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You are here: Home / Balloon Juice / Commentary / Talk About Whatever You Want / Open Thread: Another Day, Another Crime, Another Grand Jury

Open Thread: Another Day, Another Crime, Another Grand Jury

by WaterGirl|  January 30, 20237:25 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Talk About Whatever You Want

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Grand Jury Convened by Alvin Bragg (NY)

Could this be the week that this comes true?

Open Thread: Another Day, Another Crime, Lawsuit, Grand Jury

Gradually, and then suddenly, or all at once.

Please update your crime trackers:

Election interference (GA)
Fraud (NY)
Sexual Assault/Battery (NY)
Bribery (NY)
Election interference (DOJ)
Obstruction of Justice (DOJ)
Seditious conspiracy (DOJ)

*𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘴

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 30, 2023

This list doesn’t seem long enough, surely there is more!

Totally open thread.

 

 

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114Comments

  1. 1.

    Alison Rose

    January 30, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    At this point, I want to see TFG convicted of something (anything) criminal just because I could really use the laugh it would give me.

  2. 2.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    What is the difference between an Open Thread and a Talk About Whatever You Want thread?

    I don’t want to cross any lines here.

  3. 3.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    January 30, 2023 at 7:32 pm

    He has the best crimes.

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:33 pm

    @SpaceUnit: No difference.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    January 30, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    The first rule of Open Threads. Do not talk about Open Threads.

  6. 6.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    I’ll believe it out of Bragg when I see it.  I’ll give better than even that this is just ass-covering.

    I do have hope for Jack “Sure That’s His Real Name” Smith.  Even if you’re only part Klingon, honor is still paramount.

  7. 7.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    Cole doesn’t want a blizzard anymore.

    Made it home with florida and I would like to have a stern word with someone about this white shit falling from the sky— John Cole (@Johngcole) January 31, 2023

    And “with Florida”? Did he steal a state literally and physically? Adam, BettyC, Cameron, Emma, did you feel a massive, prolonged earthquake?

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:36 pm

    @SpaceUnit:  Too often it seems that even if it says Open Thread, people will stick to whatever we use up top to start a conversation.

    I have found that if it also says Talk About Whatever You Want, we don’t necessarily end up just talking about the (in this case) two tweets up top and whatever text is there.

  9. 9.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 30, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    Prediction: Whatever indictments come down, do-something-Twitter will pooh pooh it.

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @bbleh: At this point, maybe it’s a competition between Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis for who can charge him with something first?

  11. 11.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 30, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    This list doesn’t seem long enough, surely there is more!

    The classified documents at Mar-a-Lago. Maybe those charges aren’t yet ready for a grand jury, but their time is coming. Probably the closest to an open-and-shut case of all the charges against Cheeto Benito.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Did Cole ever want a blizzard?  Especially a welcome home blizzard?

  13. 13.

    Cameron

    January 30, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: No, but I sensed a disturbance in The Force.

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @Baud: And the first rule of Baud 20XX is always talk about Baud 20XX.

  15. 15.

    UncleEbeneezer

    January 30, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @SpaceUnit: The only topic out of bounds for Open Threads is the subject of Open Threads.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:41 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: I could be wrong, but I think that’s covered by Obstruction of Justice.

    Seems like that is part of what he will be charged for with the documents.  Not for merely (ahem) having the documents in his possession.

  17. 17.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    @SpaceUnit: @mrmoshpotato: @Baud: I would like to express my SERIOUS disagreement with the suggestion in the post AND in subsequent comments that there is no difference between Open Threads and Talk About Whatever You Want Threads.  I have been reading blogs since blah blah blah Windows 95 blah name-dropping Steve Gilliard Calpundit blah blah etc and I am OUTRAGED!

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    What’s the bribery charge in NY?  I’ve lost track.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Maybe they should scratch “too little, too late” into their foreheads.  Backwards.

  20. 20.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yeah Fani Willis has said indictments are “imminent.” So her probably even sooner than Jack STHRN Smith.

  21. 21.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    @bbleh: I would love to hear your description of the difference.

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @bbleh: If he told you his real name, he’d have to kill you.

  23. 23.

    Cacti

    January 30, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    Somebody has to do the job that Merrick Garland won’t.

  24. 24.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: Far MORE likely IMO.  Espionage is difficult to prove for many reasons from what I understand, not least the necessity of revealing the information to a jury.  Obstruction OTOH doesn’t require that, and they have VIDEO of people moving boxes  around…

  25. 25.

    JoyceH

    January 30, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: Nothing wrong with a little competition. It worked for the Space Race. We should do it for Trump indictments. Hey, let’s do it for clean energy, start thumbing our nose at China about all the coal they burn. That Prestige thing really does work.

  26. 26.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    @Baud:

    Okay I just wanted to make sure.

    This blog is known for its merciless pedantry.  I didn’t want to get pulled over by the Balloon Juice SCORPION unit.

  27. 27.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    @WaterGirl: Humans can’t pronounce it correctly anyway.

  28. 28.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    @WaterGirl: Too tired to make something up.  But rest assured I am OUTRAGED.

  29. 29.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer:

    Then thank God this isn’t an Open Thread.

  30. 30.

    Spanky

    January 30, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Made it home with florida

    If you think of Florida as a disease it makes perfect sense.

  31. 31.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    @JoyceH: Whatever works!  Just win, baby!

  32. 32.

    Sparkedcat

    January 30, 2023 at 7:50 pm

    Donald Trump will never serve a day in jail. He will be subject to multiple indictments, multiple arrests and multiple perpwalks. Donald Trump will die with the knowledge that his state funeral in the Capitol Rotunda will be desecrated by individuals willing to suffer arrest and imprisonment.

  33. 33.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: December 22nd

    Might’ve been the COVID talking though.

  34. 34.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:53 pm

    @Sparkedcat: I would settle for charges, guilty verdict, and home confinement with an ankle monitor, maximum one visitor a week, and use of internet prohibited.

    If he violates any of those things, he goes straight to jail.

  35. 35.

    Sure Lurkalot

    January 30, 2023 at 7:53 pm

    @bbleh: Spock!

  36. 36.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:53 pm

    @bbleh: LOL!

  37. 37.

    UncleEbeneezer

    January 30, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    @bbleh: Why?  He could have easily and quietly closed the investigations.  He didn’t.  They continued and are now going to the next step.  He also hired attorneys who specialize in financial crimes.  That seems like an awful long way to go just to do an elaborate head-fake to please people (who won’t believe it anyway.). A much simpler explanation is that the case has more evidence, witnesses etc., now than it did a year ago.

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 7:55 pm

    @SpaceUnit: I liked the TV show Scorpion.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    January 30, 2023 at 7:56 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Me too!

  40. 40.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 7:57 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Never heard of it.  What vintage?

  41. 41.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 30, 2023 at 7:57 pm

    @Baud: Is it a new show?

  42. 42.

    Amir Khalid

    January 30, 2023 at 7:57 pm

    @Cacti:

    AG Garland is certainly taking his time, but I tend to think it’s because he wants to ensure that all the i’s are dotted and all the t’s crossed, rather than any reluctance to prosecute TFG. Unless, of course, you have proof of the latter.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    January 30, 2023 at 7:58 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    No. A few years old.

  44. 44.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    This blog is known for its merciless pedantry. 

    I would argue that it’s merciful pedantry.  Free Re-Neducation.

  45. 45.

    Alison Rose

    January 30, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’d prefer it if the “home” wasn’t MAL, but I suppose they can’t force him to move to a studio apartment.

  46. 46.

    Sparkedcat

    January 30, 2023 at 8:00 pm

    @WaterGirl: Donald Trump will die before any conviction is upheld upon appeal. His only judgement will be indictment and arrest.

  47. 47.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 8:01 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Okay, now you’re just being pedantic.

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 8:03 pm

    @Baud: I can’t believe that came on in 2014, ended in 2017.  Yikes.

  49. 49.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 8:04 pm

    Is that Adam Sandler with a moustache?

    (Went to IMDB to look up Scorpion.  2014-18 apparently.)

    ETA – No, he wasn’t in Scorpion.  Some news about a Sandler/Jennifer Aniston show.

  50. 50.

    jackmac

    January 30, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @Sparkedcat: I suppose there will have to be some kind of state funeral when TFG departs. Modest. Low key. Maybe in the middle of Fifth Ave. in NYC.   Bury him next to his ex-wife and the missing Top Secret files at Bedminster.

    Save the big sendoff for Jimmy Carter, one ex-President who really deserves all the accolades and honors a nation can bestow.

  51. 51.

    UncleEbeneezer

    January 30, 2023 at 8:08 pm

    @bbleh: “According to Section 793, Part D, it’s illegal to knowingly retain information that one believes could do damage to the US or aid another country and fail “to deliver it on demand to the officer or employee of the United States entitled to receive it.”

    Sounds like it will be fairly easy to prove since Trump literally had folders with classified markings in his desk drawer, his attorneys warned him that it was illegal to keep them and he moved said documents even after the Govt asked for them several times.

  52. 52.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 8:09 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Lol back.

    “Really, this hurts me more than it hurts you.”

  53. 53.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 30, 2023 at 8:10 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    It’s all just laying the groundwork for Baud 3016.  His slogan will be “1000 Years Later Than The Nick Of Time!”

    @bbleh:

    OUTRAGED, sirrah!

  54. 54.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: I really want to know who his lawyers are.  Who in their right mind would work for a known conman with a reputation for ripping off people?

  55. 55.

    cain

    January 30, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @Alison Rose: Honestly, I feel like if we did get this guy into jail it would still be a nothingburger – because we need to get his henchmen. Trump is going to give up a lot of shit so we can go after all those members of congress.

    It’s too bad we got a lot of people who just want to see the country burn.

  56. 56.

    cain

    January 30, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Perhaps he is like the American Hanuman – dude had to get a plant from this mountain, couldn’t find it. Took the whole mountain and brought it back.

  57. 57.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 8:13 pm

    @Cacti: @Amir Khalid: I continue to hold out hope that Amir Khalid is correct, but at a certain point, ensuring “that all the i’s are dotted and all the t’s crossed” itself becomes a barrier to effective prosecution, if for no reason other than time runs out.

    It’s definitely true that in this case, “who strikes at the king must kill,” because they’ll have only one shot.  But at some point they’ve GOT to take the shot, if only because NOT doing so would be worse, even if the risk of failure is higher.

  58. 58.

    cain

    January 30, 2023 at 8:15 pm

    @Spanky: I just realized he probably means he found Florida Evans from “Good TImes” sitcom. :)

  59. 59.

    Baud

    January 30, 2023 at 8:15 pm

    @cain:

    Did Hanuman lose his mustard too?

  60. 60.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 8:18 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: Right, “believes.”  And seems to me that means either (1) convincing demonstration of intent or (2) some showing that he “should have known,” which in turn means revealing the nature of the information.

    If he says “I declassified it with the power of my Presidential mind, so it wasn’t a risk,” how do you prove he doesn’t believe that?  (Hell, he really might!)  And in that case you’re stuck with showing the jury the information and arguing that nobody could NOT know.  And the information most likely to convince them of that is precisely the kind of information you DON’T want to show anybody.

  61. 61.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @Alison Rose: MAL with no visitors and no golf, that would be hell.  So near and yet so far.

  62. 62.

    UncleEbeneezer

    January 30, 2023 at 8:30 pm

    @bbleh: “Though Trump agreed to release the search warrant and receipts of what the DOJ took from Mar-a-Lago, he has offered several excuses for having the documents in his possession, falsely claiming that former President Barack Obama also retained classified documents, floating the idea that evidence had been planted at Mar-a-Lago, and saying he declassified all the documents in his possession, which could be true but wouldn’t save him from legal penalty. There’s currently no record of such an action, and some national security documents could carry heavy penalties for improper storage whether or not they’re technically classified.”

  63. 63.

    DivF

    January 30, 2023 at 8:31 pm

    @WaterGirl: And no air-conditioning.

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 8:33 pm

    @DivF: That seems harsh.  Maybe the air conditioning could be set at a nice, comfy 82-85 degrees?

  65. 65.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    I’ll be surprised as hell if the TFG does any time.  I think our judiciary and law enforcement agencies are just too squeamish to go all-out after an ex-president.  Having a former president rotting in a cell makes us look like a third world country and invites more political unrest.

    I think the best we can hope for is that he’ll be hounded for the rest of his life by civil actions and that he will be miserable and bitter.

  66. 66.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 8:35 pm

    @SpaceUnit: You don’t think he’s miserable and bitter already?

  67. 67.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Dear God I hope so.

     

    ETA:   I think he’s still entertaining some spark of hope though, the idea that he can once more return to glory, and I would like to see that hope snuffed out.

  68. 68.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    You don’t think he’s miserable and bitter already? 

    I was gonna say!

  69. 69.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 30, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I just noticed a spelling error in the Wall Street Journal rotating tag, spelled Wreet instead of street.

  70. 70.

    Layer8Problem

    January 30, 2023 at 8:41 pm

    @SpaceUnit:  And yet not going all out after an ex-president who went all in on criming puts a big sign on the Oval Office that says “Open for Criminal Activity!  Just Get Elected!”

    Having a former president rotting in a cell makes us look like a third world country and invites more political unrest.

    A tragic, heartbreaking image.  Strangely, I’m totally down with it.

  71. 71.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 8:41 pm

    @UncleEbeneezer: True, *IF* you can convince a jury that they’re “national security documents.”  And as noted, classification status is not dispositive; the jury still has to decide that they’re “national security documents” (or more specifically as I understand it, that revealing the information in the documents would create a risk to national security).  And unless they’re willing to take classification status as proof — and remember that there is an argument that Trump declassified them with his mighty powers — then you have to reveal at least something about the information in them

    Not trying to take his side here, only to say that an obstruction case is probably easier and safer to make than an espionage one.

  72. 72.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 8:45 pm

    @Layer8Problem:

    I actually have no disagreement with you.

    ETA:  Okay I have just the one.  Having him rotting in a cell will surely make him a martyr to his loathsome followers and could further fuel their fascist designs.

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    January 30, 2023 at 8:50 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Fixed, thank you!

  74. 74.

    zhena gogolia

    January 30, 2023 at 8:52 pm

    @cain: Getting a former president of the United States into jail would be a nothingburger?

    It’s not going to happen, but I can’t believe you are saying it would be a nothingburger.

  75. 75.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 8:55 pm

    @SpaceUnit:

    Having him rotting in a cell will surely make him a martyr to his loathsome followers and could further fuel their fascist designs. 

    Yeah.  The cult that he has is a problem.

  76. 76.

    Layer8Problem

    January 30, 2023 at 8:56 pm

    @SpaceUnit:  Fascists gonna fascist.  The boat parades demanding he be freed should be entertaining at least.

  77. 77.

    Bill Arnold

    January 30, 2023 at 8:58 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    You don’t think he’s miserable and bitter already?

    Justice, for Mr. D.J.T, is about making him more miserable.

  78. 78.

    Leslie

    January 30, 2023 at 9:02 pm

    I am happy to see more investigation of the criming, though I would be happier to see some of them bear fruit beyond adding more frustration and misery to his already miserable existence. But the way he’s stuck like glue to MAL instead of campaigning suggests to me that he no longer has a waking moment of peace, which is some tiny measure of justice. It has always bothered me greatly that Dubya seems to be leading a calm, serene life, untroubled by all the suffering and death he’s responsible for.

  79. 79.

    brantl

    January 30, 2023 at 9:02 pm

    @SpaceUnit: He also acts as in indicator of what happens when you FAFO.

  80. 80.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 9:04 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    @Layer8Problem:

    Yeah.  There’s a part of me that wants to see that SOB behind bars as much as anybody.  But realistically I feel that it might be best if he’s just as miserable and irrelevant and humiliated as possible outside the prison walls.

  81. 81.

    brantl

    January 30, 2023 at 9:04 pm

    @Leslie: It bothers me more that Cheney does the same.  Bush was just the sock-puppet. If Bush smiles widely enough, you recognize Cheney’s fingernails right behind W’s teeth,.

  82. 82.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 30, 2023 at 9:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: Indeed. And those tweets get tons of likes on Twitter.

  83. 83.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 9:09 pm

    @brantl:

    I’m imagining for him some figurative prison that’s actually worse than an actual prison.

  84. 84.

    AliceBlue

    January 30, 2023 at 9:13 pm

    RIP Cindy Williams

  85. 85.

    Leslie

    January 30, 2023 at 9:14 pm

    @brantl: Agreed absolutely about their respective roles, but Darth was never going to feel a moment’s regret. The reason Dubya bothers me more is that he actually had some shreds of human decency hidden away, which he ruthlessly smothered for the sake of power.

  86. 86.

    bbleh

    January 30, 2023 at 9:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: @SpaceUnit: @Bill Arnold: I think his entire life is a hell of insecurity, a BIG chunk of which is due to his despicable louse of a father.  It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for him.  Almost.

  87. 87.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 30, 2023 at 9:23 pm

    @bbleh: I used to say about Dubya, if I could lay a curse on him it would be lucid self-awareness. That would be difficult for Bush, it might leave trump babbling in a corner sobbing himself to death. After a long time, I hope

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    January 30, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    @AliceBlue

    Awwww.

    FYI, The First Nudie Musical (in which she co-starred – clothed, mind you) currently available on Tubi and Freevee (Prime).

  89. 89.

    Mallard Filmore

    January 30, 2023 at 9:26 pm

    Is the Stormy Daniels case part of your list? Michael Cohen is making the talk show rounds saying that he was talking to prosecutors.

  90. 90.

    Leslie

    January 30, 2023 at 9:26 pm

    Since this is an open/TAWYW thread, referring back to the grizzly/polar hybrids from the Fun Facts thread:

    Pizzlies and Grolars are both really stupid, ugly names for them. Canadian wildlife officials have suggested Nanulak, from the Inuit words nanuk (polar bear) and aklak (grizzly bear). Much better.

  91. 91.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    January 30, 2023 at 9:27 pm

    @SpaceUnit: The only way we get to a less corrupt country is if crooks like DJT serve time for their crimes. His cult will freak out no matter what happens. That should never be a justification letting him do as he pleases without consequences. Everyone needs to be equal before the law.

  92. 92.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 9:28 pm

    @bbleh:

    Yeah.  I believe that even the worst among us deserve empathy. There’s not one among us who is the sole architect of their own soul.

     

    But sweet Christ, some people make it hard.

  93. 93.

    NotMax

    January 30, 2023 at 9:29 pm

    @Leslie

    Dunno. Nanulak sounds like a brand of laxative.

  94. 94.

    cain

    January 30, 2023 at 9:34 pm

    This is a great write up on the DOJ investigation:

    https://terikanefield.com/all-new-doj-investigation-faqs/

  95. 95.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 9:38 pm

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    I did not suggest that there should not be consequences.

  96. 96.

    Leslie

    January 30, 2023 at 9:42 pm

    @NotMax: Still miles better than either of the alternatives.

  97. 97.

    CaseyL

    January 30, 2023 at 9:48 pm

    The movement he gave new life to is more dangerous than Trump is at this point.  I read that his “rally” in South Carolina only had about 200 people turn up.  He has a loser image now; his followers want someone who can still do a fiery 2 Minute Hate.  I don’t know if that’s DeSantis, or someone we’re not paying much attention to yet.

    I do want him in jail, because I don’t want every US President from here on out thinking they can do whatever they like and never go to prison for it.

    Though, granted, that precedent was first set in 1974, and solidified pretty good in 2000-2008, when Bush/Cheney proved you could leave the US vulnerable to a terrorist attack on a major city without consequence, drown another American city through neglect and again face no consequences, start an idiotic war that destabilizes an already-volatile region and uproot millions of refugees and still get re-elected, establish torture and indefinite imprisonment without due process as official American policy and be hailed as He-Men-doing-what-must-be-done…

    Each GOP President is worse than the last.  God knows what kind of ambulatory sentient tapeworm they’ll coalesce around in 2024.

  98. 98.

    Michael Bersin

    January 30, 2023 at 9:49 pm

    @bbleh:

    The Great Orange Satan turned to orange and everyone went bonkers, arms wide open, when the walls fell…

  99. 99.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 30, 2023 at 9:49 pm

    @Leslie: Have polar bears and grizzly bears been getting it on with each other?

  100. 100.

    El Muneco

    January 30, 2023 at 9:52 pm

    @SpaceUnit: ” Having a former president rotting in a cell makes us look like a third world country and invites more political unrest.”

    _NOT_ having this former president rotting in a cell makes us look like a third world country and invites more political unrest…

  101. 101.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 30, 2023 at 9:57 pm

    @SpaceUnit: The French and English both imprisoned former heads of state.  More than once.

  102. 102.

    mvr

    January 30, 2023 at 10:01 pm

    @jackmac: I think either Russia or Saudi Arabia will be throwing him the state funeral. (Possibly also Florida.)

  103. 103.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 10:03 pm

    @El Muneco:

    Your point is well taken.

     

    Sucks being a lib and having to consider all things from so many angles.  It would be so much easier to be a Republican.

  104. 104.

    NotMax

    January 30, 2023 at 10:04 pm

    @El Muneco

    Fitting for a narcissistic sociopathic ignoramus who operated as a third world autocrat.

    Let the Punishment Fit the Crime.
    //

  105. 105.

    mvr

    January 30, 2023 at 10:08 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: In fact they have. Apparently they are seeing more of each other as polar bear habitat is disappearing.

  106. 106.

    SpaceUnit

    January 30, 2023 at 10:18 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I understand that Germany imprisoned one of its would-be fascists dictators as well.  Although I suppose you could make the argument that their mistake was letting him out.

  107. 107.

    moops

    January 30, 2023 at 10:51 pm

    Left out extortion for his Perfect Phone Call with Ukraine.

  108. 108.

    ian

    January 30, 2023 at 10:55 pm

    @Sparkedcat:

    the knowledge that his state funeral in the Capitol Rotunda will be desecrated by individuals willing to suffer arrest and imprisonment.

    I would describe them as tourists expressing legitimate political discourse.

  109. 109.

    NotMax

    January 30, 2023 at 10:59 pm

    @

    Hours for visitation: 8 to 5.
    Hours for urination: 5 to 8.
    .

  110. 110.

    NotMax

    January 30, 2023 at 11:00 pm

    Whoops. #109 should be @ian.

    Sorry ’bout that.

  111. 111.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 31, 2023 at 5:24 am

    @Leslie:

    It has always bothered me greatly that Dubya seems to be leading a calm, serene life, untroubled by all the suffering and death he’s responsible for.

    You aren’t the only one. He (and Cheney, Wolfowitz, Feith, and the rest of that gang) should be tried for war crimes at The Hague. They knew the justifications they came up with for the invasion were bullshit. Then Saddam let them inspect the supposed WMD sites and they found nothing.  And they had a list of other suspected WMD sites and didn’t take the trouble to have our army secure them as it invaded. (Barton Gellman reported on this last bit in the WaPo in early May 2003.) They didn’t give a damn about the WMDs, they were just the most plausible excuse they could come up with for invading.

    And hundreds of thousands of Iraqis were killed in the ensuing chaos.

  112. 112.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 31, 2023 at 5:28 am

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    The only way we get to a less corrupt country is if crooks like DJT serve time for their crimes. His cult will freak out no matter what happens. That should never be a justification letting him do as he pleases without consequences. Everyone needs to be equal before the law.

    Damn straight.

  113. 113.

    WaterGirl

    January 31, 2023 at 7:59 am

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:

    The only way we get to a less corrupt country is if crooks like DJT serve time for their crimes. His cult will freak out no matter what happens. That should never be a justification letting him do as he pleases without consequences. Everyone needs to be equal before the law.

    Yes.  All of this!

  114. 114.

    Denali5

    January 31, 2023 at 10:21 am

    @Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony,

    Yes. You said it.

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