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Their shamelessness is their super power.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

This fight is for everything.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

When I was faster i was always behind.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

Take hopelessness and turn it into resilience.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

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Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

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Hell or High Water

by Betty Cracker|  October 18, 20242:08 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, How about that weather?, Open Threads

Flooded riverbank

Well, fuck. Hurricanes Helene and Milton got us after all, even though we thought we’d dodged a couple of bullets with minimal damage. We’re now in a major flood and will have to go live someplace else for a while. Fuckity fuck FUCK!

The river has been rising slowly but steadily due to heavy rainfall at the headwaters during the storms. Now half our yard is underwater, and there are a few inches downstairs. The river is predicted to crest in a couple of weeks or so at a foot or possibly two higher than it is at present.

We’ll be fine, and we don’t need a damn thing except a suitable short-term perch. I’m evaluating options on that. We live in a stilt house, so the living area will stay high and dry. The downstairs is an enclosed game room with storage, etc., and we’ve had time to get the important stuff out.

It’s just a gigantic pain in the ass, is all. Another unpleasant disruption in a year that already sucked great big green gator balls.

Also, I credit the peace and surrounding natural beauty of this place for keeping me interested in life during a hard time. So I don’t want to fucking leave.

But the dogs need a non-liquid yard in which to do their business, Bill needs a hassle-free way to get to work at OMFG o’clock in the morning, etc. It would be impractical to stay, so I’m trying to look at it as an unscheduled adventure.

Anyhoo, just wanted to let y’all know what’s going on. To end on a grace note, I can report one positive effect: I’m too goddamn preoccupied by this shitshow to fret about the election!

Volunteer work is a wrap, and we voted, so we’ve done what we could. As with the river, what will be will be.

Open thread!

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When You’re Damned If You Do and You’re Damned If You Don’t (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  October 18, 202411:20 am| 156 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

When you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t, then you have the luxury of doing the right thing.

Finally a judge who understands that.

Judge Chutkan's on timing in the Trump case:

"The court will therefore continue to keep political considerations out of its decision-making, rather than incorporating them as Defendant requests."

Read the 5-page order here 🔗 https://t.co/j8ugQHWtJr pic.twitter.com/ifwQ1wpDPl

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 17, 2024

Fingers crossed that we actually see this information today.

4 volume redacted appendix–coming up. pic.twitter.com/tottwPMTDa

— Roger Parloff (@rparloff) October 18, 2024

In the meantime, though, let’s celebrate the rule of law and a judge who thinks no one is above the law!

Totally open thread!

 

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I Would Rather Be Us Than Them

by WaterGirl|  October 18, 202411:05 am| 87 Comments

This post is in: Elections, Elections 2024, Political Action, Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

I dare you to watch even just the first 7 minutes of this video from Simon Rosenberg and not come away being better able to shake off the bullshit narratives and the internet angst, and not come away absolutely determined to work even harder in these next 18 days.

I dare you.   I double-dog dare you.

From Hopium:
– Watch my new video on 2024 election – Working Hard and Closing Strong – w/special guests Tom Bonier & Ruben Gallego
– 3 weeks out I’d much rather be us than them
– Meanwhile Trump is unfit, unwell, unraveling and gone full burnt orange
👇https://t.co/1rscIBc1Wv

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) October 17, 2024

Another option for viewing the video – You can find the video at his Hopium Chronicles page.

I am asking you to watch at least part of this video and then share in the comments some tidbits from this video.

This is NOT an open thread.

This is a let’s kick some political ass thread.

Tell us what you’re up to in this fight.

This is the most important part. ⬆️

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TGIFriday Morning Open Thread: Working Towards the Finish Line

by Anne Laurie|  October 18, 20248:07 am| 201 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Happy Friday lovely friends?????????,#FridayVibes #Art by Cicely Mary Barker pic.twitter.com/gpE9JCepfT

— Carlyanne McConnell (@CarlyanneMcCon1) October 18, 2024

White bryony — invasive, persistent & poisonous — seems an apt symbol for this cursed autumn season.

Scooplet: Kamala Harris is out with a new ad ft. Hadley Duvall, the Kentucky woman who was impregnated by her stepfather at age 12. It’s part of the campaign’s push to reach conservative-leaning women with less than three weeks left until Election Day. https://t.co/MCUwFIeDpo

— Megan Messerly (@meganmesserly) October 17, 2024

Here in Georgia, 81 year old Betty just voted for the 1ST TIME in her life

Why didn’t she vote until now?
Because her husband didn’t want her to ??

Now Betty’s husband is dead & she got herself to the polling booth

I bet I know who Betty voted for#Women4Kamala #WeWontGoBack https://t.co/mCTUKcbzv6 pic.twitter.com/G9tGWfoML4

— JAM (@Eviljohna) October 16, 2024

Real ones know that voting early is the move!!@questlove cast his mail ballot for @KamalaHarris today at a satellite election office in Philly.

Join him and vote early at a location near you: https://t.co/EQSSKVvrqs pic.twitter.com/09Yt1lHPcz

— Kamala for PA (@KamalaforPA) October 17, 2024

Yaaaasssssssssss!

Chicago rapper Common showed up in North Carolina to support Tim Walz at his rally in Winston-Salem! pic.twitter.com/8DteYdDu77

— Art Candee ???? (@ArtCandee) October 17, 2024

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On The Road – frosty – Key West Part 2

by WaterGirl|  October 18, 20245:00 am| 10 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

frosty

Our Air BnB cottage was in the heart of Old Town, a block from Duval Street. It was in a group of four that they named after the Beatles, so we were in Starr’s Suite. Cute, right? It was a single room and no bigger than our Key Largo motel. Our “suite” had a kitchen so we could do our own cooking and not go broke hitting all the good restaurants in town.

We got out and about a little bit by foot or bike. Parking places for cars were hard to come by so you don’t move it once you’ve got a close space. The pictures are from two places: The Key West Tropical Forest and Botanical Garden and the Butterfly and Nature Conservatory.

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The entrance to the patio that was part of our “suite”

Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: Running Short on His ‘Mother’s Milk’

by Anne Laurie|  October 18, 20243:55 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Elections 2024, Open Threads, Trumpery

Last night, at Cardinal Dolan’s big ‘charity’ dinner:

🚨TRUMP: "I know this isn't my normal crowd tonight. My normal crowd is younger and has a lot more energy. But you have certain advantages too, like cash. Lot's of cash." 😂 pic.twitter.com/n6yqVPC8jM

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) October 18, 2024

I don’t think it’s been emphasized enough how much the GOP’s underfunding hurts TFG at a very viceral level. He’s always, by upbringing and inclination, measured his worth in dollars. The reality that he doesn’t have enough dollars to buy another term, that ‘his’ party and ‘his’ people aren’t joyfully contributing to him, and that everyone is laughing at him concerning his (financial) deficiencies is eating into his very being.

Per the NYTimes, another joint effort from Maggie Haberman, Teddy Schleifer, Jonathan Swan & Shane Goldmacher —“A Frustrated Trump Lashes Out Behind Closed Doors Over Money” [gift link]:

Donald J. Trump took his seat at the dining table in his triplex penthouse apartment atop Trump Tower on the last Sunday in September, alongside some of the most sought-after and wealthiest figures in the Republican Party.

There was Paul Singer, the billionaire hedge fund manager who finances Republican campaigns and pro-Israel causes, and Warren Stephens, the billionaire investment banker. Joining them were Betsy DeVos, the billionaire former education secretary under Mr. Trump, and her husband, Dick, as well as the billionaire Joe Ricketts and his son Todd.

Some politicians might have taken the moment to be charming and ingratiating with the donors.

Not Mr. Trump. Over steak and baked potatoes, the former president tore through a bitter list of grievances.

He made it clear that people, including donors, needed to do more, appreciate him more and help him more…

The rant, described by seven people with knowledge of the meal who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private conversations, underscored a reality three weeks before Election Day: Mr. Trump’s often cantankerous mood in the final stretch. And one of the reasons for his frustration is money. He’s trailing his Democratic rival in the race for cash and has had to hustle to keep raising it.

Not only does Ms. Harris have far more money to buy ads and pay for staff after raising $1 billion in less than three months as a candidate — a sum greater than the total Mr. Trump raised all year — but she has also been freed from having to plead directly to donors anymore. She raised more than twice as much as Mr. Trump in July, August and September…

Mr. Trump did not make a direct financial request at the Trump Tower dinner, which included members of the American Opportunity Alliance, a network of G.O.P. financiers. Some of the dinner attendees left shaking their heads at the former president’s behavior, but there’s no indication that the interaction will have any effect on their giving…

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But the good news is…

by WaterGirl|  October 17, 202410:14 pm| 160 Comments

This post is in: Elections, Open Threads

“But the good news for you is that I will not spend 30 minutes swaying back and forth to music.”

Here is former President Bill Clinton’s epic full entire speech at Tim Walz’ rally in Durham, North Carolina.

“But good news for you is that I will not spend 30 minutes swaying back and forth to music.”

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/A8lUCU4quS

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 17, 2024

h/t Josie (also)

I hope all the mockery is eating him up inside.  Yes, I know that’s a terrible thing to say.

It’s a great speech from Bill Clinton – the video is the entire speech.

Funny how offensive it is when people refer to the orange guy as “President”, but it seems just fine when it’s Clinton or Obama, probably because they were fit to hold the office.

And here’s some even better news!

https://t.co/HobuA15wUi pic.twitter.com/V7yOqD0O5V

— Just Jack (@7Veritas4) October 18, 2024

And just because I can…

DC Indictment News

Totally open thread.

But the good news is…Post + Comments (160)

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