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Cold Grey Dawn Schadenfreude Open Thread: Gone, DeSantis

by Anne Laurie|  May 25, 20234:20 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Republican Politics, Ron DeSanctimonius, Schadenfreude

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Could not have happened to two* more deserving dudes!

It’s been a right-wing talking point that Elon Musk fired 90% of the company and the site works just fine, and the second he absolutely needs it to work it is crashing people’s entire phones.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) May 24, 2023


(*Two and a half, I guess, if we’re including David Sacks.)

"Servers are straining somewhat" — Elon Musk on his Twitter Space with Ron DeSantis pic.twitter.com/XOm6jcX8G2

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 24, 2023

how is every headline now not

Twitter Blew

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) May 25, 2023

I'd say it's a Mickey Mouse operation, except the Mickey Mouse operation has Ron by the throat already. https://t.co/jAq3tX8PYc

— Radio Justice ????? (@justiceputnam) May 25, 2023


DeSantis is currently giving a speech that largely consists of repeating the word "woke" over and over again to an audience about 1/3 of the size he started out with when the original Space collapsed

— Zack Beauchamp (@zackbeauchamp) May 24, 2023

lmao the PlayStation showcase today had well over 2,000,000 viewers and it went fine https://t.co/87yuuqtK2s

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 24, 2023

Ron DeSantis' campaign announcement has devolved into a bunch of people just thanking Elon Musk and complaining about Twitter.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) May 24, 2023

Honestly, what presidential campaign announcement has guest stars? What candidate wants to be overshadowed by other public figures at his own announcement?
I said it before, I'll say it again: Ron DeSantis is a weird guy. https://t.co/aBr9x0hbac

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) May 24, 2023

David Sacks asks DeSantis about bitcoin pic.twitter.com/1ZifQPpZu5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 24, 2023

Gets to take a break from his lifts tho https://t.co/jLXMvdjDmy

— zeddy (@Zeddary) May 24, 2023

Dark, Brandon!

Thanks to Elon Musk, we know this tweet already has 1.6 million views which will be fun to keep in mind when the DeSantis Team runs with 'well 500,000 users tuned in' cope. https://t.co/x1MsVFa3R5

— zeddy (@Zeddary) May 24, 2023

Okay, here's my take. Obviously the tech snafu at the beginning is going to be the irresistible headline. A major fail. The announcement he read was a mess. Once they actually got down to talking, DeSantis is fairly good at talking about the issues that matter to …

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 24, 2023

2/ him. But the issue is what matters to him. This is a way way WAY online minded campaign. And really lives within the keyboard warrior world of the right. What are the issues a winning GOP presidential campaign is going to run on? Border, Inflation, weakness abroad, etc.

3/ They hit on the border a bit at the end, sort of realizing they’d all but ignored it. But almost the whole thing was fluffing Musk for buying Twitter, the freedom fighters who were left back on Twitter, the mainstream media, and then at the end DEI and “gender ideology.”

4/ This is super niche stuff that most of the country doesn’t even know what he’s talking about. I noted that just a short time ago Sacks said DeSantis would be like a “cool headed ruthless assassin” turning back to the woke mob. To most people that sounds kinda nuts.

5/ Something that comes off 4Chan and weird mass slaughter chic. Anyway, DeSantis did get his stride. But again, this is almost all within the conversation of the Twitter far right. That’s not where the country is.

Fox News' homepage really twisting the knife on Elon Musk right now.

The homepage even has a "Breaking News" alert pop-up dunking on Twitter's failure. pic.twitter.com/v6ta2Djnxd

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) May 24, 2023

Well, at least there’s still traditional political media…

even donald trump, legendary fuckup, fascist and world-class heavyweight cheapskate champion of the world, would have paid out of pocket to have this ready. https://t.co/aPfkfNgr7J

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) May 25, 2023

if i were a donor, i would be absolutely volcanically pissed about this amateur hour, grabass horseshit. this is not a man ready to actually compete for the presidency. this isn’t even a man ready to lose a primary.

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) May 25, 2023

Congratulations to DeSantis's crack comms team, @BryanDGriffin, @ChristinaPushaw, and @JeremyRedfernFL, for organizing a totally effective and non-humiliating campaign launch for their boss with tech genius @elonmusk. Bravo!

Remember, their pitch is 'Trump but competent.' Lol.

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) May 24, 2023

Tim Scott did the actual Howard Dean thing. But then Elon’s launchpad FODded DeSatan on ignition like Starship. #FailureToLaunch pic.twitter.com/PMKKX3tNBv

— La vache vaccinée ???? (@craigertweeter) May 25, 2023

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    1. 1.

      Andrew Abshier

      May 25, 2023 at 4:25 am

      Now this is the pile-on action I visit this blog for!  Couldn’t have happened to two nicer guys.  Nothing but love, Ron, nothing but love.  </snark>

      Reply
    2. 2.

      mrmoshpotato

      May 25, 2023 at 4:39 am

      Too bad!  So sad!  Fuck ’em!

      Reply
    3. 3.

      BeautifulPlumage

      May 25, 2023 at 4:42 am

      Hahahaha *gasp* hahahaha

      Reply
    4. 4.

      Amir Khalid

      May 25, 2023 at 4:51 am

      I am disappoint. The GOP needs a presidential candidate who can take the fight to TFG and win, to escape the one-man party trap it is falling into. But all we’ve seen so far is the same ilk of hapless mooks we saw in 2016.

      Reply
    5. 5.

      JPL

      May 25, 2023 at 4:54 am

      When the grab by the pussy tape released, everyone though trump was done.   Then trump managed to unleash pure hatred in the country.   DeSantis is worse.   He platform includes ridding us of the gays and science.

      Reply
    6. 6.

      Tony Jay

      May 25, 2023 at 5:13 am

      Even that Twitter Spaces announcement page is a disaster. RoDs looks (as always) like a guy who just stood up and took an unplanned shit in his pants, while Musky Zorg looks (as always) like the unloved  bastard son of a minor Centauri aristocrat on his way back to the Homeworld to explain his latest failure.

      They can’t even pay people to make them look good.

      Reply
    7. 7.

      john (not mccain)

      May 25, 2023 at 5:14 am

      The Tucker Show is supposed to go on twitter, isn’t it?

      Reply
    8. 8.

      Anne Laurie

      May 25, 2023 at 5:27 am

      @john (not mccain): The Tucker Show is supposed to go on twitter, isn’t it?

      Rude people are snarking about how much Tucker is not enjoying that prospect, right at this point in time.  Especially since Fox News repossessed the studio they’d built for him at his Maine retreat, so he’ll have to spend his own fishfinger funds on a new one.  Bets are being taken on whether Carlson will actually announce he’s withdrawing, or just extend his ‘preparations’ until some other sugar daddy makes him the right offer…

      Reply
    9. 9.

      lowtechcyclist

      May 25, 2023 at 5:45 am

      Yep, couldn’t have happened to two more deserving guys.​
      .​
       

      ETA: Make that three – I hadn’t heard this bit of Tucker news.

      Reply
    10. 10.

      🐾BillinGlendaleCA

      May 25, 2023 at 6:08 am

      So, I put in a request for 2 days of vacation just before the new moon next month(the 15th and 16th), these days were approved.  I got my work schedule for that week…off Monday and Tuesday(the 12th and 13th), then work one shift on Wednesday and then my two days of vacation.  Guess who will be taking a personal day for Flag Day?

      Reply
    11. 11.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 6:33 am

      @Anne Laurie

      Psst. Don’t tell Tuck.

      Two, as they say in the biz, “previously owned” sets hit the market for early June auction: #1 – #2.

      Reply
    12. 12.

      Princess

      May 25, 2023 at 6:33 am

      I assume DiSaster genuinely wants to be president. But if I just read these tweets, especially Josh Marshall‘s observation that all this is directed at a relatively small on line tranche of fanatics, I’d figure that the point was simply a massive grift disguised as a campaign.

      Reply
    13. 13.

      Ceci n est pas mon nym

      May 25, 2023 at 6:41 am

      @Anne Laurie: Lots of fun tidbits in that Guardian article. I’m imagining Fox taking everything out including the light bulbs and the TP from the bathroom.

      It says Tucker is personally working with the crew to rebuild the studio and describes a photo of him in a plaid shirt and… carrying an ax? Is that for pounding nails? Cutting electrical wire? Splitting the bagels at the snack table?

      Color me skeptical that Tucker has any idea what to do with an ax. Or a plaid shirt for that matter.

      Reply
    14. 14.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 6:45 am

      @Ceci n est pas mon nym

      Plaid shirt courtesy of Lamar Alexander.
      Axe handle courtesy of Lester Maddox.
      //

      Reply
    15. 15.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 6:53 am

      @Ceci n est pas mon nym

      taking everything out including the light bulbs and the TP from the bathroom

      Reminiscent of France’s exit from Algeria.

      Reply
    16. 16.

      RSA

      May 25, 2023 at 6:56 am

      @Ceci n est pas mon nym: It says Tucker is personally working with the crew to rebuild the studio and describes a photo of him in a plaid shirt and… carrying an ax?

      Tucker is in a pair of Crocs, with no (or pink) socks. I don’t think he’s “working with” the crew on rebuilding anything.

      Reply
    17. 17.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 6:59 am

      “In what industry insiders have declared ‘a bold move,’ Carlson’s new set to feature him and guests sitting cross-legged on the floor, atop varying sized stacks My Pillows.”
      //

      Reply
    18. 18.

      raven

      May 25, 2023 at 7:01 am

      @NotMax: Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Days of Glory” ends with a visit to a military cemetery years later. We learn that, as the decolonization of Africa began (Algeria won its independence in 1962), the French government froze pensions for all former Empire veterans, and benefits for the wounded, at 1959 levels. It was not until 2006, after President Jacques Chirac saw “Days of Glory,” that the pensions were fully restored.

      Reply
    19. 19.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 7:01 am

      #17:

      stacks = stacks of

      Reply
    20. 20.

      satby

      May 25, 2023 at 7:06 am

      @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Oh, plaid shirts are Tuckem’s casual wear at least occasionally. Who could forget the last time he wore a plaid shirt and met another salt of the earth guy?

      Reply
    21. 21.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 7:07 am

      @raven

      It’s a known thing that they so petty they ripped out the wall phones from offices and shipped them to France.

      Reply
    22. 22.

      The Thin Black Duke

      May 25, 2023 at 7:23 am

      @NotMax: It wasn’t an accident that the soldiers raiding the Wakandan facility in Wakanda Forever were French.

      Reply
    23. 23.

      NotMax

      May 25, 2023 at 7:23 am

      (Plucked from dim memory.)

      Groucho: “You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.”

      Chico : “If you look at it, it’s a barn. If you smell it, it’s a stable.”

      Groucho : “Well, let’s just look at it. “

      Reply
    24. 24.

      Professor Bigfoot

      May 25, 2023 at 7:45 am

      @Tony Jay: Man, how did you manage to reference both “The Fifth Element” AND “Babylon 5” in the same *well constructed* comment??

      <bows low>

      Reply
    25. 25.

      Kay

      May 25, 2023 at 7:46 am

      It sounds like it was a mess but it really seals the deal on what Twitter is – Twitter is Right wing media. He’s an incompetent version of Rupert Murdoch.

      Reply
    26. 26.

      Dorothy A. Winsor

      May 25, 2023 at 7:54 am

      @Amir Khalid: How could they all have gone hapless at the same time? Like Cole in the post below, I don’t get it, but it seems to have happened.

      Re the technical failure’s effect on the DeSantis campaign, I cringe saying this but it reminds me a little of healthcare.gov’s failure when the ACA became effective. That did damage the program’s reputation, much to our despair.

      Reply
    27. 27.

      There go two miscreants

      May 25, 2023 at 7:58 am

      Now I want another Dark Brandon tee with “This link works” added below the picture!

      Reply
    28. 28.

      Kay

      May 25, 2023 at 8:00 am

      It sounds like he has someone competent to run Twitter now- then it will be a competent far Right media company, which is worse.

      Our new Rupert Murdoch.

      Reply
    29. 29.

      Tony Jay

      May 25, 2023 at 8:07 am

      @Professor Bigfoot:

      All of my references are Sci-Fi or Fantasy based, with a smidgeon of terrible British light-entertainment from the ’70s. I am an unrepentant and unapologetic geek.

      Musk = Shitty billionaire boss under the control of an ancient and terrible evil + check out that forehead/hair combo!

      He looks like John Voight and Shelley Duvall used a skinned eggplant as a surrogate womb.

      Reply
    30. 30.

      azlib

      May 25, 2023 at 8:58 am

      Sounds like the Twitter Space software was not even beta quality. And Musk’s lame comment about “breaking the Internet” is just laughable and shows his technical ignorance about how networking software actually works.

      Reply
    31. 31.

      RedDirtGirl

      May 25, 2023 at 9:54 am

      There is a great tweet where someone put Muskrat and DiSasters faces on the Movie poster for Failure to Launch.

      Reply
    32. 32.

      Shalimar

      May 25, 2023 at 10:23 am

      @Kay: Read the fine print.  Musk has an exceptional advertising executive to run Twitter now.  Which will be great for their ad sales.  Musk will continue to fuck up the technical side himself

      Edit: And by “great”, I mean they probably would have made a profit before he added an additional billion a year in debt payments.  There is no way out of the hole now.

      Reply
    33. 33.

      Daoud bin Daoud

      May 25, 2023 at 10:24 am

      @Amir Khalid:  they’re the Keystone Cops – with the keystone pulled out.

      Reply
    34. 34.

      Aardvark Cheeselog

      May 25, 2023 at 12:54 pm

      I just kind of scanned that to drop by and say, sweet schadenfreude if that’s your thing, but please spare a thought for us Florida Ds who are left asking “How the fuck is it that we keep losing to these clowns?”

      Reply
    35. 35.

      Ruckus

      May 25, 2023 at 12:57 pm

      @Amir Khalid:

      The Gory Old Poop party is on it’s death bed because it chose as it’s last leader, a humanoid example of their worst, and now they are attempting to dig themselves in even deeper, with death santa. I am very hard pressed to think of a worse pick of candidates than the current front whatever the hell they are, other than 2 of the worst examples of what not to attempt to be while attempting to be possibly considered somewhere near human like. And other creatures, also attempting to be human, think they are great. We are in a very shitty experiment to find the worst humans on the planet. We have vlad – he may be the worst – but there is competition, and now we are having to deal with the horror show version of the gang that can’t find their gun so they can’t shoot straight at all, so they are showing their dicks, thinking/hoping that might impress someone. It doesn’t.

      Reply
    36. 36.

      Ruckus

      May 25, 2023 at 1:16 pm

      @Princess:

      I’m thinking that we really shouldn’t give any of the normal suspects in this extremely crappy horror life drama much actual human credit. Because every time someone does, they seem to work at trying to prove that credit wrong. Of course we must also consider that they keep screwing themselves so maybe we should just watch and laugh. Because that seems to make them try harder to screw the whatever it is that they are trying to screw. Themselves I think but that may just be the incompetency showing after they shine all the bright lights on it.

      Reply
    37. 37.

      JaneE

      May 25, 2023 at 2:12 pm

      Sacks said DeSantis would be like a “cool headed ruthless assassin” turning back to the woke mob

      That phrase may be like catnip to the MAGA crowd, but it sound more like a psycho mass murderer to normal folk.  The right wing has already spawned too many of those for most people.

      Reply
    38. 38.

      fancycwabs

      May 25, 2023 at 3:02 pm

      Talking heads talk about inflation and security being the winning issues for Republicans, but the common clay of the new west I work with eat this culture war shit up.

      Reply
    39. 39.

      H-Bob

      May 25, 2023 at 3:32 pm

      @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: Don’t forget the following Tuesday is Juneteenth!  Maybe take another personal day on 6/19.

      Reply

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