Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

The willow is too close to the house.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

There’s always a light at the end of the frog.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.

“And when the Committee says to “report your income,” that could mean anything!

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

I’m just a talker, trying to find a channel!

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

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Russiagate Open Thread: Happy New Year, Ms. Butina!

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If I were Maria Butina, I’m not sure I’d be all that eager to return to the warm embrace of Mother Russia, but then what does an untravelled American like me know about true patriotism?

Per the Washington Post:

… President Vladi­mir Putin, in his New Year’s greeting to President Trump, said he was open to a meeting of the two leaders. Trump canceled a formal meeting with Putin at the Group of 20 summit in Buenos Aires in December over Russia’s seizure of Ukrainian naval vessels and crew.

“Russia-U.S. relations are the most important factor behind ensuring strategic stability and international security,” Putin wrote to Trump on Sunday, in one of many messages to heads of state around the globe…

In December, Russian gun rights activist Maria Butina pleaded guilty to conspiring with a senior Russian official to infiltrate U.S. conservative groups. Butina, 30, is the first Russian national to be convicted of seeking to influence U.S. policy in the run-up to the 2016 election by acting as a foreign agent.

Shortly before Butina pleaded guilty, Putin said she was not known to any of his spy agencies. The Foreign Ministry has gone to great lengths to paint Butina as a political prisoner, notably by launching a wide-ranging social media campaign.

(For the pedants, yes I understand that Orthodox Russia’s real New Year isn’t for another two weeks. But the ‘Relect Trump’ campaign needs a media distraction for when it’s discovered that Lord Smallgloves attended tonight’s big donor party at Mar-A-Largofvckyourself.)

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Starting The Countdown

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The New Year is beginning to creep across the globe, maybe hoping that nobody will notice.

East Asia first –

Kim Jong Un will also give a speech.

And some not-so-happy greetings –

Not quite to Europe yet, but here’s an old German postcard from Tallinn that doesn’t look too different from the Town Hall Square now.

From more recent years past –

https://twitter.com/noboa/status/1079810941368320002

What are you doing in the countdown? What good things happened to you this year? How can we make 2019 better?

Open thread!

 

 

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Fuck ‘Em Round-Up: 2018

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The mister and I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions. We make and break resolutions all year long, such as “eat healthier” and “get more exercise” and “spend less money.”

But there are people who should make and keep a resolution to just fucking stop [insert bad behavior] in 2019. What follows is a partial list. First up, these motherfuckers:

I don’t mean the subjects of this type of human (garbage) interest piece, who should obviously direct themselves to the nearest conflagration and leap into it forthwith; I mean the editors who green-light pitches for these trash stories.

I actively avoid this type of content but have seen at least 10 stories this year on how Trump supporters can’t get laid. I don’t give a shit. No one gives a shit. The obvious solution is for them to go fuck themselves. Stop telling us about them.

The vacationing Mr. Cole pointed out another species of this media phenomenon early this morning:

A-to-the-fucking-men. Kelly is an unrepentant liar who sold his shriveled husk of a soul for a seat adjacent to a traitorous sociopath, revealing himself to be the small, petty, mendacious worm he was all along in the process. That’s a dog-bites-man story in Trump’s DC. Media, please amplify the voices of their victims instead of participating in the attempted rehabilitation of these vile shit-stains.

Speaking of vile shit-stains, Louis CK is back:

To review, last year, after admitting he jerked off into potted plants in front of appalled female colleagues, CK said: “I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen.”

As pretty much everyone on Twitter noted, CK apparently meant he’d be listening to unfunny Dennis Miller sets. Anyhoo, here’s hoping he finds himself jerking off in front of ever-smaller crowds in 2019, perhaps capping off his career with a CPAC sploodge-a-thon. Fuck off, already, Louis CK.

There are so many more people and things that need to fuck right the fuck off in 2019, but I’ve got holiday preparations to do, so I’ll leave it to you to enumerate them. Or discuss whatever — open thread!

And, in case I don’t get a chance to check in again before midnight, Happy New Year!

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Warren makes it official

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I don’t know if she’ll win the nomination, but of all the contenders so far, she’s got the most fully baked message and proposals I’ve heard. Even if she doesn’t ultimately prevail, I’m glad to see Warren in the mix. The ideas she’s put forward recently — like the Accountable Capitalism Act and the Anti-Corruption and Public Integrity Act — need to be part of the conversation for Democrats.

Open thread!

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On the Road and In Your Backyard

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Good Morning All,

On The Road and In Your Backyard is a weekday feature spotlighting reader submissions. From the exotic to the familiar, please share your part of the world, whether you’re traveling or just in your locality. Share some photos and a narrative, let us see through your pictures and words. We’re so lucky each and every day to see and appreciate the world around us!

Submissions from commenters are welcome at tools.balloon-juice.com

 

Sorry about Thursday/Friday, I was sick and went to bed early and forgot to post Thursday and then Friday’s I setup the post to publish a day later than desired. At least there was a bonus Saturday post!

For this last day of the year, let’s go out with something nice and blog-appropriate.  Tomorrow we return to Africa from our beloved Compte.

Have a wonderful day, and safe evening. See you next year!

 

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Counting Down

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Readership capture (literally).

More snippets to cheer us through the last day of 2018…

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Day Two In Florida

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So far, I am having a pleasant time in South Beach. I spent a few hours in little Havana today, and had a delightful coffee:

I had a very nice time watching people playing dominos in the park, and spent a good bit of time watching people roll cigars. I picked up a few decent ones for Brian, Tammy’s husband.

Came back, spent some time by the pool, and then ordered Thai food for dinner. Watching Boston Legal and calling it an early night, as my sister is showing up tomorrow for a few days.

Good to see the blog has not blown up.

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