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Trump Crime Cartel Open Thread: Jared Kushner Unites All Sides

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Young Prince Jared has been all over the media recently…


Not that it will make any difference, but I chipped in some snack money just because it’ll irk the living shite out of the Oval Office Squatter:

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  1. 1.

    mrmoshpotato

    Except of course you can’t fire the crown prince.

    We can some day – out of a cannon into the sea hopefully.

  2. 2.

    chopper

    interviewer: was the holocaust anti-semitic?
    jared: i dunno, i wasn’t involved

  3. 3.

    West of the Rockies

    Okay, he can’t help his looks much, but I’m going off anyway…

    Kushner has limp, oily hair combed in the unbecoming style of a third grade child. He’s got a lump of a nose, fat and smirky lips, assymetrical eyebrows, a dull, disingenuous look to his eyes, and the physique of a scarecrow.

  4. 4.

    Wapiti

    At some point in young adulthood I had a lesson on leadership: if you see something wrong, and do nothing and say nothing, then you are condoning the behavior or situation. You have signaled that it is acceptable to you.

    By his actions – or lack of action – Jared is fine with Trump’s racism.

  5. 5.

    Jay

    Keep in mind, that according to Prince Mohammed Bone Saw, Jarvanka brought him the lists of his Sawdi victims, taken from the Presidential Daily Briefs, based on NSA phone transcripts,

    Which Prince Mohammed Bone Saw used to arrest, torture and kill activists and opponents.

  6. 6.

    Citizen Alan

    I have never seen a single picture of Jared Kushner in which he looks human. In every single photo and every video appearance, he always looks like a character from one of the Men In Black movies seconds before his head splits open to reveal that he’s actually an android being piloted by a slug of some kind from a cockpit hidden in his cranium.

  7. 7.

    chopper

    a smart republican would have had a good bullshit assholish answer in the can, like

    is questioning the life story obama gave us all inherently racist? i’d say no. partisan? sure, lots of people don’t trust democrats and for good reason. but distrusting democrats doesn’t make you automatically racist.

    jesus, i felt dirty coming up with that shit. thank fucking god these guys are all idiots.

  8. 8.

    West of the Rockies

    @Citizen Alan:

    Just so… Kushner’s personality and appearance are animatronic. Of course, his wife is afraid that expressing any emotion will ruin all of that cosmetic surgery Daddy paid for.

  11. 11.

    jayjaybear

    @Plato: Because it’s at least an answer, rather than a total hands-up hot-potato please-don’t-ask-me-that-question weasely avoidance of actually giving some kind of answer.

  12. 12.

    Jay

    @Plato:

    There were lots of smart responses.

    They just wound up on the cutting room floor.

    The MSM ain’t your friend.

  13. 13.

    piratedan

    my issue is why should we have to PAY the fucking NY Times to run an ad about something that is so plainly evident.

    The last thing I want to do with my hard earned cash is give it to the NY Times to publicize what it should be doing as our supposed news standard. The money is better spent at the Post who at least isn’t at the GOP trough nearly as much as the Old Grey Lady.

  15. 15.

    Mary G

    They’ve kept him well under wraps and now we know why. It’s another count in the impeachment that Twitler thought he could solve the Middle East, the opioid crisis, and every other problem the best minds of the Obama administration couldn’t fix.

  16. 16.

    prostratedragon

    @Citizen Alan: I’ve been telling people that that’s not his real face. Really about all I can say about him. Except also to note that with him and certain of his associates, saying seemingly dumb shit like “I didn’t scroll down” might be an intended dominance display: “You’ll take your bullshit and like it!”

  17. 17.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    @Citizen Alan:

    He was actually very pretty when he was young but he’s botoxed himself into the uncanny valley.

    Jared’s Agent Smith-from-The Matrix mug, I should note, is probably the least heinous thing about him.

    And I second Dan B; NYT isn’t getting a farthing from me. I lack the words to describe my hatred of the Times—I positively cackle when I open up an incognito window to steal more free page-views.

  19. 19.

    trnc

    @mrmoshpotato:

    We can some day – out of a cannon into the sea hopefully.

    Be sure to route it through the Museum of Sandpaper and the bottled acid display.

  20. 20.

    trnc

    @Mary G:

    They’ve kept him well under wraps and now we know why. It’s another count in the impeachment that Twitler thought he could solve the Middle East, the opioid crisis, and every other problem the best minds of the Obama administration couldn’t fix.

    Not actually trying to fix them explains everything pretty neatly.

  22. 22.

    chopper

    @Plato:

    it gives other asshole republicans cover. yeah i just don’t trust lying democrats, i’m not a racist or anything!

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