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Picture > 10^3 Words

by Tom Levenson|  January 1, 20184:21 pm| 58 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This pretty much captures it, amirite?

Finding stuff like this is why having a 17 y.o. cynic for a son is so rewarding.

Thread along, friends jackals.

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Did Someone Say Soup? I Need Some Advice

by TaMara|  January 1, 20182:27 pm| 104 Comments

This post is in: Cooking, Open Threads

I believe Betty C did….

While her husband was making her a nice healing batch of soup, I was doing the same. This one to be exact. I made it as spicy as I dared to help fend off a persistent virus.

And it became clear that my Kuhn Rikon pressure cooker is not long for this world. The safety release valve has been failing and there is no reliable replacement part available, I suppose due to the age of the cookware. The one they had available, they pulled because it was defective.

So now I’m stuck. I don’t really want to (nor can I really afford at the moment) to pay another $200 for a pressure cooker AND I am intrigued by the electric ones as a more affordable alternative.

My question is: who has an electric pressure cooker (often called instant pots), what brand (Insta Pot seems to be the one all my friends have) and how do you like it? It will be in heavy rotation in my kitchen, so durability is a concern.

Help a cook out if you can…

Bonus puppeh:

As I’ve been writing this, the ducks keep wandering past my window. Probably looking for a warm spot in the sun. I get the feeling they are blaming me for the cold snap.

Happy New Year!

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Excellent Read: ‘The World’s Biggest Terrorist Has a Pikachu Bedspread’

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20181:00 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Military, Daydream Believers, Security Theatre

I’ll probably get clipped for saying this — I may even deserve it! — but after reading Kerry Howley’s NYMag profile, I think Reality Winner and Heather Heyer (killed by a Nazi in Charlottesville) would’ve been friends. “Not every leaker is an ideological combatant like Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning. Reality Winner may be the unlikeliest of all”:

Reality Winner grew up in a carefully kept manufactured home on the edge of a cattle farm 100 miles north of the Mexican border in a majority-Latino town where her mother, Billie, still lives. From the back porch, a carpet of green meets the horizon, and when a neighbor shoots a gun for target practice, a half-dozen local dogs run under the trailer to hide. Billie worked for Child Protective Services, and in Ricardo, Texas, the steady income made her daughters feel well-off; the fact that they had a dishwasher seemed evidence of elevated social standing. Billie, a chatty redhead with the high-pitched voice of a doll, supported the family while her husband, Ronald, she says, “collected degrees.” It was Ronald who named Reality. The deal had been that Billie got to name their first — Brittany — but their second was his to choose. He noticed, on a T-shirt at their Lamaze class, the words I COACHED A REAL WINNER. He wanted a success story and felt that an aspirational name would increase his chances of producing one. Billie did not object; a deal is a deal.

Ronald was intellectually engaged, though never, during his marriage, employed, and Reality’s parents separated in 1999, when she was 8. Two years later, when the Towers fell, Ronald held long, intense conversations about geopolitics with his daughters. He was careful to distinguish for them the religion of Islam from the ideologies that fueled terrorism. “I learned,” says Reality, “that the fastest route to conflict resolution is understanding.” She credits her father with her interest in Arabic, which she began studying seriously, outside school and of her own accord, at 17. It was this interest in languages that eventually drew her into a security state, unimaginable before 9/11, that she chose to betray. Fifteen years after those first conversations with her father, Reality’s interest in Arabic would be turned against her in a Georgia courtroom, taken as evidence that she sympathized with the nation’s most feared enemies…

No one was surprised when Reality’s sister, Brittany, went on to college, absurd amounts of college, such that she walked out of Michigan State with a Ph.D. in pharmacology and toxicology last year. But Reality had then, and has now, a skepticism of academic degrees, which she recently described to me as “hundred-thousand-dollar pieces of paper that say you’ve never had a job.” (“It’s interesting,” her mother notes, “because of her father?”) She wanted her life to start. She wanted to make the biggest difference she could, as soon as she could. It wasn’t until she was getting on the bus for basic training that she told her mother she’d applied to engineering school at Texas A&M–Kingsville, received a full scholarship, and turned it down.

Based on her test scores, Reality was selected to be a cryptolinguist, which is to say she was tapped to help the military eavesdrop on people speaking languages other than English. She wanted Arabic, but the ones assigned to her were Dari and Farsi — languages of use to a military vacuuming up conversations from Afghanistan and Iran. She would spend two years becoming fluent and another year in intelligence training before she was sent to Maryland’s Fort Meade. Along the way, she’d be one of a few students admitted to a selective program in Pashto, yet another language in which she would become fluent.

In Maryland, her life, according to those closest to her, involved an exceptionally punishing exercise regimen, volunteer work, and 12-hour shifts listening to the private conversations of men and women thousands of miles away. There was also anxiety. Reality worried about global warming. She worried about Syrian children. She worried about famine and poverty all over the globe. Highly critical of her carbon-spewing, famine-ignoring fellow citizens, she nevertheless thought her humanitarian impulses were compatible with the military’s mission, and wished her fellow Airmen were not just more competent in their jobs but more motivated to do them well, to save the vulnerable from acts of terror…

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A New Year’s Tale (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 1, 201811:03 am| 94 Comments

This post is in: Beer Blogging, Open Threads

NOTE: This is a re-run of an old post, but I figured some folks might not have seen it, and we could use a new open thread. Cheers!

This really happened. One year, right after Christmas, my mom decided to drive herself, my little sister and me up to North Carolina to see snow. As native Floridians, my sister and I had never seen snow before. We complained bitterly about this fact, especially during the holidays when all the TV specials featured snowmen, sleigh rides, etc.

This was a very long time ago, back when people drove ugly green station wagons with fake wood paneling. Anyhoo, we had a little dog—a poodle mix of some sort. He was a kind of goldish color, so we named him Butterscotch. But we all called him Scotch.

We couldn’t take Scotch with us since we were staying with dog-phobic relatives in North Carolina. So my mom asked her younger sister to housesit and watch after Scotch. Auntie agreed to do this for us and promised to take good care of our beloved pet:

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Poor Auntie had to spend New Year’s Eve all by herself. However, my mom had generously given Auntie permission to raid the liquor cabinet. She polished off a few cocktails and then rang in the New Year watching Dick Clark on TV as she lounged in our recliner and finished an entire bottle of champagne:

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Monday Morning Open Thread: First in A New Series

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20185:12 am| 148 Comments

This post is in: Don't Agonize - Organize, Open Threads, Daydream Believers


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Photo by from the inimitable Jeffrey W. As an animist, I’m allowed to hope it’s an augury for a mob of smart, aggressive Blue Dems retaking their seats at the table, leaving the Red Repubs sulking on the periphery.

What’s on the agenda as we flip the calendar and prepare to start afresh?

Resolution: don't let anyone else tell you how to love America.

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) January 1, 2018

In 2017, @HillaryClinton staffers built orgs to elect women, protect the ACA, fight Russia, and use the courts to counter Trump.

Fighting for what’s right is worth it–and in 2018, we’re gonna win. ?? @DemocracyFwd @GetUSCovered @risetorun @runforsomething @SecureDemocracy

— Corey Ciorciari (@CoreyCiorciari) December 31, 2017

(L) Me at the beginning of 2017
(R) Me at the end of 2017#HappyNewYear2018 pic.twitter.com/kjT77a05N6

— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 31, 2017

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On the Road and In Your Backyard

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  January 1, 20185:00 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Open Threads, Readership Capture

Good Morning All,

There are issues with the form; I’ll work on them later this week.

Have a wonderful day, and Happy New Year!

No pictures today because I didn’t get it done before I left home/my computer. I’ll have normal content and work from there beginning tomorrow.

One last thing – as we begin a New Year with all possibility, let’s be hopeful and make some magic happen!

One again, to submit pictures: the form is broken so Send an Email

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Happy 2018!

by John Cole|  January 1, 201812:59 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Happy New Year, east coasters! And soon to our left coast friends!

The view from my lap is remarkably similar to 2017:

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