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Conundrum From Hell

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20242:36 pm| 263 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, War

There was a piece on campus divisions related to the Israel vs. Hamas war in one of the major dailies a while back. (Can’t remember which one, but there were lots, and it was typical of the genre.) As expected for their demographic, most students interviewed harshly criticized Israel for the wholesale destruction in Gaza. I sympathized with most of the views expressed, though Israel’s critics lose me when they downplay the 10/7 atrocities or frame the discussion in simplistic colonialist vs. oppressed terms.

I also sympathized with much of what Israel’s defenders in that article said too, i.e., that antisemitism is a growing scourge that has always animated the worst fucking people on earth, and the Hamas fighters who attacked civilians on 10/7 were terrorists and war criminals whose actions demanded a response. But I related most to the views of a foreign student (Italian, I think) who didn’t take a clear side when asked what he thought about the situation. He said (paraphrasing), “My opinion is it’s tragic.”

Josh Marshall published a piece today that addresses how we got here and what the implications are for the Biden administration. Marshall notes that the folks staffing the admin are mostly veterans of the Obama White House who know exactly who Netanyahu is. And thanks to Netanyahu’s lock on power, American public opinion has shifted permanently too.

It was galling to many American Jews to see Netanyahu plotting against a President they supported, not to mention the offense of any foreign leader so brazenly meddle in domestic US politics. I’ve mentioned a number of times since October 7th, that it is hard to over-estimate the damage caused by having a generation of Americans learn about Israel through the prism of a long-serving Israeli Prime Minister plotting against a US President they not only supported but viewed as central to their aspirations about America’s future. But beyond the anger over Netanyahu’s open alliance with the US Republican party was an additional point: do you not realize the folly of staking the US-Israel alliance on the most rapidly declining political demographic in American society? How does that work out exactly?

Of course, from the perspective of 2024 it’s not like it’s Democratic majorities as far as the eye can see. But the same gist still applies. At the most basic level many of us predicted in 2014 precisely the dynamic of of the politics of 2024 – young voters, especially progressive voters and people of color, seeing Israel through a much different and less forgiving prism than their parents generation. You’re sowing the seeds of your own undoing and what’s worse you’re going to come crying to us for help when you reap this harvest and we’re not going to be able to provide much. And here we are.

I agree when he (Marshall) says, “It’s time for Biden to make publicly clear that his support for Israel is not support for Netanyahu and that the latter is not only an obstacle to US interests but Israeli ones as well.” From what I can tell from reading their press, most Israelis would agree, and accurately naming Netanyahu as an obstacle might mollify Biden supporters who are outraged at the seemingly unlimited support Biden has provided to Israel as it has smashed Gaza to pieces.

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Loser! Cake? (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  January 14, 20241:52 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

I listened to the Trump-Special Counsel appeals court proceeding last Tuesday, so I am aware of all the back-and-forth that occurred, but this is the best description / explanation of the significance of some of the questioning that I have seen.

Picking up at the best part, about halfway through the story.  (The Atlantic)

For another, a public official might be acquitted in the Senate for reasons other than the merits of the impeachment charges against him. In fact, that’s exactly what happened at Trump’s second impeachment trial. As Special Counsel Jack Smith noted in his D.C. Circuit brief, “At least 31 of the 43 Senators who voted to acquit the defendant”—Trump—“explained that their decision to do so rested in whole or in part on their agreement with the defendant’s argument that the Senate lacked jurisdiction to try him because he was no longer in office.” Worse yet, as Henderson and Pan later pointed out during the argument, Trump’s own lawyers conceded to the Senate in February 2021 that, even if Trump were not convicted on the impeachment charges, he could still be criminally charged. Oops.

I could go on about the impeachment-judgment clause, and the members of the panel certainly did, but the bottom line is that Trump’s argument about that clause was frivolous, and not worth making. In fact, Sauer, by extending that argument to make a limited concession to Pan’s questioning about whether he was arguing that presidents could never be criminally prosecuted—remember, he said that this could happen if the president is first convicted by the Senate—unwittingly set a nasty trap for himself.

A trap that Pan’s brilliant interrogation shut tight.

The judge wasted no time in drilling into the implications and inconsistencies in Sauer’s position. Pan asked, incredulously, “Could a president order SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival? That’s an official act—an order to SEAL Team Six.”

To which Sauer replied, unresponsively, that a president would quickly be impeached and removed for that. This was followed by more unresponsive words from Sauer.

Pan wanted an answer—to the question she had asked.

pan: I asked you a yes-or-no question. Could a president who ordered SEAL Team Six to assassinate a political rival [and] who was not impeached, would he be subject to criminal prosecution?

sauer: If he were impeached and convicted first—

pan: So your answer is no?

sauer: My answer is a qualified yes.

The filibustering then continued, with Sauer rambling on about Department of Justice Office of Legal Counsel memorandums, James Madison, the abuse of the criminal process. Many words.

Pan interrupted again: “I asked you a series of hypotheticals about criminal actions that could be taken by a president and could be considered official acts and have asked you: Would such a president be subject to criminal prosecution if he’s not impeached and convicted? And your answer, your yes-or-no answer, is no?”

Sauer, realizing he was being cornered somehow, tried to avoid the door closing behind him. But Pan was having none of it. Like the experienced prosecutor she is, she insisted on an answer, and wasn’t going to let go. (If this judging thing doesn’t work out for her, I’d love to see her host Meet the Press someday.)

She and Sauer went around and around on this a few more times. But the damage was done, and Pan’s point was devastatingly made—in essence, that Sauer was arguing out of both sides of his mouth. On the one hand, Sauer argued that the Constitution gave the president absolute immunity for his official acts, lest we have political prosecutions of former presidents. On the other hand, if the United States Congress—a political body if ever there was one—effectively gives permission (by impeaching and convicting), well, then, yes, a president can be prosecuted, and—wait for it—he’s not absolutely immune.

It’s hard to know whether the criminal defendant, sitting at the counsel table, could understand enough of the dialogue to know that his immunity argument had completely collapsed, right then and there. But it had.

Sometimes during appellate arguments, there’s a moment when you know exactly how the court will come out. And this was one. I once had such a moment, fortunately in my favor. My one and only argument before the U.S. Supreme Court was in a case about whether federal securities laws could impose liability for securities transactions occurring abroad. I was arguing in the negative, on behalf of an Australian bank. My opponent was up first, arguing in favor of applying American law. I figured I had the conservative justices, but I was a bit less sure about the more liberal justices.

After some preliminary questions to my adversary about jurisdiction, the Court got to the merits. I’ll never forget it. Justice Ginsburg asked a question that was more like a statement: “This case is Australian plaintiff, Australian defendant, shares purchased in Australia. It has ‘Australia’ written all over it.” I don’t know whether I heard the rest of her question, or my opponent’s answer. But I knew right then and there, before having uttered a word to the Court, that my client had won.

As for the special counsel on Tuesday morning, he, too—like everyone else in the courtroom—knew from Judge Pan’s withering questioning and Sauer’s evasive responses to her that Trump is going to lose. The only question is how quickly it will happen. I have little doubt it will be soon.

By all accounts, we can expect to see the appeals ruling by this coming Friday.  At that point we can expect to know whether the case is being thrown back to Judge Chutkan, and depending on the details of the ruling, it could be “full steam ahead” for the trial sometime in March, or it could mean more appeals and more delays.  To “stay” or not to “stay”, that is the question.  (Or at least one of them.)   En banc hearing request, accepted or denied, Supreme court request, cert accepted or denied, etc.  No matter how it goes, we will know a LOT more a week from now than we do today.

I looked into my personal crystal ball, and I am predicting an appeals court ruling  on Monday or Tuesday, and if it goes the way I hope it will, this could well be another cake-worthy event.

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From The Frozen Western States to Frozen Dead Guy

by TaMara|  January 14, 202411:07 am| 120 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Some weather we are having in the west and mid-west, huh? You know what subzero means at my house:

From The Frozen Western States to Frozen Dead Guy

The ducks are in the bathroom again…

Their coop is well insulated, but at subzero, I can’t keep it at a temperature I’m comfortable with, but bringing the ducks in creates another issue. They can overheat easily, so the bathroom has to be kept pretty cold. And for reasons only my cats know, they’ve been pushing open the bathroom door in the middle of the night to visit the ducks in their crate, which leads to very loud squawking at 2 a.m.

We’ll be back to normal by Tuesday, which will make the ducks very happy. Meanwhile, in NE where my extended family resides, including my unstoppable 86 yr old dad, they’ll be frozen for most of the week. Pray for my brother and SIL as they work to keep my dad from going stir-crazy and doing something stupid, like going outside in -16 degrees, not counting windchill, weather.

https://youtu.be/URwJ3wZ4Ce4

This morning, CBS Sunday Morning featured something that I’m all too familiar with, but thought you might not know about….and hopefully you’ll be as amused as we have been the last 20+ years.

Frozen Dead Guy Days is upon us and it has moved from the small town of Nederland in the mountains to the great Stanley Hotel and the small town of Estes Park, just outside Rocky Mountain National Park.

Many of you probably know that the Stanley was the inspiration for The Shining. I’ve stayed at the Stanley, and it’s not all that spooky, I’m afraid. But the owner for the last 30 years has added Shining touches all around the hotel, including my favorite, the hedge maze. It’s been fun watching it grow. When it was planted, the hedges were ankle high – it’s now about shoulder height  (my shoulder, let’s not get into the short vs tall people debate again, LOL).

The Stanley has been sold to a non-profit, so who knows what its future holds, but I think Frozen Dead Guy Festival is there to stay.

The story of Frozen Dead guy is as bizarre as you might think, but we’ve grown accustomed to it here, so we enjoy the fun of it. I was glad to see him move from his Tuff shed and dry ice to proper cryogenics.

Party on!

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Political Playoffs Coverage, Iowa Edition

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20248:37 am| 217 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

“It’s nasty out there,” Trump said as he arrived in Iowa. It’s -10 degrees here pic.twitter.com/FvhwEB8mzf

— Tyler Pager (@tylerpager) January 14, 2024

Yes, yes, you’re sick of it already… but if ‘we’ don’t cover the early probably-meaningless scrums, we might miss some once-in-a-career upset…

Blowing snow at Des Moines airport and long delays on the DSM tarmac to get to the gate — few ground crew could make it in to work, our pilot said — but flights are landing in central Iowa. https://t.co/fcLq6SpAYn pic.twitter.com/kOns9zqooa

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 13, 2024

Mr. Charles P. Pierce, one of the writers I’m counting on to get me through the next eight months, with an extract from his Saturday subscriber blog — “A Bleak Forecast In Iowa And the Weather’s Bad, Too”:

… The last Iowa caucus I attended took place in a gun store way out in the boonies south of Des Moines. It was a Republican caucus and fifteen people attended. Ted Cruz won the balloting, I think. I lost track of the results as I lost track of the route back to Des Moines, which gave me a lot of time to dwell on the fundamental absurdity of granting this archaic, jerry-rigged process pride of place in our selection of the next president of the United States. Somewhere around Indianola, I determined that the Iowa caucuses had seen the last of me.

The last time around, the caucuses descended into farce. Plagued by a bug-ridden mobile app, incompetence at the highest level, and campaigns determined to take advantage of both of these things, it took sixteen days for the Iowa Democrats to determine finally that Pete Buttigieg had won more delegates than Bernie Sanders had. By then, of course, the country had returned to not giving a damn what happens in Iowa, which is the sensible thing to do.

The Democratic Party gave up its participation in this goat-roping. There was much weeping and rending of garments over this, mostly from people who believe that a quadrennial trip to the cornfields is just too fcking adorable. But a barely organized gathering of god-bothering white hayshakers has as much to do with the modern Democratic Party as it does with Luxembourg’s Chamber of Deputies…

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: December Blooms

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20244:44 am| 33 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Sunday Morning Garden Chat: December Blooms

From ace photographer / commentor Ema:

Inspired by TaMara’s Winter Garden, I went to Central Park expecting to take pictures of some nice brown-ish vegetation. To my surprise, I came across trees and flowers in full bloom. Granted, it’s been mild in the city, mostly 40s and 50s. Still, one does not expect spring blooms at the end of December. (Thank you, Biden!)

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Late Night Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  January 14, 20241:47 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

These little stories are from an article about people who are making a difference, and I thought little pieces of it might make good late night posts.  A little bit of inspiration, perhaps, at the start of an open thread.

But talk about whatever you want!

In a year that made many of us want to give up, these unsung activists found a way to help others.

h/t hazmat

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The Boat Rocker

Mr. Buchanan, who has helped found three community boathouses, works with organizations that advocate clean water and recreational use of New York Harbor.Credit…Victor J. Blue for The New York Times

In the late 1990s, Rob Buchanan, a former Princeton rower, had an inspiring encounter with a man named Mike Davis, who built replicas of the boat George Washington used to clear troops from Brooklyn during the Battle of Long Island. Mr. Davis, who died in 2008, had been on a mission to open up the city’s waterways to recreational use. Mr. Buchanan immediately felt a calling.

“This idea of the harbor as public space really resonated with me,” he said.

Over the years, he devoted himself to making access to the city’s coastline more equitable, an ambition that has intensified as luxury development has made waterfront access more elusive. He has helped found three community boathouses (one in Manhattan and two in Brooklyn), where volunteers provide free rowing and kayaking sessions. He is also the steering committee coordinator of the NYC Water Trail Association, which advocates clean water and safe boating and helped create the Citizens Water Quality Testing Program to check pollution levels in the harbor.

This year, he began lobbying the city to build a waterfront education center in Sunset Park, which would include work force training for maritime businesses. He joined Rocking the Boat, a nonprofit based in the South Bronx, where he directs programming and teaches boat building to middle schoolers from the neighborhood so that they can feel, as he put it, that “this is our harbor and our estuary,” and that they live in a city that belongs to everyone.

From Six New Yorkers Who Made the City a Better, Cooler, Fairer Place in 2023.  Written by Ginia Bellafante, who writes the Big City column, a weekly commentary on the politics, culture and life of New York City.

In a year that made many of us want to give up, these unsung activists found a way to help others.

h/t hazmat

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Greetings From the Only State in the Union Without Multiple Weather Alerts

by John Cole|  January 13, 202410:56 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I forgot about the time zone thing so I am coming at you a little late, but I did want to let you know that unlike where I would normally be, it is nice outside and I am eating legit ceviche as I write this. In Bethany it is super shitty and the power is out because a tree fell in town.

Spent a lot of time exploring today. I went to the Standard Restaurant Supply store in Mesa, and it was fucking ginormous and one of the greatest places I have ever been. They had everything. I could spend days in that place.

Then I went to the Asiana Market, and just browsed and looked at options for later purchases. Picked up some banging kimchI and some Korean Pears, though.

I visited a couple big box electronics store looking for open box tv’s, but had no luck. Joelle’s tv works but it is 20 years old and the only way to get to netflix on the Amazon Prime is through the Cox Communication app, and basically it takes ten minutes to load a show on Netflix. I have limited funds (the bike is already a fond memory unless I can find one for a steal on fb marketplace), so I want to try to spend 100-200 bucks max.

It just had to be made in the last decade, basically, and big enough to see for me. Not that I am a size queen when it comes to tv’s, but I’m at the point in bifocals that if the tv is really small that means to get a clear picture of it I have to hold my head in JUST THE RIGHT WAY AND NOT MOVE once I am in the narrow range of my progressive lenses. GZetting old sucks.

At any rate, it doesn’t have to be anything special or be a top of the line thing- anything is an upgrade and how much can you really care about the picture when the glare from the sun coming through the windows fucks with the picture anyway. So I think under 200 is doable.

What are you all up to? What is going on with the kitty cat rescue we talked about the other night?

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