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Gift link to Alexandra Petri’s latest. So good!
Before you get too attached to me,” the woman said, “I must tell you my horrible secret: I can travel through time.”
“Forward?” her husband asked. “Everyone can.”
“No,” she said. “Well, not just forward. I thought it was just forward for a long time. That would make sense. But after 2022, it stopped being just forward.”
“How does it work?” he asked.
“It’s a curse,” she said.
“The Supreme Court,” she said. “The judiciary, generally. One afternoon in June of 2022, I discovered it was actually 1973. At best.”