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You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

The National Guard is not Batman.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

He really is that stupid.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

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Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

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When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

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Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  January 27, 20241:35 pm| 60 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I suppose it would be wrong to tape this up on my wall, but I am sorely tempted.

I loved John Harwood’s tweet that Trump can, indeed, be beaten by someone who is 80 yeas old.

If I could look that good, and that happy, at 80, I’d take it!  She is one tough cookie.

Open thread.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: We Cherish Our Wins

by Anne Laurie|  January 27, 20247:42 am| 279 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Cherish Our Wins 2

(Joel Pett via GoComics.com)

Be Best. https://t.co/uiPoZgjQzm

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 26, 2024

Biden needs to retweet this.

Better yet, te campaign needs to tweet a picture of Biden, where you can clearly see his hands, holding a phone or iPad looking at this tweet. https://t.co/R4Yz2J7NBZ

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 27, 2024

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: ‘Donald Trump is very confused’

by Anne Laurie|  January 27, 20244:16 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Excellent Links, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery

He's always said whatever comes into his head and, as he gets more confused, the message gets weirder. His supporters clearly are either not listening, or just don't care. Donald Trump is very confused https://t.co/j4RTzDqbRA

— Prof. Peter Doherty (@ProfPCDoherty) January 24, 2024

An excellent essay, which deserves wider circulation, from Dana Milbank at the Washington Post — “Donald Trump is very confused”: [gift link]

… New Hampshire showed us, beyond all doubt, that Donald Trump is very, very confused…

I went to Trump’s rally on Saturday night in Manchester, where he didn’t address the Haley-Pelosi mix-up but assured his supporters that he “took a cognitive test” and “I aced it.” He has previously boasted of his ability to identify an image of a “whale” on said assessment, but, as The Post’s Ashley Parker and Dan Diamond pointed out, there is no such marine mammal on any version of the test. (Maybe he was being “sarcastic” about the whale, too.)

But I listened carefully to Trump that night — no easy feat because he went on for 100 minutes — and noticed that, even though his text was fed to him through a teleprompter, he told many of the same stories over and over again, repeating some lines almost word for word in the same speech, with no apparent awareness that he had done so…

In fairness, the Trump of four and eight years ago was also plenty erratic. But a closer look at his public performances — his courtroom outbursts and on the stump — suggests the very stable genius is off his game. He’s propped up by a very professional campaign, which he didn’t have before, and more insulated from questions and spontaneous exchanges. Yet he’s still saying and doing the sort of things that, had Biden done them, Republicans would cry: dementia!

“Each drug dealer kills on average 500 people during his or her lifetime,” he informed his audience early in his speech.

“Each dealer is responsible for the deaths during their lives of over 500 people or more,” he informed them late in his speech…

Trump similarly told and retold a tale about Biden’s competence. “He’s a threat to democracy,” Trump said, for “a couple of reasons. But, you know, the first reason why, he’s grossly incompetent.”

“He’s a threat to democracy,” Trump repeated later.

And again, still later: “Joe Biden is a threat to democracy for a number of reasons,” primarily because “he’s grossly incompetent.”

Sounds as though somebody needs a nap.

And it wasn’t just one off night. At a rally the next night, Trump mispronounced the name of Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.), his devoted ally who had just come to campaign for him in New Hampshire. He mentioned the name of a pollster — his pollster — Tony Fabrizio, with an Italian accent, then asked, “Is he a relation to Al Capone?” The following night, he served up this puzzler: “We are an institute and a powerful death penalty. We will put this on.”

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Late Night Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  January 27, 20241:15 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

These little stories are from an article about people who are making a difference, and I thought little pieces of it might make good late night posts.  A little bit of inspiration, perhaps, at the start of an open thread.

But talk about whatever you want!

In a year that made many of us want to give up, these unsung activists found a way to help others.

h/t hazmat

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The Unofficial Czar of the Migrant Crisis

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Ruth Messinger, a former city elected official, has been pulling together aid for newly arrived migrants for over a year.Credit…Lev Radin/Sipa Usa, via Associated Press

It would be difficult to find a single person who has done more to meet the immediate needs of migrants than Ruth Messinger, the former Manhattan borough president and 1997 mayoral candidate, who is now 83. Her involvement took hold at the beginning, when she greeted the first wave of migrants arriving on buses from Texas to the Port Authority Bus Terminal in the summer of 2022.
“It was an easy thing for me to do,” she said.

From there, she leveraged her many connections to mobilize a network of dedicated volunteers, faith leaders, nonprofits, institutions and private philanthropists to feed, clothe and shelter the migrants. She is constantly pushing the mayor and state and federal governments to do more to meet the enormous challenges that attend the influx.

And she is no less nimble as a fixer on the ground. When a school in Harlem offered to store clothes for the many migrants who needed them, they soon realized that they needed more shelving. Ms. Messinger quickly found the money to pay for it.

“She is the superhero that guides us, connects us and inspires us,’’ said Judy Bass, co-chair of the Synagogue Coalition on the Refugee and Immigration Crisis.

From Six New Yorkers Who Made the City a Better, Cooler, Fairer Place in 2023.  Written by Ginia Bellafante, who writes the Big City column, a weekly commentary on the politics, culture and life of New York City.

In a year that made many of us want to give up, these unsung activists found a way to help others.

h/t hazmat

Open thread!

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Friday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 26, 20249:22 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Another busy day with work and doing things around the house, and there wasn’t much dinner prep because we enjoyed the fajitas so much last night we did it again tonight.

Big day tomorrow because we are going to tear the living room apart, clean, and put it back together, and then we are going out to one of her favorite places with live music.

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War for Ukraine Day 702: A Brief Friday Night Update

by Adam L Silverman|  January 26, 20249:08 pm| 15 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

The crest of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense. A wine colored cross on a silver shield with the gold Uktainian Tryzub in the center on a circular blue medallion. A pair of silver maces and an upright sword are between the blue medallion and the wine colored cross.

It’s been a long week and last night was a long update, so tonight will – hopefully – be on the brief side.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Friday Evening Open Thread: Oklahoma, *Not* Okay

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20248:21 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Sociopaths

Oklahoma’s culture war-obsessed superintendent has appointed professional harasser Chaya Raichik — of the account Libs of TikTok — to the state’s Department of Education Library Media Advisory Committee.

Story: https://t.co/1Hx1aceM8p pic.twitter.com/WUiuC1NkGb

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) January 23, 2024

Ron Charles, at the Washington Post – “Things Just Got Weird in Oklahoma”:

… Superintendent Ryan Walters has appointed professional bigot Chaya Raichik to the state’s Department of Education Library Media Advisory Committee. The volunteer group is a Frankenstein version of Anthony Comstock reanimated to chase “pornographic or sexualized content from public schools.”

Raichik’s qualifications for advising the state’s teachers and librarians include having worked as a Brooklyn real estate agent and running an incendiary social media account called Libs of TikTok. To the delight of right-wing trolls, her posts misrepresent and mock people who support crazy “woke” ideas like equality and respect for LGBTQ+ people. She directs particular derision at anyone supporting transgender children. So vast is Raichik’s toxic influence that schools and hospitals have reportedly received bomb threats inspired by her sneering vilifications.

Now she’ll be advising Oklahoma public schools about books…

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