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You are here: Home / Nature & Respite / Faunasphere / Floriduh! Man Never Takes a Day Off! Even During a Pandemic!

Floriduh! Man Never Takes a Day Off! Even During a Pandemic!

by Adam L Silverman|  April 9, 202011:03 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Humorous, Lizard Blogging, Nature, Nature & Respite, Open Threads

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From WPTV Channel 5 in West Palm Beach:

Florida authorities tracking a stolen car also discovered heroin, cocaine, guns and a baby alligator when they went to make an arrest.

Seminole County Sheriff Dennis Lemma announced details of the bust at a news conference Friday.

He said a deputy ran the plates on a car, learned it was stolen and followed it to a Lake Mary house.

That’s where deputies found the drugs and a baby alligator that was being kept as a pet.

Since it is Floriduh!, I can pretty much guarantee that the baby alligator will be charged and tried as an adult!

Open thread!

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32Comments

  1. 1.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 9, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    HOLY SHIT!!!!

    Journalists, litigants and even actor Tom Arnold for years have been trying to get their hands on unaired footage from 'The Celebrity Apprentice' that allegedly incriminates Trump — and on Thursday a New York federal judge ordered MGM to hand over tapes t.co/Um43flVHxO

    — The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) April 9, 2020

  2. 2.

    Kelly

    April 9, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    Send gaters, guns and money the shit has hit the fan

  3. 3.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 9, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Brian Williams’ opening panel tonight consists of:  trump-normalizer Peter Baker, constant Republican apologist AB Stoddard (she once mourned the loss of serious Republicans like Benghazi Gowdy), and Mike Pence’s former physician, who now works for Oscar Health, in other words, for the Kushner family.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 9, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I can’t imagine what it would take to get the lumpenmittel to give a fuck at this point, but I hope it’s in there. Until I see that, my reaction is: Meh.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    April 9, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Nice to find out some norms remain intact.

    :)

  6. 6.

    Sebastian

    April 9, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

     

    WHOA!

  7. 7.

    gsp

    April 9, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    Don’t forget the conviction and then sentence, the death penalty.

  8. 8.

    NotMax

    April 9, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    BTW, just in case anyone was contemplating making a trip, Costcos are closed on Easter Sunday.

  9. 9.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 9, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I was there the first time that Brian Williams told the story that got him suspended and then relegated to the 11th Hour. I was sitting not ten feet from him when he was telling the story as a way to suck up to a retired 4 star. In that initial telling, the story was all about the 4 star, not all about Williams. This was a week after the events occurred.

  10. 10.

    Ruckus

    April 9, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    One’s past does not always catch up with them, mostly because for most people the past is insignificant to everyone else.

    This dipshit’s past is not insignificant. It is disgusting, quite likely rather illegal, certainly will probably get his dumb ass in trouble. Which seems quite hilarious. Maybe we could take after our French ancestors and get one of those machines with a heavy and very sharp falling blade, what are they called? Guillotine? It would be fitting as he wants to take us back in time although only if we pay for the cake.

  11. 11.

    Jeffro

    April 9, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

     

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    My reaction is meh no matter what the footage shows.  He’s already a documented tax fraud, mistress-payer-off-er, multiple bankruptcy artist, veteran/POW insulter, war crimes pardoner, flaming misogynist, multiple-times-daily liar, and obvious, all-the-time, racist.

    There’s nothing he could say on those tapes that would change anyone’s minds on either side.  That was the whole point for the GOP base – their worst white guy was better than our African American cool, comptetent, empathetic, smart president.  They couldn’t be any lower and my rage at this clown and his supporters couldn’t be any more white-hot, so whatever.

    Oh, okay, so I hope it shaves another half-percent off his ratings/November turnout…. =)

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    April 9, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    @Adam L. Silverman

    “Gosh, we have no clue as to how they deteriorated so much in storage that what’s on them is irretrievably damaged. Maybe it was mice. We’ll definitely be looking in to that, and someone’s head will roll.”

    //

  13. 13.

    Sebastian

    April 9, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    At this point we should start indicting these fuckers for campaign finance violations. Since we can’t do it federally we should just haul Williams’ ass into a California or New York prison.

  14. 14.

    raven

    April 9, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Well now that the fucking battery in the smoke alarm thought it was a good idea to run out of juice making me have to shut of our home alarm go outside and get a ladder and try twice to put new batteries in it and it still kept shrieking I guess I’ll go back to bed.

  15. 15.

    delk

    April 9, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    My husband has spent a lot of time in Shanghai. Not in the last two years though. He got an email from one of his colleagues today saying that he knew how hard it was to get PPE stuff here so he is sending gloves, goggles, and a variety of masks (including N95) via DHL. The package arrives next week. Such a nice gesture.

  16. 16.

    raven

    April 9, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    My niece’s hubby works for Burnett as an accountant.

  17. 17.

    James E Powell

    April 9, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    All appeals end up on the supreme court’s “hold for the duration” list. We will see & hear that tape right after we see his tax returns.

  18. 18.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 9, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    @raven: Have a nice night!

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 9, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    Sooooo more evidence that Putin’s puppet the pussygrabber is a fucking pile of shit.  None of his racist, fascist shitpile supporters are going to go, “Holy shit!  How the fuck did I vote for such a racist, fascist shitpile?!  I’m sooooo embarrassed!”

  20. 20.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 9, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    @delk: Hopefully the administration won’t seize it when it comes through customs.

  21. 21.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 9, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Care to place a wager? :)

  22. 22.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    April 9, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Dogging:

    Some sports are slower. More about the strategy. pic.twitter.com/JMBaGJ1tSd

    — Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) April 9, 2020

  23. 23.

    Haydnseek

    April 9, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    Hmmmm……kind of reminds me of a Warren Zevon song….

  24. 24.

    Haydnseek

    April 9, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    Damn!  I knew someone would beat me to it but I had to give it a shot.

  25. 25.

    Adam L Silverman

    April 9, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Nope.

  26. 26.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 9, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): That is not what “dogging” means. ?

  27. 27.

    counterfactual

    April 9, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Avoiding COVID-19 stuff, I ran across this in the Daily Mail of all places, a calculated hit piece on Chanel Rion, Trump’s new favorite “reporter.” Her grannie was a TV psychic, her daddy was a real-estate fraudster, her fiancé is a failed Senate candidate “decorated veteran” of the never-left-stateside type, her “Harvard degree” is from Harvard Extension, and her and fiancé have been living a life of luxury with no apparent financial support.

    dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8181867/Fake-conman-dad-questionable-resume-Truth-Chanel-Rion-Trumps-fa…

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    April 10, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Phew. This elder gig is a beeyatch. Have three already cut to size sheets of exterior paneling which need to be painted on the back side and along the edges. Using a brush because of the uneven surface. By the time got the largest one done this afternoon I was absolutely drenched with perspiration from standing in the sun and already felt as if I’d put in a full day’s work. Maybe will be able to get both the others done tomorrow.

    Did have slight concern as to how the two buck can of paint from the Habitat ReStore would turn out to be when opened (by chance they had a single can of the exact color I was after) – just the same as if I’d bought it brand spanking new.

  29. 29.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    April 10, 2020 at 12:19 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Dogging.
    #LifeCommentary
    #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BuRkVWAGjX

    — Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020

  30. 30.

    Calouste

    April 10, 2020 at 12:34 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Someone didn’t look at Urban Dictionary before inventing a new term.

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 10, 2020 at 12:38 am

    @Calouste: Haha

  32. 32.

    columbusqueen

    April 10, 2020 at 2:35 am

    Never change, Florida. Between the heat & humidity brain tissue really does rot away down there, doesn’t it?

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