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The Dog Lanterns’ Pet Portraits!

by Adam L Silverman|  March 3, 20246:00 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Faunasphere, Furry Friends, Nature & Respite, Open Threads, Pet Blogging, Pet Rescue, Silverman on Security, Something Good

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I decided I wanted to have some portraits done of the dogs. This is why I asked in a war update post a few weeks ago for contact info for Larime, which Cole provided. Larime is now back up and running in the making art business after Sylv’s passing last year and all the craziness that goes along with that and I figured now was a good time to have it done. They did the two current doggos, my previous three who have passed on, and they also did my brother’s dog and cat. I’m not posting these last two because I haven’t given them to my brother and sister in law yet and because I have no idea if they’d want their pets’ portraits posted on the Internet. So nobody ruin the surprise!

I’m going to post the portraits of Rosie and Ruby, my two current lab mixes, above the jump and the remaining three portraits of Genni, Kylie, and Blue after the jump.

I asked Larime to do two-in-one portraits of Rosie and Ruby that included them as puppies and as adults. I have good quality pics of them from 3 months old until just last week (over the past thirteen years for Rosie and 10 for Ruby), but not for the others as they were puppies well before we all had good quality cameras in our phones.

Here is Rosie. She’s a black Lab and either German shepherd or Belgian shepherd dog. Rosie has the longer, leaner Belgian shepherd dog body, the lab face, and ears that are sort of in between. She also has a partially purple tongue.  And she’s got a ruff and the double coat and is currently the resident Flooferina. The puppy photo Larime used was what was advertised by the rescue organization and, once you see Kylie’s portrait, you’ll understand one of the reasons I thought to adopt her. The adult pic I sent to Larime is of her hanging over the edge of the couch.

Pet portrait of my black Lab mix Rosie. The bottom picture is a of a grinning 3 month old black Lab mix, her ears up with the tips flopped over, and her tongue partially sticking out. The upper picture is of an adult Rosie. Her red collar is visible, as is her front left paw. She has her ears pricked up with the tips flopped over. Her eyes are brown.

(Rosie)

Here is Ruby. Ruby is a chocolate Lab mixed with ? The rescue thought her mom was a Lab/boxer mix, but Ruby has the body of a Bull & Terrier (and the permanent toddler disposition to go with it). She also has crystal eyes and spots on her paws, which are hallmarks of a Catahoula leopard dog. She also has a white tip on her tale, so beagle? She’s predominantly chocolate covered, but has caramel brindle markings, as well as a cream patch on her chest, and cream socks with brindle spots on her paws. The puppy photo I sent to Larime, which is the upper image in the portrait below, is of a two or three month old Ruby running across the wood floor at the foster family’s house in PA. I like to refer to it as the “NO BREAKS!!!!” puppy pic. This was the same foster family and rescue organization I got Rosie from. When Kylie died I reached out immediately about adopting a puppy after a two to three months.

The adult pic was taken after an annual vet visit. She hopped into the driver seat of my car and grinned up at me with the look you see below as if to say “GET IN THE CAR!! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!” The next pic I took right after that, not included in the portraits has her looking at the dash like “how do you start this thing?” Ruby is my forever toddler. And despite a fierce bark, she’s a sensitive soul who just wants to be next to or on me at all times.A portrait of my chocolate lab mix Ruby. The bottom portrait is of her as an adult with an open mouth smiling directly at the viewer with her head cocked to the right. One ear is visible. She is chocolate brown with caramel brindle markings. The upper pic is Ruby at two or three months old. She is running. Her ears are flopping widly and she has a grin on her face. You can really see the cream white patch on her chest, the caramel brindle on her legs above her cream white socks, and the chocolate color that is predominant in the rest of her coat.

(Ruby)

Genni, Kylie, and Blue after the jump.

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Here is Genni, pronounced Jenny. We were just mucking about with the spelling. Genni was the first dog I owned all by myself. I got her just before I started by doctoral program. She was either a greyhound/terrier mix or a whippet/terrier mix. No picture ever did her coloring justice. She was strawberry blonde on top and straw blonde on the belly, had a pink nose, and could run! Larime had to work from two different photos to produce this portrait as all the phone camera pics I had of her are prior to 2011 and, as a result, not particularly high resolution. But Larime pulled it off.

A portrait of a blonde and white greyhound/terrier mix lying down with her paws in front of her looking up at the camera. She has a pink nose and one ear is slightly cocked.

(Genni)

And here is the Flooferina herself, Kylie. Kylie was a black Lab/Australian shepherd mix. She was the single most chill dog I’ve ever had and probably ever met. A woman who lived in my apartment complex when I was doing my doctorate was fostering her to keep her out of a no kill shelter and she and Genni used to play together. We adopted her when she was about one. Kylie was about eleven or twelve in this pic and her muzzle had gone from black to white. As you can see she was floofy. She had a rough and the double coat. When I started looking for a puppy after Genni died and saw that puppy pic of Rosie I decided that if they got along, that was the puppy I was going to try to adopt as they looked so similar. The foster family brought her over, they hit it off, and Rosie joined us about four or five weeks later.

Portrait of Kylie a black Lab/Australian shepherd mix. Kylie has brown eyes and is looking directly into the camera. Her mouth is open and she is smiling. She is about 11 or 12 in the picture this portrait is based on and the white on her muzzle contrasts with the rest of the jet black fur on her face.

Last, but certainly not least is my big, wild, sad boy Blue. Blue was a purebred blue tick coonhound. In early January 2005 when I was driving back from spending winter break at the family’s house in the mountains of New Mexico, I detoured on the way back to Philadelphia – I was teaching at Temple – to visit an old friend from grad school who lived in Kansas. As I made my way east from KC, about 70 miles east of KC in about 4 degree weather, I see this skeletal looking dog running down the median of the interstate. I managed to pull onto the median and with Genni and Kylie barking, managed to get him into my 4Runner. He was skin and bones and had no tags. I checked all the stores, gas stations, and shops at the closet exit and there were no missing dog signs. I found a vet an hour or so down the road and had him checked for a microchip. There was none. We got to the hotel we were staying in that night and he got a couple of small meals, water, a warm flea/tick shampoo bath, a walk, and joined the family. He was never really sure about the family bit. The vet in Missouri, as well as my own back in the Philadelphia suburbs who was from KC originally, figure he was about two years old and think he probably got dumped after hunting season. I nursed him back to health two times after that first time, but he eventually passed two weeks before I left to go to training to deploy to Iraq. He only made it to five or six, but Genni, Kylie, and I gave him the best life we could.

A portrait of a blue tick coonhound. He is in profile looking to the left. His head is black with a rust colored muzzle and his eyes are brown with rust patches above his eyebrows.

If you’re interested in having your pet’s portrait done, here’s the link to Larime’s site, to their Twitter/X account, and to their Bluesky account. They also have a YouTube podcast series.

So that’s the pet portraits. I’m thrilled.

I’ll be back later with the Ukraine War Update.

Open thread!

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Oh Mah Gawd! Is That Floriduh! Man’s Music?!?!

by Adam L Silverman|  September 2, 20217:24 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: America, COVID-19, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, Faunasphere, Healthcare, Lizard Blogging, Nature, Nature & Respite, Open Threads, Politics

Floriduh says hold mah beer!

Brazilian viper venom shows promise as drug to combat Covid https://t.co/zgDB9e33oE pic.twitter.com/BkYnoL4cea

— The Hill (@thehill) September 2, 2021

As a native Floriduhian, I guarantee someone in Miami actually owns one of these. I can also guarantee that either he or someone he knows will use it to try to self medicate against Covid.

And a whole bunch of people who live in the parts of the state we call BettyCracker land are right now trying to figure out how to illegally import them so they can self medicate with them against Covid.

This will all be followed by them being dumped, en masse, into the scrub in different parts of Floriduh creating a new non-native and invasive menace to go along with the monkeys that have herpes, the anacondas, the retirees from the rust belt living in the Villages who also all have STDs, and people from Long Island living in Broward and Palm Beach Counties!

Obligatory!

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Open thread!

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Saturday Evening Open Thread: Pop Culture & Otherwise

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20217:51 pm| 235 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Nature, Open Threads, Popular Culture

Kinda psyched for all-masked showings of DUNE, very immersive

Anyone unmasks, point at them and go "THEY SQUANDER THE WATER OF THE SIETCH" and challenge 'em to a crysknife duel

— Max Gladstone (@maxgladstone) July 28, 2021

The movie I’m looking forward to is The Green Knight, but not until I can watch it at home. Any of you braver Jackals seen it yet?

Sportsball-adjacent:

Obama joins NBA Africa as strategic partner https://t.co/PCK16LbumQ pic.twitter.com/CZnUSPOSUY

— Reuters (@Reuters) July 28, 2021

Former U.S. President Barack Obama has joined NBA Africa as a strategic partner to help advance social responsibility efforts across the continent, the National Basketball Association said on Tuesday.

Obama will have a minority equity stake in the new venture, which over time he intends to use to fund Obama Foundation youth and leadership programs across Africa.

“By investing in communities, promoting gender equality, and cultivating the love of the game of basketball, I believe that NBA Africa can make a difference for so many of Africa’s young people,” Obama said in a news release…

And from the faunasphere…

Seems like a decent metaphor for community formation on Twitter https://t.co/u4ZaeZrwm5

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) July 29, 2021

… [Bird ecologist Richard] Major has been studying Australian birds for almost 40 years. A few years back, he began noticing something peculiar in Sydney: cockatoos that were eating out of someone’s open trash bin.

“I wasn’t really expecting cockatoos to be rubbish bin feeders,” he said. “They’re not something like ibis or crows that are scavengers. These are good, self-respecting seed-eaters — or at least plant-eaters.”…

“The thing that really got me was when I saw a cockatoo fly up from a rubbish bin, sit on a electricity wire, holding a chicken drumstick in its foot,” he says, explaining that a cockatoo can perch on one leg and hold its food in another. “Here it was, just munching on a drumstick, and I thought, ‘Oh god, this is verging on cannibalism.’ Certainly once cockatoos start eating meat, we’re done for.”

He’d just assumed that those bins were already open and overflowing — nothing clever about that. But Major later began observing several of the birds actually opening the bins themselves, and now he was intrigued. If this behavior spreads, he thought, “There’ll be cockatoos opening bins all over the place and they’ll have this endless supply of rubbish.” A cockatoo smorgasbord…

A team of scientists — including John Martin, Sonja Wild, Jana K. Hörsch and Lucy Aplin — joined Klump and Major to figure out what was going on with these clever cockatoos. They started by sending surveys out to different suburbs in Sydney to ask people if they had noticed the big white parrots opening up their trash bins and, if they had, when they first saw it. The survey results showed that over two years, the number of trash-raiding cockatoo sightings had increased from just three suburbs to 44, indicating that the birds were learning from each other. A culture of trash can break-ins was radiating out from the birds who first figured it out…

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Late Night Open Thread: Fishy Tales

by Anne Laurie|  June 12, 202111:35 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Open Threads

"Oh my God, I'm in a whale's mouth"

Lobsterman Michael Packard says he was diving in Cape Cod, US, when he was gulped and spat out by a humpback whalehttps://t.co/m90SwWqpXy pic.twitter.com/IUA0DO5vOo

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) June 12, 2021


Whale: You think it’s bad, getting a fly in your soup?…

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‘Oh My God, I’m In A Whale’s Mouth’: Lobster Diver Says He Was Nearly Swallowed By Whale Off Cape Codhttps://t.co/56CXKcRinY

— WBZ | CBS Boston News (@wbz) June 11, 2021

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And that’s not even the weirdest story I ran across this week:

I would simply *not* show the tattoo I got on my balls to my friends and coworkers both in person and on the internet, and if I could not help myself, I definitely would make sure that said tattoo was not a swastika. https://t.co/O9fZshFi7O

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) June 11, 2021

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Apparently the Blog Took a Siesta!

by Adam L Silverman|  June 4, 202110:05 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Crock Pot Craziness, Faunasphere, Food, Food & Recipes, Foreign Affairs, Humorous, Nature & Respite, Open Threads, Silverman on Security

I have no idea where all the other front pagers have been since Tony Jay’s guest post. I know where I’ve been. I had a teleconference on a project I’m involved in, then I went and ran an errand for the Mominator, then I came home and worked out, then I walked the dogs in the steam room we call the outdoors here, and now I’m typing this. As soon as I hit publish I’m going to go get the grime off, turn on the Avs game, and have something to eat.

In the meantime, I have baby wild turkeys!!!!!!!!

Apparently the Blog Took a Siesta!

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They’re SOOOO CUTE!!!!

Also, I really think I have a chance to win this year!

Annual Pyongyang Burrito Eating Contest begins in 57 minutes.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) June 4, 2021

I don’t care what the odds makers say!!!

Odds makers say Marshal Kim Jong-Un is heavy favourite.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) June 4, 2021

Open thread!

 

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Do *Not* Try This At Home Open Thread: She Shoved A Bear!

by Anne Laurie|  June 1, 20218:38 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Faunasphere, Open Threads

SHE SHOVED A BEAR pic.twitter.com/a46vljFNV7

— cat (@9livesrock) June 1, 2021

Goddess protect her, if her mom has a service dog, presumably this kid has not had the luxury of waiting on further instructions. And, in retrospect, she advises against shoving bears, per NPR:

A 17-year-old Southern California girl got in a shoving match with a bear to protect her dogs and walked away nearly unscathed.

Hailey Morinico and her mother were gardening in their backyard in Bradbury, Calif., on Monday afternoon when a bear and her cubs began walking atop a cinder block wall at one end of the garden…

Video of the terrifying encounter shows that the appearance of the family of California black bears on the short wall set off one of Morinico’s dogs, which began barking and lunging at them. Mama bear, in turn, started swatting at the large dog and three small ones that had joined the canine vs. ursine confrontation…

“I see the bear, it’s grabbing my dog, Valentina, and I have to run over there. She’s a baby,” Morinico said. “And the first thing I think to do is push the bear. And somehow it worked.”…

The teen said she is lucky to have walked away with only a sprained finger and a scraped knee.

Her advice: Do not push bears. “Don’t do what I did — you might not have the same outcome.”

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Mid-day Cat Break

by ruemara|  March 26, 20212:32 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Faunasphere, Open Threads

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Mid-day Cat Break

There’s a funny little daily drama that plays out in the house. The video is of Neighbor Cat, Ginger. I believe that is a girl but it could be a boy. Ginger is fascinated by my house as I have 2 cats. Which means he/she gets to pick fights safely from the outside of the window and attack the window until I tell Ging to bugger off. Odo has decided this challenge shall not stand, so he is eternally vigilant by my shoes, so he doesn’t fall off the window sill again (& again) when Ginger attacks the window (again). Hime, as any sensible female would feel, thinks both of these 2 are silly, so she focuses on her obsession with… me. At this point, I’m glad everyone has a hobby, I just wish it involved a space not right next to my computer & my recording mic.

And in other news, trying to organize myself before the big debut movie script table read on Saturday and I’m hoping to get all the pre-panic done today so tomorrow is relatively calm. How’s your day going? Open thread!

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