Does tape taste good or do I just like sticky? Study and report
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 26, 2021
The person behind the @JortstheCat twitter account absolutely deserves some ‘Best of 2021’ awards…
Report 2: Standard methods (meowing) did not get the tape back. Without reliable access to tape this is going to be a hard science question to answer
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 26, 2021
Report 4: Tape box access removed due to “making an annoying sound” but I’m pretty sure tape tastes good and the sticky is a bonus.
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 26, 2021
And we needed that lol! But also:
I learned from a coworker whose husband is paralyzed that Jorts has now transcended Twitter and “buttering the cat” is now the term for ablest “help.” As in “are you coming up with real solutions or are you just buttering the cat.” I hope you’re proud of yourself, Twitterverse.
— BLACKLIVESMATTER FIGHT ABOUT IT (@heulangel) December 28, 2021
It’s from this (remarkable) essay, for those who may have missed it https://t.co/BQ17Zc0Czv
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) December 29, 2021
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