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New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

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Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

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Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

The revolution will be supervised.

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Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

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Republicans do not pay their debts.

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Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

We are learning that “working class” means “white” for way too many people.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

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You Know What, Fuck All You People

by John Cole|  January 17, 20243:35 pm| 107 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I’ve been slaving away in the kitchen making fresh bread, took a break to read the comments to the post earlier, and you bastards all took Joelle’s side again. I spent twenty plus years cultivating a relationship with you fuckers and this is how you repay me?

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And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water

by @heymistermix.com|  January 17, 20243:23 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The beach at Puerto Peñasco

In my post on Chiricahua National Monument, Suzanne mentioned that Organ Pipe National Monument is also a great place, and she’s right.  Organ Pipe figures peripherally in our current border crisis, so I thought I’d tell a little story about how Customs and Border Protection (CBP) fucked over a little town in Mexico.

The Organ Pipe NM visitor’s center is just a couple of miles from the town of Lukeville, Arizona, where there’s a popular border crossing for folks going to Puerto Peñasco, Sonora, a place that is called Rocky Point by Arizonans.  Puerto Peñasco is a little beach town on the northern edge of the Bay of California (also known as the Sea of Cortez), and it has a beautiful beach.  Some people call it “Arizona’s Beach,” and the Mexican government has done everything in their power to make it an easy destination.  The road from Sonoyta, the town on the other side of the border from Lukeville, is one of the best two lane highways in Mexico.  The region is a “no hassle zone” where the Mexican government has gone to great lengths to crack down on police bribe-seeking.  Unlike most of Mexico, you don’t need a tourist visa (FMM) or an import permit for your car (TIP).  (You should have Mexican auto insurance, though, because US policies don’t cover your car in old Mexico.)  Puerto Peñasco is a great “first trip” into Mexico because most of the locals who deal with tourists speak at least enough English to get by, everyone takes dollars (at a not-great exchange rate), the cerveza is cold and the seafood is freshly caught.

Anyway, with our current border crisis, CBP decided that they needed to “surge” resources to different border areas, and those resources would come from Lukeville.  So, with three whole days of warning, they closed the Lukeville Port of Entry on December 4.  This was a massive hit to the Puerto Peñasco economy — locals call it “Muerto (Dead) Peñasco” because the place is empty.   The Lukeville border station is tiny:  a total of 23 officers work there.  Re-assigning those agents to process migrants instead of manning the border couldn’t have made a huge difference to CBP’s enforcement efforts, but it sure made a difference for anyone trying to get to Puerto Peñasco.  Take a look at this:

And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water

I’ve highlighted Organ Pipe NM and Puerto Peñasco in yellow.  The other border crossings that you could use to get to Puerto Peñasco are highlighted in red.  Both of them add hours to the trip, and the Nogales road is considered fairly dangerous.  I’ve recently driven the road from San Luis Rio Colorado (the red dot to the west) via El Golfo de Santa Clara, and it tends to get big sand drifts and has a lot of potholes.

Lukeville re-opened on January 4, just in time to miss all the Arizona Christmas vacationers who wanted a beach trip.  As far as I’m concerned, this border closing was just fuckery, but it was low-level fuckery that mostly affected Arizona residents who were inclined to travel to Mexico.  We call those people “Democrats”.

Anyway, Organ Pipe is a nice rugged park that protects the massive organ pipe cacti in the only place they grow in the US.  This one is at least 10 feet tall:

And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water 2

(By the way, I’m not minimizing the issues at the border near Organ Pipe.  The visitor’s center there is named after a Law Enforcement Ranger who was shot by cartel members in 2002, Kris Eggle. )

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This and That in the News

by WaterGirl|  January 17, 202412:40 pm| 362 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

A few snippets of news today while we (or at least I) wait form the immunity / jurisdiction ruling from the appeals court.  And a couple of images that caught my eye.

🌼  Hell yes!  10-second video that is sheer perfection!

A Republican voter tells Fox News Host that if the wannabe dictator rapist who’s facing 91 felony charges becomes the GOP nominee, he’ll vote for Joe Biden.

Country over party. pic.twitter.com/gB1FochH2S

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) January 16, 2024

🌼  Is it true that Joe Manchin has promised to not be a spoiler for 2024?  (see chyron)

Looks like Fox showed my new op-ed to their viewers. You bet I am confident Gen Z will re-elect Joe Biden, the most pro-youth president in history over Donald Trump, the four-time indicted, twice-impeached, proven sexual abuser. We will make you find out—again. pic.twitter.com/2xO7jyhRLD

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) January 16, 2024

🌼  It’s about time Roger Stone gets some attention from the FBI for his talk of murdering people.

CNN confirms Mediaite’s reporting. Stone is under investigation for his comments about Reps Swalwell and Nadler. https://t.co/NfLc4sVO4m

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) January 16, 2024

🌼  One of the many reasons I love Joe Biden.  Great backstory.  Joe is a regular guy in a way that Trump will never be.

Explains why Bill Ackman is so rabidly anti-Biden against all logic.

Ackman disrespected the memory of Beau Biden and Joe called him out for it. https://t.co/f4RNrhKeD9

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) January 16, 2024

🌼  Why do Republicans hate voting?

🚨BREAKING: New York Appellate Court DENIES Republican motion to block new vote by mail law. Another defeat for @EliseStefanik and the @GOP.

Another win for @DCCC and the voters of New York! https://t.co/FN7KcsZWH1 pic.twitter.com/ZI6tbfRSI7

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) January 16, 2024

🌼  How sad is this?  Sad, but smart.  And necessary.

Shades of “Reservoir Dogs”: Judge Kaplan instructs jury in E Jean Carroll defamation trial that they are anonymous and that they should refer to each other with fictitious names. Amazing how much Trump has twisted and corrupted the system.

— Harry Litman (@harrylitman) January 16, 2024

🌼  And a bit of sad truth.

Open thread.

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Just an FYI

by John Cole|  January 17, 202410:46 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I have been informed that if you do not walk into the most heavily populated portion of the house (usually either the kitchen or living room) and loudly state “I AM GOING TO BED” you are in fact “sneaking” off to bed and a “stealth” sleeper.

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On The Road – Captain C – Amsterdam, October 2023, Part 9

by WaterGirl|  January 17, 202410:00 am| 12 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

Captain C

This set focuses mostly on the Resistance Museum (Verzetsmuseum), which chronicles the Nazi Occupation of the Netherlands from 1940 to 1945 and what led up to it and the aftermath.  As my mother was born in Amsterdam in 1944, this is kind of personal to me.  My Opa taught at the Underground University after the Nazis closed the universities in 1943 (the point at which they seem to have realized that most Dutch, sadly not all, wanted no part of being good little Aryans), and my Oom Bas is said to have been one of the leaders of the student underground resistance.  He later went on to become a diplomat, which must have seemed easier and more relaxing by comparison.

This will be by far the heaviest of these photo sets, as you might imagine.

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Verzetsmuseum

To run an occupation of an unwilling people requires a lot of data and paperwork.  In the times before ubiquitous cheap computing power, this required copious amounts of files and documents, as was the theme of this particular exhibit.  If you look closely, you can see the Captain’s reflection in the ceiling mirror.

Florida Flip (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 20248:20 am| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Fellow Floridians and I have frequently complained in this space about the immiserating political dominance of the FL GOP, which has made the state poorer, sicker and dumber since the turn of the century. But tides turn, even in Florida, and here’s some unalloyed good news from the Orlando Sentinel:

In a race seen as a bellwether for Democratic chances in November, Democrat Tom Keen flipped what had been a Republican state House seat in Central Florida in a special election held Tuesday.

Keen, a Navy flight officer who works in the aerospace training and simulation industry, defeated Republican Erika Booth, a teacher and member of the Osceola School Board. Unofficial totals for the District 35 seat had Keen with 51.3% of the vote to Booth’s 48.7%.

Keen, who made abortion rights and property insurance key issues in the race, got between 65% to 70% of nonpartisan, or NPA, voters to make up for Republicans turning out in larger numbers than Democrats, said Matt Isbell, a Democratic elections analyst.

“What actually clinched the win for Democrats was this massive margin with NPAs and perhaps some Republican moderates as well,” Isbell said. “If anything, this should be concerning for the GOP because it indicates a voter anger that maybe they have not understood.”

State House District 35 is a swing district that Biden won in 2020 by 5 points and DeSantis won by double digits in 2022. The seat was open because DeSantis cronies who are running the state’s higher education system into the ground appointed the completely unqualified Republican cop-impersonator who held the seat, Fred Hawkins, as president of a small public college.

I guess they figured DeSantis’s 12-point margin of victory in 2022 in the district meant the seat was safe. Oops. Florida House Dem Leader Fentrice Driskell on how Keen won:

“This is the blueprint for how we win elections: ground game, early investments and hard work,” Driskell, who chairs the FHDCC, said. “The FHDCC was on the ground immediately in this district, signing up Democrats to vote by mail and registering new voters through his primary and into the general election. The FHDCC is ready to repeat this formula and break the Republican supermajority this November.

She’s not wrong, but I think more is going on here than FL Dems stepping up. As analyst Isbell pointed out in the O-Sen quote up top, more Republicans voted than Democrats, and it looks like NPA voters and perhaps Republican moderates joined with Dems to put Keen over the top, despite a barrage of negative ads featuring dumb culture war themes and dirty tricks to try to split the non-GOP coalition.

My theory is that negative partisanship is coming into play, which this time benefited the Dems. As we know, the national political media built up a DeSantis boomlet by suggesting the sour-puss stilt-boot wearer was “Trump but competent” and heir apparent of the MAGA horde. But the more voters in other states saw of DeSantis when he launched his presidential campaign, the less they liked him.

What’s less widely known is that his numbers have been sinking in Florida at the same time, and DeSantis is underwater here too now. Most local analysts attribute that to people being pissed off about DeSantis abandoning the state. The theory is Florida voters are angry that DeSantis has been galivanting around Iowa stuffing his face with pork chops on a stick while things go to shit back home.

That’s part of it, but I also think normies are belatedly becoming aware of the FL GOP’s rampant corruption and hypocrisy, which has been on full and embarrassing display ever since the DeSantis 2024 campaign launch. And as the governor acquires loser stink, maybe the state party he transformed in his radical right-wing image is catching some of those odiferous fumes too. Non-Dems who are non-MAGA might therefore pause to think before they automatically tick the R on their ballot, as they did in District 35.

To sum up, I don’t expect the FL GOP’s grip on this state to loosen appreciably anytime soon. The structural factors that put them in power are still in force. But political realignments happen, and they usually start small. The Dem-NPA coalition that put Keen in office could be a sign of things to come.

Open thread.

PS: I’ve been unwell recently, unable to sleep and lacking my usually keen interest in food. But I nodded off before dinner last night and slept until 4 AM this morning, and now I am so hungry I’m thinking about trying to replicate a Denny’s “Moons Over My Hammy” special, perhaps with tomatoes substituting for ham. Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!

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COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: January 17, 2024

by Anne Laurie|  January 17, 20246:32 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs

COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: January 17, 2024
There is a (fortunately, minor so far) measles outbreak in Philadelphia, confirmed cases in New Jersey, and warnings of a possible carrier in Virginia. (Responses to the Dulles Airport news seem to be evenly divided between ‘who cares, it’s just a rash’, and ‘Probly some filthy dark-skinned illegal immigrant’, predictably.) There’s also been a rather larger outbreak reported in England. Measles is an *extraordinarily* virulent disease that kills at least a million people a year — not all of them children in underdeveloped nations — and which also causes immune response suppression. Welcome to our new, post-pandemic era!

The US is in the midst of the largest Covid surge since Omicron, but with minimal testing and good population immunity, the wave is largely being ignored. https://t.co/jnT6p2XQM8

— WIRED Science (@WIREDScience) January 11, 2024

#Covid's symptoms have changed with each successive wave of variants. Fewer people lose their senses of smell or taste as with past versions of #SARSCoV2. With variant JN.1, the chief complaints are diarrhea and headache https://t.co/0FVKLAjJ9l

— delthia ricks 🔬 (@DelthiaRicks) January 14, 2024

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