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They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

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Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

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I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

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The Texas Mess

by @heymistermix.com|  January 26, 20246:32 pm| 114 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Someone asked for a thread on Greg Abbott’s decision to ignore a Supreme Court ruling and double down on the razor wire.   Like Cheryl Rofer over at LGM, I don’t know exactly how to deal with this clown.  But this I do know:  he wants a confrontation with Biden, badly, as do the 25 Republican Governors backing him.  He will keep escalating and threatening secession until he gets the confrontation he wants.

I hope the Biden administration will keep its power dry and confront Abbott at a time and place of their choosing, with a response that is firm but proportional.  I have no idea what that response should be, so I’ll leave it there.

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E Jean Carroll Verdict: $83.3 Million

by TaMara|  January 26, 20244:43 pm| 307 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Just a place for you to whoo-hoo the verdict.

BREAKING: The Jury in the E. Jean Carroll case just ordered Trump to pay $7.3 MILLION in compensatory damages, $11 MILLION in reputation repair, & $65 MILLION in punitive damages. That’s more than $83 MILLION. This is huge. This is what justice for E. Jean Carroll looks like.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) January 26, 2024

 

MAJOR BREAKING!!! The jury has found Donald liable for MORE damages in E. Jean Carroll’s second defamation trial against Donald:

$7.3 million in compensatory damages
$11 million to repair her reputation
$65 million in punitive damages

The jury barely deliberated for three…

— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) January 26, 2024

3…2…1 to Criminal Trump tantrum

 

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RIP Ingenuity! It Was A Good Run (Open Thread)

by TaMara|  January 26, 20242:47 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology, Space

Just a remarkable accomplishment.  Farewell Ingenuity…and we thank you (h/t Apollo 13)

I am working on combining our good news posts and some hopeful climate change information in a series of posts. I’m just trying to figure out how best to approach it. It is a LOT of good information and I am overwhelmed by it all and want to disseminate it in a way that you are not. Stay tuned…

This is an open thread

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Good Cookware Is Plentiful And Cheap

by John Cole|  January 26, 202412:30 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Stream of Consciousness

This is a random ass post, but I was in scrubbing the kitchen when the Amazon person arrived with a package, and it was the dutch oven I had ordered. One of the things I have learned rather recently is that there is a LOT of really good cookware for cheap.

When I got my first paycheck after grad school, one of the first things I did was buy a really expensive chef knife. It was a Viking, it was super heavy, and it was like 120 bucks. And then, over the last 20+ years, I have slowly built the kitchen one item at a time. I only buy stuff that is going to last. So I will spend 140 bucks on one sauce pan, and then I will have that sauce pan for the rest of my life. A couple of items a year the first couple years, one or two a year over the next few, and then as needed. So I was able to amass a nice setup without every having to do a massive outlay of cash, but also didn’t have to buy a bunch of replaceable crappy stuff over and over.

At any rate, I have all that shit at home, but it is not here. And I have neither the financial means nor the desire to stock another kitchen. So I have been doing shit on the cheap. And so far, I have been super impressed. Two items of note- at home I have a range of matfer bourgeat skillets. I have no intention of doing the same thing here, but we did need one skillet, so I picked up a preseasoned Merten & Storck for 29 bucks off Amazon. And it’s been a great pan. I’ve used it 20 times already, and it is my go to skillet. Were I to do it over again, I don’t think I would spend the money on higher priced ones like I have at home.

Same with this dutch oven. I’m not spending the price of a small car on Le Creuset for here. This Mueller one for 60 bucks looks, feels, and probably is every bit as durable and good as the OG le Cresuset.

So that’s nice to know.

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TGIFriday Morning Open Thread: Bringing Minnesota & Wisconsin Together

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20247:06 am| 342 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Show Me On the Doll Where Rahm Touched You

Nothing like having a beer with some great union workers and ?yes, that would be @JoeBiden? in Superior, Wisconsin. ?@AFLCIO? pic.twitter.com/caMGiRXjPe

— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) January 25, 2024

Opened in 1961, the Blatnik Bridge connects Minnesota and Wisconsin over the St. Louis Bay.

For decades folks talked about replacing it, but it never happened. Until today.

Today, I’m proud to announce over $1 billion from our infrastructure law will be used to get it done. pic.twitter.com/WIkhZ3asdo

— President Biden (@POTUS) January 26, 2024

The governors of Wisconsin and Minnesota, thanking Pres. Biden and all who voted for the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law… and taking a dig at the Republican House members on either side the bridge who voted against the bill: Pete Stauber from MN, Tom Tiffany from WI. https://t.co/zQnEdh7IWG

— UpNorthNews (@UpNorthNewsWI) January 25, 2024

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On The Road – Dan B – A garden on Whidbey, main collector’s garden

by WaterGirl|  January 26, 20245:00 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

Dan B

To the West of the house and front door is a garden fenced to keep deer out.  This is the repository for the most special plants.  It also sidles up to the parking area.

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On The Road - Dan B - A garden on Whidbey, main collector's garden 3

The gate seemed both flimsy and unable to compete with the shapes and vivid textures of the many plants.  Vividly colored plants were strewn willy nilly among their less bold siblings making the more modest look drab and the vividly colored seem garish.

The parking area is to the left in this picture but fortunately is not visible from the garden.

Late Night Open Thread: Dean Phillips Is Making No New Friends

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20243:05 am| 77 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

N.H. Democrats had a chance to say they wanted someone other than Joe Biden to be the nominee but they did this opposite, despite Biden not being on the ballot. This is a total rejection of Dean Phillips and his reason for running. His campaign now is only about personal vanity.

— Geoff Garin (@geoffgarin) January 24, 2024

Someone decided he doesn’t want to spend Thanksgiving alone for the rest of his life. https://t.co/R8LyEP1DK1

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 25, 2024

I’m beginning to wonder if Phillips has any friends, as opposed to people he pays to tell him how good his ideas are. Dude is beginning to look more and more like a shaved bear at the mercy of a bunch of (GOP) carnies. From the hipsters at Slate, “Nevertheless, Dean Persisted”:

… With the dust nearly settled in New Hampshire, Dean Phillips looks to have pulled in just below 20 percent of the vote in the state’s unofficial Democratic primary. For a candidate who staked his entire campaign on his success in that state and who outspent the rest of the field there—and who may not even be on the ballot in some other states—that number doesn’t seem so heartening.

But for Phillips, the backbench Minnesota congressman, losing by 35-plus to someone who wasn’t even on the ballot, in a race that can’t award any delegates to the Democratic National Convention, is actually akin to winning, if you really think about it. “I’ve built business and brands and studied the best successes in marketing history,” Phillips posted on X the morning after the primary. “Never known one that generated 20% market share in just ten weeks, as we did last evening in New Hampshire.”…

It’s possible that Phillips was trying to appeal directly to his benefactors in Silicon Valley and on Wall Street by using their favored parlance. Because it’s very clear that the baby that needs to be kept “going,” the market share that needs to keep being “generated,” is the torrent of big-money donations that will be sunk into his doomed campaign. (Phillips’ pals in the Valley, in particular, should have no real aversion to lighting resources on fire in a quixotic, money-losing venture; they do that often.)

But the message may just as well have been a pep talk directed from Phillips’ consultants, vendors, and staffers to Phillips himself. The gelato and liquor tycoon has an estimated net worth of $124 million, more than enough to keep this gravy train rolling well into July, when he has pledged a contested convention. It is unclear whether he will have any delegates by that point. He has committed to self-fund at least part of this enterprise, and the people on his payroll are no doubt gleeful that he has decided to soldier on…

Is Dean Phillips' Biden-bashing presidential campaign a pointless and expensive ego trip? We asked Steve Schmidt's private wealth manager who says no, definitely not, and that for the good of the country, it should continue for as long as possible.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) January 23, 2024

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