother?’ And the mother got on and said, ‘You haven’t seen the paper yet? There’s a phone number to call Santa. It’s in the Sears ad.’ Dad looked it up, and there it was, his red phone number. And they had children calling one after another, so he put a couple of airmen on the phones to act like Santa Claus.”

“It got to be a big joke at the command center. You know, ‘The old man’s really flipped his lid this time. We’re answering Santa calls,’ ” Terri says.

“The airmen had this big glass board with the United States on it and Canada, and when airplanes would come in they would track them,” Pam says.

“And Christmas Eve of 1955, when Dad walked in, there was a drawing of a sleigh with eight reindeer coming over the North Pole,” Rick says.

“Dad said, ‘What is that?’ They say, ‘Colonel, we’re sorry. We were just making a joke. Do you want us to take that down?’ Dad looked at it for a while, and next thing you know, Dad had called the radio station and had said, ‘This is the commander at the Combat Alert Center, and we have an unidentified flying object. Why, it looks like a sleigh.’ Well, the radio stations would call him like every hour and say, ‘Where’s Santa now?’ ” Terri says.

“And later in life he got letters from all over the world, people saying, ‘Thank you, Colonel,’ for having, you know, this sense of humor. And in his 90s, he would carry those letters around with him in a briefcase that had a lock on it like it was top-secret information,” she says. “You know, he was an important guy, but this is the thing he’s known for.”

“Yeah,” Rick says, “it’s probably the thing he was proudest of, too.”

It says something important that a whimsical tradition, born of a moment of empathy at the start of the Cold War, is now being overseen and promoted by the highest ranking Jewish American military official. That despite all the meanness and smallness and pettiness of the past year there is still resilience left in American civil society.

For those celebrating Christmas tonight: a very Merry Christmas to you. For those that aren’t:

Merry Christmas! And Happy Holidays! Drive safe, be safe, and enjoy!

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Open Thread: The 2017 Bitcoin Adventure

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20174:04 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Clap Louder!, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

(Drew Sheneman via GoComics.com)
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Bitcoin plunges 25% in 24 hours in cryptocurrency market rout https://t.co/pYipLSJxNC via @WSJ

— David Wessel (@davidmwessel) December 22, 2017

Whoa bitcoin. Down and to the right.

Down nearly 50 percent from its peak and still falling

— Farhad Manjoo (feat. Drake) (@fmanjoo) December 22, 2017

But… but… BLOCKCHAIN!!! https://t.co/JNx0ZJazrG

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 22, 2017

Bitcoin prices climbed back above the $15,000 mark Saturday following a steep decline Friday when the cryptocurrency shed about a third of its value.

Bitcoin, which is known to be extremely volatile, sank below $11,000 at one point Friday, according to data from CoinDesk.com.

Prices had approached $20,000 as recently as a week ago….

I’ll concede that Bitcoin is as “rational” as any other highly speculative investment, but dear trickster god the stories…

NFL running back Darren McFadden alleged a financial advisor wrongfully took $3 million from him relating to a #Bitcoin venture. Had it actually been invested in Bitcoin, it would be worth about $237,000,000: https://t.co/1OkX9Ll2WX

— Chase Carlson (@ChaseACarlson) December 18, 2017

My barber said his brother-in-law was investing everything in Bitcoin, and asked me if he should too. This will not end well. https://t.co/puAVQHJY3T

— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) December 21, 2017

You can’t make this up: pic.twitter.com/ExdIkKGDKU

— Conor Sen (@conorsen) December 21, 2017

Problem is, even if cryptocurrency is the most rational method of storing value, it’s being developed / used by human beings, who (per all historical records) may not be…

The cyberattack that felled S. Korean bitcoin exchange this week was probably conducted by—surprise, surprise—N. Korea, S. Korean investigators say. Lots of new details here from our crack Korea bitcoin team.@timothywmartin @_eunyoungjeong @srussolillohttps://t.co/nHw62mDb9q

— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) December 21, 2017

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Merry Christmas Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  December 24, 201711:55 am| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here’s my Christmas nativity. The figures come from many places and times in my life.

No jackals, though, so peace on earth and good will to all the jackals here.

 

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Sunday Morning Holiday Stories Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  December 24, 20175:09 am| 247 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

The reindeer are union and don’t work weekends. pic.twitter.com/kbD1bmxBzd

— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 9, 2017

In a minor seasonal miracle, our cherished holiday tree ornaments turned up last night, unearthed on a high shelf in the backyard storage shed when the Spousal Unit went out to make room for the half-dozen potted rose bushes we’re hoping to overwinter. So our mission today(with any luck) will be to buy a not-too-big tree… and a new tree holder… and some lights that won’t set fire to the whole mess.

Also, the Spousal Unit wants to hit the Lowes down the street for yet another wire shelving unit. And if the mob there isn’t too intense, I forgot to get the grocery gift card for our Sunday Globe delivery person…

Extremely tongue-in-cheek author Tove Jansson wrote a story (“The Fir Tree”) about the year when her hibernating Moomin heroes are rousted out of their snug beds by an aggrieved neighbor who tells them it is terribly unfair they don’t pitch in and do their share about Christmas. From her unhelpful complaints, as she rushes off to finish her other tremendously burdensome errands, the Moomins assume that “Christmas” is some kind of terrible monster who must be appeased with gifts of decorated trees and rich celebratory foods. Always wondered why that story wasn’t better known here!

Use the comments here to share your last-minute shopping, terrible travel, disastrous family gathering sagas. Or just to reminisce, if you’re in that kind of mood.

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I always thought the subtext to this next song was about bearing up through what seems like interminable trouble and effort…

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Almost Christmas Eve Open Thread

by TaMara|  December 23, 201711:48 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I belong to an Art Deco group on FB and she posted a bunch of holiday cards, this is one of my favorites.

It is snowing like crazy here as we finish up Christmas Eve-Eve. Cookies are baking in my kitchen, everything that can be prepped for the Christmas Eve party has been done. The house is clean. The holiday dishware washed. I think I’m ready.

The menu is unusual this year – fajitas, rice with black beans and lime, chips and salsa and a ton of cookies. Simple, easy and manages everyone’s dietary issues easily.

What’s going on with you? Open thread.

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Open Thread: Quite the Challenge (Coin)

by Anne Laurie|  December 23, 20176:21 pm| 210 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Clown Shoes, Fucked-up-edness, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

THE NEW BITCOIN’S HERE THE NEW BITCOIN’S HERE pic.twitter.com/CYyFtvVDXU

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) December 22, 2017

What's that thing from Harry Potter? Horcruxes? The challenge coin is obviously a horcrux, right?

— Adam Rogers (@jetjocko) December 22, 2017

Challenge coins are souvenirs. Humans squirrel away souvenirs; museums contain troves of antiquities whose only purpose was to proclaim WE SAW THE GREAT TEMPLE or I MADE THE PILGRIMAGE. The amazing part is that, given all his other responsibilities (getting his regular briefings from Fox News, playing golf, encouraging infighting among his minions, violating the Constitution), Lord Smallgloves still has time to cruft up something as minor as his challenge coin. From the Washington Post:

For two decades, the commander in chief has doled out distinguished-looking coins as personal mementos. Now, the presidential “challenge coin” has undergone a Trumpian transformation.

The presidential seal has been replaced by an eagle bearing President Trump’s signature. The eagle’s head faces right, not left, as on the seal. The 13 arrows representing the original states have disappeared. And the national motto, “E pluribus unum” — a Latin phrase that means “Out of many, one” — is gone.

Instead, both sides of the coin feature Trump’s campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again.”

The changes don’t stop there. In addition to his signature, Trump’s name appears three times on the coin, which is thicker than those made for past presidents. And forget the traditional subdued silver and copper: Trump’s coin, a White House aide marveled, is “very gold.”

The aide said the president, whose real estate properties are known for their gilded displays of wealth and status, was personally involved in redesigning the coin. Trump, who also had a hand in creating his famous red campaign hat, “wanted to weigh in on it,” the aide said. “It’s beautifully made.”

The White House offered conflicting accounts of which funds were used to purchase the coins, with one aide saying they were paid for by the White House and a second aide later saying that the Republican National Committee is covering the expense. An RNC spokeswoman confirmed Friday afternoon that the party is paying for the coins…

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Happy Festivus

by John Cole|  December 23, 20175:39 pm| 66 Comments

This post is in: OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

I suppose there is supposed to be an airing of grievances, but I feel like I have been doing that every god damned day since that loathsome toad became President. I just hate this man with every fiber of my being, and I am not a small man. Other than not having the money I want to do things to the house, and this shithead scumbag being President, things are going pretty well.

As for feats of strength, I am going to attempt to make ice cream tonight and not eat all two quarts as soon as I make it.

Good word is that the Balloon Juice calendar should be done soon.

No idea what I am going to do tonight other than read the news and stew in anger at Trump.

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