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mistermix has been a Balloon Juice writer since 2010.

A Site to Visit

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 13, 20105:14 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Science & Technology

Whatever else he is (secret Muslim, socialist, hater of America and Real Americans), Obama is arguably the first, and certainly the second (after Carter) technocrat President. Technocrats tend to appoint other technocrats to technology positions, instead of making those spots political rewards for clueless insiders. Nowhere is that more obvious than the FCC, which is now run by an asskicker named Julius Genachowski. He replaced a Clinton-appointed and Bush-promoted mediocrity, Michael Powell (son of Colin).

It’s too early to tell whether Genachowski’s efforts will turn into real change, but he’s making a lot of the right noises. Here’s a love letter from a normally skeptical tech site, written a few months back:

The Genachowski-led FCC has been relentless in its effort to disrupt the status quo. In office for six months, Genachowski and team are drafting a national broadband plan; working on net neutrality rules; fingering companies like Google, Apple, and Verizon; dealing with spectrum reallocation; handling the nuts-and-bolts of white space device deployment; threatening to extend neutrality rules to wireless networks; and considering the transition from traditional circuit-switched phone networks to a full-IP communications network. Now, we can add “shaking up the cable industry” to the list.
[…] So Genachowski doesn’t seem to be a radical, but he does appear to be both relentless and ambitious in his quest to see these ideas carried through to their maximum potential for disruptive innovation. And he’s not above irritating just about every major incumbent with a network to do it.

This is a long-winded way of saying that everyone ought to visit the latest FCC effort, broadband.gov, and test your broadband connection. The FCC is collecting data about Internet speed across the country to find out where broadband stimulus money can best be spent. If that site gets a ton of hits, not only will it collect good data, but the FCC will have more proof that the public is watching and gives a shit.

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First Thing We Do

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 13, 20107:14 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything

I’d missed yesterday’s Times piece on Lehman, but it’s worth mentioning that US corporate lawyers come off looking pretty good:

Here, the investment bank used repos to temporarily park assets off its books to make its end-of-quarter debt levels look better than they did — while calling them sales instead of loans.
The accounting tactic, first used by Lehman in 2001, had one catch, according to Mr. Valukas: no American law firm would sign off on its use.

Of course, after Lehman found some British lawyers who would sign off on this fraud, their accounting firm, Ernst & Young, dutifully fell into line.

Remember Enron, brought to you in part by Arthur Andersen?  Maybe if Ernst & Young  is destroyed by this, as Andersen was, auditors will raise their ethical standards to the lofty heights of corporate lawyers,  or at least Catholic Popes.

And let’s not forget that the 2002 response to Enron, Sarbanes-Oxley, created an “overly complex regulatory environment” for financial services firms like Lehman.

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Brooks Would Be a Lousy Whip

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 12, 20105:59 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

On NPR’s All Things Considered, David Brooks was discussing how Nancy Pelosi would convince House members to vote for HCR. He said she would say something like, “Well, you’re going to lose your seat over this, but for the good of the country, you need to make this vote.”

Horseshit.

Pelosi would say the opposite: that failing to pass HCR would be a body blow to every Democrat, and if you’re in a tough district, switching your vote to oppose HCR will make you look like a waffling, unserious, gutless wonder. She’d also say that people appreciate consistency and loyalty, that they’re sick to death of hearing about this bill, and they’ll consider you a useless wanker for wasting their time yakking about reform while delivering nothing.

I realize that DougJ has the Brooks beat, but this was some of the most vapid “analysis” I’ve heard in a long time.

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The Central Scrutinizer

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 12, 20107:10 am| 83 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, Security Theatre

Those of you who are thinking about places to move after Palin wins in 2012 might want to cross the home of the Lord of the Rings, Bondi Beach and Tuscany from your list if you want to keep reading Balloon Juice.

Over in Frodo’s back yard, New Zealand has just implemented net censorship.  Last month, without telling anyone, two of the country’s Internet providers (ISPs) started using a government filter.  It supposedly only screens out depictions of child sexual abuse, and it’s “voluntary”, though the ISPs volunteer, not individual users.   By the way, New Zealand also has a government position called The Chief Censor, and the current one, who is openly gay, has been accused of promoting a gay agenda by not banning some films.

Meanwhile, in Australia, the ruling Labor party (center-left conservative, of course) wants to create a mandatory “great firewall” that would make ISPs take down any R or X-rated content hosted at sites without adult verification in Australia, and block it from sites hosted outside Australia.  Trials of the firewall haven’t gone well, and Labor has lost the votes for it in the Australian Senate, but it’s still a live issue in Australia’s politics.

Finally, a court in Italy recently convicted three Google employees and gave them a 6 month suspended sentence because YouTube hosted a video of a developmentally disabled kid being bullied.

It’s interesting to note that these three major incursions on Internet freedom by “good countries” have taken place with little notice in the mainstream US press, while China’s censorship policy is hashed over in painful detail.

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This is for Bart

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 11, 20108:36 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Religion, Democratic Stupidity

Since there’s a special rule that all Catholic Democrats can obstruct any legislation in conflict with their religion, just like all Jewish Democrats, and even all Muslim Democrats (those were added when Keith Ellison got elected), I thought this little educational video might help us better understand some of the Catholic teachings that Bart Stupak must never, ever violate.

It also will satisfy those who want more of the F-word on B-J.

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Intro

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 11, 20103:29 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Site Maintenance

Some commenters in the last post wondered where I came from.  Others asked to have me kicked out.  I guess that’s the Balloon Juice community’s way to ask for an introduction.

So, hi, I’m mistermix. I’m a friend of DougJ’s IRL, as the kids say.  When he pastes a rant “from a friend” into one of his posts, chances are that it came from me. For example, I contributed this subtle encomium to Byron Dorgan, and this gentle suggestion that B-J stop linking to Politico.

Apparently because the word “fuck” hasn’t appeared on B-J with sufficient frequency, DougJ and John asked me to come on board, and I’m happy to be here.  My day job is writing software and system administration.  I’m toying with the idea of posting about technology every so often.  Other than that, expect a few rants.

Just to this post isn’t entirely useless,  head over to Google Maps and check out the new biking feature.   It’s amazing — I’ve been riding the same bike commute to work for 10 years and it showed me a better way.

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Purely Useless

by $8 blue check mistermix|  March 11, 20107:05 am| 164 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Democratic Stupidity, Show Me On the Doll Where Rahm Touched You

If  the mighty Rahmbama was able to eject Massa from Congress, how did he miss the continued existence of Dennis Kucinich, who’s done little but  bitch and obstruct for his 7 terms in Congress:

In fact, according to the Web site GovTrack, of the 97 bills Kucinich has sponsored since taking office in 1997, only three have become law. Ninety-three didn’t even make it out of committee.

The three that were enacted are, in chronological order from first to last: bill “to make available to the Ukranian Museum and Archives the USIA television program ‘Window on America,'” a bill “to designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 14500 Lorain Avenue in Cleveland, Ohio as the ‘John P. Gallagher Post Office Building” and a bill “proclaiming Casimir Pulaski to be an honorary citizen of the United States posthumously.”  (via Kos)

Unlike Massa, who was the best Democrats are going to get in a R+5 district, Kucinich lives in a D+8 district where a well-financed Democrat would probably win the general.   Yet he’s coasted to more than a decade of easy wins.

Kucinich is the Ron Paul of the Democratic Party: a useless, one-man purity squad.  In Paul’s defense, the whole point of being a libertarian Congressman is to accomplish nothing.   Kucinich doesn’t have that excuse.

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