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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Asset Seizure Open Thread: Just Wait Till the Privateers Show Up

Asset Seizure Open Thread: Just Wait Till the Privateers Show Up

by Anne Laurie|  February 26, 202210:03 pm| 97 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Russia

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The memes coming in hot from Ukrainians tonight… Here’s one. pic.twitter.com/T56IZlXJB3

— Michael Weiss ? (@michaeldweiss) February 27, 2022

is there like, a sign-up sheet or something https://t.co/CFI7jHEHpX

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 27, 2022

US & allies also commit to limit “golden passports,” official says. “Any current or future sanctioned individual trying to flee the impact of our sanctions by buying their way into western citizenship will be forced to endure the consequences of supporting Putin's war of choice.”

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) February 27, 2022

Looks official:

This coming week, we will launch a multilateral Transatlantic task force to identify, hunt down, and freeze the assets of sanctioned Russian companies and oligarchs – their yachts, their mansions, and any other ill-gotten gains that we can find and freeze under the law.

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 26, 2022

“This has been the worst week for the Russian stock market on record…within 24 hours of our actions, the demand for cash in Russia spiked 58 fold…In short, Russia has become a global economic and financial pariah,” senior U.S. official told reporters.

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) February 27, 2022

Yachts are fun. But seizing the traceable Miami real estate and selling it at auction next weekend would be the greatest war bond drive in history.

— TheLeaderIsGood (@Leader1sThe) February 26, 2022

From your mouth to God’s ear. https://t.co/BQkoqlD7oU

— Peter Wolf (@peterawolf) February 27, 2022



Somebody got advance notice, looks like…

The Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who has owned the Premier League’s Chelsea Football Club for nearly 20 years, said he was “giving trustees of Chelsea’s charitable foundation the stewardship and care of Chelsea FC.” https://t.co/5tcrUUPlaG

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 26, 2022

Skunk at the garden party:

To do this, we have to “take on our own corruption.” Who opposed my transparency bill? First U.S. Chamber, then American Bar Association, then NFIB. Why? Some people make lots of money giving aid and comfort by hiding corrupt foreign dollars.https://t.co/3NqnXrKy87

— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) February 26, 2022


Professor Krugman:

… Everyone has heard about giant oligarch-owned yachts, sports franchises and incredibly expensive homes in multiple countries; there’s so much highly visible Russian money in Britain that some people talk about “Londongrad.” Well, these aren’t just isolated stories.

Filip Novokmet, Thomas Piketty and Gabriel Zucman have pointed out that Russia has run huge trade surpluses every year since the early 1990s, which should have led to a large accumulation of overseas assets. Yet official statistics show Russia with only moderately more assets than liabilities abroad. How is that possible? The obvious explanation is that wealthy Russians have been skimming off large sums and parking them abroad.

The sums involved are mind-boggling. Novokmet et al. estimate that in 2015 the hidden foreign wealth of rich Russians amounted to around 85 percent of Russia’s G.D.P. To give you some perspective, this is as if a U.S. president’s cronies had managed to hide $20 trillion in overseas accounts. Another paper co-written by Zucman found that in Russia, “the vast majority of wealth at the top is held offshore.” As far as I can tell, the overseas exposure of Russia’s elite has no precedent in history — and it creates a huge vulnerability that the West can exploit…

There are two uncomfortable facts here. First, a number of influential people, both in business and in politics, are deeply financially enmeshed with Russian kleptocrats. This is especially true in Britain. Second, it will be hard to go after laundered Russian money without making life harder for all money launderers, wherever they come from — and while Russian plutocrats may be the world champions in that sport, they’re hardly unique: Ultrawealthy people all over the world have money hidden in offshore accounts.

What this means is that taking effective action against Putin’s greatest vulnerability will require facing up to and overcoming the West’s own corruption…

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2022 at 10:10 pm

    Rich Tea (@earlgreytea220) tweeted at 4:46 PM on Sat, Feb 26, 2022:
    I find it annoying that President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy is conveniently referred to as a former comedian on social media & the news. He has a law degree from the Kyiv National Economic University, his father a cybernetics professor & mother an engineer. Now he’s a hero.
    (https://twitter.com/earlgreytea220/status/1497704616309534720?s=02)

  2. 2.

    Starboard Tack

    February 26, 2022 at 10:11 pm

    How long before Trump comes up? Soon, please.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    February 26, 2022 at 10:11 pm

    Going after the $$$$

     

    Yes??????

  4. 4.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 10:14 pm

    Mehdi Hasan has a sobering reminder for us as we witness the overwhelming support being shown Ukraine in the face of a hostile invasion.

  5. 5.

    MikeBoyScout

    February 26, 2022 at 10:15 pm

    The headline didn’t really get expanded upon.
    Unverified reports today spoke of Syrians looking to join the fight.
    There will be a non insignificant amount of Chechen separatists joining as this conflict elongates.

  6. 6.

    Calouste

    February 26, 2022 at 10:15 pm

    Take it all and send it to Ukraine as reparations. They’ll need it.

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    Nicole

    February 26, 2022 at 10:16 pm

    John Rogers, showrunner and father of The Crazification Factor had a funny tweet about the proposed asset seizure:

    https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/1497752558378491907

  8. 8.

    Quiltingfool

    February 26, 2022 at 10:16 pm

    Not about sanctions.  I was over at TPM and in one of the comments was a link to traditional Ukrainian flower headdresses/clothing.  The headdresses and clothing were beautiful.  I love embroidered clothing and other fabric embellishments.  Gorgeous.

    https://www.demilked.com/traditional-ukrainian-flower-crowns-treti-pivni/?fbclid=IwAR1DgYv_A6x03_tb4QytMoMoQbmD_k8btBhf3z_x2pJbkQ9Xvb3-FmqwtLY

  9. 9.

    Anne Laurie

    February 26, 2022 at 10:16 pm

    @Starboard Tack: How long before Trump comes up? Soon, please.

    TFG’s at CPAC this weekend… where the attendees are torn between blaming it all on Biden, and denying they’d ever heard of this ‘Poodin’ fella, before now.

    The crowd’s kinda dispirited.  All the fun pols were at Friday’s AFPAC [American Nazi] convention on Friday, and now the Lamestream Media is wagging fingers about ‘applauding genocide’ like that was a *bad* thing!

  10. 10.

    dmsilev

    February 26, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    Maybe we should take inspiration from the SCOTUS-approved Texas abortion law and allow private citizens to initiate seizure actions in the courts.

    I’m not sure what I’d do with a yacht, but I’d welcome the chance to find out.

  11. 11.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 10:22 pm

    @Calouste: 
    +1

    It’s going to take billions of dollars and a Marshall Plan to rebuild Ukraine. The west needs to capture about $50 billion in Russian assets to fund it all.

  12. 12.

    Ken

    February 26, 2022 at 10:25 pm

    @dmsilev: Isn’t there a danger that all those yachts suddenly entering the market will depress prices, making the non-Russian millionaires regret their decision to buy one?

    Or even worse, what if it drops the assessed value of someone’s yacht below what they still owe for it, and draws the bank’s attention?

  13. 13.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 26, 2022 at 10:25 pm

    The current round of sanctions is designed to get Putin murdered

    Your proposal is acceptable

  14. 14.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 10:28 pm

    @Quiltingfool:   OMG those are gorgeous!  So much color, makes a white veil look so plain.

  15. 15.

    dmsilev

    February 26, 2022 at 10:29 pm

    @Ken: Yes, but think of all the people waiting to buy a starter yacht on the used market. They count for something as well.

  16. 16.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 10:30 pm

    @Ken:

    @dmsilev: Isn’t there a danger that all those yachts suddenly entering the market will depress prices, making the non-Russian millionaires regret their decision to buy one?

    Or even worse, what if it drops the assessed value of someone’s yacht below what they still owe for it, and draws the bank’s attention?

    So, you saying Jeff Bezos and Larry Ellison are going to take a bath on their superyachts?   Boo hoo.

    On the other hand, there are probably plenty of new tech billionaires in the US who might want to pick up their own yachts at fire sale prices.

  17. 17.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2022 at 10:31 pm

    For those who are awake and watching SNL, a Ukrainian choral group (that my dear wife sang in *many* years ago) will be opening, singing a traditional Ukrainian religious song, basically “O Great God”

  18. 18.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 10:32 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    Sweet mother of “oh, honey, you should not have gone out of the house dressed like that,” so is Sarah Huckabee.

  19. 19.

    Kayla Rudbek

    February 26, 2022 at 10:34 pm

    @rikyrah: they don’t have consciences, they only have checkbooks.

  20. 20.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 26, 2022 at 10:34 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Oh. Oh my.

  21. 21.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2022 at 10:36 pm

    @eclare: Every region has its own distinctive style, colors, etc. – I’m talking about the embroidery. My dear wife knows an awful lot about this, takes one look at a shirt or blouse and says, oh that’s from [wherever.] I suspect we have every book on embroidery designs published in Ukraine in the 20th Century. And pillows, tablecloths, ornamental “towels”, shirts, blouses, dresses, belts, you name it.

  22. 22.

    Suzanne

    February 26, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    The current round of sanctions is designed to get Putin murdered

    So this is a dark thought I’ve been having: if it does end this way, I hope there’s video proof. Hitler killed himself in his bunker and many people didn’t believe it. But the people of the world need to believe it. I know there are always dead-enders, but they don’t matter.

    I didn’t think this was going to be the incident that finally — FINALLY — made TFG look undeniably bad to even some of his supporters, but silver linings.

  23. 23.

    delk

    February 26, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    Those yachts would make swell off shore housing for gay seniors. As a gay senior I know what I’m talking about! ?

  24. 24.

    Mallard Filmore

    February 26, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    @Kent: 

    It’s going to take billions of dollars and a Marshall Plan to rebuild Ukraine. The west needs to capture about $50 billion in Russian assets to fund it all.

    Lordy, please send SOME of it back to help the looted Russians. And this time, don’t spend it on American consultants in Moscow explaining how to correctly do Capitalism.

  25. 25.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 10:38 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    The London Philharmonic opened their latest performance with the Ukrainian anthem, as did the Copenhagen Philharmonic.

    This is a fascinating thread related to European classical music and Putin.

  26. 26.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 26, 2022 at 10:40 pm

    Kat Abu @abughazalehkat. 36m

    so apparently Zelenskyy won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006 and the tape is even better than whatever you’re imagining

  27. 27.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 10:41 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:   Like two pigs under a blanket…wow.

  28. 28.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 10:43 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:   Interesting!  And thanks for the tip on SNL, I’ll tune in.

  29. 29.

    Splitting Image

    February 26, 2022 at 10:43 pm

    One possible outcome of a mass takedown of Russian oligarchs is that the ordinary brand of American plutocrat (and Rupert Murdoch) may turn out to be far less powerful than they have appeared to be.

    Not to suggest that people like the Koch brothers are harmless, but I think it’s possible that their power has been bolstered by large infusions of money from fun-loving Russians for the past decade or so, especially since Citizens United made political contributions harder to trace. Taking down some of the wealthier and more evil Russian oligarchs may turn off the spigot that has been supporting the Right Wing Noise Machine for awhile, as well as exposing many of the bad actors.

    Hope springs eternal perhaps.

  30. 30.

    Wapiti

    February 26, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    Regarding sanctions – I use Steam to buy games and I wonder how many Russian developers are going to be impacted by no money transfers. (Not that I care, I just wonder.)

  31. 31.

    debbie

    February 26, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    @Suzanne:

    I’d like to see him go like Muammar Gaddafi.

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Oh, that is priceless.

  33. 33.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2022 at 10:45 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Some people wonder about the morale and spirit of the Ukrainians – the first words of the national anthem are “Ще не вмерла Україна” – Ukraine has not yet perished. It dates from the 1860’s.

  34. 34.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 10:46 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  Some of the best dancers on the US version of DWTS are originally from Ukraine.

  35. 35.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 26, 2022 at 10:47 pm

    @Splitting Image: seeing those unhinged clips of Tucker Carlson cheering on Putin, I’ve been pondering the Murdochs’ relationship with Putin, if Lachlan sees the future profits are tied to Russian money in some way.

    @eclare: Tucker Carlson’s dance partner was Elena Grinenko.h

  36. 36.

    Gin & Tonic

    February 26, 2022 at 10:47 pm

    @Splitting Image: Why is Abramovich an oligarch, while Murdoch is a plutocrat and Bezos is merely a billionaire?

  37. 37.

    Nelle

    February 26, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    My husband reminded me that, when we lived in New Zealand, he went up to do some field work at someone’s house (he’s a hydrogeologist).  It was an estate, not a house.  Turns out to be a Russian oligarch and it was a rather stunning bit of New Zealand that the man had bought.  They used to be connected on Linkedin but probably not anymore.  Since he retired, he doesn’t even like to look at Linkedin.

  38. 38.

    Quiltingfool

    February 26, 2022 at 10:51 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Lots of embroidered fabrics?  You, Sir, are living in my version of Heaven!

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 26, 2022 at 10:51 pm

    @Quiltingfool:

    Gorgeous. Just gorgeous. Thanks very much for linking those photos.

  40. 40.

    Kalakal

    February 26, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    @Splitting Image: Yes, it could get very interesting to see which organizations, politicians and wingnut groups suddenly have funding difficulties

  41. 41.

    Ken

    February 26, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Maybe something like D&D alignments?

  42. 42.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 26, 2022 at 10:53 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Thank you for the heads-up. I haven’t willingly watched SNL for many years, but you better believe I’ll make an exception for this.

  43. 43.

    Lum’s Better Half

    February 26, 2022 at 10:53 pm

    “Limit” golden passports? Weak ass shit.

  44. 44.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 26, 2022 at 10:56 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    O.M.G.

  45. 45.

    Steeplejack

    February 26, 2022 at 11:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I very much doubt that is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Let’s see a photo with her face. The Google has nothing so far.

  46. 46.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 11:01 pm

    @Mallard Filmore:Lordy, please send SOME of it back to help the looted Russians. And this time, don’t spend it on American consultants in Moscow explaining how to correctly do Capitalism.

    Well, Russia isn’t getting destroyed by this war.  But nationalization of the assets of these oligarchs and reinvesting oil revenues back in the country instead of in Miami and London banks and real estate will do a lot of good in Russia going forwards.

  47. 47.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 11:05 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:   Wow!  That was awful, I didn’t remember Tucker being on there.

  48. 48.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 11:05 pm

    I’ve been rather pleasantly surprised at the speed and ferocity of the western response to this invasion, both in terms of sanctions and in terms of providing arms to Ukraine.  It might be too little too late.  But for anyone paying any attention to Europe over the past several decades, the speed and unity at which they are acting is pretty impressive.

    It strikes me that this is all chickens coming home to roost.  Putin’s Russia has been a rogue state for decades and I suspect he just has no friends left anywhere in the world outside of client states like Belarus who he has under his thumb.  And even that might be up in the air after this.

    There are serious geopolitical lessons here.

  49. 49.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 11:05 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: @eclare: @SiubhanDuinne:

    Uh-huh, and you know what it means? She really doesn’t have friends who love her cuz there is no way you let someone you love walk outside dressed like that.

    Elsewhere: WaPo reporting that there may be some survivors on Snake Island after all.

  50. 50.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2022 at 11:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: The hair doesn’t look right. And I don’t think her butt is like that.

  51. 51.

    Kayla Rudbek

    February 26, 2022 at 11:07 pm

    @Wapiti: Good question. I use Ravelry to buy knitting patterns, and I have saved a search to deliberately exclude Russian designers from the library of patterns that I own. I can do similar limitations for buying patterns as well.

    And I really want the Virginia state liquor stores to pull out the Russian vodka as well…(Virginia requires hard liquor to be sold at state liquor stores, the ABC stores as they are called)

  52. 52.

    zhena gogolia

    February 26, 2022 at 11:07 pm

    @eclare: HE WAS THE WORST EVER

  53. 53.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 11:07 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:   Just like no one told TFG he had TP on his shoe.

  54. 54.

    Steeplejack

    February 26, 2022 at 11:10 pm

    @Lum’s Better Half:

    With the apostrophe in your nym, every one of your comments is going to have to be approved by a front-pager. Remove it or replace it with, say, an asterisk, get approved once and comment at will.

  55. 55.

    Quinerly

    February 26, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    @Quiltingfool:

    Might be of interest:

    https://www.indigenousbox.ca/blogs/news/kokumscarf

  56. 56.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  Rick Perry was awful, but at least he had energy.  Yeah, very few three’s get handed out.

  57. 57.

    debbie

    February 26, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I can’t find it now, but her first name is Allie.

  58. 58.

    CaseyL

    February 26, 2022 at 11:13 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Wendy Deng was married to Murdoch at one point, and dated Putin.  She was also friends with Ivanka and Jared.  There is a whole web of connections that goes through her.  I believe the compelling interest is accumulating all the money in the world, and political power as a means to that end.

  59. 59.

    Sebastian

    February 26, 2022 at 11:15 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    OMG Thank you!

  60. 60.

    Steeplejack

    February 26, 2022 at 11:15 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Recent pictures of her on the Google (last month or so) have her hair much darker—which could be changed, of course—and I agree with you about her body shape.

    I think the “fog of war” around news and hot takes this week has made people a little giddy.

  61. 61.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    I just did some searching for photos of Sarah Huckabee at CPAC and I am not sure at all the link above is a picture of her either. The sentiment stands for the young woman, but I’m sensing that’s not Sanders.

  62. 62.

    Sister Golden Bear

    February 26, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    @delk: Brunches on the after deck will be lit. Plus drag queen bingo.

  63. 63.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 11:16 pm

    @debbie:  Oh well.  Still beyond awful.

  64. 64.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 11:18 pm

    @zhena gogolia: ​ 

    I just commented on that, I don’t think it’s her either.

  65. 65.

    Steeplejack

    February 26, 2022 at 11:20 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    So this is your correction on page A19?

  66. 66.

    Quiltingfool

    February 26, 2022 at 11:23 pm

    @Quinerly: Very interesting article about scarves.  In the photos of Ukrainian clothing, I noticed one outfit had beadwork similar to that we see in Native American clothing.  Coincidence?  Nah, I just think that embellishing clothing with beads, embroidery and the like was the way women could express their creativity and artistry; there is beauty everywhere.

  67. 67.

    patrick Il

    February 26, 2022 at 11:28 pm

    I would Confiscate russian money, keep half of it right away, and then 5% a day until the end of either the war or Putin.

  68. 68.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 11:28 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Only because there is no A21.

  69. 69.

    Geoduck

    February 26, 2022 at 11:29 pm

    @CaseyL: It’s my understanding that the whole “Wendy Deng dated Putin” thing has been offered up without any actual evidence. She hangs out with terrible people, but we should stick to facts.

  70. 70.

    Dan B

    February 26, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    @Quiltingfool: Those headdresses are dazzling.  They are over the top in the best way.

  71. 71.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 11:30 pm

    Now THIS is how you manage the twitter feed of a head of state.  I have no idea if Zelensky manages his own twitter feed.  But talk about hitting exactly the right tone when your nation is at risk of annihilation.

    https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyU

    I feel like we are seeing the 2022 version of Churchill during the darkest hour in real time right before our eyes.

  72. 72.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 26, 2022 at 11:33 pm

    SNL cold open. I’m sobbing.

  73. 73.

    CaseyL

    February 26, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    @Geoduck: I didn’t know the Deng-Putin romance was never more than a rumor.  Sorry ’bout that! – But, yes, all these absolute wastes of protoplasm all seem to socialize together.

  74. 74.

    eclare

    February 26, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:   Very moving.

  75. 75.

    Ksmiami

    February 26, 2022 at 11:38 pm

    @debbie: hmm. Me, I prefer either the Ceacescu or Mussolini ending.

  76. 76.

    Kent

    February 26, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    @Ksmiami:@debbie: hmm. Me, I prefer either the Ceacescu or Mussolini ending.

    How about the Saddam Hussein ending?   Digging the dirty motherfucker out of a dirt spider hole where he has been hiding for the past week before stringing up his ass?

  77. 77.

    JML

    February 26, 2022 at 11:45 pm

    Anything that involves seizure of assets from rich fucks makes me happy. They get no mercy, they deserve no sympathy, and it serves them right.

    I’ve also decided that the only person related to Rupert Murdoch that shouldn’t be set adrift on a raft in the artic ocean is Anna Torv.

  78. 78.

    Martin

    February 26, 2022 at 11:50 pm

    Huh. It’s almost like if you cracked down on the money laundering before the invasions, maybe that would eliminate some of the incentives behind the invasions?

  79. 79.

    Yutsano

    February 26, 2022 at 11:50 pm

    The First Lady of Ukraine is cute as a button. I hope and pray she and the young ones are okay.

    During his inaugural address in 2019, Zelensky told lawmakers: “I do not want my picture in your offices: the President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang your kids' photos instead, and look at them each time you are making a decision.” pic.twitter.com/fjsHudv7FV— Benjamin Ramm (@BenjaminRamm) February 26, 2022

  80. 80.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 26, 2022 at 11:52 pm

    From Patton Oswalt’s darker younger brother

    Matt Oswalt  @MattOswaltVA. 8h

    what gun advocates think they look like with a gun VS what they actually look like with a gun

  81. 81.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 26, 2022 at 11:54 pm

    Man interrupts Israeli newscast in Ukraine, becomes legend

  82. 82.

    JoyceH

    February 27, 2022 at 12:00 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    so apparently Zelenskyy won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006

    Aww – what a doll! He must have been, what, mid-20s then? Very… um, fluid hips.

  83. 83.

    Dan B

    February 27, 2022 at 12:01 am

    @delk: Yep!  My partner sorta grew up on huge wooden schooners, the Adventuress and the Schooner Zodiac, plus many other “metal buckets” and “plastic boats”.  They smelled like diesel to me but to him they smell like youth.

  84. 84.

    eclare

    February 27, 2022 at 12:05 am

    @Yutsano:  Kids are cute too!

  85. 85.

    Kattails

    February 27, 2022 at 12:06 am

    @Quiltingfool: WOW, those head dresses are stunning, and must weigh a ton.  I had to pay attention to notice the embroidered clothing also on exhibit. Thanks for that link!

    A magazine from many years ago, American Home Crafts,  featured Ukrainian embroidery in one issue.  Majorcan embroidery in another. (I’ve hung on to the issues I have for maybe 40 years, all really fine quality stuff.) And are you familiar with Folkwear patterns, which have been around, like, forever?  They do some  fun historical patterns but also a specific subset of patterns from around the world, from shirts of Russia and Ukraine, to traditional Japanese, Mexico, Gaza, with traditional embroidery patterns included.

  86. 86.

    Kent

    February 27, 2022 at 12:07 am

    @JoyceH: The man is a treasure.  Here’s praying he and his family make it out of this tragedy alive.

  87. 87.

    Quiltingfool

    February 27, 2022 at 12:26 am

    @Kattails: I made an Irish cloak from a Folkwear pattern.  Beautiful patterns!

  88. 88.

    Sebastian

    February 27, 2022 at 12:42 am

    Here is a very good summary of economic sanctions and targets.

    Will sanctions be enough to stop wealthy Russian oligarchs? (news.com.au Murdoch site?)

     

    Two names stuck out:

    Oleg Deripaska … Hi Mitch McConnell! Can you explain the deal you did recently with Uncle Oleg?

    and

    Alisher Usmanov

    Remember this name, he’s Putin’s guy in Facebook (Meta).

    “A vicious thug, criminal, racketeer, heroin trafficker, and accused rapist”

    When Zuck fucked up FB and was about to go bankrupt, Usmanov bailed him out with a $200m Series D  (= a loan to meet payroll) and invested an additional $700m until the eventual IPO, where everyone made out like fucking gangsters.

    Let this sink in, jackals.

    Here is a super quick&dirty primer on startups:

    1. You start with an idea and no income. You find an angel investor who is willing to fund you with say $1m in exchange for 25% of the company.
    2. You start developing a product, testing, getting customers, etc. You hire people, very good people, the best people, to make a revolutionary product faster than the other college dropouts with angel investors.
    3. You are burning money so fast there is a whole discipline around “burn rate”.
    4. You receive money via Funding Rounds called Series A, B, C, D, … until you go public in an IPO and sell shares on the open market, settle your considerable loans, and make out like a bandit.

    That is the dream of Silicon Valley.

    Here is Zuck’s journey:

    2004-09-01 Angel $500,000
    2005-05-01 Series A $12,700,000 (Silicon Valley big shots)
    2006-04-01 Series B $27,500,000 (Silicon Valley Institutional Venture Capitalists)
    2007-10-24 Series C $240,000,000 (Microsoft)
    2007-11-30 Series C $60,000,000 (Li Ka-shing, Richest dude in Asia. Name’s real, I swear)
    2008-01-28 Series C $15,000,000 (European Funds)
    2008-03-27 Series C $60,000,000 (Rich Asian dude again)

    You have to understand, one doesn’t take on funding unless you need the money or want to artificially balloon the (perceived) valuation of the company = small funding is to boost, large funding is to meet payroll or pay bills.

    Zuck is still more than four years away from his IPO, he is bleeding cash like crazy. A month after getting $60m from his Asian sugar daddy, he takes a loan of $100m.

    2008-05-01 Debt Financing $100,000,000

    A year later Usmanov offers $200m, silent investor, doesn’t want any votes. Zuck accepts.

    2009-05-26 Series D $200,000,000 (Usmanov)
    2009-06-28 Secondary Market $120,000,000 (Californian Fat Cats getting in on the ride)
    2011-01-21 Private Equity $1,500,000,000 (Usmanov and Goldman Sachs)

    Zuck doesn’t need to be told what to do, he does it in anticipative obedience to his masters.

  89. 89.

    dr. luba

    February 27, 2022 at 12:46 am

    @Quiltingfool: Beadwork on shirts is a fairly recent (20th century) development, something we picked up from next door Romania. It is mostly found in Bukovyna, but has become quite popular in the Hutsul regions (Carpathian highlanders) for weddings.

  90. 90.

    Danielx

    February 27, 2022 at 12:49 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Will never be able to get rid of that image.

  91. 91.

    dr. luba

    February 27, 2022 at 12:53 am

    @Quiltingfool: Floral headdresses were  worn for weddings in the past, and could be quite elaborate.  Some of those in that article are over-the-top and inauthentic–all that grain sticking out?  Didn’t happen.

    The wedding season was usually late fall and winter, after summer farmwork and the harvest were over, so fresh flowers weren’t available.  Silk and dried flowers, plus all sorts of ribbons, beads, etc. could also be incorporated.

    Unmarried women wore simple headdresses or flowers; after marriage they wore an ochipok or namytka, often made of lengths of cloth and folded and tied. In modern times those have largely been replaced by simple scarves, brightly colored, which are what the Ukrainian settlers on the western plains of Canda shared with the Cree women.

  92. 92.

    cazador

    February 27, 2022 at 2:15 am

    @debbie: Or Ceausescu. Or Mussolini.

  93. 93.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    February 27, 2022 at 2:42 am

    @Quiltingfool: OMG thanks for posting this.  The embroidery is beautiful, and the flower headdresses are unbelievable.

  94. 94.

    Lofgren

    February 27, 2022 at 6:19 am

    Sweet, now do every Congressman and Cabinet official who voted for or supported the Iraq war.

  95. 95.

    Mel

    February 27, 2022 at 7:01 am

    @Quiltingfool: 
    They are stunning.

  96. 96.

    Chris Johnson

    February 27, 2022 at 7:56 am

    That’s interesting, Sebastian: so Facebook has been the Russian Mob from the very beginning. Explains a lot. Glad I got off it :P

  97. 97.

    SamIAm

    February 27, 2022 at 11:41 am

    @Quiltingfool:

     

    Wow, those are fantastic!

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